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I like you too, Jason.
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Okay, bye.
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You didn't hang up either!
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Okay, on the count of three. Ready?
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One, two, two and a half.
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Okay, you hang up first.
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Oh, you!
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Your happiness is making me
uncomfortable.
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You idiot! Now I have to call him back!
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I hate you, Joaquin!
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That's more like it.
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Get off the phone, Brianna. We have to
get to the TV station.
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Okay, Joaquin, honey, get dressed.
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I am dressed.
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Sweetheart, calm down.
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Honey, I am in charge of this year's
telethon, and it has to be a success.
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But everything's going to be fine.
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All right, the Center for the Kids will
get the renovations in no time.
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Okay, well, last year they raised over
$80 ,000.
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Now, the hospital said that they would
match anything over $100 ,000.
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We can do this.
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That's right. We can definitely do it.
Of course.
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I mean, how can it fail?
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Okay? Especially since I'm going to
grace the stage with my talent.
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It's going to be a disaster.
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Hey.
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Will, not because of you.
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Mac Tite's people haven't called yet.
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Who is Mac Tite? He was on America's
Best Dance Crew, and he killed.
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I bet you he don't know nothing about no
Shabba -Doo.
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Shabba -Doo?
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Isn't that the cartoon dog?
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Don't worry, sweetie. He was way before
your time.
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Mine, too.
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Please. You know you had a job when
breaking was out.
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This is good as it gets.
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Telethon, here I come.
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Wow.
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Well, thank you.
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You look nice,
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Miss Kara.
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Well, thank you. Well, hopefully I sound
as good as I look.
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This is my first time singing on TV.
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No, it's just a local accent. This
channel?
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Or you don't have to be so nervous.
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Well, why would you say I'm nervous?
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Because your dress is inside out.
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What are you laughing at? You should be
getting dressed.
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What is wrong with what I have on?
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Maybe I should add a song to my act.
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No!
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What?
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Where is Mr.
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Brown? Wow. Do you think he's still
upset over not being in the program?
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No, I'm sure he's over that by now.
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Mr. Brown, it's time to go.
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Come on.
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I'm coming. I don't even know where I'm
going since I'm not in the show. You in
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the show, he in the show, everybody in
the family in the show except me.
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I don't know what the problem is. Mr.
Brown, he talks about this, and you said
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you'd help out in any way that you
could. Yes, that's when I thought I was
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to be a feature part of the show before
the family just kicked me out. Y 'all
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don't care nothing about me, but I help
y 'all with y 'all little stanky show.
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That's okay. I don't care.
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By the way, Wacom, I like your outfit.
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I better go change.
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I can't believe nobody didn't help me
with these bags.
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Come on, Carver. I wish somebody gave me
a hand.
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Oh, you need a hand? Ladies and
gentlemen, Miss Carver Simmons.
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Give it up for her. Give it up. I mean
with the bags, Mr. Blanton. Oh, you're
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going to give me a raptured spleen. And
you would take the lightest thing. It's
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the one I wanted to get.
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So awesome.
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And there is our host, John Doerr.
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Hey. Hey, John. Hey, it's Doe. Why is it
spelled Doerr? The aura is silent.
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The what?
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The aura.
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The what? The aura is silent. Oh, I'm
sorry. I couldn't hear it.
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Let me go get ready. The aura is silent.
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Wouldn't that be do?
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No, Doe. Oh, like foe.
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No,
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Doe.
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The Georgia Tech revival one, you know.
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Standing in front of your TV, the third
zombie on the left.
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Mac Tite is in the building.
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Mac Tite!
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We are so happy you could join us, Mr.
Tite.
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Okay. You know what, how about I
introduce you to Mr.
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Dope.
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Dope. Now will somebody take Mac Tite to
his dressing room?
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Wonderful. Anyway, anyway, who else do
we have on the show? Oh, I'm so excited
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you asked. We have a singer, an amazing
ventriloquist, and a... A
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clown.
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Is your daddy out here?
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You keep on, you're going to get clowns.
You don't know who I am. I'm just
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playing with you. That's sharp, man. You
know Rubik's Cube want their colors
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back.
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No, no, no, real talk. All the comedians
out of work and you want to make jokes.
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You look like an undertaker.
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It was a tight fan. How about we go over
those intros, huh, Mr. Dodor? I don't
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need to go over intros. This is what I
do, baby. Okay.
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The only thing I'm going to do is say,
hey, coming to the stage, give it up
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for... All right, give it up for Big
Willie and Little Buddy.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you.
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How do you know they're climbing for
you?
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Because only one of us is real, and the
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other one is a dummy.
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You're not too bright, but I wouldn't
call you a dummy.
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I was talking about you.
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I know.
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When you said one of us is real.
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No, I'm the real one.
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Well, I'm not the one arguing with a
dummy.
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All right, guys.
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Let's hear it for Big Willie and Little
Buddy.
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The phone lines have been lighting up,
and we are $57 ,000 closer
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to making the Children's Center
renovations a reality.
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Right now, I'd like to recognize our
tireless volunteers who are dedicating
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their time to our efforts.
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First up, we have none other than
Colonel Jackson.
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$200?
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Now, I know homeless people who pledge
more than that. Look, stop driving
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all over the place, get off the welfare,
and stop buying rims.
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Oh, and thank you for your time.
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Okay.
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And here is my good...
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friend and co -worker renee now you guys
want to stay tuned because she'll be
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performing a little later in the show so
renee how's it going huh you want to
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donate one thousand dollars oh that's so
generous what's your name say that
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again wow guys one thousand dollars who
is that renee
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ivana tinkle
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funny. You know what? If you guys are
going to call in here and play on the
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phones like that, I am going to kill you
in your throat.
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Twice.
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Even the kids are doing their part to
help.
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And now I'd like to introduce you to my
wonderful, beautiful ladylike daughter,
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Brianna.
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You better tell her to keep her stanky
little hands to herself, okay?
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Jason left her for a reason. He wanted
to go from ashy to classy.
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How much money would you like to donate?
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Back to you, John.
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Coming up next, we got a wonderful
praise dancer that's going to come out
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and blow this thing wide open. She is
awesome. She is unstoppable.
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Give it up. Show your love for the
wonderful Renee.
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I want a saddle.
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No, I don't have a horse.
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You know, that dance was... Spiritual.
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And touching.
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Any shout -outs? Oh, yes, yes.
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Hey, Pookie.
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And to my kids. Thanks for watching my
kids, Pookie.
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Tony and Braxton.
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All right.
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Those are not your kids' names.
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Are you laughing at my kids?
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No. Are you laughing at my kids?
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I will kill you and don't...
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the r is silent well that's dumb and the
d is not dumb see money and also for
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anger management oh thank you very much
for that beautiful dance all right y
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'all mactite is up next but first this
guy right here is so dark when you walk
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in the kitchen skillets start giggling
all right coming up next crispy the fire
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swallower
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Got me sweeping floors. I should be in
the show.
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Impressive, huh?
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You okay?
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Okay?
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And Mac Tite ain't never been okay.
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I can believe that.
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You know what?
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I'm feeling a little parched.
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Why don't you go grab Mac Tite some
water?
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Oh, no. He didn't just say grab me
some... Mac Tite better watch who he
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to before you get ran over by this Mac
Trump.
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Can you please get back tight?
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Some water.
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Mr. Brown told me to tell you get your
own water. Whatever.
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Whatever you.
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What you doing?
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That's whack. I can do that.
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That's all.
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You got to come around.
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Mr. Tite, I ain't eat you that hard.
Stop acting like a little old girl.
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Brown!
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Brown!
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Brown!
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Brown!
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It was too quiet over here, so they sent
me to check on you.
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Yeah, Colonel Allen, what they gonna
send you to check on me for? I'm a grown
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man. Ain't nobody got to check on me.
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Brown, what'd you do to him?
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I ain't do nothing. He sleep.
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It help his back when he sleep on
something hard.
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You know, knock him out.
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Colonel, well, if y 'all didn't want him
knocked out, y 'all shouldn't have left
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him back here with me.
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And what we gonna do?
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We? When did you become French?
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Since I knocked out Monsieur Mac right
here.
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Colonel, you got to help me, please.
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Well, what you want me to do?
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Do like you used to do in the war.
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Just turn around, walk away, and do
nothing.
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Just, just...
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All right, I know what to do. Thank you,
Colonel. You're a true friend.
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Carter!
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I'm gonna have to jump out, boy.
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You make me start punching in your face.
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Mr.
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Brooks, what did you do?
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Carter, him fell down.
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What do you mean, him fell down? He done
knocked that boy out.
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Hush, ain't nobody ask you nothing.
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Well, can you go out there and stall,
Colonel?
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Well, I don't have anything prepared,
but, uh...
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Yes.
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You sell out.
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Mr. Tate.
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Mr. Tate.
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I can't believe you, Mr. Brand. That's
why Sasha wanted you out of the way.
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Carmen, you act like you ain't never
knocked nobody out. No, I ain't never
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knocked nobody out at a time like this.
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Well, what time did you knock somebody
out at?
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You done knocked somebody out. You can't
judge me if you done throw the first
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rock if you ain't never knocked nobody
out. Mr. Brand, now how are we going to
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raise $100 ,000? Now, you done
knocked... Oh, you always messing
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I said I'm sorry.
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See, you done got me in trouble with
everybody.
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Boy, ain't that hurt. I ain't even hit
you that hard. It didn't even go clunk,
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it said clunk.
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Make me sick.
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So, uh, well, how many posse's we got in
the house?
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Hey!
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Posse's, raise your hands!
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Raise your love!
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Posse's! You're making us lose money.
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Look.
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I didn't do that.
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That's about... Colonel Jackson!
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Joke's not going too good. He's up here
sweating like Mike Tyson in a spelling
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bee.
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Anyway, uh... Coming up next, I want y
'all to show some love as we try to get
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this money back up because somebody took
all the money behind those bad jokes
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with M .I .A. Uh, give it up for Miss
Cora Simmons!
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Carla Simmons, maybe she could revive
us.
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Woo! Woo!
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Yes, how you doing?
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All right. All right.
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Save us, save us, save us. We need some
money up here. All right. What are you
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going to sing for us? His eyes on the
sparrow.
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Say what?
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His eyes on the sparrow.
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Okay, his eyes on the sparrow. Yes, the
sparrow. Okay. All right, ladies and
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gentlemen. Kill him.
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All right, Carla Simmons!
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Why?
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should I feel discouraged and why
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should the shadows come why should my
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heart feel lonely long for heaven
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and home when Jesus is
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my portion
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to worry about him juggling bowling
balls anymore.
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Good luck to you. Hey, you forgot one.
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Hope you already got kids.
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Bye.
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How many times you gonna change clothes?
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I had this suit on all day.
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type would not be performing tonight
because because we found a better dancer
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what are you doing i'm saving your show
no you are making a fool
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out of yourself well whatever i gotta do
just call me captain save a show can i
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make three wishes i wish you were gone i
wish you were gone can you even dance
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what yes i can dance i have you to know
that i am leroy s brown
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And the S is for so I know I can dance.
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Yes, yeah, back it out.
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DJ, hit it. Come on.
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What are you doing?
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I'm cutting a rug.
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It stinks. You stink. Now get out of
here and let Mac Tite show you how it's
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done. All right, give it up for Mac 10.
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Who's Mac Tite?
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man whatever man you know i was in that
thriller uh video from georgia tech
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revival and you didn't even wear no mask
i bet did you hey thanks for keeping
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the stage warm for me old man what you
know i'm getting sick of you talking
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noise to me okay okay yeah i bet you are
okay i know you just didn't touch me
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now hit it what's taking
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you so long i can do that
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Yo, man, you in Mac Tite's way, old man.
Mac Tite in his own way with them old
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wiggity -wickity -whack moves.
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Whack? Whack!
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Now, why don't you put your feet where
your mouth is?
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Why about the kangaroo kick you right in
your face? What I'm talking about, man.
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I'm talking about a dance -off between
Mac Tite and the old
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man. I know you didn't just touch my
chest as much as I've been working out.
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Brown, you don't want to do that.
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Mac Tide is a professional dancer.
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Well, I'm a professional janitor.
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That mean I'm about to sweep the floor
up with this boy.
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Bring it. Bring it. Come on. It's
already brunt.
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Get off my stage!
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We are one dollar away from achieving
our goal!
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Uncle Brown, do the move. Get him with
the move.
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Get it!
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Let's go.
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doing what they did to get me here.
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And I'd like to thank Academy for not
being so political and letting the real
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people win.
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