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So how did Bernice find out that her
husband was having an affair?
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Her best friend told her.
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What? Now, that's a good friend.
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She just up and said, girl, I'm sleeping
with your husband.
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Now, that's a bad friend.
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What you two in here cackling about?
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Cora Edlerton told you her real age?
She's 300.
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No, I told her your real waist size.
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Well, you should have told her your
waist, the skin.
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Why is it, Colonel, don't you need to go
home? Go do something. Bye.
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Busted Brown.
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Who are you? Ain't nobody called me
Busted Brown since swim class in high
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school. Well, that was the last time we
saw each other. I saw a bit more of you
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than I care to remember.
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I'm Ernie. Ernie Wilson.
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Shut up!
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You done got old.
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Well, you haven't changed.
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Well, you know, I haven't. You've been
wearing that same tight ugly shirt since
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high school.
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You know, I never liked you in the first
place.
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Hi.
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My name is Edna. Oh, well.
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Nice to meet you, Mrs. Brown.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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It's wise. The only time I touch him is
when I twat flies off his head.
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Hi,
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I'm Mr.
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Brown's daughter, Cora.
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Cora? Yes, sir.
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Cora.
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Cora. Mr. Wilson.
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Get your hands off my daughter, dirty
old man. Find your dirty... old woman.
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Edna, get him. That's a dirty old woman.
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No offense, Miss Edna, but I came for
Cora.
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You did?
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Why? Yes.
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Why?
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Well, I'm Cora's father.
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What? My dad?
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There has to be a mistake. Yes, this is
a mistake. You coming around here trying
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to pass yourself off as my baby daddy.
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That didn't sound right. It is no
mistake.
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You know what? I know how we can get to
the bottom of this. Give me the phone,
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Carl. Give me the phone, Carl. Okay. I
know how we can get to the bottom of
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this. I'm going to call my dear. I'm
going to call her mom and ask her number
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555 -5555 -0.
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Hello? My dear?
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Yeah, this is Brant.
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Mm -hmm.
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I want to ask you something.
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Stop cussing.
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Do you know this dude named... What's
your name again? Ernie. Ernie Wilson.
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You know this dude named Ernie Wilson?
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In the back seat of a Chevy.
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You don't have to go all into detail. I
don't want to know that.
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Now, yes.
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Bye.
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Well, what'd she say?
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My dear, say Ernie could be Corbett's
dad and don't call her no more.
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I don't believe it. I don't believe him
either. I think this man right here is a
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liar. L -I... What?
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Well, if you really think you're
Corbett's father, what took you so long
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get him? Yes, why?
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Well, uh, you see, when my wife passed,
I was going through therapy, and I
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realized I had... A whole lot of
repressed memories, and one of them was
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Medea and I in the backseat of a car.
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Shut up. You depressed your feelings?
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Yeah. You got to show me that, because I
can't depress mine. I've been thinking
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about the throat.
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I see. That's it.
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That's how a sweet person like Cora
could be related to a troll like you.
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And don't you got an ugly anonymous
class to go to? Go by. Go walk outside
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the field. Mr. Brown, don't be like
that. What's she being like? Well,
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all right, Cora. It's a family matter.
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That means you should go.
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She's talking to you.
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No, I think she's talking to you. No,
I'm calling real daddy. You're not going
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to sit up here in my face. Oh, would you
two just stop it for a minute?
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Wait! Why don't you just take a blood
test so we can get to the bottom of it?
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That's a stupid idea.
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You know what? I got a better idea. I
know.
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I should go.
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Yeah, right this way, please.
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See ya, fake daddy.
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Sasha's at the hospital. I'm sure we can
get her to let us in.
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I told you, I'm not giving no blood. I'm
allergic to needles.
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Well, I give blood to the Red Cross
every year.
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Me too.
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Wow.
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Wow. I do that too. Wow.
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You ain't the only one got... Wow. Me
and Cora got a lot in common. See how we
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hold our hands?
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Wow. You ain't the only one got
something in common with her.
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You better stop. And I heard you were a
tiger in the bed last night. You better
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hope her husband Randy don't find out.
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Oh, this is Randy from geriatrics and
not Andy from pediatrics.
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My bad.
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Hey. It wasn't me. I didn't do it. I
didn't.
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Well, then who parked your 83 Civic in
handicap parking?
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Oh, yeah, I did do that. But you know
what? It's not fair.
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Why do they get all the best faces?
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It's not like they're crip.
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Okay, so they are. So what?
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Nurse's station, please hold.
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I have fallen arches. Does that count?
No.
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Well, it should.
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Okay.
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Who?
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Let me see. Hold on.
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There's some guy named Ron Michaels on
the phone for you.
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Some guy?
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Yeah. He's our chief surgeon.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry, let me act excited about
that.
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Thank you.
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Hello, this is Sasha.
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Yeah. Wait, tonight?
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Well, of course.
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Yes, I would be delighted to oversee
this year's blood drive. Yeah, it'd be
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great. Yeah, it's going to be a hit.
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Okay.
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All right. My pleasure.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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Okay. Bye -bye.
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Renee, you're in charge of the blood
drive.
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What? No, I have things to do, Sasha.
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Yeah, like run a blood drive. Woo -hoo.
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After you move your car.
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Look, a blood drive is a waste of time.
Not for people who are bleeding to
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death. Oh, and that's on me?
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You know what?
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Maybe I should get someone who's just a
little more competent.
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Oh, please. Don't even try and try and
put a little okey -doke on me. I'm
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Look, I do what I want to do. Well,
you're not running a blood drive, are
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Yes, I am.
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Did you know that last year only eight
people showed up?
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Yeah, that's because the coordinator was
boring.
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I was the coordinator?
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I know.
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Look, all of the donors got a free bowl
of tapioca.
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Sorry, I stand corrected.
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It was boring and gross.
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I'm going to be so much better than
that. Yeah, right.
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Did you just laugh at me?
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That wasn't a laugh.
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This is a laugh.
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I see how we're doing. Okay, I see.
Don't touch me.
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I'm going to show you. Sasha!
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Quick!
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There's a fight!
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There's a fight in the cafeteria!
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Okay, what? You want me to call
security?
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No, no. I'm taking bets.
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Do you have Andy in pediatrics or Randy
in geriatrics?
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Does Randy have his prosthetic leg?
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Well, he did.
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Okay, I got 20 on me. Yeah.
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fighting for oh who knows yeah i heard
that andy is sleeping with randy's candy
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and take his partner spot oh that is so
horrible um who's winning andy
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randy's already bleeding
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favorite movie?
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Soul Plane. What?
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No, I'm just kidding.
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Glory. Oh, mine too.
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Okay, favorite singer?
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Male or female?
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Both.
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Little Richard.
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No,
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Natalie Cole and Nat King Cole.
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Father and daughter, just like you and
me.
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Oh, well, let's not jump to conclusions.
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Oh, come on now.
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I don't need no blood test to tell me.
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It's clear I am your father.
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Well, no, right now we're just two
people with a lot in common.
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Hello. Hey, Miss Edna.
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Excuse me, am I interrupting?
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No, Miss Edna, I was just leaving.
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Well, I'll call you with the results,
okay?
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Okay, daughter.
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Daughter?
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Does that mean... No, it doesn't mean
anything.
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Even if Ernie is my biological father,
Mr. Brown will always be my dad.
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Cora, you're not making any sense.
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Oh, no.
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Maybe Brown is your daddy.
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Oh, Miss Edna, now, don't make fun right
now.
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Mr. Brown has been pretty low since
Ernie showed up.
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Boy, Cora, you really love that big
weasel, don't you?
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Yes, I do.
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He may be a weasel, but he's my weasel.
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What about Ernie? Well, Ernie's a
wonderful man.
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Well, if he turned out to be your
father, would you feel the same way?
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Ernie is funny. He's caring and smart.
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Any girl would be proud to have him as a
father.
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Laura. Hey.
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Have you seen Brown?
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Oh, not in the last few hours. Why? I
just saw him take a suitcase and put it
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his car.
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A suitcase?
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Why would he have a suitcase?
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Laura.
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What's this?
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What's what?
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What is it?
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Dear Clara, my one and only daughter, so
I thought with an attitude.
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I have decided it's best for me to run
away from home.
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That way you can have the deity you
always deserve.
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Oh, no, wait.
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That sounds too mature. Are you sure
Brown wrote that letter? Yes, I'm sure.
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wrote it with a purple crayon.
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And just to show you how much I love
you, you can have them homemade cookies.
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cleverly hid inside the cookie jar.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I ate them.
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I'm going to miss you.
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And, uh,
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and.
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P .S. Edna, get out.
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Go home. Get to stepping.
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Why would he run away?
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Here we go.
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Anderson plus two.
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You can head right over to the D
section.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Sasha, I cannot let you in VIP.
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Your name is not on this guest list.
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If you don't let me in, your name won't
be on any of our paychecks.
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Oh, I just found it right here.
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I'm the very pushy head nurse.
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Go right ahead.
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Who let you in VIP?
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What is going on in here? And who are
all these people?
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They're black donors. Oh, really? Yeah.
And how'd you find them all? I put up a
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flyer at the check -cashing place.
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Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no, no, no. You
can't go to room 301. There's a one
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minimum.
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People always try to break the rules.
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Speaking of breaking the rules, Renee,
you know you could lose your job over
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this? What, for being successful?
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No, for breaking too many codes.
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Well, I think they should fire my
supervisor.
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Yeah, copy that. Renee, I'm looking for
a Bloody Mary.
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You are not serving alcohol in here.
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Oh, please, don't get your granny
panties all in a bunch.
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A Bloody Mary is the money that donates
the most blood.
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Yeah. Oh, there she is.
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Oh, there she goes.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before she
packed out, she ordered a two -piece
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catfish and a summons notarize.
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Handle that.
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You're all so fired.
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Okay, come on.
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At some point it does.
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Uh, what the what?
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Hey, Mr. B, what's going on? Man, is
this a Jew joint or a house filler?
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Well, it don't matter because I just ran
away from home. I'm just here to get my
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check. All right, we got a new policy.
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No one gets paid unless they donate some
blood.
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I tell you what, if I don't get my
check, I'm going to be donating your
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Oh, looks like an O positive to me.
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Uh, O, I'm positive. I'm not donating no
blood today for sure.
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Come on, Mr. Brown.
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Don't be a dud.
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Give me some blood.
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Come on, Derek. Don't be a jerk. And y
'all give me my money for my work.
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Hello, Brown.
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Ah, who left the gate open?
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Shut up before I take another pint of
blood out of you.
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How much did it take, Cora?
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Felt like they cut off my arm. Help me.
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Here you go.
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Here you are, Mr. Brown.
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What's this?
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That's the result from a DNA test.
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Sasha ran the test when you passed out.
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Oh, Cora, am I your daddy?
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Mr. Brown. Cora, don't tell me I don't
want...
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Need no DNA test to tell me something I
already know.
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You've been the person who's taken care
of me and loved me through thick and
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thin.
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Oh, girl, you mean that? Yes, I mean
that, Mr. Brown. You know, there's a
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saying, you like people for who they
are, but you love them for what they're
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not.
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You know, I don't understand nothing you
just said.
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You said you love people for what
they're not and who they is, and if you
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they want you. Mr. Brown, it just means
that... That's dumb.
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Well, this just means that there's a lot
of you to love.
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Oh, thank you.
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You know, Cora, you're going to always
be my daughter. I don't care what they
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say. Yeah.
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I don't need no CNN, no TLC, no TBS, and
no TBYCU, or ICU,
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and no TNA to tell me you're my
daughter.
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I don't need to know. I don't need it.
I'll get the door. You're my daughter.
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Hey, Ernie, come on in. Thank you, Cora.
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Ernie, I got something to show you.
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Right here.
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Hold on. Let me see first.
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Yes! You are not the father! Right
there! Bam! On you! On you! On you! I
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it! I knew it!
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99 .999!
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Boom! Blow him up!
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Boom!
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You're not the daddy. 99... What is you?
Not the daddy.
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Well, that's a shame.
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Because I was going to leave you
everything I got.
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Like what?
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Like eight shopping malls and 14
apartment buildings. Shut up! What?
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Wait, you're Ernie Wilson, the real
estate mogul? You've heard of me?
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Yes, I've heard of you. Everybody know
you. You're one of the richest guys here
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in Atlanta.
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Uh, in the country.
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Oh, all right.
315
00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:59,550
Uh, Cora Brown, I'm sorry to put y 'all
through this.
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Oh, hold it right there, daddy.
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00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:04,870
Are you stankin' rich or filthy rich?
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Filth is stanky.
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Good day.
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00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,800
Wait, wait, hold up. We both can be the
dead.
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00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,440
You ain't got to go nowhere. We can
share junk custody.
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You take Amanda through Friday and bring
her back. You ain't about to bring her
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back.
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00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,920
What you stand for? Come help me get
your deed in. What?
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See ya.
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00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:27,200
Same time next year. Tell your friends.
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00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,500
No, don't tell anyone. This was a once
-in -a -lifetime event.
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00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,100
Party hooper.
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00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,180
Hey, how am I going to explain this to
Dr. Michaels?
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You tell him the truth.
331
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,359
Oh, what?
332
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,080
Did I let you have a party in the
hospital?
333
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:46,140
No, it wasn't a party. It was a blood
drive.
334
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,460
Oh, yeah, like he's really going to
believe me.
335
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:54,480
He'll believe you when you tell him we
collected 188 pints of blood.
336
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:58,180
That's 180 more than last year.
337
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,580
Yep. Renee, this is fantastic.
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I know.
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going on? Party's over?
340
00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:10,790
Derek, it wasn't a party. It was a blood
drive.
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00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:14,550
Oh, in that case, blood drive at the
friend house.
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Hey,
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they still didn't give.
344
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Oh, don't worry.
345
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They will.
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That's right. Two pints.
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Hey, same time next year.
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And don't forget to tell your friend.
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What happens to once in a lifetime?
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Maybe we can bend the rules sometime.
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00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:37,270
Renee, it's for a good cause. It's okay.
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00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:38,850
I knew it!
353
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:43,310
You are a rebel at heart. That's right,
Renee. I am a rebel.
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Do that.
355
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:52,470
Renee,
356
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,010
you're not going to help me?
357
00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:56,130
No, I can't. Derek is my ride.
358
00:19:57,450 --> 00:20:01,130
Yeah, my car got towed out of the
handicap zone. Can you believe some
359
00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:09,890
So, uh, you and Madea, huh?
360
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,610
Yep.
361
00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:15,190
You and Madea, huh?
362
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,050
Yeah.
363
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:23,810
So, are you still having them late
-night sweats and, uh, having
364
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,750
Yeah.
365
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:28,750
You?
366
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:30,610
Yeah, especially late night.
367
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,790
How'd she get you in the car?
368
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,000
Gin. How's she get you?
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00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,180
Bacon.
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00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:50,300
Yes, she start putting bacon in the back
of the seat and say, Brown, she know I
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like bacon.
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00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:57,520
Can I have one of your apartment
complexes?
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00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,000
No. Get off of me.
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