All language subtitles for meet_the_browns_s04e17_the_white_lie

Are you out your mind? You don't just do
that.

Hey,

what is going on here?

Cora, I was out there trying to
electrocute Justin.

Execute him. Whatever it was, I was
doing it.

Cora, your daddy just took down the
health teacher. I haven't seen a tackle

that since I started coaching here. You
ain't seen no tackle since you've been

coaching here. That's why y 'all sorry
they never won a game and ain't gonna

never win a game because y 'all sorry.

I'm sure he had his reasons.

And my guess is he was dropped on his
head as a child.

And my guess is he is with child.

When you gonna have your baby?

Officer Brown.

Huh? I just got a call from Mr. Spencer.
He said that you attacked him and

knocked out his two front teeth. Mr.
Brown.

At the rate that man was born, he wasn't
gonna have them teeth for long anyway.

He is running a powder ring around here.

And I don't mean baby powder. I had to
take him down. I started choking him

and he wasn't tapped. I tried to get him
to get rid of that powder, and I poked

his teeth out. Now he whistled like
that.

Mr. Brown, sounds like the man was just
taking some powdered aspirin.

Oh, they still make them?

Yes.

Well, you should have said something.

Oh, shoot.

You had your foot on his throat.

Oh, that's what he was trying to say,
that, oh, oh, oh.

Now that you got Mr. Spencer in
traction, and there are no subs

tomorrow, now I have nobody to teach
health class.

Coach Reggie, what are you doing?

Don't look at me. I got a meeting with
the football coaches tomorrow.

Why don't y 'all meet in the end zone,
somewhere y 'all never been?

Well, I'm free second period.

How long is Mr. Spencer going to be out?

Probably for just a few days.

Okay. You know what? That's what I love
about you, Ms. Simmons. Just so kind and

helpful. A real volunteer spirit you
have. I really do appreciate you. Thank

you. Hey, man!

Hey, Ricky, he's still your boss. You
can get fired.

So it's settled then. Tomorrow, I'll
bring the students over for health

All right. So what's the lesson plan?

Carl, I hope it's on hygiene.

Them kids should get an F for funky. You
smellin' like I ain't runnin' down the

hall. I went you there.

Oh, well, put your arms down. You smell
like walkin', walkin'. What the fuck? I

believe Mr. Spencer said that they were
watchin' a film.

Oh, a film?

Okay, good. Curry, what I'ma do is I'ma
bring us some popcorn, and I'll bring

the video camera so we can make sure we
bootlegged. Mr. Bryan, you can do that.

Okay, Curry, well, I just won't bring no
popcorn.

I'll see you at the house. All right.
Hopefully you won't be there smellin'

your mama.

I need the Bayes and Bannery ass.

Oh, by the way, the name of the film is
The Miracle of Childbirth.

Oh, what?

Childbirth is sexual education.

Hurry,

Brianna, you're going to be late.

Yeah, I'm going to be late, too.

Look, who's taking her to school, me or
you?

Oh, no, no, no. She's actually riding
with a boy from school.

A what?

A boy?

Will, baby, relax, okay? She says
they're just friends.

Oh. Well, aren't we blessed?

A son who's a genius, a daughter who's
only friends with boys she goes to

with, and this one's gonna be the next
president. Shh, baby, stop it, okay? No

one's supposed to know. I don't know.

Hold on. I'm coming!

Yo, what up, fam?

Hi.

You must be Brianna's friend.

You must be B's sister.

Oh, well, you know what kind of... Uh,
come in, please.

I'm Antonio, but you can call me Tone.
That's my DJ name.

Oh, okay. Well, I'm Sasha, and that's
Will. We're Brianna's parents.

Say hi to Tone, Will.

Hi.

Antonio.

Nah, nah, nah, man. It's tone. Like,
chicka -chicka -chicka -tone.

Chicka -chicka -what?

Yeah.

Brianna!

Chicka -chicka -tone is here!

Will, don't you have a surgery this
morning?

Mm -hmm.

You'll survive.

So...

You go to school with Brianna?

Nah, I just be hanging out up there. You
know, like, telling jokes to the kids,

cracking some skulls. You know how I do
it.

Yo, come on, man. I'm just kidding.

I'm a junior.

Listen, man.

You uptight. You need some fiber in your
diet.

Come here, little girl. Um, okay.

All right.

Your little friend in here.

Excuse me. I'm bad, huh?

Your new friend needs some manners.

Okay, first of all, Will, he's not a new
friend.

Me and Tony used to be in the group home
together.

We go way back.

Like fried bologna and government
cheese?

Yeah.

Look, we're just friends, all right? I
think it's chill pill, Will.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Chill pill?

So when did you start talking like this,
little Miss Salt -N -Pepa?

Who's Salt -N -Pepa?

Hi, class. I'm Miss Simmons, and I'm
subbing for Mr. Spencer today, and we'll

watching a film called... Hold up,
Curry. I'm coming. I'm coming in here.

What are you doing? I'm scared. All
right.

I'm going to watch the movie, too.

Be quiet while the movie's on. Be quiet.

Well, I'm sure some of you know Officer
Brown.

I heard he beat up Mr. Spencer.

That's just lies and full of in -your
-windows.

But anyway, okay, we're watching a movie
called The Miracle of Childbirth.

Are you okay? Somebody give me the
hammock.

I can't watch this.

I done seen it in person and it ain't
funny. Mr. Brown!

Mr. Brown, wait! You turned on my clip!

This boy too grown to be in school
anyway.

Looking like somebody's dead.

Well, all right. Here we go.

Miss Simmons.

Miss Simmons.

The movie's over.

Oh, and that's the Miracle Chalmers.

Next time, get your ginger ale.

Yes, Tamika?

Um, I need some lady advice.

Well, you're not grown, so you mean some
teenage advice?

Yeah, I have this friend.

And she's kind of thinking about
considering having sex.

Oh.

Um.

Okay, well, does your friend know that
she could get pregnant or catch an STD?

That's what condoms are for, right?

Yes, but that doesn't always work.

Yeah, I heard.

I mean, she's heard that.

Well, maybe your friend should probably
wait until that very special time.

Like, when she gets married, you only
get one first time.

Yeah. Thanks, Miss Simmons.

All right.

Hey, Jamaica. Hi.

So, that wasn't too bad, now was it?

It was a little awkward. I had one
student tell me she was thinking of

sex. And what did you tell her? I told
her to wait till she gets married.

Good advice. If a boy thinks she's worth
it, he'll be willing to wait.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

So I see the popcorn on the floor. Your
daddy must have been in here.

Yes. Look at this mess.

Wait, do you remember that one guy,
Xavier, that used to steal everybody's

stuff? Yo, that dude was... Sick.

You know they found him all under his
bed after you left, right? Nuh -uh.

That's it.

I had a good little stock hustle going,
though.

Um, yeah. I swear you talked Xavier into
stealing those stocks so you could sell

them. Nah, nah, nah. A hustler just
knows how to make the most of other

bad habits.

Yeah.

Man, on some real stuff, I don't know
what I would have done if you weren't

there. It's like, I didn't know when I
was going to see Joaquin again.

I was scared.

Yeah, I took you under my wing.

Yeah.

So, how's the foster home you're in now?

I mean, Ms. Thomas, she's cool. I mean,
it's like six of us guys there. Yeah,

that's cool.

Are you still rapping?

Like, gifts on Christmas morning.

And I usually have this club on the
weekends on the West End.

I spit sometimes.

You should come see me.

Well, maybe I will.

So, spit.

Wait, right now?

Yeah.

Oh, what?

This little chum chum. Yeah, I got

this chick that I've known from around
the way. Every day we used to hustle,

my back in the tussle. But the farthest
little thing I have to say, so I spit

rhymes to her, drop lines to her, and
now I want to give my time to her.

Wow.

That was...

the weather up there?

Save it, Brianna.

Look, I think I should go. Yeah, leave.

Boy, walk out or get carried out.

I'm really sorry about this. It's cool.

I'll call you tonight, alright? No,
don't even bother. Let's go, Brianna.

Will!

What's your problem?

Who are you raising your voice to?

What's going on out here?

Little Miss Hot Pants was just saying
goodbye to her friend.

Why are you still here? I'm gone.

you have to embarrass me like that okay
would one of you just tell me what's

happening nothing oh nothing like like
little mr whatever his little name is

and you were just friends nothing i came
back from my run and her and mr thug

life are out here kissing it was our
first kid and he ruined it good you

need to be wasting your time with that
little hoodlum anyway hoodlum hoodlum

because he's not like you will watch
because he's not a doctor who kills

Hmm, who's better? Let me think.

You know what? You better get her. Look,
look, look. Both of you need to calm

down.

Brianna, you have to understand that
Will is just trying to look out for you.

doesn't even know Tone.

I know people just like him.

Sagging pants, big old chain.

I grew up with guys like that. And
almost every single one of them is

dead or in jail.

See, that's not fair, because he's not
them.

Oh, just a matter of time.

All right? You're just too blind to see
it, little girl.

You know what, Will?

You're the one who's not looking.

What?

What? Come on, Will. Come on, Will.
Look, he seems like a nice enough kid.

Nice enough does not mean good enough.
It's my job to protect her. Okay, well,

how do you expect to do that if you keep
pushing her away?

Baby, she's a teenager. The more that
you push, the more she's going to run in

the opposite direction.

Listen, listen.

We'll have him over for dinner, and then
we'll try to get to know him.

Once we do that, we can decide what's
best.

Get to know him. Get to know him, Will.
Give him a chance.

Okay?

Okay. Okay. Fine.

Fine. If he don't gonna be in prison
already.

Hey, sweeties. Hey.

I just came by to see how something went
yesterday.

You didn't faint, did you? No.

But Mr. Brown almost did.

He was up all night having nightmares
talking about he's not birthing no more

babies.

Look at him.

Wouldn't the kids act like they've seen
it all before?

Why would I put it past them? These kids
are like 15 going on 25.

I had one student ask me about having
sex. And I told her to wait until she

married. Oh, really?

Yes.

That's one conversation we've never had.

What is there to talk about?

I'm a Christian woman and I'm living my
life according.

According to what? According to the
book. What book?

The good book, the Bible.

I'm staying celibate until I get
married.

You're not saying this to force me to
marry you, are you?

No.

Lord, no, what?

What? You don't think I'm the marrying
type?

I'm telling you, Carl, I put up my
player's shoes a long time ago.

Well, you should have put those raggedy
things up with it.

You know what's funny? I was saying the
same thing to Gordon that I'm saying to

you.

It was funny.

What? What?

What is it?

What? What?

You and Gordon was talking about sex.

We were talking about a student.

Y 'all was talking about having sex with
a student.

talking about a student, and he said if
a man loves you, he will wait.

Oh, he did, did he? Yes.

Well, he is just trying to get you to
put your guard down.

What are you talking about? That is the
oldest trick of the book.

What book?

The player handbook.

Well, what would you know about the
player handbook?

I don't. What?

Look, anyway, Gabe recognizes Gabe, and
any man that says that is full of it.

Are you talking about Gordon or are you
talking about you?

That's just hurtful.

What are you doing?

Reggie!

No,

you won't put that back!

Give me this.

Give me my... Give me my... Oh!

So you're going to sit here and look me
dead in my face and tell me you ain't

lying? No. You ain't got nothing to do
with the powder ring at the school.

What powder ring, man? Oh, you ain't got
nothing to do with it.

Just raise your voice to me and come up.
Man, you be more respectful. Say, yes,

Mr. Man.

So,

Antonio, tell us about your family.

Well, my mom's doing a bid, her third.

Oh, your mama bid the auction bid? Give
me $50, $25 on $30, $35 on $40, $45.

Your mama do that? Nah, nah, she's in
jail.

Shut up, Carl. Where's mama in jail?
Your mama in real prison.

I bet you Muddy a punker.

I haven't seen my dad since I was
little.

What? Well, you know, Will, you ain't
seen your daddy since you was little.

and Skintone here got something in
common.

He ain't seen his daddy in a long time
either. Come on, Mr. Brown, help me with

the dishes.

I don't want to.

Come on, Mr. Brown, help me with the
dishes. Cora, I said I don't want to.

Come on, help me with the dishes. What
am I going to help you do with the

dishes? Wash the dishes. Clean them.

Cur, I wish you was somebody else.

Like, somebody.

So, I, uh, I guess not knowing your dad
must have been tough.

I mean, yeah, but I roll with it.

Antonio is a DJ and a rapper.

Of course he is.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah, I love music. Like, rap is a way
for me to express myself, you know?

Why do all you kids want to be rappers?

Well... With plenty of money and women,
right?

I mean...

Yeah, but that's not why I want to do
it.

Okay, so enlighten me.

I want to do something different.

I got something for you. Hold on.

He got a gun!

He got a gun!

I want to put rhymes to stuff like this,
you know? Boy, you're a regular Little

Ratchy. That's Little Ratchy and Little
Richard mixed.

Where's your bathroom?

Well, I don't have one.

Bro.

Third door on the left.

You ain't about to ask you, man.

Come on, Master Pee -Pee.

And keep your hands in your pocket where
I can see.

Go on upstairs.

And pull up your pants.

I think Cora needs me in the kitchen.

So, what do you think?

Well, actually, he's not bad.

But you got to admit, Brianna, the
sagging pants and the big old chain and

that. Maybe he has baggy pants because
they're hand -me -downs. Did you ever

think about that?

Before I got here, you probably would
have thought I wasn't good enough

Okay. Good point.

I mean, he's talented.

He's smart.

He's a 3 .8. I have a 2 .0.

He can help me with my homework.

Well, maybe, just maybe,

I'd jump to judgment on this boy. Maybe.

But I am not going to apologize for
being concerned.

I'm glad you're concerned, Will.

Well, good.

Because I definitely can't say that I
approve of this young man just yet.

And I especially find it disrespectful
that he put his lips on my daughter.

But, you seem to like him, and since you
do, then

I will try to get to know him.

Otherwise, I'm going to have to kill
him.

Fair enough.

I'm just going to take all these sharp
objects away before he gets back.

Elliot, you do not get extra points for
coloring your

paper.

Hey, Ms. Simmons.

Hey, Tamika. So does your friend need
more advice?

It's really me I was talking about, not
my friend.

Oh, I didn't even know that.

The truth is...

My boyfriend is the one pressuring me to
have sex.

Well, first of all, no one can pressure
you into doing anything.

There are things you choose to do and
choose not to do.

I never thought about it that way.

We do love each other, though.

Well, if he really loves you, he'll
respect your decision.

And you have to be strong enough to do
what's best for you.

Yeah. All right.

Thanks, Miss. You're welcome.

Bye. All right. See you later.

See you later.

Okay, Cora, we can go through a long,
drawn -out process, which you've

me. Why don't we just skip on that?

So what do you suggest we do?

Well, how about I say that you mean the
world to

me, and I'm sorry.

And you say, okay, handsome Reggie.

I'll bake you a peach coffee.

Okay, handsome Reggie. Yeah.

I'll bake you a peach cup.

Ooh, extra peaches? Extra peaches.