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That'll get it going right there.

Right there.

Drop of this.

Hey, Mr. Brown, don't forget you have a
2 o 'clock appointment.

All right, uh, Kurt, pass me that cod
liver oil right there.

Cod liver oil? What are you making? I'm
making sure I don't have to go to that

hospital. Mr. Brown. Kurt, this right
here is your Grandma Brown's secret

recipe. It's called the bionic tonic.

You suppose to fast before you check up.
Fast?

I am. I'm going to drink it fast. This
right here, it kills the cold.

It'll flush your system, and it kills
most rodents.

Really? Yeah. Hey, Cora. Hey, Cora.
Here's your baking pan.

Here you go. Here you go.

Get out of my way, Ewok.

Like I say, it kills most rodents. I
don't know about wood rats.

Mr. Grant.

Hey, Cora.

Any chance you can whip up some lunch?
I'm starving.

Baby, I left your lunch there on the
stove.

Yeah, and I left it there, too.

Cora. I can cook. Tell him. Tell him I
can cook. Of course you can cook. Yeah,

but it's this mess edible.

Can you edit?

Don't do that, Mr. Brown. Why don't you
say, Kurt, if you take one drink of this

bionic tonic, you won't want to eat for
three days.

Now, don't even try it. You're going to
that doctor's appointment. I am. Oh, so

it's check -up time, huh, Brown?

Yep. Time to get them rusty pipes
flushed.

Where everybody can survive off of
rabies shots and licorice.

You better watch it before I strangle
that tiny little space between your chin

and chest.

You better drink some of this bionic
tonic so you can get rid of some of that

hair on your chest.

Drink a little bit of this and you
get... This stuff is disgusting.

This tastes like Edna. Look.

Brown, if I wanted to get sick, I would
have eaten that whole.

You better watch it or it'll be the last
thing you eat.

I got to change my doctor's appointment.
I'm going to call the doctor's office

at 555 -555 -555 -0505 -0505.

Hello? Yeah.

Doc, I need to reschedule my
appointment.

Mm -hmm.

Yes, 8 a .m. is fine.

Oh, by the way, do y 'all do
faceectomies?

Yes, I got a lady here. Ooh, you ain't
going to believe her face.

Ooh, yes.

You'll do it?

Okay. 8 a .m. All right.

And they say they can see you and both
of your chins at 8 .30 tomorrow. Oh,

really? You need to be declawed.

Honey, you haven't touched your food.

I don't think I like meatloaf anymore.

This isn't meatloaf. It's salmon
casserole.

Oh, so that explains the bones and the
fin.

My food is getting better, isn't it?

Yeah, your food is great.

I wouldn't have anything else.

Pizza?

You ordered pizza?

Is that best?

Yes, but I didn't order a pizza.

I'm taking the last of the dessert
upstairs.

No, no, wait. I like the pecan pie. This
is chocolate cupcake.

I am so fired.

Somebody's waiting on a double cheese
cheeseburger pizza, but it's at the

house. Again.

Now, you can have your wife's chocolate
muffins, and her muffins are probably

great.

What did you just say?

Your wife has great muffins?

No, no, no, no. Something about a double
cheese cheeseburger pizza.

Oh. Well, you can have it.

Thanks.

Would you believe this is my 12th wrong
house?

In one week?

Try one night.

Can I use your phone to call my manager?

For a fellow Marine, anything.

This.

I'm not a Marine.

Feels safer already.

Line's busy.

My dad was a Marine.

I'm just a kid that flunked out of
college and started delivering pizzas.

Maybe if I tell him I was robbed.

Can you rob me?

No, no. Colonel Cleophas Jackson is a
man of honor.

But I can give you some advice.

Okay.

First, get a GPS.

And second, join the Corps.

Really?

I've been thinking about that.

Yes, you'll get discipline, structure,
and a little money in your pocket.

Yes, sir. The Marines made me the brave
and courageous man I am today.

Colonel! Get up here!

Yes, dear. On the way.

It's time for you to go.

Oh, I told Cora I didn't want to come to
this hospital.

Oh, this is like them big popsicle
things.

I like to check my own stuff.

Say ah.

Okay. Say ah.

Okay. Ah.

I don't like that.

I never have.

Oh, what's this?

Why do they got it so low? They need to
turn it up high.

This must be, oh, this that thing that
Cora was telling me that they do on her

facial when she go to the salon.

They put them, she said, put them
together and then they take all the skin

her face. Yeah.

to the hospital in time.

Look at you.

Give me five.

Yeah. Oh, you got a problem with me?
What?

Let's break it down. Come on.

Come on, break it down.

Are you talking to me?

You talking to me? Get out of my face.

You talking to me? Not if I can help it.
What the what?

You're like the gay male heart attack.

This is a good place for it. I hear they
have doctors in this building.

Okay, who are you?

Dr. Muzmagovic Sukana Mahala Jofi.

But my friends call me Dr.

Muzmagovic Sukana Mahala Jofi.

Well, Dr.

Edwards, you know, he's real good.

A little too good, according to some of
the female nurses.

Now, it says here that you need a
checkup.

Pop up on my table and let's make some
magic.

What?

Pop off on my table.

Okay, I'm hoping.

Now, do you have any pre -existing
medical condition?

Yes. What are they?

Well, you're the doctor. You're supposed
to be telling me. That's why I pay you

all the money. I pay, you tell.

Okay. How long have you been blind?

I ain't blind.

You telling me you wear these clothes on
purpose?

It's called style.

Yes. Bad style is still style.

Your pulse is fine.

Let's take a look at your ears.

Okay. Okay, go ahead.

Mm -hmm. You see? Mm -hmm. What you see,
Doc?

That wall needs painting.

Your ears are too big.

They're okay.

Oh, you think I got bigger or lighter?
Possibly.

Pressure is okay. Let's take a look at
your reflexes. Now, now, before you do

that, let me tell you this. I got cat
-like reflexes. I'm something like a

Okay.

I started to scratch your eyes.

See, I told you.

Note to self, have patience.

Neutered.

Okay.

This is the fun part. The foreplay is
over.

It's what I like to call less poop, dead
prostate.

Oh, okay, I know what you're talking
about.

Let me swallow, get all this milk or
something.

There you go.

No,

it's not in there.

Oh, you're my chest? Well, get your
thing and listen to my chest.

You don't want to listen to it? You can
listen to my testa. You're getting

warmer.

My hip size? Turn it around, you'll be
on fire.

Oh, now you're talking about... Bingo!

The devil is alive!

Now you drop them and we get acquainted.

And before you ask, this is the best
part. Where are you going?

Cory and I are going to the mall. Want
me to bring back some?

Yeah, my youth and a Hawaiian shirt.

I'll see what I can do.

See you later, Colonel.

Oh, and Colonel, your lunch is there in
the fridge.

Thanks. I'll be sure to eat the...
Pizza?

Don't say a word.

I'll handle you when I get back.

Bye, Colonel.

Save me some pizza.

All right, bye, Colonel.

Young man, you seriously need to
consider another career choice.

I came by to thank you for the advice.
I'm going to take you up on it.

You, sir, are a wise and generous man.

And, uh... I bought you a double cheese
cheeseburger pizza.

They gave me the employee discount
before I got fired.

Oh, so you are going to join the Marines
like your father, huh?

My dad's going to be proud.

You know, I remember when I enlisted,
kicking butt and taking names.

You ever lose a man?

Oh, no, no, no. You never leave a man
behind.

Your father can tell you the same thing.

My father died in the Gulf War.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Him.

Right here on the end.

Private Daryl Phillips. Private Daryl
Phillips.

You recognize the guy next to him?

That's... That's you.

Major Cleophas Jackson.

Two tours in Vietnam.

Promoted to colonel in 1983.

Retired in 1992.

Widower. One daughter, Karen.

And... The man who let my father die.

You have the wrong information, son.

Don't you ever call me son.

You're the reason I don't have a father.

And I want answers.

Answers to what? You haven't asked me
any questions.

Don't play with me, old man.

M1911. Code 45, huh?

Same one you're using now.

Who's that?

Edna and her friend. They probably
forgot something.

They don't have anything to do with
this.

I get eight rounds.

Plenty for everybody.

So get rid of them.

Get rid of them. Now.

Brown, what are you doing here? Colonel,
that doctor tried to go places that men

have never gone before. Brown, you have
to get out of here.

I ain't going back there. Brown, if you
stay here, you may experience a shooting

pain. Colonel, if I go back to that
doctor, I'm going to experience a

pain. You know what? I done got hungry.
Saving my hide done got me hungry. What

y 'all got to eat? Well, Edna cooked
some killer tuna.

I mean, it's to die for.

I wouldn't eat Edna's cooking if they
put a gun to my head. Exactly.

Brown, you need to go back to the doctor
and get help because you're at death's

door.

You're the one twitching. What's wrong
with you? That's the way they do when

they need that crack.

You're on that stuff, ain't you? You're
itching and stuff.

Brown. You need to go get help.

Make sure everything is all clear.

Oh,

okay, Colonel. Thank you so much. I
didn't know you cared that much.

I'm going to get help.

Good. So you're going to get help?

Yes, I'm going to go back to that doctor
because I know I need help. And I got

to get it done.

I may as well.

Thank you, Colonel. You saved my life.

I wish I could say the same thing to
you.

You know what?

You know what?

And you.

It's just rude for you to stand back
here and knowing I'm here all this time.

You done delivered a pizza and you heard
me say I'm hungry. That's rude.

That's what that is rude.

I'm going to just take the whole thing.
Colonel, I'm going to eat it all the

way. That's rude. That's what's wrong
with these children now. They rude.

I see.

Just shoot me.

I wasn't talking to you.

Just a prostate.

I knew you'd be back.

How do you know?

Men are all the same.

At first they play hard to get, and then
they realize they can't live without

me.

Okay, okay, now, look.

Why don't you grab... Let's grab a seat,
pull up, and we just talk this out and

get to know each other better. Let's
just get to know each other. I am not

interested in your mind.

I'm interested in your body.

Now let's get this party started.

Okay, wait, wait, Doc, wait.

What? Is this gonna hurt?

I promise you, I won't feel a thing.

Okay? Stand up and face the wall.

Okay.

Wait, wait, hold on, Doc. Just give me a
minute. Now, I'm not ready for this.

Why? Do you need a drink?

Now, you're not going to try to lure me
in with no alcohol. I don't drink, no.

Now would be a good time to start.

Okay, Doc.

Okay.

Okay, wait a minute.

Relax. Breathe normally.

Now exhale.

Exhale, exhale. Breathe, Shamu, breathe.

This will help.

Works every time.

You know, you're nothing like your
father.

Private Daryl Phillips. Keep my father's
name out of your mouth. Well, you want

answers. You don't know everything about
him. I don't know anything about my

father.

I don't know if his speeches would have
kept me out of trouble.

I don't know what his laugh sounded
like. He wasn't there.

This is what I know.

He was a soldier.

And he died on your watch. No, your
father died and saved the lives of every

in that picture. That's a bunch of bull.
I know because I was there.

But somehow, the man with all the
stripes on his sleeve managed to come

alive. I gave the command for his
platoon to board the choppers.

And he was the last one on and got
killed. No. I've heard it before. No,

father jumped out.

When he saw an RPG aimed at us, I should
have sent a recon unit to sweep the

area.

But... What happened?

He took out the RPG before... Before
taking on sniper fire.

And I never forgave myself.

Why didn't you make him stay on the...
Your father was strong -willed, just

you.

Most men enlist to fight and protect
this country.

But your father had a different agenda.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Well, he always said the only reason I'm
here is so I can be a better man than

my father.

So my son can be a better man than me.

He said that?

Twice a day and three times on Sunday.

Good Lord, that man could talk.

Oh, my.

Still having your little pizza party,
yeah?

Uh, Edna, this is Daryl Phillips' son.

McCall? Yes.

You... you know about my father? Do I?

Every chance the colonel gets, he tells
that story.

Cora, this young man's father saved the
colonel's life.

Really? And what is your name?

Daryl Phillips, Jr.

Oh, Daryl Phillips, Jr., son of a hero.

Why don't you have dinner with her?

No, no, no.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Excuse me.

Nice to meet you, son.

I guess there's something you've got to
do.

I'm afraid so, son.

Surrender your weapon.

His ammo's old.

It would have jammed or blown up in your
face.

How did you know?

You'll learn when you enlist.

Yes, sir.

What's that?

Sir, yes, sir. Colonel, sir.

All right.

You're dismissed.

I got the nerve to take the exam now.

Give me the shot. Come on. What shot?

Procedure is over.

What?

Doc, look me in the eye. Look me dead in
the eye. And just tell me, am I going

to die?

Absolutely.

How long I got? How long Cora got her
daddy for?

Another 30 years.

You're fine.

But listen.

Prostate cancer is the number two killer
of black men in America.

Wow. What's number one?

Black women.

No, I can't.

It's heart disease.

Take care of yourself.

Thank you, Dr.

Jofla.

Hey,

it wasn't as bad as you thought. No, no,
it wasn't as bad as I thought. I still

feel a little, you know, a little dirty,
but it's okay. High five, Dr.

No, I don't know where your hands been.

Thank you very much.

Doc, what you do with my clothes?

You trying to wear my stuff.

I kidding, I kidding.

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