All language subtitles for meet_the_browns_s03e42_the_job_offer

Oh, okay, okay, here they come, here
they come.

You know what to do, right?

You know what's going to cop you, right?

Oh, uh,

here.

Ooh, a dollar.

Now I can get the nothing I've always
wanted.

Oh, now I can get two.

Hey, guys. Hey, kids.

Oh, I don't know, Joaquin.

Maybe we could give this stuff to the
Salvation Army.

But I know how much you love this stuff.

But alas, there are people who are in
more need than me.

Oh, that was amazing.

Now what's going on?

Just going through some old things that
I can't wear anymore.

And, uh, what's wrong with these things?

Uh, well, this blouse is worn.

Honey, that blouse is fine. Why would
you say it's worn?

Because she wore it yesterday. Do you
really expect her to wear it again this

month?

Too much?

Yeah.

Face it, guys, I need to... Or you could
just wear these.

They still have the tags.

I know, but vintage clothes are in style
now.

Okay, wait. You want to get rid of new
clothes and go buy old clothes?

No.

Not old clothes.

Vintage.

Yeah, well, you know what, Bree?

You, my dear, are old enough to make
these decisions yourself.

Get what you want.

What have you done with our parents?

I love you guys so much. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh, wait, no. I need some money.

No, my dear. You need a job.

See, when I was your age, I cut grass. I
delivered newspapers.

I fixed carburetors.

Yeah, but you had poor parents.

He didn't even know whose dad was.

Really?

Too much?

Yeah. Listen, my mom busted her butt to
make sure that I had a good education.

All right.

I figured you'd go all ditch -digger
daughter on me, which is why I put in

applications for a part -time job.

That's great, Marie. Yeah, that's good.
Way to be proactive.

Good girl. Yeah, I'll start as soon as
somebody hires me.

But until then... Good luck with that.

That worked out well.

What do you mean? I didn't get the
money.

But now you need to get a job. And I got
paid to watch your dreams get

shattered.

Whatever. My dreams are not shattered.

Nobody's going to hire me.

Why not?

You have blue collar written all over
you.

Which is why I can't get a job.

If I start working now, they'll expect
me to keep it up.

So I lied on every application and made
it seem like I was a total moron.

I thought you said you lied.

Hello?

Yes, it's a she.

No way.

Welcome to the Charmin Chicken.

Come on,

Mr. Brown, you're going to make us late.

Okay, Curry, have you seen my green
stamp book?

Green stamp?

They right next to your lava lamp and
your 8 -track tapes.

Cora, that ain't funny. Ain't nobody
saying nothing about the rubber sheets

got on your bed upstairs.

Ain't nobody got no rubber sheets.
Licky.

Who is this?

Hey, Cora.

Hi, Mr.

Perthelene Marie Jones.

Oh, how do you know my name? Sometimes I
read things.

Palm leaves?

Cards? No mail.

Cora Jean Simmons. Found this in the
mailbox.

Oh, my mail?

No, honey, yours.

No, I just decided to bring it to you.
It's a neighborly thing to do. Oh,

really? OK, Carver, I'm ready to go. Mr.

Brown, do you know what this is?

Yes! I like your music, James Brown.

No, that's not him. No, this is her.

Oh, it got the same her.

Well, you don't know her, him, them? No,
I don't know. Well, if you don't know

them, they need to be leaving. You
funny.

What's your name?

Leroy S. Brown.

And the S is for Stranger Danger!

Get away!

Stranger Danger! Get away! Stop it, Mr.
Brown. She's just being friendly.

Uh, Carver, we can be friendly later. We
need to get going to the hair show.

What you doing going to a hair show? Uh,
what you doing not going to a hair

show? What the what?

Miss, uh, Miss Perthelene. Yes, Miss
Perthelene. Uh, what can we do for you?

nothing. I was just walking through the
neighborhood, just meeting people.

Well, we would love to stay and talk,
but we don't want to. We really don't

time right now. That's why we don't have
time right now. Cora, I guess that's

the nice way to say it. Well, maybe you
could come back, you know, some other

time. When we're not at home. When you
see no lights and no action, you can

by. Well, it was nice to meet nice
people. Yes.

And you.

Oh, and you.

Hi, guys. Okay, so you said you wanted a
six -piece with an extra large fry, two

apple pies, and an order of onion rings,
right?

Okay. One heart attack to go.

And a diet sweet tea.

Hi. Welcome to the Charmin Chicken. May
I help you? Excuse me.

Can I see you for a minute, please?

Yes. Page 329 of the Charmin Chicken
handbook clearly states the greeting

be delivered like so.

Welcome to Charmin Chicken.

Cook a wok!

I'm not doing that.

We both know you lied on your
application.

How do you know?

Your references are Oprah, P. Diddy, and
Dora the Explorer.

You don't know who I know.

You need to take this job seriously,
okay? You should be lucky you're the

applicant.

Look, this is the first day of the rest
of your life that's going to bring so

much joy to so many people in your life.
It's chicken!

How hard can it be?

Hey,

okay, so here's your two chili vanillas
with tofu.

A side of Kevin Bacon and three red hot
chili peppers.

Here you go, darling. Three dog nights
and a dairy Manilow.

I threw in a few Tina turnips.

Hey, I thought you weren't supposed to
give away food.

What Randolph don't know won't hurt him,
but it will help my tips.

You got time to lean, you got time to
clean.

What's his story?

Oh, his folks bought the place and made
him manager, just so they could keep him

out of their hair.

Well, what does he do on his off time?

Honey, he's off today.

What about you?

You ain't old enough to have an Eat You
Hollywood story.

My folks are forcing me to work just so
I can buy my own stuff.

They want you to be responsible.

Those bastards.

Tell me.

Well, cheer up. At least you got folks
who care.

I got two boys.

One is almost your age.

I ain't seen either of them in a few
years.

It must be hard.

You get used to it after a while.

They live in Texas with their dad.

I just don't have the money to go see
him.

But hell, that ain't your problem.

Ladies, you can stand in the
unemployment line.

We better get back to work.

Yeah, before the warden blows his top.

So, uh, did you want the fat or the
skinny Elvis?

Oh, one second.

Hey, Simone, what's up?

No, girl, I hate it.

No, I can't quit now. I'll look like a
failure.

I just have to do the mature thing
and... get fired.

Well,

you enjoying your lunch? Mm -hmm.

What'd I tell you about eating my
leftovers?

What are you doing? Uncle Brown just ate
some leftovers?

Oh, my bad. Just go ahead and eat your
stuff.

So that should make you a nice lunch,
huh?

Mm -mm.

Your friend did.

My friend? What friend?

I know what you're going to say.

Oh, Lord, we've been stalked by the
ghost of Miss Kizzy.

No.

Well, what, you lose your map to the
Underground Railroad?

Mr. Brown.

Well, Kurt, I can go all day. Where do
you keep popping up from? Mr. and Mrs.

Carter, can I talk to you for a minute?

Got this Mr.

Rogers sweat on.

Will you be mine?

Is everything all right, baby girl?

Yes, I think so.

But why are you back here again?

Well, you said I could come by any time,
unless you didn't mean it.

Yes, I did. I did mean it.

Why did you tell him that we were
friends, Ms. Bertolini?

Because we are friends.

Don't you think we're friends, Carl?

Well, yeah,

I think so. You know what?

I'll be right back. Just stay right
here.

Mr. Brown.

Cora, ask your stalker what we're going
to have for dessert.

She's not a stalker, Mr. Brown.

But she is making me a little nervous,
though.

It's like she just keeps popping up,
appearing from nowhere. I know, Jeff.

up. She's like... Mr.

Brown, and there's no telling what she
put in this food y 'all eating.

Her feet.

What's Mrs. Jones doing here?

Oh, are those outstanding?

No, no, no. My sister.

You got to get your own.

Sasha, you know her?

She comes to the hospital to talk to the
patient.

Rich, she lost her husband last year.
High blood pressure.

I better go talk to her.

Okay. Ooh, and I better get going, too.

Bye. Oh, baby, where you going?

Nowhere. All right, you better not be
going on down there to the chicken place

to spy on Brianna.

Me?

No.

You a lie.

She's gone.

Oh, Corrin, I hope not in my living
room, Corrin. No, she left.

Oh, I thought you meant like up a room
left.

Like... Oh, my God.

Hurry up. Wait a minute. Let me get me a
cornbread. It might be a while.

I can't believe the driver just kept
going like that.

Man, I've never seen anything like that.

I know she was old, but I thought she
was more sturdy than this.

I'm going to miss you, Mel B.

Who names their mailbox?

People with their own.

I don't know what I was thinking.

All she wanted was a little company.

I mean, if something happens to her, I
don't know what I'll do.

Don't beat yourself up, Carl.

I'm sure she's just gone home.

What if she doesn't go home, Will?

If she's missing, then maybe her family
will just put out a Maddie alert.

Maddie alert?

Her name is Pertheline.

How are they going to find out about it
if they don't even know her first name?

Are y 'all confused?

A Maddie alert is like an Amber alert.

It's an emergency alert for, you know, a
missing, disabled, or elderly person.

Well, why don't they just say alert?

Something like that.

Y 'all worry about nothing. Everything's
going to be all right. I'm telling y

'all.

An unidentified elderly woman was found
unconscious in a wooded area of West

Atlanta. Authorities are trying to
locate her family now.

Well, maybe everything ain't gonna be
all right.

This customer wanted the low -calorie
lunch.

Did he?

There you go. Half the calories.

You're good.

Are you responsible for putting sugar on
the fries?

Yeah.

It was me.

Dang, sugar and salt look so much alike.

I'll get messy.

Turns out the customers actually love
them. Great job.

You know, you actually have a future
here at Charmin' Chicken. Good stuff.

Hey.

Welcome to Charmin' Chicken. Cluck,
cluck.

Paige, here we come.

Honey, look at you in your uniform. You
look so cute. Oh, Sasha.

Don't tell anyone we're related.

And by the way, your cluck stinks.

What are you guys doing here?

We just came by for a little dessert.

What do you recommend?

Anywhere but here.

Wow, so that's the thanks we get for
supporting you?

Thanks. I feel the love.

Get out.

Oh, who is a handsome family? Oh, hi,
we're Brianna's family.

I'm Sasha, and he's enjoying every
minute of this.

Oh, this is so embarrassing.

Bree, why don't you let me get your
little brother a free Dairy Manalo? They

my favorite.

Here. Thanks.

You're welcome. Get out.

Looks like you're doing a great job.

He sure is.

Aw. Honey, we are so proud of you.

You are? Yes, we are.

Even Joaquin?

Don't hold your breath waiting on that
one.

Look, it's nice to see you take on some
responsibility.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, you're
embarrassing me. Get out.

Wait, you're wearing a beak, but we're
embarrassing you?

Get out.

You two, we need to talk.

Now.

All right, yeah.

Uncle Brian, how can you eat at a time
like this? Like this?

If something happens to Miss Pertheline,
I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

It's not your fault, Cora.

I basically threw her outside.

I mean, I should have asked more
questions.

Cora, maybe I should have been nicer to
her.

Yeah. Well, I didn't know her.

What do you want me to do?

Oh, there's another news report here.
Turn that up, huh? Mm -hmm.

Atlanta authorities have identified the
elderly woman found near I -85.

Her name is... What?

We can't hear if you're quenching.

What'd you say her name was?

I repeat, her name is... What'd you

say her name was?

They said Rosie Johnson.

Oh, Miss Perthelene. Oh, I'm so glad
you're saved.

Oh, my.

Well, that's a pretty big hug for
somebody who's getting on your nerves. I

said that.

Girl, I am an old woman, and I know when
I'm getting on somebody's nerves.

Okay, if you knew that, why you come
running back over here?

Mr. Brown. Well, she did, right? I went
home to get the tuna casserole.

Shut up. Oh, is that what you put stuff
under the crumb of this girl? I'm going

to sit right here. You go ahead and come
up missing again.

Let me tell you what the truth is.

I just wanted to cook for somebody.

I'm not ashamed to say that I get
lonely.

A mother never expects to outlive her
children, her husband, her

dog.

And the cat just died.

That's where that Harry is.

I'm sorry. I didn't want it to seem like
I didn't have time. Child, you've got a

family to take care of, and them two
right there, they sure can't eat.

You're right.

Well, Ms. Perthelene, we'd love for you
to come by and continue to bless us with

your cooking.

Uh, first of all, you can't get nobody
permission to do nothing up in my house.

In my house. Over here.

All right, well, you know what? I'm
going to tell Sasha that we found Ms.

Perthelene. You ain't found her. She
just zapped her.

Miss Perthelaine, just stop by any time.

Are you saying that you want to be
friends with this lonely old lady?

No.

I'm just saying we're family.

Oh, we're doing it like that?

Okay, fam.

Let me buy $50.

Well, you can give me $50. You done
killed everybody.

You killed the kids, killed the dog,
killed the cat, too, because you're

everybody up in here.

Who gave away that dairy manor to that
poor family?

Poor? That was my family.

That explains a lot.

Be that as it may, one of you stole from
the big chicken.

That would not be tolerated.

Nobody stole anything.

Well, I saw a little boy walk out here
and say, and I quote, thanks for the

ice cream.

Free!

I want to know which one of you did it.

Would you lighten up?

Oh, I don't lighten up. I'm going to
lighten up by losing one of my

Connie. We've had this discussion
before.

Huh? This is your third strike.

So you know what that means, right?

Let's go!

No, you're out.

Okay, look.

I did it.

What?

Honey, don't try to cover for me.

You tried to warn me, remember?

It's just my time to face the music.

So it was you.

I knew you wouldn't last.

Go take care of our paying customers.

Go while you still have a job.

Now.

I guess I'll get my thing.

Surprised me, Brianna.

Why? I said I did it.

I had you picked wrong. I thought you
were the selfish type, and you turned

around and did the exact opposite.

What are you talking about?

I know Connie was the one who gave away
the free ice cream.

How do you know?

I didn't. You just told me.

So what do you have to say for yourself,
huh?

Nothing.

That's it.

Just like that. You're going to give up
just like that.

I don't have time for this.

What do you have time for? What, hanging
out with your friends?

Avoiding hard work?

I guarantee if you keep that up, you'll
have a future of even harder work and

lower wages.

How could they be lower?

Wait, I thought you didn't like me.

I don't even know you.

Is that what you think, that if
someone's hard on you, it's because they

like you?

Uh, yeah.

No, I'm hard on you because I see the
potential in you.

The fact is, you don't even see it in
yourself.

So, what are you going to do?

Are you going to quit?

Or are you going to hang in there and
tough it out?

It's my girl.

I'm still not doing this.

Page 256 of the Chicken Bible says, Thou
shalt not covet thy neighbor's chicken.

Uh, Bree. Okay, I know. He's way
different than that. Okay, how's this?

Chicken is the root of all happiness.

Now,

He's right behind me, isn't he?

I'll cook out.