All language subtitles for meet_the_browns_s04e34_the_replacement

Bill, Bill.

Where is mine?

They told me Ed was going to be sending
it to me.

Oh, shoot.

The colonel?

Colonel?

The colonel making how much?

I'm going up on his rent.

Miss Daisy, Miss Edna, everybody.

I'm going to do something. I'm going to
make some extra money. Mr. Brown, what

are you doing over here?

to find my stimulus package.

I think your bailout money went to
Fannie Mae, Uncle Brown.

You talking about the widow lady down
the street?

Fannie Mae is a mortgage lender, Mr.
Brown.

No, no, uh -uh.

See, Corbin, that's where they're wrong.
The Bible says never a borrower nor a

lender be.

Uh, Uncle Brown, I think that's Hamlet.

No, I...

I don't want no omelet. Carl, fix me a
bacon sandwich, cook a mustard on it.

A mustard? Yeah, two -ounce special
sauce, cheese, lettuce, onions. This

is draining me dry, nephew.

You know, it's hard being an inner
manure.

That's entrepreneurial, Uncle Brown.

I mean, but imagine being a CEO.

We all grown around here. You ain't got
the spell.

Nephew, I'm... I'm gonna have to come up
with something else to make some more

money around here. I'm charging people
more rent.

Got it, got it.

I just got a call from the hospital, and
they offered me the director of nursing

position. Yeah!

We rich!

We rich!

I know, I know. We on our way.

Oh, gosh. Honey, my salary will more
than double.

What? Woo! Shit!

Wait, you know what I'm gonna do,
because...

A special gift from me to you. Oh, Mr.
Brown.

Yes, your rent has gone more than
double.

Look, can you imagine how much our lives
are going to change once you start

making money?

Ooh, baby.

Nephew, she just went off on you, Mr.
Brown.

But you're going to be kept. I want
somebody to keep me, somebody to hold

I mean, she hasn't taken the job. It's
just an offer, right?

Well, why not? It's a great opportunity.
I don't understand why she wouldn't

take it. Thank you, Cora. Thank you.
Listen to how I say it. Say it again.

Say it. Isn't that great?

Isn't it great?

Yes, it's great. It is. I know.

He a liar. He jealous of you. You
jealous.

Jealous.

You shouldn't be jealous. That's your
wife. You should be happy.

You should be turning flips all over
this counter.

If money in the house, there's going to
be money in your bank, too.

You stupid.

You know, I'm going to go, bro. Where
you going?

I'm going to find Fannie Mae.

I want Mil Sugar Mama like her, too.

No, that should do it, right? Move out
of the way, Brown. The Dirty Dozen is

Okay, TV check.

That's it.

What's wrong with the TV?

Oh, oh, I forgot to tell you. Movies are
$2 now.

What? Yeah, just put a quarter right in
the top. See, put your quarter right

there in the top of it.

This is preposterous. No, that's
prepayers.

Brown, if I wanted to pay for a Dirty
Dozen, then I'd go downtown.

Management, that's me, has a new policy
now.

Everybody has to pay for everything.

Wow. Yeah.

Now, Edna, I done told you don't be
coming around here with that freaky

Now, look, this is a Christian house.

Everybody in the house, 3 o 'clock
prayer, bright and early. Carver, you

us. I am trying to get clean.

Yeah, but that'll take more than a
shower.

Carver, pray for nastiness.

There's something wrong with the
plumbing. It was freezing and then it

off. Well, how many quarters you put in
it? You only get two minutes for free.

I beg your pardon?

Yeah, showers are a dollar now.

Showers? Check.

You mean every time I have to take a hot
shower, I have to pay you a dollar?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Hot showers are two dollars.

Oh, I need you to hurry up because
they're coming to put in a pay toilet in

minute.

Totally. lost your mind.

Paint on a chip.

Oh, uh, Edna!

Uh, towels are extra.

Fine!

I would have given anything not to see
that, Colonel.

Yeah, Brown, and I would have given
anything to see that.

You went prior at 2 .30 a .m.

Nasty self.

I've been called worse.

And I've done worse.

If you take that fancy new job you're
going to take, you might qualify for the

Brown Medals reward card. Bam! It's the
platinum edition.

Excuse me? Yeah, it's the platinum. I
tell you, you get all access to the

facilities, you get free continental
breakfast, and you get coins to the

Signed right here. All for the low, low,
low, low, medium, low price.

Three payments of $29 .95.

John, you are taking this too far. But
wait, wait, there's more.

If you act now, I'll throw in this
commemorative mug for you. And no

charge. Shipping and handling is extra.
All interest will be the price. Mr.

Brown,

there's something in that mug.

Oh, did I mention, uh, free coffee?

Oh, a turnstile? I mean, what's this,
Uncle Brent?

You do if you want to get in.

I don't have any change.

Hey, sugar mama, give your husband a
quarter.

She's not my sugar mama.

Ooh, you ain't got to get all testy with
me. I ain't do nothing to you.

It's a lot of men that don't go to work
and play at home, stay at home, play in

video games while their wife go out and
make the bacon, fry it up in a pan, come

home and do everything, beat baby kids.
Uncle Brian, my wife, we're equals.

Not if she get that new job, you're not.

One sugar mama. Two sugar mamas.

and one broke doctor.

For your information, I'm proud of my
wife, all right, and her wonderful new

offer. Congratulations.

You a lie.

I can see it in your face you a lie.

Oh, oh, honey, the car needs gas.

Oh, um... Did I mention that the brown
metals reward card comes with a free

of gas?

You have that $20? How long was you last
week?

Sweetheart, I paid you back.

That sound like an argument.

You got another $20?

Now,

you know what? I bet you y 'all got
separate checking accounts, too, huh?

You know, your bill, his bill. You know
what I don't understand?

How do somebody divide the electric bill
up? If the lights get turned out,

everybody in the door.

Here, honey, that wasn't for me.

Go ahead and fill it up.

You know what? Never mind. Keep it. I
don't need it. Boy, take the $20.

Baby, it's not a problem. Just take it.

I got my own money. I'm fine.

Well, you a liar. You wouldn't ask her
for $20 if you had your own money.

Well, honey, I have a question for you.

Are you going to have a problem with me
making more money? Yeah, but I'm just a

punk and I don't want to admit it.

Of course not.

How much money are you going to be
making?

Why don't you see for yourself?

I told y 'all I'm going up on y 'all
rent.

Wow. That's a lot of money.

I mean, all this for just a nursing job?

Excuse me?

Just a nursing position.

Just a nursing job?

What do you mean, just a... Is you gonna
be just a doctor? Like you more

important than us? You act like you more
important, like people gonna get more

satisfaction. Look, look, look, I'm
saying, I went to medical school, okay?

mean, nurses don't go through all that.

Well, baby, let me be the first to tell
you that nurses are the ones who run the

hospital. That's what I heard, because
when my cousin went to the hospital, he

had to clap. That's what they say.

Not to clap. I give them... Y 'all go
ahead and finish your argument.

All I'm saying is this is a lot of
money. I know doctors that don't even

this much money. How about you?

So what are you trying to say, that I'm
not worth it?

Anything over 70 grand, she ain't worth
it. Is she worth over 70 grand?

You better say yes.

75. Oh.

$75 .54.

Anybody give me $80? Anybody give me
$95?

Anybody give me $75?

So,

the big black buck doctor to the sugar
mama for $2 .99.

All right, that's cool. I see how it is.
He mad now.

You need a nurse?

Nope. He needs a quarter. Y 'all ain't
gonna be able to have no kids if he keep

hitting that.

You got a quarter?

You want a quarter?

Make him big, fool.

Hey, can I have a quarter?

Yeah, I have a quarter.

Oh, you will fuck!

Brown!

Hey, Will, you seen Brown?

No.

Ooh, what's got your panties in a bunch?

I don't wear panties, all right?

Mm, that's not what I hear.

Oh, oh, by the way, did you get the
message?

No, what message?

Your man who had called.

It misses you.

Oh, Brown, there you are.

Listen, I need change. I need to use the
toilet.

Okay, you got the money?

Yeah, here you go.

Okay, here.

How many quarters in a dollar count? Oh,
that's five quarters, Brown.

Okay. All right.

Yep, nice doing business with you. Oh,
it's good doing business with you, too.

Oh, hey.

Magazines are no longer complimentary.

25 cents.

I am a genius. I don't know why I didn't
think of something.

What was I? I should have said to
myself. I should have said self. My self

have said, hmm, trust people to use the
bathroom.

They got to go.

I'm racking up.

Here you are, Mr. Brown.

Oh, Curry, thank you.

Here's your receipt.

Yes, Curry, you just trying to. Oh,
thank you. Drink up.

My little baby.

Hey, Edna, where you going?

I'm washing my delicates.

Oh, I thought you already took a shower.

I'm washing my clothes, brother.

Oh, okay. Well, then you're going to
need some change.

You mean you are charging us to wash the
clothes? Are you kidding?

No, I'm not kidding.

I'm for real.

You're going to need some change. Here
you go.

Lord, I'm out of court.

I'm out of chicken.

You're going to have to wash them out
the back.

Oh, you're out of scents, too.

You ain't got to act ignorant.

Boy,

this lemonade is going straight through
me.

I'm going to make it go down.

See if you hold it. Squeeze your butt
cheeks.

I need to use it.

I ain't got no change and I didn't
put... I know we got some quarters

here. Lord, please don't send a flood
until I get to the ark.

I know I done put some change.

Colonel, Colonel, you got my key? Did
you see my key? Nope.

Colonel, you got a quarter?

Yep. Can I use it?

Nope. Gotta wash my delicates.

I got you!

and has made me thirsty.

I forgot to wash these dishes. Let me
turn this off.

Remove the coin box on the TV?

Yes. And the vending machine?

Yes. And the turnstile?

Yes, yes, yes, I can.

Please.

Okay.

Colonel, you got a quarter?

No, I used the last one on the
turnstile.

And are you? Oh, right now?

Colonel. Oh, Brown, I'm out.

You got my keys, please.

Get my keys.

It's coming through my pores. I'm just
raining. Come on.

This new job thing, it does bother me.

So is it the job or the money?

I guess it's the money.

I mean, I wish it didn't bother me, but
it does.

I mean, I took vows to take care of you.
No, honey, we took vows to take care of

each other, for richer or poorer.

Now, you're going to have to be honest
and tell me what's really bothering you

here.

I don't even really know.

I mean...

Maybe it's that if you make more money
than me, then it would make me feel like

I'm not carrying my weight.

So why is it okay for you to take care
of me, but I can't take care of you?

Because I'm the man, and that's my job.

I mean, you might think that's stupid,
but that's the way I feel. I can't help

it.

So you want me to turn down the job?

I didn't say that.

I just... Well, honey, I hope you're not
asking me...

To put my success on hold so that you
can feel better about yourself.

That's not what I mean.

It's just I'm trying to figure out what
the right thing to do is.

Baby, honey, you have done so right for
so long.

Why don't you just let me carry the
weight for a little while?

I don't know.

Believe me.

Baby, when you're done with your
residency, I am going to reap all the

of being a doctor's wife.

But for right now, this might help us
get ahead.

Save for our own place, raise the kids.

Where the toilets are free.

Right?

Honey.

And some think I just married you for
your looks.

So are we good?

Yeah, we're good.

Well, great.

Now let's talk about your allowance.

Huh? You push it.

Project meters in the driveway, Brown!

Have you lost your mind?

What is going on?

Now, they said no making profit inside.
Did nobody say nothing about outside?