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Who puts an empty carton of orange juice
back in the fridge?
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You mean besides you?
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I didn't do it this time.
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This thing must be welded shut.
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You see, that's how they make these
things childproof. They weld them now.
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Just let me do it. No, you don't be
snatching that from me. I'm telling you,
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it's stuck. You ain't going to be able
to get it. It's not stuck.
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You're just not strong.
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No. It's not stuck to you, but to me,
it's still
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stuck. Just like your brain. It's stuck.
Okay, you show them how to do it, baby.
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You open that jar. What you standing
there cheerleading for? It ain't like
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shooting to win a shot to the Kentucky
Derby.
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I got this. Just watch.
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You can do it, okay? Okay. Don't make me
ashamed in front of Brown.
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Come on, baby. Baby, I got this. Hey,
but don't make me ashamed like on our
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wedding night, okay? Come on, you got
this.
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Just come on. She keeps it. Come on,
baby. Come on.
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You're weak.
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Look, just give me the jar.
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What you gonna do? Yeah.
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If you open it, I'm gonna give you $500
,000.
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You're gonna be like the jar whisperer.
The jar will open. Almighty wind, it
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will. What's he doing?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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According to me, he needs to stop.
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Notice the hostility of the young
rhinoceros.
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All right, little Spielberg, hand over
the camera.
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I'm getting raw footage. You've got to
see this.
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Joaquin, you're invading your sister's
privacy.
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Ain't nobody got no privacy around here.
This is all public.
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You don't hear about it.
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All right, Brianna, is this you putting
that... Empty carton of O .J. back in
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the fridge?
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Huh?
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Huh? Nothing. Either that's you or it's
another little Spanish girl under the
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stairs over there.
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¿Qué pasó?
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Lo siento mucho. Fue mi culpa.
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Hey, you gonna stop that cussing in my
house? I don't allow cussing in my
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And you a kid. Stay in the kid's place
because I don't play with kids.
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I don't play with kids.
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Busted.
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Joaquin, baby, we'll got you that camera
because you made good grades not for
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you to go around spying on people.
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That's right. And I'm going to take it
if you don't learn how to use it with
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some discretion.
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Ain't no discretion. It's discretion.
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Okay. Okay. Hey, guess what? Guess what?
Guess who just got a job off of the
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teacher in Dallas? Shut up, Cobra. You
ain't finna make me the happiest man.
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Cobra, really?
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Really? You got it? Yes.
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We gon' get rid of him in the back time.
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You know, the Lord said he had never put
more on us than we can bear.
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Now that bear's moving to Dallas. Thank
you, Lord. This is great.
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We're great.
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Right here in Atlanta and not in Dallas,
but in Atlanta.
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Okay, well, let me take a look at it,
okay? No, girl. Oh!
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Oh, what? Does it hurt?
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No, that tickle. Go get me some of your
ointment and put on it. Well, I think we
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need to put some ice on it first, okay?
No, Curry, I don't need no ice. I just
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like to... I don't... It's too cold.
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So, is your foot feeling better?
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No. Well, how are you walking on it?
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Curry, this is traveling. This is a
traveling pain.
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Look, look at the pain.
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Elderly abuse.
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Them people gonna come get you for
abusing the elderly.
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What are you thinking like this, Mr.
Brown?
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Okay, Corbin, look, I lied. But I lied
because I love you.
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Is there anything wrong with that? Mr.
Brown, this job is a great opportunity
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for me.
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I could be teaching at a private...
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carving in this house, and I'm going to
be anorexic, running around here looking
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like a greyhound.
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Cora, the next thing you know, I'll be
running around wearing wrinkled clothes.
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What am I doing with wrinkled clothes?
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Is that all you see me as, as your
housekeeper and your cook?
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No, Cora.
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Somebody got to read me bedtime stories
in the middle of the night when I can't
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sleep.
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You're a mess, Mr. Brown.
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I haven't even accepted the job yet.
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Look.
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Look, for me to be over 20 living at
home with my daddy.
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It's fine with me, but you way over 20.
I don't know how much you're not lying
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about your age, but it's okay.
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Look, I don't care what they say.
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If anybody say anything to you, if
anybody say Cora is a loser, I'm going
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tell them, you leave Cora alone.
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Because you are my little loser. You're
mine.
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I don't care what they say.
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You're my loser.
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You're impossible, Mr. Brown. How is
that supposed to help me?
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I'm trying... What is something I said?
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What kind of a thing is she going to put
these?
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On her arms?
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I told them to put all my socks
together.
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That'll do right then.
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I got here as fast as I can.
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What's wrong with you? You're not going
to believe it. It's better than I
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thought. What happened?
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What, what? Did she come down with
something?
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Correct. Correct.
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What? We got a... What?
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A job offer in Dallas. Oh, a job offer.
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Yes. A job offer.
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In Dallas.
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Is that why you called me all the way
over here, you insignificant jackass?
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Oh, hoof me to death, woman.
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Didn't you hear me, Beastmaster? I said
she got a job offer.
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And what is wrong with that? That's good
news.
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What's wrong with you?
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That ain't no good news. That's bad
news. I need you to help me talk out of
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please. And why should I do that?
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Duh, so she won't leave.
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Do they teach y 'all anything in
cavewoman school? Oh, listen, I don't
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second hearing. Take all of that. Okay,
okay, okay.
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Okay.
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I'm... I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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So can you please help me talk out of
it?
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Why don't you tell her yourself?
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I tried. She wouldn't listen.
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You faked your death, didn't you?
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I know.
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Yeah.
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I couldn't. My stomach is something. I
had gas and every time I would... Oh,
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brother.
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It would be like this.
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Well, if you ain't gonna help me talk
out of it, at least...
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Tell her to think about it so she just
won't run off.
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I'll talk to Cora. Yes!
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You stop with the insults.
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Oh, I got to pray about that.
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Mm -mm. I got to see if you ever see my
book well.
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Okay. Okay, if you talk to her and
convince her to stay, I won't consult
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more.
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Fine. Fine. Thank you. I'll do it.
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I love you so much.
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Thank you.
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Behind your face!
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Hush, Martha!
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Wait. I have one last insult myself.
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Okay, thank you. Go ahead. Take your
shot.
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I'm not going to miss this little
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genius. He's going to be in the same
grade when I retire.
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Okay, okay.
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Hey, Mr. Brand.
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Clara, I just got off the phone with
Edna. She sounds so hot about you
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Yes, I couldn't even hardly understand
her from all them crocodile tears she
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crying. Well, why was Ms. Edna so upset?
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Because we just gonna, I mean, she just
gonna miss you when you leave, if you
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leave, when you decided not to leave,
Clara. And she just feels so bad in her
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heart for you leaving.
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Even if she don't say all of those
words, that's what she means.
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I wonder who that could be.
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Here I come.
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She here?
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Edna, just calm down. She gonna be all
right.
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It's fine, Edna. Just move, move, move.
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Some people don't know how to express
they hurt.
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They just know how to express anger.
Don't you look hurt?
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You look hurt. You look like Alf.
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Stop it, Mr. Brown.
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Well, I'm gonna leave.
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You two along with my dear friend, Edna,
who would miss you so much if you moved
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to Dallas and wasn't staying here with
us.
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Him and her and the Colonel, right?
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Okay, I'm going upstairs.
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Mr. Edna, are you okay?
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Fine.
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Brown just told me that you had a job
offer.
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You thinking about taking it? I don't
know yet. I haven't decided.
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Well, if you do, there'll be a lot of
people who'll miss you.
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Will you and the Colonel come visit?
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Yeah, I know.
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But how does... How's Reggie taking all
of it?
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Oh, he's fine. He's fine.
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You didn't even tell him, did you?
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I'm going to tell him next year when I
come visit for Christmas.
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Well, it's your decision.
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Right.
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But you're going to be a long way from
any man who likes you.
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Two. Well,
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Gordon told me he had feelings for me.
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You talking about that big old hunky
principal?
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Oh, girl, shut up.
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Well, I'll tell you, I was shocked when
he said it, but I have to admit, it gave
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me goosebumps.
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Goosebumps just lifted. Come on, tell me
more.
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I asked you to do one thing and you
messed that up. Get up and get out.
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I can't convince Cora to stay if she
wants to leave. What?
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Okay, I'll deal with her. You know what?
You can't get goosebumps because mooses
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don't have goosebumps.
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Get back. Get the step and you move.
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Just get out of here.
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Looking like old moose in a face cover.
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Makes me sick.
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What's that all about?
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Hey, Mr.
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Brooks, I got a video of Miss Cora
falling off of a bicycle.
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You want to see it? Okay, don't you show
him that, don't you? No, that won't be
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right. No, it won't be right. You just
press that button right there. All
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Joaquin, I thought I told you to clean
your room.
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But I did.
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Baby, hiding everything under your bed
is not cleaning your room.
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Oh, man, my mama says the same thing to
me.
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Really? That's kind of creepy.
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Don't judge me.
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I'm going to get upstairs now.
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How does she know these things?
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Oh, there's some funny stuff on here.
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Whoa!
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And then the girl needs to buy some
curtains.
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Cor, could you help me with some bags,
please?
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Check out Edna and Cora.
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Gordon told me he had feelings for me.
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Yes, I was shocked when he first said
it. But I have to admit, it gave me
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goosebumps. Gordon gives you goosebumps?
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Gordon gives you goosebumps, huh?
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What? That's what you said.
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Let me see that.
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It gave me goosebumps?
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That don't look too good.
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Apparently, Gordon has feelings for you.
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And apparently you do, too?
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What? Oh, excuse me, baby. I got a child
to punish.
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What's he?
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Goosebumps. Well, I said it, but that
don't mean that you don't give me
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goosebumps, too.
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Too? Well, don't I feel special?
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You know what? I'm going to find Gordon.
I'm going to put me a couple of fist
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bumps upside his head. You'll do no such
thing.
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Why are you protecting him? I'm not
protecting him. I'm protecting you.
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What? You think he can beat me?
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He can't sit on the front row at my
funeral. Carver, you tell my dear I love
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and she can have my clothes covered. I'm
dying. How you gonna feel about that?
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Well, if you keep this up, I'm not gonna
feel nothing.
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Hey, Mr. Brandon, did you know Gordon
gave her goosebumps?
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What? Oh, Gordon gave you a veterinarian
disease.
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What? Get out.
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You ain't finna talk to me like that in
my own house. You ain't gonna sit at the
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head of my dinner table and talk to me
like that. Get out.
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You ain't telling me. I ain't finna get
out of nowhere. You put me out.
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Get out, Mr. Brown. I got to use the
bathroom. That's the only reason I'm
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to go right now.
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Hey, don't worry, boy. I'm going to let
myself out.
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And when you get yourself together, you
can get back to me. Because I'm not
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going to be played.
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And that's the last thing I'm going to
do is try to be played on my side.
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Whoa.
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And I'm not going to miss my...
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to see this video. I just showed it to
Simone and she fell out.
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Is that Joaquin?
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And why do you have my good tall tie
around your neck?
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You were pretending to be Superman?
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No, I'm not.
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Well, I don't know. Your arms are
straight out and you look like you're
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Kind of like that.
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I was sleepwalking and Brianna is
invading my pregnancy.
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Really?
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He is right, Brianna.
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Oh, but you look
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what have you learned, Joaquin?
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To respect other people's privacy.
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Thank you. That's right.
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Only record willing participants.
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Okay. And I'm going to hold on to this
camera until I'm convinced you've really
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learned your lesson.
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Now you two go wash up for lunch.
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Carver! Carver, don't go! Stay here with
me and him!
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Okay, us!
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Aren't you going to get the door?
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Well, I may as well get used to it since
you're about to leave me here all by
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myself and go to Dallas and leave me
alone, rotting in by myself.
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Can you get the door, please?
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Wow.
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Is Cora around?
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Not as around as you.
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Come on in.
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You know what? At least with Cora gone,
I won't have to keep company with baby
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Huey no more.
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You insult everybody.
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You know what? I'll tell you what. I'm
going to skip over a few people so I can
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insult you again. Get out of my face,
please. I don't know why I even wasted
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time being nice to you, you old twisted
troglodyte.
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I'd be offended if I know what that
meant, but since I don't, get out of my
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face. As much as I love this, can you
excuse us, please?
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Come on, Edna. I just put some good
cheese on the rat trap in the kitchen.
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I'm going to see if you can sniff it
out. Come on.
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Well, evidently, that little thing
didn't work, because there's that...
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your feet!
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You are so gullible.
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00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,050
Edna, you know I'm straight a rat. You
almost gave me a heart attack.
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Come on!
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Looking like a rat. Come on, be
straight.
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So, you wanted to talk?
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00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:19,170
Look, Reggie, you're very special to me,
and I don't want to fight.
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Am I as special as Gordon?
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I just said I didn't want to fight.
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Gordon and I are old friends.
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He wants to be more.
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Well, I can't help that. I can't stop
him.
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Oh, well, I can.
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What's his number?
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Reggie, I like my life.
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But sometimes I just feel like something
is missing.
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You know, when I get like that, I just
hop on my mama's bus and ride all day
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long.
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Well, thank you, but I don't know where
I want to go.
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Huh? No, you know, I just feel like
something needs to change.
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Like what?
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Like the fact that both of us live with
our parents.
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I have a boss that has feelings for me,
and I... Look, I have this opportunity
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to teach in Dallas.
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Dallas?
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Well, we got a good thing going on here.
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We do, and it's safe.
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But don't you want to take a chance?
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I'll take a chance every time I come
over here.
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I mean like a real chance, ready? I mean
like go somewhere, see some things,
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meet some people.
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Well, maybe.
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But it's just, Cora, I'm crazy about
you.
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And I just don't want you to go.
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That means so much to me.
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It means a lot, Reggie.
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Good.
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Good. Then you're going to stay.
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No.
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I'm going to go.
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I don't know.
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00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:06,290
I don't know.
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00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:09,430
I got it. What is it?
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00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:13,390
Cora would stay if she thought that you
was about to die.
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I already tried that, remember?
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Oh, that's right. I was there for that.
Okay.
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00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:21,820
See, I think of something good for this
thing.
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I'm going to ride this thing for this
one sooner.
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00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:32,220
You know what? For some dumb, ignorant,
stupid, sad reason, Cora loves you.
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Now, if she thought you got hit by a car
and was laying up in a comma, she
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couldn't leave.
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I know I'm a genius.
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You know what? I like that.
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00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:47,240
Hey, hey, come on, come on. Go ahead.
You grab your car and pretend to run me
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over. No, no, who said something about
pretend? We got to make this look real
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she'll believe us.
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00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,360
Come on, we killed two birds with one
stone. You ain't running me over, man.
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crazy?
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You'll be the fattest speed bump there
ever was. Come on.
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