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What the... I told them, get your stuff
up. When you eat something in here, pick
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it up.
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They got a little maid or something.
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I'm coming.
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Hey, Brown, is the colonel over here?
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Uh, come right in.
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Now, does this look like the colonel's
house?
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It looks like regret and bad decisions.
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That chair's nice, though.
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Oh.
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Well, have a seat, then.
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Okay, what you want for Curtis?
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I got something for him. Oh, really?
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What is that?
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A big bag of none of your business.
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Oh, you want to act like that? I'm busy.
I got stuff to do. I got business to
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take care of. I'm busy. Busy with what?
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I'm trying to get a picture of Bigfoot.
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Say cheese. My friends ain't gonna
believe this. In your natural habitat
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your natural hair.
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You know what?
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Say cheese.
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If you see the colonel, you just tell
him if he wants to re -up, he better
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my Skrilla.
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Skrilla? What you need is hooked on
phonics.
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You know what, Brian?
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Do me a favor. What?
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Catch something.
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Oh. Terminal.
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You know what, Brian?
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Do something.
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Walk on the street blindfolded.
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Oh, hey, Vaughn. Oh, don't hey me,
Captain Crook.
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You owe me for four boxes of Crunch
Bars, sugar cookies, and two bags of
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Mint Squares. I just need two more.
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Are you crazy? You already owe me for
five. No, I'm not going to do that.
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Can I just have a taste? Hey, you better
back off on me, man.
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Look, here's half.
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That's just a portion of it.
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I have my money by Friday.
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Duncan.
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Lord,
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that colonel got a bear in the bed and a
monkey on his back.
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I still can't believe you spent $300 on
a purse.
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I couldn't help it.
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Look at it. It's fabulous.
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I thought Reggie was going to buy it for
you.
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The only bag Reggie ever gave me is
right here.
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It matches the hat he got.
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So what are you going to tell him when
he sees it?
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Um, it's a knockoff.
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Well, I don't want to hurt his feelings.
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So what are you going to do when he buys
you the thing first?
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the two most beautiful women in the
world. Oh, that's sweet.
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Next to Mama, Cousin Bess, Auntie
Stevie.
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After the surgery.
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Reggie, so what brings you by?
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Oh, I came to see if you wanted to go to
the movies. What you hiding behind your
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back, Cora?
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Nothing.
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Enjoy your nothing. Goes good with your
red shoes.
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Listen, wait.
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Hey!
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That purse that I was going to buy you.
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No, it's not.
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Yes, it is.
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No, it's not.
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Well, what's the difference?
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Well, for starters, this one is in my
hand.
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You, you didn't think that I was going
to get you that purse.
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I didn't. And I've been paying on that
layaway for over a year now.
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No, calm down, Reggie.
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It's just a knockout.
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Shoot, I mean, Lord forgive me. Are you
sure?
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and it looks real.
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Oh, it just ain't nothing. Look, it's as
fake as that watch on your arm.
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What do you mean fake?
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It only has one hand.
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It's from the Captain Hook collection.
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Oh, speaking of Hook, could you hook me
up with a sandwich?
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Oh, sure. The usual?
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Yep. Four slices of bread, half a pound
of turkey, low -fat mayo, and...
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Is that the year?
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Nope. Good.
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Then watch TV and pee.
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Regis, something you want to say?
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Oh, no, man. I don't want to bother you
with my problems. Good.
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Hey, you ever feel bad?
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Because you can't afford nice things?
No.
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You see, I was going to buy this purse.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Don't ask, don't tell.
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Don't ask, don't tell.
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What? Not for me.
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For Cora.
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But it cost so much, I was saving for
it.
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But she just couldn't wait, so she had
to go out and get the knockoff.
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Hmm.
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This reminds me of the time we were in
NOM and I called for an airstrike and
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never came.
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And the next morning, Johnson was dead.
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So you're saying I should buy her the
real purse?
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Okay.
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And I should just get rid of this
knockoff?
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I guess so.
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Hey, I'm going to do that right now. I'm
going to just get rid of this old fake
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thing. Wait, wait, wait a minute.
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Are you saying this is fake?
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Oh, I know someone would love this.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's yours.
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Because I'm going to give my baby the
real deal.
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Hey, Cora.
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I'm going to be back for that sandwich.
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This is your brain.
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This is your brain on drugs.
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This is your brain on drugs with cheese.
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This is your cheese.
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Hello, bro.
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Friend, you know what this is?
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An omelet?
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No, this is your cheesy brain.
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Look, let's just get to the chase. You
know that I know that I know that you
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know that you know that I've been
knowing that I've seen you knowing that
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know that I know you got a problem.
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What are you talking about?
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I've seen your little purchase from
Yvonne out there.
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You did?
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Yes, the whole neighborhood's seen it.
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Does Edna know about this?
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Oh, Brownie, she would kill me if she
did.
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Well, that stuff gonna kill you faster
than she can.
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Kill me?
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It's not that bad.
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Colonel, oh, denial.
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Sit down right here, Colonel. Just sit
down.
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Now, Colonel, how much of this stuff is
you using?
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I don't know, about three or four
packages.
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A week?
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A day.
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A day?
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Yeah. Oh, we got to get you some help.
Oh, Brown, I can quit whenever I want
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Well, quit.
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I don't want to.
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Oh, I'm so embarrassed, Brown.
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Yeah, you know I understand.
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You do?
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Yes, if I had to sleep with Edna every
night, ain't no telling what I'd do.
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I'd probably jump off the Umpire State
Building.
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Oh, Brown, I mean, it started over in
Nam.
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I was 5 ,000 miles away, and nothing
made me happy.
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Then my mom sent it to me in a care
package, and I was hooked.
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Your mama did this to you?
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In a care package?
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She told me to share it with all my
buddies, and I did.
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But the rush didn't last.
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And we got back to camp.
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Johnson was still dead.
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I'm going to tell Edna. No, Brown, no,
you can't. They would kill her if she
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knew. Well, if you... Let me tell her
then. No, you're not going to tell her.
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I'm going to lick this again like I did
before.
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You hear me? I'm going to lick it like I
did before.
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Tell her. Let this hold yourself.
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If I see just so much as one ounce, I'm
calling the man.
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The man?
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Edna.
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Hey, Cora. Hey, Reggie. What you doing?
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I'm looking for my purse.
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Bye, Cora. Wait, Reggie, can you help me
look for it? I left it right over
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there. All right.
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I'm helping you look.
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That's disgusting.
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Mm -mm, that's Dijon.
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Will you just help me find it, please?
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Why don't you just retrace the steps?
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Oh, now that's a good idea.
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All right, okay. Me and Miss Adler, we
went shopping.
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We came in.
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You know,
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what you gonna ask me?
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Then you came and I made a sandwich.
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Then I came in.
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Miss Adler wouldn't know.
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Whoa!
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What are you doing? Hey.
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You don't want to be calling Miss Edna
until you look everywhere.
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Well, I have looked everywhere.
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Well,
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how about I look upstairs?
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You need to look upstairs.
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You better go up there, girl, and look
for that. You know how you do.
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You'll be coming home and put stuff in
your room.
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Oh,
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Lord, what am I going to do?
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eggs, a block of cheese, and a size 10
flip -flop.
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Okay, 13.
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Hey, we busy right now.
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My purse!
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Your purse?
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But you got a parade to go to.
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What? No.
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This is Cora's purse.
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What are you doing with it?
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Not that it's any of your business, but
the colonel gave it to me.
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Well, I gave it to him.
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Well, that's too bad. You're going to
get another one. Oh, no, they all sold
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out. Look, I'll...
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I'll give you $20 for it.
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$20? For this?
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Oh, no, honey, this is a designer bag.
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I know it's not. This is just an old
knockoff. Oh, no, I had the knockoff.
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is the real deal, and you can't have it
back.
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You better give me that purse. I know.
Take it one more time here.
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One more time here.
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What are you talking to like that? Life
is... I'm not giving it back.
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What do you mean you're not giving it
back?
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Oh, what?
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Read my lips.
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Uh, you're supposed to say, I'm not
giving it back.
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Why? You just did.
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This bag is worth $300.
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$300?
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What'd you say?
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Oh, I said you need to look at the
bathroom, baby.
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Hey, look here. I ain't got $300. Can't
we work something out?
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Why is it every time I come to this
house, somebody is looking for the
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Hey, Pops and Mama.
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Got some candy for Daddy?
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You got some money for Mama?
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I gave you that purse.
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Well, how about you give me something to
put in it?
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That's cold breaded.
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You know, this reminds me of the time I
was... It don't remind you of nothing.
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Is this honey mustard?
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Oh, no, no, that's Dijon.
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Hey, what was that going on with you and
the colonel? Uh, you need to stay out
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of the grown folks' business.
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No, I need that purse.
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Well, I need $400.
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You just had three!
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Don't stop living in the past.
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You are a crook and a hustler.
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No, I'm a crook and a hustler with a
$500 bag.
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Woo!
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Cora? Cora!
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Whoa.
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Guess you haven't found it, huh? I've
looked everywhere.
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I don't understand it. I saw you put it
down. Are you sure you didn't misplace
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it? I don't know.
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Oh!
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No, you didn't tell me you made these
cakes.
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That's for the church bake sale. Come
on, let's go.
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What about the purse?
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Well, I'll find it when I get back.
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Hey, Cora.
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Reggie, don't even start. I'm still
upset about my purse.
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Oh, no problem.
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I bought you this.
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That's a bowling bag.
260
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:42,510
Well, it matches your shoes.
261
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Don't even try, Reggie. I'm not in the
mood, all right? What?
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Get out of the way.
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Come on, Miss Edna.
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Slam the door in his face.
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Whoa.
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You sure you don't want to use this?
It's roomy.
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I got a problem. You first.
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I know I'm first. This is my house.
269
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,700
I just found out Yvonne is the drug
queen peeing around the neighborhood.
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Oh, and she's a purse thief, too.
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She took Cora's purse.
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No, she didn't. Yes, she did.
273
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:30,780
Well, actually, I kind of gave it to the
colonel. No, you did.
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Yes, I did.
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And then he kind of gave it to Yvonne.
No, he didn't. Yes, he... I mean, we're
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really not going to do that again, are
we?
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I guess I'm not.
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00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:46,180
So Cora, see, she had said that she
bought the purse, but she had told me it
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a knockoff.
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So I said I was going to get her the
real purse.
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So I gave the real knockoff to the
colonel to give it to who I thought
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Edna, but instead he gave it to Yvonne.
So what did you think about that?
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I was thinking that I was supposed to go
first.
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Well, go ahead.
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00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:06,900
Well, Yvonne is the smack lady, and she
pushing weight, and the colonel is
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losing it.
287
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:12,280
Yeah, so we got to get to him before he
just starts stealing all our stuff and
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00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,420
get a reality show with Casey and JoJo.
Ooh, yeah.
289
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,490
Ooh. What are we going to do?
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00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,670
What are we going to do? What am I going
to do?
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I got it!
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What we're going to do is we're going to
get Yvonne on tape dealing with one of
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us.
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00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:35,370
Then we're going to take her down and
then blackmail her and you can get the
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purse back.
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Oh, man!
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Hey!
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How'd you think of that?
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00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:43,410
Where'd you get that idea from?
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Watching reruns of Matlock.
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00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:51,820
All right, now don't forget, we got to
catch her selling it. That's the only
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00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:52,799
we can get the purse back.
303
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,660
I know, it's my idea. Come on, get in
the closet. Get in the closet. Hurry up.
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Wait a minute.
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00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,120
Oh, Lord.
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You know what? This ain't going to work.
Do something else. You're too wide and
307
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,400
it's too narrow. We got to find
someplace big enough for me to hide now.
308
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:05,880
Uh, tribe staff.
309
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:09,000
Yes. Yeah, it may be a little cramped,
but I'm sure you can get your beak
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00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,260
up there. All right. And, uh, don't put
no skid marks on my wall backing up
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through there.
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You're just wide.
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Hurry up.
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I'm ready.
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00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:19,300
Be quiet. She's going to hear you.
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00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,220
Oh,
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00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:28,560
hey, look at you. Girl, I like that on
you. Don't cut the crap. What do you
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want?
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00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,160
Whatever you got.
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00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:33,820
I want.
321
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,540
Well, what I don't have is all day. I
got people to see and things to sell.
322
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,980
Oh, yes. I want some of the things that
you are selling.
323
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,360
Not now.
324
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:44,800
You just said.
325
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,340
Now. Not. Yes.
326
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,640
No. Yes. No.
327
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,020
Yes. Money talks.
328
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:56,060
Oh. One thing I keeps, I keeps a pocket
full of money.
329
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,120
How does two dollars sound?
330
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,380
Like you whispering.
331
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:00,660
I ain't got time for this, Brian.
332
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,780
I'm desperate.
333
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,280
Please. Please let me have some stuff.
334
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,220
I mean, and you broke.
335
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,560
Now, Brian, if you're serious, I got
some of the sweetest stuff money can
336
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,400
Oh, really?
337
00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:18,150
Uh. Can you come over here on this
picture and write up there and say that?
338
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,550
Because my ancestors liked to hear sweet
stories.
339
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:23,250
Yes, that's sweet -legged new right
there.
340
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:26,010
Do you want to buy something or not?
341
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,510
Yeah, I want to buy something or not.
342
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:31,490
Take the lens cap off, dummy.
343
00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:37,270
Yes, uh, how much can $20 buy me?
344
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:38,490
Four bags.
345
00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:39,690
Four bags?
346
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,940
Get down. Get down. Get down.
347
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:46,300
I say I like to get down. You know, when
you break that down like that and you
348
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,179
get down.
349
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,280
That's what I like to do.
350
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:51,240
Yes. Bring it over here for me.
351
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:56,420
Because I can't come all the way over
there because I got short armolitis.
352
00:16:57,180 --> 00:17:00,280
Yes. It runs in my family. My mama had
short legolitis.
353
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,760
They called her Eileen.
354
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,280
She was just brown.
355
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,180
She was always standing like this. It
was sad in our family.
356
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:09,240
Brown. She ran track, too.
357
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:14,089
Here. Yes, thank you for selling it to
me.
358
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:18,030
Cleverly disguised as... Candy!
359
00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:19,710
Uh -huh.
360
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:26,470
Mr. Brown, where is Reggie? Upstairs
videotaping us for some strange reason.
361
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:30,170
Uh -uh, that's because you bust it. You
bust it, you cop!
362
00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:32,730
Bam! You bust it, you going down!
363
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:35,450
Brown, Brown, what are you talking
about?
364
00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:42,069
That's Reggie.
365
00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:47,030
Well, hey, you see what happened was,
Cora, I ain't giving the purse to the
366
00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:48,950
colonel. The colonel?
367
00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:52,530
What has he got to do with this? Okay, I
hate to be the one to tell you this,
368
00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:56,970
but your man is on that stuff, that
powder, that white honey, that snow,
369
00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:59,310
blow, that booger sugar. He on it.
370
00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:01,290
What does that have to do with my purse?
371
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:02,630
My purse, boo.
372
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,410
Don't change the subject.
373
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:07,750
Y 'all, Yvonne has been selling this.
374
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:15,210
That's what she wants you to believe.
But inside of here is this candy.
375
00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:20,790
Yeah, but inside of there is this candy.
376
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:26,290
Candy? But I don't get it.
377
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:29,130
I've been selling it for my kids' school
fundraiser.
378
00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:32,410
But Brown said that the Colonel was
addicted.
379
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:34,670
He is to sugar.
380
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:37,850
Is that what the Colonel been hiding
from you?
381
00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:43,150
Wait till I find that Colonel. He's not
the only one hiding things around here.
382
00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:44,630
Yeah, he been.
383
00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:48,150
I'm talking about you, Cora.
384
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:50,950
Oh.
385
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:55,070
Why'd you tell me that the purse was a
knockoff? Yeah, you did tell him it was
386
00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:57,670
knockoff, Cora. Oh, no, this purse is
100 % real.
387
00:18:58,050 --> 00:18:59,430
Homegirl, let me holler at you about my
purse.
388
00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:01,970
What about it?
389
00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:05,590
Well, we could do this two ways. We
could do it the easy way or the hard
390
00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:06,690
Which way you want to do it?
391
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:10,379
$350.
392
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,880
$110.
393
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,120
Here you go.
394
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,380
Uh -uh, you got to go up.
395
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,900
Right.
396
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,560
$210. $25.
397
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,440
$35. $30. $35. $40. $45.
398
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,280
The Colonel's debt is your debt. I'm not
going to be abused like this.
399
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,500
You know, if you buy a sledge, you'll
pull it.
400
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:32,500
I'll pull it over those gout -infested
knees of yours.
401
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:44,760
Why did you tell me that that purse was
a knockoff?
402
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,640
Because I didn't want you to feel bad.
403
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,540
Why would I feel bad?
404
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,800
Because you're stupid.
405
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,260
I'm trying to help you. Because I
thought something would take you months
406
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,260
save up for.
407
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,960
Months? Try years.
408
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,180
That does feel bad.
409
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,480
Yep, hurts.
410
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,760
Well, Cora, I just wanted to do
something nice for you, too.
411
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,680
Oh, it's the thought that counts.
412
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:10,260
Oh, please.
413
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:14,450
Well, why don't you think about giving
her $1 300 times? Why don't you think
414
00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:17,150
about keeping your mouth shut? That's
what people tell you when they can't buy
415
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:22,570
you nothing when they broke. It's the
thought that counts. You work and she
416
00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:23,570
wins.
417
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
you shame of yourself.
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