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Wake up!
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I was watching that. It was watching
you. You watching the back of your
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I already got him to talk to the light
company about this $1 ,200 light bill y
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'all done ran up.
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What does that mean to me?
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It means sit there and hush your mouth.
Hello?
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Yeah, this is Leroy S. Brown. And the S
is for steer on hold.
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Y 'all don't have to put me on hold no
more.
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Joaquin, I'm plugging everything.
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I told you to clean your room two hours
ago.
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And I did already.
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No, posting a keep out sign on your door
is not cleaning your room, son.
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I told you not to go in there.
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I'm sorry, you told me what?
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Lord, don't let him kill his precious
lamb.
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No, don't put me on hold no more. I
don't want to be on hold.
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All right, is your homework done?
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Most of it.
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How many times do I have to tell you no
TV until your homework is finished?
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One more time?
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Don't test me.
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I'm not testing you. What was that,
young man?
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Nothing.
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You better go on upstairs while you
still have legs, Joaquin.
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Sometimes I hate it here. I wish I was
grown.
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Oh, God.
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Boy done lost his mind.
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Hey, Will.
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Hey, Will -man.
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Will?
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Joaquin?
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I'm out the phone!
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What am I doing down there?
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What am I doing up there?
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Is that what my bangs look like?
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Is that what my head looks like?
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What did you do?
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I'm you.
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And I'm you.
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Somehow we switched bodies.
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I was in the kitchen eating, and when I
came out... I was watching.
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Oh, that's messed up. Wait a minute, y
'all not going to keep trying to put me
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on hold.
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Let me talk to a supervisor.
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I need a supervisor.
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Give me a supervisor.
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happen? I don't know. You're the one
that made the wish.
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Wow. I can't believe I'm so tall.
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Hey, there's money up here.
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That's Cora's emergency stash.
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Is this her emergency dirt, too?
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Little boy, get your butt down here.
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Hey, you can't talk to me like that.
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I'm bigger than you now.
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Now, Joaquin.
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Okay. So what exactly did you say before
all this happened?
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Well, I think I said I wish I was an
adult.
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Or was it grown?
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I don't remember.
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Can I get a juice box?
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Focus.
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Okay. Okay.
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I think I said I wish... I was an adult.
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Okay, this time, close your eyes and
say, I wish I was a kid again.
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Okay.
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I wish I kind of was a kid again.
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What do you think?
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I don't know.
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Let's open our eyes and see.
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Didn't work.
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I did?
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He did?
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Yeah, he did. Get him.
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Get him.
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I forgive you.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Are you serious? You grounded me when I
cursed.
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Well, that's because I like him better
than you.
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Now, go away.
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Shoot. Go away.
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I have adult things to do.
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Like, go to the bank and pull out tons
of money and buy suits and
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new games for Joaquin.
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But first, I gotta pee.
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Okay. Hey, dirt face.
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How much is it gonna cost me to get you
to cover for me tonight while I sneak
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out to Angie's party?
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You do that?
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Don't play stupid. You know the deal.
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I'd pay you to cover for me.
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And how long have we been doing this?
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You're acting weird.
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Why are you acting like that?
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I'm just curious.
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How long?
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You're being weird.
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Maybe I should just tell Will.
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Well, maybe I should tell Will that you
hide Brussels sprouts in your backpack.
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Do I?
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Yeah, you twerp.
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Go to your room until I can have a talk
with you.
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Whatever, you're not the boss of me.
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But I am.
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Yeah, and I got big muscles, so go ahead
and try me.
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I dare you.
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I got the power!
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Don't overdo it.
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We have to deal with this.
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Oh, I know. And, um, the hospital called
your cell?
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You have a mandatory meeting today.
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Oh, I forgot about that.
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We have to go.
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Okay, you be me, and I'll be you.
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Okay. Oh, can I drive?
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No, we're getting a cab.
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Joaquin, can you get the house keys for
me?
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Sure thing.
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What's the magic word?
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Now.
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Okay.
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Excuse me.
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This is awesome. Hey, hey.
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Can I carry you?
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No.
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Uh, I need to, uh, charge this cell
phone.
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5 -5 -5, 5 -5 -5, 0 -5 -5 -5.
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Hello? Uh, yes.
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I need help with this, uh, nature bill.
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Thank you for calling. Your call is very
important to us and will be answered
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shortly. Well, how long is shortly gonna
take?
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Mr. Brown, you still don't hold?
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No, Cora, I super glued the phone to my
ear.
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A gigas? Ha, ha, ha, cha, cha.
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That ain't funny, Kurt. The bill
wouldn't be so high if you'd hang your
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to dry on the line like I told you.
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This is all mine.
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Yeah, right, Kurt.
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You gonna miss me when I'm gone.
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Well, how about we start practicing that
today?
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Thank you for holding. Yeah, yeah.
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Your call will be answered in less than
one minute.
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Please have your account number and a
pen ready.
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Kurt, pass me the pen and the bill right
there. They on the phone.
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I got to hang my hair out to dry.
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Cora, I'm not playing with you, little
girl. Give me the pad and the thing.
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it over here.
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What? Oh, this wheel? Yes.
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Oh.
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Oops.
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Cora, just for that, I'm not going to
let you use none of the electric no
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Hold on. Hold on.
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Wait.
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Wait.
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Hold on.
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I wish I had tentacles like that. For
help with a bill, press or save four.
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There we go.
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What you say?
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For service interruption, press or save
three. For help with a bill, press or
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save four. Okay, that's me.
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You have chosen three. Would you like to
make a payment arrangement?
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Yes. I need somebody to help me with
this bill because this $1 ,200 bill
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mine. My bill shouldn't be $60.
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I'm sorry. I didn't understand you.
Please repeat your request.
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My bill should be but $60. I want to
talk to a human being.
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For your convenience, an English or
Spanish menu is available.
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Okay, I see. Go ahead.
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Por favor, seleccione en el menudo
siguiente.
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No, in... No,
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English. English.
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English.
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Who do you have Englishes?
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Un momento, por favor.
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What the jalapeno tamale what?
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Now! Hello?
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Okay, we're going to go to the meeting
for a few minutes. We're going to be in
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and out. And don't say nothing.
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Okay? Got it.
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What are you doing back here, you little
renegade? Get out of here. Get on my
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nerves.
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Hey, uh, Renee, you got any candy?
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Sure do.
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A couple of pieces.
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You don't need any candy, Will.
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Well, of course I do.
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Son? Aw, look at Will on Wikipedia
playing.
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Boy, I'm strong.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you go play your video game?
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Okay. Yeah. Cool.
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So, Renee, what's happening?
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Nothing.
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What's happening with you?
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I mean, were they having the meeting?
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I... I mean, Will can't be late.
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Oh. Can you tell Will that the meeting
is postponed?
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I was supposed to tell him and I forgot.
I always do that. I always forget to
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tell him stuff.
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Well, that's not very professional.
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How do you cover?
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Oh, it's easy. Watch this.
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Dr. Graves just called right now, and he
said that the meeting is postponed. He
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just said that right now at this moment.
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Okay.
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See? Easy.
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The meeting's canceled.
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Hey, Lucky, the meeting's canceled.
Let's go.
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favored men, huh?
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What's Joaquin doing here?
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Uh, teacher Joaquin.
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Um, I was teaching Joaquin what it's
like
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to be a doctor.
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Okay, well that sounds cool.
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Well, since I've got you here, I have a
question. You remember that patient that
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you treated last week?
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Uh, what was her prognosis?
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She was sick.
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Very sick. thick.
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Never seen anything like it.
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I thought she had a broken leg.
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And she was sick about it.
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Okay.
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Let's go, Will.
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Uh,
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you guys want to stick around for lunch?
No. Yes.
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I gotta get that. You know what? I will
be right back.
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Oh, right.
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Not at work.
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Here's our chance.
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Here's your stuff.
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Let's go.
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Okay. Okay.
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That's disgusting.
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That's nasty. Cover your mouth.
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Oh, my God. You don't have any manners?
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What? What are you saying? What are you
saying? Oh, no, just say.
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Oh, you're choking.
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She's choking. She's choking.
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down to the emergency.
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Wow. That was so cool.
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Can you teach me how to do that? Of
course. When I get my body back, now
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go.
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Mm -hmm. That was really impressive,
Joaquin.
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Thanks. Will taught me everything I
know. Oh, is that right?
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And what is a normal blood pressure
reading?
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Everybody knows that it's... I'm talking
to the doctor.
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Everybody knows it's, uh... Two...
Zero...
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One... Uh... Umbrellas...
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I knew it! You are so busted!
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We are?
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Yes. Yes.
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I'm not stupid. You had this kid take
your medical exam for you.
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No. He didn't take my exams.
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He switched bodies.
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Then I don't cheat on my taxes.
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No, it's true.
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Then prove it.
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You take two -hour breaks, shop in the
lost and found, and haven't bought a
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single roll of toilet paper since you've
been here.
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Everybody knows that.
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Your pudding hookup is in the Chinese
restaurant on MLK.
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You did switch bodies!
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See? Now you believe us? Yes!
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I've heard about this happening, this
freaky kind of stuff, but I've never
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a part of it. This is so cool.
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Oh, my God.
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It's like the man got struck by
lightning and still lived.
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What? And the woman that was in the
plane crash still lives. No.
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Kanye West.
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What's so strange about Kanye West?
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Really?
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So what can you do to help? Well, I
wouldn't let Kanye West go to any award
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shows because he's... I mean us.
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Oh.
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But my cousin, Key Lolo, in New Orleans,
she has been known to work some
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miracles with a root, some Asian hair,
and creamed corn.
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What type of miracles?
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Oh, two words for you.
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Flavor, slave.
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Yeah, boy!
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This don't make no sense.
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You call, you expect somebody to answer
you in a timely manner.
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Mr. Brown, you still haven't got through
yet? No, Kurt, uh... Cora, could you do
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me a favor? Pick the phone up in the
kitchen. This one is a little staticky.
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Mr. Brown, do you know that... Cora, do
what I ask you. Could you please get the
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phone in?
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I'm just trying to tell you... Cora, do
what your daddy tell you to do.
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I'm trying to do something positive for
this whole family. You're just selfish.
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With your slow -drying hair.
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Hello?
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Oh, finally, a real person. Yes!
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It's me, Mr. Brown.
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Cora!
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Girl, when you start working at the
light company...
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Hang on. I'll be right there. Hang on.
Hang on.
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Kurt, why you hang the phone up? You
said hang up. I said hang on. I didn't
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hang up. You do realize how stupid that
is, don't you? You do realize you have a
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carless phone in your hand, don't you?
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Really? Well, Kurt, what we gonna do?
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What?
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Welcome to our automated services.
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Hello?
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Repeat yourself.
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For English, press or say one.
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I'm going to press one again.
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00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,380
I'm just going to press everything and
see if I get everybody.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine.
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How do you get ten on this course?
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No.
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We have to change back.
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Oh, I don't want to.
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You don't have a choice.
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00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:33,120
Look, for the first time in my life, I
feel like I do.
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00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,420
You don't know what it's like to be
small and picked on.
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00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,980
What? You think I was born that size?
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00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,500
You were probably born my size.
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00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,100
Actually, I was smaller than you.
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00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,519
You were?
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Really? And I was confident.
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Really?
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00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:53,820
After I got those braces taken off. Ooh,
you had braces and Abigail had?
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00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,100
Ooh, you were a loser.
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00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,680
Really? Sorry.
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Okay, I'm just gonna leave you two mixed
-up kids to talk this out, okay?
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00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:04,980
Will?
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00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:06,509
Weren't you?
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00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:09,170
supposed to transfer money into the
kids' college funds today?
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00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:14,390
Why can't we just do it tomorrow?
328
00:18:14,630 --> 00:18:17,150
Because the enrollment deadline was at
noon today.
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We're going to lose so much money and
interest.
330
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:25,570
I'm sorry. I didn't realize. You were
supposed to bring my car to the shop.
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00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:26,869
That was today?
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00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:29,890
And Brianna said you forgot to pick her
up from work today.
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00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,510
I was busy.
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00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:34,610
What, too busy for your keys?
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00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:39,390
Well, I don't know what's gotten into
you lately, but you're supposed to be an
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example to Joaquin.
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We depend on you to be head of this
family.
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So the next time you want to take a
little vacation from your
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how about you let us know, okay?
340
00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,770
Ooh, I heard your face crack all the way
out there.
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00:18:58,770 --> 00:18:59,770
Wow.
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00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:03,350
Maybe being an adult isn't as much fun
as I thought it would be.
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00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,080
And going through puberty again wouldn't
exactly be a picnic.
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Shall we try this now?
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00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:12,239
Come on.
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Let's do it.
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00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,260
Okay. Let's do this.
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00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,660
Why didn't it work? Oh, hell.
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Plan B.
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Joaquin. Joaquin.
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Will?
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00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:46,429
Hey, man.
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That was some nap you just took there.
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Did you clean your room?
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00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:52,010
It's cleaner than it's ever been.
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00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:54,270
I missed you.
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Uh, okay.
358
00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,170
I missed you, too.
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00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:01,790
Hey. Hey, sweetheart.
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00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,570
Anybody want to watch a movie?
361
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,990
Sure. What do you got?
362
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:08,210
I don't know. How about...
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00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:10,450
Freaky Friday.
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00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,510
No! No!
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No! No!
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00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:18,490
No! What's wrong with him?
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00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:21,890
I
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00:20:21,890 --> 00:20:29,070
may
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00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:35,330
help you. Yes, yes. Hello. I received a
disconnect notice in the mail for a $1
370
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:38,730
,200 electric bill. That sounds like a
mistake.
371
00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:43,910
But I can't help you. Why you can't help
me? Because this is the gas company.
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00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,250
Hello?
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00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:48,650
Hello?
374
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:51,550
I can speak Esplanade now.
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00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:54,110
Ow!
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00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:57,070
Yes,
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00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:00,350
do y 'all deliver flashlights?
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