All language subtitles for meet_the_browns_s04e45_the_defendant

What? This thing is balled up like
Edna's chest hair. What the... Hey,

Hey. Hey, Mr. Brown.

Hey, what y 'all doing?

We just got through picking up some
things for Reggie's welcome back party.

I really missed him because he's been
gone.

But he said this was a great opportunity
for him and he didn't want it to pass

him up. Well, Corbin, he already passed
up one opportunity.

Oh. Down at the Georgia Aquarium. You
know they looking for another whale.

Anyway. I'm glad Reggie's coming back,
because ever since he left, all you do

go to work and go to church.

Chewbacca's right.

Carter, you done hung around here more
than my daddy's picture.

You look a little dusty yourself.

Oh, it's not that bad. I just like doing
stuff with Reggie. Well, Carter, I like

the 78 Pinto, but I didn't stop going
outside when they stopped making it.

That is water under the bridge.

Yeah, you would know that, Esther Troll.

Stop it, you two. This is an honor,
Reggie. That's why I have a sports

And I bought me a ref jersey and a
whistle.

So that's why I end up wearing shoulder
pads.

You better stop it before I drop kick
you, Donovan McFly.

Get your eagle claws off of me. Eagle
claws all over me. Come on, Miss Edna.

Let's go start decorating.

Or you can help me untangle this.

Y 'all ain't being good sports. Come
help me.

You will never drive again, Brianna.

Yeah, and it wasn't even that bad.

You didn't have to yell at me. I wasn't
yelling at you. I was screaming for my

life. But I had control of the car.

You had control of half of the car. The
other half was up in the air.

What happened? Brianna got her license?

No, Mr. Brown. She has her permit, but
her driving is terrible.

You're supposed to stop at a stop sign.

like that again.

Oh, I'm embarrassed.

And you're supposed to stop at railroad
crossings too, Brianne. I know, Joaquin.

And crosswalks. And when a policeman
blows a whistle?

Okay, that wasn't fair. I thought he was
flirting with me.

Why would he want to date someone who
can't drive?

That's right.

Oh.

I need to calm my mind.

Me too.

Buying me some ice cream might do the
trick.

Well, according to them, so does your
driving.

Hey, Mr. Brown.

What is it, Speedy?

If I help you untangle these cords, will
you take me driving?

Does that answer your question?

Looking good, girl.

Oh, I'm so excited.

Yep, Lord.

Rewind.

Welcome back, Reggie. You think he's
going to like it?

Carly, you're going to have to read it
to him.

Don't you shut up, you overgrown milk
duck.

Shut up.

You can't rain on my parade this time. I
want Reggie to know that I think he is

the best coach.

Well, Corbin, you're the only one.

What are you doing?

Reggie is improving himself at camp
right now. He's going to come back one

lean coaching machine.

Corbin, wait a minute. Did you say
Reggie and lean in the same center?

Only thing lean on him is his stretch
mark.

Brown, Brown, don't you grow up.

She wants to have a special night. Yes.

Okay, what I'm going to do is I'm going
to whoop up a Reggie special.

Hot air and ham.

Y 'all call this a party?

Speaking of hot air, we gave a jamming
party at my grandma's gravesite.

Little grandma, it's your death day.
Little grandma.

Miss Thelma, we'll be celebrating when
Reggie gets here tonight.

I don't think so.

Edna, you got a problem?

I'm passing the hat for the liquor.

We don't drink around here, sinner.

Well, that's fine.

We'll drink in the yard.

I got to respect Cora's wishes.

This is their special night, isn't it?

That's right. Me and my Reggie.

Cora, think about that. I'm going to be
sick.

You and Reggie getting mushy.

I'm going to need a bigger hat.

Either that or a smaller head. We'll see
you.

Would you stop with the foreplay?

Please, Sasha. For the last time, I told
you no.

But you always say practice makes
perfect.

Brianna, I don't want you behind the
wheel until you review the rules of the

road again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

But first, you need to learn how to
read.

Get out of my face or I'm going to tear
a little part on your face.

Don't push me. Stop it.

Don't be mad because I'm a better driver
than you are. I even beat you in the

arcade. No, you didn't.

Brianna, you hit two people while you
were putting in quarters.

Okay, we're jaywalking.

Miss Thelma, can you please tell Sasha
to give me another chance?

Sasha, give Brianna another chance.

No.

You drive like you're trying to qualify
for demolition derby.

I can teach her to drive.

Have you seen her drive? No problem. I
taught Reggie how to drive when he was

six. And he still doesn't have a car?

Look, I can't do everything.

A little bit? Yeah. Get ready and meet
me out back.

Yes, okay, thank you.

Sam, it's a drive.

What's this?

What are you doing?

I'm going to need you to walk around the
car. Don't bump into my rims. Open the

door and get in the driver's seat.

You're kidding, right?

Oh, well, if you don't want to learn,
you're lost.

Well, okay, okay, fine. I'll do it.

All right.

Close the door, baby. You're born on a
barn.

Click it or ticket.

I don't pay attention to laws.

Uh -uh.

That's why you don't know how to drive.

Ten and two, baby.

But I don't see any numbers on this
wheel.

What for ten?

This is ten o 'clock. This is two o
'clock. Put it just like that.

Okay.

Can I start it up now?

Just make sure you got your foot on the
brake.

Which one is the brake, the toolbox or
the skateboard?

The toolbox is the brake. The skateboard
is the gas.

Put it on the brake.

Wrong one. Put that on the gas.

Put that one on the brake. There you go.

Okay, can we go now? I'm ready.

All right, go.

Okay.

Get down.

Oh, Lord have mercy!

I thought that truck was going to hit
us.

I saw all of us driving.

Roll the window down.

It's electric. Push the button.

What am I supposed to do now?

Now, this is very important.

Okay.

Don't hit nothing.

some big bag barrels.

I told Reggie when he get off that
plane, don't stop until he walks

through this door.

Because that boy isn't much as he eat, I
bet you can't even fit through that

door.

Speaking of Reggie, when do we eat?

You've been eating since you got here.

I just had cashews.

We'll be eating soon, Miss Thelma. As
soon as Reggie gets here, his plane is

probably about to land now.

is just a lipstick lady.

So wait, Reggie's not here yet?

No. And Cory's about to burst.

I was hoping I could catch Reggie out
front and tell him we moved.

That's so mean. That ain't mean.

Oh, everybody.

Surprise! Surprise!

Wah, wah, wah, wah.

What are you doing here?

Well, hello to you, too.

Mr. Brown invited me. Why would you do
something like that? Well, Cora, if you

can invite the Incredible Hawker, I can
have something, too.

Look, Cora, I didn't know it was going
to cause a problem. I mean, can I stay

anyway? Well, I don't care. Sit down.

I brought a little something -something
for the party.

Sparkling apple cider.

Can we put some liquor in it?

No.

Somebody please pass the hat.

Edmund, take your helmet off and give it
to Thelma.

Go keep rocking.

Welcome back, Coach Reg. You know,
actually,

I'm waiting for Reggie's return because,
you know what, he has great school

spirit. Yes, he does.

Now, okay, you know there's just another
way for you to try to say he's a bad

coach. No, no, no, it's not always
whether you win or lose. No, no, he's

You are calling him a bad coach.

You're just trying to play it off, ain't
you, player? I know y 'all ain't

sitting here talking about my no
-coaching son.

Look, Reggie is not only a coach, he's
also a mentor.

A mentor to who?

He's still in the ring.

You're just now telling me this.

Fine. Can't believe this. What happened?

Ridge is not coming. What?

Surprise!

Why isn't he coming?

Did he miss his flight?

No.

Is he sick?

No. Well, I hope he ain't trying to get
out of cleaning his room.

Because he's going to be waiting for him
when he gets back.

wanted to be considered. Oh, Cora, that
boy probably flunked that football camp

and just don't want you to know.

Look, Cora, is that really what's
bothering you? I mean, the fact is, you

everybody in this room knows that Reggie
loves football.

Why you always got something
philosophical to say? You always trying

everybody's problems, ain't you?

Look, Mr. Brown, if Reggie gets a job as
an assistant coach, man, that'd be

like, for him, that'd be like a dream
come true.

To everybody but the team he coaching.

Yeah. But didn't he know that when you
talked to him this morning?

He's wrong.

Yes, he was. That's what I think.

What do you think, Miss Thelma? I'm
still not cleaning this room.

You're right to be upset, Cora. You let
the colonel try stuff like that with me.

He's in big trouble.

Edna ain't waking up beside you every
morning trouble enough for the colonel.

It's so stupid waiting around here for
all these weeks, decorating and dressing

up like a ref.

Cora, don't forget blowing that whistle.
Surprise!

Never mind.

Man, I even bought tickets for the big
game tomorrow.

I'm not even going to go. I don't even
want to go now.

Why not?

Because I wanted to go with Reggie.

Cora, sell him.

Take him to the stadium right by that
back bathroom.

You can get double the price.

Just watch out for the police.

Man, I know Reggie wanted to better
himself, but by him not... telling me

was so inconsiderate? It sounds to me
like he did tell you. When?

Just now on the phone.

I mean, Cor, let's face it. It's not
like you and Reggie are married or

anything. I mean... You need to leave.

No, no, I didn't mean it like that.

Matter of fact, everybody needs to
leave. I'm just saying. You saying that.

said go home. Go on home.

Call. I'm going to try to hook y 'all
up. Just call.

Honey, don't you want me to help you?

Take down all these decorations.

Thank you, Miss Edna. I'll do it later.
Now, Cory, let Edna flap her bat wings

and let the air just take all the
decorations down.

You want a private party later?

Rub some liniment on your head?

Serenade you with my banjo?

Sasha, you still gonna take me to my eye
doctor's appointment? Oh, Mr. Brown,

I'm so sorry, but we have an emergency
staff meeting.

But, Sasha, I need to get my eyes
dilated. I need to ride to the doctor.

Can you reschedule?

No, I've been waiting on that doctor's
appointment long as I've been waiting on

my hair to grow.

Hey,

well, can Cora take you?

Oh, no, she's shopping her sorrows away.

Okay, Mr. Brown, I am so sorry, but I
cannot do it today.

Well, you see what happened when Stevie
Wonder's niece didn't take him.

Sasha, if I go blind, this is your
fault. What about my eyes? What about my

eyes?

Oh, Mr. Brown.

Yes.

I can take you.

You know what? I'd rather go blind.

But Ms. Thelma gave me driving tips.

I don't care what Iron Man gave you.
You're not taking me nowhere.

Last thing I need is Thelma taking me.

You know, get the keys.

I'm going to go upstairs and get
dressed.

Okay, you're going to. You're ready.

Okay, I'm ready.

Mr. Brown, what are you wearing?

This is to protect me.

Come on. I hope we don't get arrested
for DWB.

What's that?

Driving.

I wanted to see if you were okay.

Oh, I'm fine as frog hair.

Have a nice day.

Hold it, Cora. Can we talk for just a
minute? No, Dr. P. I don't feel like

talking to nobody, and I don't want to
invite anybody in right now. Well, I'm

already in.

You didn't come to work today, and I was
concerned.

A lot of people call in sick.

All the time.

Yeah, but their daddies don't get on the
loudspeaker and announce it to

everyone. He did?

You know he did.

Cora did.

Everybody knows Reggie's a jerk.

Well, is he really a jerk, Cora?

I mean, to face it, it was your decision
to sit around here and to wait for it.

But if he really cared about me, he
wouldn't stay out there.

You know it's Reggie's dream to become a
great football coach.

So why are you defending Reggie?

I'm not defending anybody, but we're
friends.

And every once in a while, friends just
have to be honest with each other.

Yeah, that's true.

You need to snap out of it. Thanks,
Gordon. All right.

Now, you ain't gonna let those tickets
go to waste, are you?

No, they're not.

Good, good, good, good, good, good. I'll
go.

Good, good, good, good.

But do me a favor.

You are not going just like that now,
are you?

Enough with the honesty.

Well, sometimes the truth hurts.

So will this uppercut if you don't get
out. Oh, yeah, you sound like your

Bye.

I just sent him. We had a long talk and
he apologized.

He said from now on he would keep me in
the loop until he figures out what he

wants to do with his life. Good for you,
Cora.

Brianna, so you decided to drive after I
told you that you couldn't? No, you

said that I could drive after I read the
driver's manual, and I did.

Now, does the driver's manual say
anything about being able to make a

-hand turn on the sidewalk? Do it say
that?

I signal. I say, get over. Get over.

Wow. You know what this signal means,
Brianna? Huh? Slap.

Huh?

Not slap. It means give me your permit,
you're grounded, and go to your room.

Oh, you weak black. People don't ground
their kids. You win.

Come on, Brianna.

Miss Cora. Don't look at me, Danica
Patrick.

Mr.

Brown, where's my kid?

Well, through the first turn, he was in
the back seat. And I seen him flip out.

Mr. Brown.

That was great.

Especially when we drove through Quick
Burger.

Quick Burger don't have no drive -thru.
It does now.

the head to kiss the peanuts.

Corby, he heard me say, down in
practice.

Just like that. That's how he should
have done it.

What the what?

Corby, why don't you mosey on up to your
room, sit on your knees and close the

door and let grown folks do what grown
folks do.

All right. No, Corby, don't go nowhere.

I'm not grown.

Corby, don't you leave me.

You will be when I get through with you.

Your friend, I'm not.

But you will love me when I drop it like
it's hot.

Don't drop it. Don't drop it.