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Can I vent?
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Vent, brother, vent!
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Have you ever been driving around and
you almost run out of gas looking for
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cheaper gas?
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Or have you ever talked to somebody
whose breath stays so bad that you just
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blink and just... Oh, man, that boy sure
is funny. He needs to
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be on Def Jam.
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And you need to stop eating jam.
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That's going too bad for me. I would
wait if I was you, Mr. Brown. Wait for
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This iced tea is going right through me.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute now.
Can I vent?
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Vent, brother.
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Vent. Why you got surfing up? It's not
like we can see. We can see you, man. We
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can see you.
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Okay, leave me alone. Why you going to
call me out on the mic? Stop. Leave me
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alone. Yeah, just like if somebody was
looking for you, they'd be like, what
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color you got on? They'd be like, all of
them.
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Okay, that was funny. Now just leave me
alone, because I'm just going to go to
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the bathroom. Stop.
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Yeah, look at you, Al. Look how tight it
is. Got you showing your belly button
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like a cup holder, just all out.
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Hey, where you get those clothes from?
Where you get those clothes from?
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I got these clothes from your mama.
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Yes, I got them out of a hamper, along
with a jockstrap and a muscle shirt. Now
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what?
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me, you should have left me alone. If
you leave me to sleep, I'll sleep. But
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done woke me up. What?
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So you got jokes.
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Well, that makes one of us.
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So you think you're funnier than me,
huh?
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Cora done had cramps funnier than you.
Cora, I'm sure.
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Hey,
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man.
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I take this comedy stuff serious.
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That's probably why you not funny.
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I got to go to the bathroom. I ain't
going to be sitting fooling with you. I
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to go. Well, why don't you come on up
here then if you think you're funny to
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You're going to see it's a lot easier to
be funny out there than up here. Well,
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why don't you do your next set from my
seat then?
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You want to see something funny? Pull
out a mirror.
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do that again, the smallest one in the
tribe is going to get sacrificed to the
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belt god.
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Come on, guys. Hurry.
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We need to get you to school early for
your testing, remember?
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Testing? What testing, babe?
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The school district is conducting IQ
tests. Remember I told you about that?
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yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do we have to take
an IQ test?
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Well, our IQ tests are to measure how
intelligent you are.
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Oh, or in your case, how stupid.
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When you least expect it, expect it.
What?
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Hey, you two, get in the car.
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Lunch. Oh, you two, a minute.
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But deep down in Thighhorn, they love
each other.
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Ow!
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And that love is growing deeper and
deeper every day.
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Later, baby. All right. Hey, Rihanna.
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Get the boy out the headlock.
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If that lug gets in the deeper,
somebody's going to get hurt.
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Y 'all not going to believe it? Y 'all
not going to believe it. What? What
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happened? It's something I've been
avoiding all my life, but I finally got
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Matching your clothes?
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Hey, hey, hey, don't be disrespected,
Cora.
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That's disrespectful, Mr. Brown.
Whatever, same thing. But anyway, I was
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trying to... Mr. Brown, I was...
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tastes like bubble gum.
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That's a new recipe.
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That's good.
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But anyway, I found my calling. I
finally found my calling. I was laying
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in my bed, and I looked at myself. I
said, Chef?
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My chef said, hmm?
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I said, what's your calling?
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My chef said, stand up.
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Just like that. Plain as day. Stand up.
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And when you stood up, what happened?
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Oh, that's my calling. Stand up.
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Oh, what's so funny?
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Mr. Brown, you want to be a comedian?
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Why not?
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Because you're not funny.
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Boy, what you talking about? All my
life, people been calling me funny.
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That's funny looking.
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It's still funny.
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You know, I called down to the comedy
club, and they invited me to participate
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in Amateur Week. Oh.
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Yes, the winner gets to host the whole
night by herself.
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Really? Yes, yes. Mr. Brown, that sounds
great.
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Yep. Sounds better than great.
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I'm so excited, I can't even eat.
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I can't eat. I ain't eating nothing.
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I'm tough. I don't feel like it.
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That's better than great.
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Because you act like you're not happy
for me.
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Why are you not excited?
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That boy do something to you. Reggie do
something to you.
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No. If he did, I'd bust a cap right up
in him.
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No, Mr. Brent. Gordon said the school
would cut him back on their budget. And
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they may have to let Reggie go.
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That's a shame. Now you got to dump him.
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No money? No, honey.
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Why?
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Why?
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So silly.
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Rihanna, it's not a big deal.
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It's easy for you to say.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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Why are your eyes red?
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Oh, allergies.
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Are you crying?
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No.
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Again?
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Well, you know you can't watch The Color
Purple by yourself.
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Joaquin's IQ is way above average.
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Really? Yeah.
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Well, that's great. I know.
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Where is he?
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Sasha, do you have any more books I can
read? These pictures are so distracting.
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I just like to focus on the text. You
know what I mean?
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For the last time, pictures in books are
good. Words are bad.
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Maybe in your average world, Dumbelina.
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Joaquin, that's enough.
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How would you feel if your little
brother's IQ was higher than yours?
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I'd be fine.
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And... I'd be proud of him.
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Well, good.
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Because his IQ is higher than yours,
too.
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What?
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It's higher than mine, too.
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Baby, the facilitators actually called
him a genius.
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That's genius.
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G -E -N -I -U -S.
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you got that brianna i'm a genius what's
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up amateur night the next comedian is
coming to
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this stage has never met a color that he
didn't like let's give it up for the
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funny man we simply know it's brown red
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I think you're going to kill.
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Thank you, Reggie. Thank you. Thank you.
Pray for me. Pray my strength.
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He's going to get killed.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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You know,
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I just flew in from Chicago, and my
arm's tired.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Boy, this is a tough crowd, ain't it?
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think he's doing so good how can you
hear over all this silence uh um anybody
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got any kids that's always good kids how
about anybody got any parents yes yes
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uh you know this kind of reminds me of
my favorite mama madia yeah she used to
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take her daughter cora she was underage
cora right there to a strip club when
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she was eight years old to take your
baby to work week
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Yeah, she'd take a kid, but my dear was
the only one that they would paint not
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to take off her clothes.
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Yeah, my dear was a great big old one.
Woo, she was great big.
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See, she couldn't have a regular pole
like the other women. She had to have a
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telephone pole.
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Greased ass.
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I mean, that's hilarious.
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Yeah, she would take Corrie to school.
They would say, uh, they'll go to
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Because Corrie would go to the strip
club. She was underage, and Madea was
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usually under arrest.
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Corrie turned out all right, though. At
least she got a job, yes.
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Because it's hard out here for a pimp
right now.
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Barbara got a job. She working. That's
when she met our no good boyfriend.
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He's a coach at the school.
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Boy, that team is sorry.
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They're sorry.
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They say, well, don't worry. We'll do
better next year.
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It's too bad.
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Mr. Brown, I admire your guts. How tight
his shirt is look like we can all
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admire his guts!
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I'm killing!
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My name is Mr. Brown, and I'll be here
all week. I'll see you!
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I want the gospel version, Bootsy. I
like gospel.
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Hey, Sasha.
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Hey, girl. Look at you, girl.
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What's up, Mom? I'm good. I'm good. Hey,
sorry we're late.
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Oh, no. You should have been here. Boy,
I...
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We can use some laughs about now.
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What's wrong?
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It's Joaquin.
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Ah, them Puerto Rican people came back
to get their child.
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No. A white family.
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No. The French people came to get him.
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How about Indonesia's people?
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No, Mr. Brown. No one came to claim
Joaquin. Oh, don't nobody want him.
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That's not what we mean. What we're
talking about is we found out that
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has the highest intelligent quotient in
the whole family.
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Wow, that sounds contagious.
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It ain't something I can get, is it?
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No, Mr. Brown, you have nothing to worry
about.
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It just means he's really smart.
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The problem is that ever since he found
out, he's been acting a little full of
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himself. Oh.
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Well, you ought to just give him some
prune juice. He'll be all right.
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I mean, God is smarter than me, but we
make that thing work.
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Is that how that works? Yes, yes.
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Oh, nephew, my set is about to start.
Come on, I'm about to shut it up in this
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place.
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I'm bringing to the stage for you to
dance a man that really needs no
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introduction, Leroy Brown.
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You have kids?
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You have daughters?
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One daughter?
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Oh, I bet you she look just like you.
That ain't nothing a little surgery
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cure. Okay,
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how many of y 'all got kids that are
smarter than you?
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Yeah, well, I can look at you and tell.
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You know, my nephew and his wife, they
kids smarter than him.
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They got this little Puerto Rican boy.
He's smart.
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You know, that wouldn't be so bad,
except my nephew is a doctor.
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killed the man on the operating table
that was my nephew raise your hand
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so they can see he got his
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own practice it's called male practice
the
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man laid on the operating table and woke
up dead just like that
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i'm killing nephew just like you get it
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Uncle Brown, you just shouldn't have
done that. That's all. That was wrong,
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Mr. Brown, you can't go around spreading
people's personal business.
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Well, obviously I can. Some of them just
don't like it.
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Look, I said I was sorry. I'm just glad
they could fit my salary in the budget
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so I could keep my job.
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Cobra, help your daddy. These heathens
done turned on me.
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What? Oh, you used them in your set,
too?
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Yeah.
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Et tu, Cobra?
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Et tu?
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I learned that from Wacom.
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You know he's smarter than everybody in
here.
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Mr. Brown, what happens in this house
should stay in this house. Right.
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This ain't Vegas. You shouldn't even be
in this house. Get out of my face.
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Could you promise not to use us in your
act anymore?
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Okay, I promise not to use you in my act
anymore.
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Not just her.
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Any of us. I'm going to not use y 'all.
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Are you telling the truth?
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routine away from winning this whole
thing and who knows they might give me
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own sitcom
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ain't nobody
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giving you no sitcom you know what when
they do you ain't gonna be in it y 'all
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not gonna be in it and you sure not
gonna be in it like the good book says
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turn the other cheek and y 'all can
watch it go away watch watch the cheek
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He needs a taste of his own medicine.
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I
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don't
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know why you're struggling.
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You're going to get a C anyway.
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How do you know I'm going to get a C?
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Because you're average.
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And average people get Cs.
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You think you're so smart, don't you?
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I know.
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And I have documents to prove it.
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Hey.
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What are you two talking about?
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Joaquin is bragging about how smart he
is and how he thinks he's better than
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everybody else.
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Really? If we were a video game, I'd be
the high score.
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And you'd still be trying to turn it on.
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So you think that you're better than
your sister.
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The numbers don't lie.
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So the next time someone at school picks
on you, you're just going to smart your
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way through it instead of asking your
sister for help.
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I'm not saying that.
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But you are too smart to need help.
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Huh?
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So what are you going to cook for us for
breakfast tomorrow?
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You know I can't cook.
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Oh, you can't?
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Well, that's funny because your big
sister can.
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Not for him.
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Joaquin, do you understand the point I'm
trying to make?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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When Brianna grows up, she's either
going to be a gladiator or a cook.
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Ow! Ow!
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So even with that high IQ of yours, you
still felt the same pain?
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Okay, well, I'm also guessing that if
you got a cut, you would also bleed the
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same red.
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I don't know.
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Let's see.
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Sweetheart, the point I'm trying to
make...
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Is that even though you scored really
high on a test, it doesn't make you
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than anyone else.
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And a really smart person uses their
gift to help others, not put them down.
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I'm sorry.
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You don't have to tell that to me.
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Tell that to your sister.
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I'm sorry, Brianna.
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It's okay, Joaquin.
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Can you help me with my homework?
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Sure.
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Can you just do it for me?
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Then you'll get an A.
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And your teachers will never believe
that.
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But what's up with the megachurches?
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I'm telling you, they're just too big.
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I went up to the pastor the other day. I
said, Pastor, how I get to heaven?
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He gonna look at me and say, go down to
the aisle eight and make a right and
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heaven will be on your left.
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You better hope heaven don't have a
dress code.
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You better hope I don't figure out who
said that. Who said it?
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