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What? Come on, come on.
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His head ain't turning. Turn your head.
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It's late.
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What are you doing?
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Come here. Come here, Harvey. Come here,
Harvey.
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What is it?
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What that look like?
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Dementia. Oh, Harvey, don't this look
like the swan that the waiter made at
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fancy restaurant? Look.
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Wait a minute. Did you eat my leftovers?
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No. What? Yes, but that ain't the point.
What does this look like, Cora? I'm
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telling you. Mr. Brown, that was my
gouda souffle.
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Well, it was gouda to me, Cora. That was
some gouda stuff.
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That's not funny, Mr. Brown. That's
because you're hungry right now.
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I had my mouth all fixed to eat that.
Cora, you have your mouth fixed to eat a
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whole bunch of stuff, but what does this
look like?
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I'm saying, why don't you just try to
calm down?
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Well, how do you want me to calm down?
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My wallet's gone, and it's all your
fault.
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So now it's my fault? No.
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It was your fault from the start.
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What? Are you kidding me? How are you
going to say it was my fault from the
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start? Because it is. Now
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that
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we're all quiet, what this look like?
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Dementia. No.
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This is dementia.
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Give me that.
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What are you two fussing about?
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Somebody stole Sasha's wallet.
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Oh, Lord.
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Did you call the police?
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Yes, and I checked every corner in the
club and crack.
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Hey, did y 'all check Klepto, the clown
right here? Hey, Klepto.
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What? I would never go through Sasha's
purse.
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Outside of work.
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Did she steal the Rin Tin Tin phone? Did
she steal it? Mr. Brown, stop it. Yeah,
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I don't think she would have stolen the
wallet.
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Would you?
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No. Why does everybody keep asking me
that? Why am I the one?
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Tell me exactly what happened.
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You want the truth?
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Of course, Will, the truth.
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Then let me tell it.
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Yeah, so we can take a bite out of
crime.
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Well, it all started with Will not
paying attention to me.
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I swear, if I get mistaken for Beyonce
once...
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Come in.
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Oh, the game is on.
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Sasha, you dance so good.
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Oh, you're fierce.
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Go, Sasha.
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Go, Sasha.
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Go, Sasha.
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Hey, Will.
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You want to borrow my GPS?
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What for?
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Let's, um, let's go over here. There's
more room.
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Oh, right here. Perfect.
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Oh, perfect.
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Oh, baby.
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When we're dancing cheek to cheek and
you're whispering softly in my ear.
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Booyah! That's what I'm talking about.
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Because it's not manly.
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And neither is crying every time you
watch Soul Food.
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That's different.
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Mama was gone.
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See that?
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We'll do something strange for some
change.
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Strange for some change.
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Mr. Brown.
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Sounds like somebody must have taken the
wallet when we were dumped. I mean,
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dropped the purse.
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I didn't drop the purse.
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Hey, guys.
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How was the movie?
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It was really good, especially that part
at the end where all the campers get
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killed. Really?
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What was it called? A Walk to Remember.
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What's going on?
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Somebody stole.
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fascia's wallet your wallet was stolen
at club onyx tonight did anybody see it
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the guy who took it or the girl you
can't assume it's just a guy first of
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don't steal knockoffs second of all what
had happened was wait wait no hold on
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hold on hold on can i speak all right
can i speak can i tell you what really
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happened hey y 'all y 'all sit down
listen this is how it went down
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We got the club.
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We got the club.
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We got the club, y 'all.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse you.
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What are you doing?
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Sweetheart, how much did you have to
drink at dinner?
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I had a Shirley Temple, Will.
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And it was strong.
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Shirley Temple's don't have any alcohol
in it. Well, then maybe it was the
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whore.
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Excuse me. Excuse me. This isn't a strip
club.
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Old man's going to make it rain.
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Ow!
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What's going on?
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Hey, Will.
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You want to watch the game, baby?
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Now, why would I watch the game when I'm
with the sexiest woman in the club?
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Barkeep.
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I'll have a vodka martini on the rocks.
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And hey, I don't have another slice of
that rum cake.
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Cash in the purse, homie.
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I want us to spend a little us time.
Just me and you.
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You want to dance?
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Yeah, baby.
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So that's how it went down.
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That's what really happened.
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I can't believe with all those people at
the club, nobody saw anything.
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What kind of Jew joint y 'all tipping
in?
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Does anybody else want a soda? I'm okay.
I'm good. I'm good.
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No, you're not.
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You're good. This isn't good.
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You're going to get caught.
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They didn't see us. I mean, how do you
know they're not setting us up? Why
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they? My mom sets me up all the time.
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She's probably playing this. She's
probably playing this.
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Show yourself together.
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Am I blue?
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Well, listen to me, Jamal.
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We were not there.
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But we were there. We were there.
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But we did see who took it.
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Okay, look.
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Maybe we did.
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But maybe someone else did. And they'll
come forward. I don't know, Brianna. I
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don't know.
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I mean, that's your mom.
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You have to say something.
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Okay, you know what? I'm going to go
tell my mom. And then she'll tell your
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How do we know?
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She doesn't already know.
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Okay.
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You know what, Jamal? Can we just agree
to stick to one story?
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Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What movie did we see again?
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I want to remember.
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Actually, you know what? I'm not
surprised that you got your stuff
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You two are easy targets.
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Not one street smart in them.
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Might you have a 1949 Cheval Blanc?
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Oh, excuse me. Are those glasses clean?
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Uh, I'm sure whatever he's pouring in
them will kill anything.
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Barkeep, might you have change for a
hundred? I'm a doctor,
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and I only carry small bills.
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Maybe we should stuff these large bills
into your designer bag, darling.
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Oh, Willie, I sure hope all this cash
fits in my designer bag.
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You know, maybe I should put it in my
designer wallet in my designer bag.
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Okay, you know what? You guys need to be
careful. There are a lot of people that
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are looking to take advantage of people
with money.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Ooh, there's an old man with money.
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Honey, is that my jam?
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That's smooth jazz.
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Smooth jazz.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my.
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Music in my head. Oh, this is so hot.
Oh, my goodness.
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Excuse me, total strangers. Could you
please watch my designer
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bag filled with cash?
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You know, party like a smooth jazz
party, because a smooth jazz party don't
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stop.
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Okay, now who leaves their purse with a
total stranger?
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Well, you interrupted my story.
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Don't you mean you're lying, Renee?
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I just call it like I see it.
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Okay, if your story is so accurate, then
why don't you say anything about my
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dancing? Because they done suffered
enough.
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hope someone stepped forward.
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It's no use.
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Okay, I've lost everything. My driver's
license, my credit card, all my family
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photos.
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I have something to say. I saw who took
the wallet.
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I was gonna say Sasha should cancel her
credit card.
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Oh. Wait, what do you mean you saw who
took the wallet?
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You know, I'm gonna go now.
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Sit. Watch him rin -tin -tin fall.
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Okay.
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Well, um, the truth is...
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and since we missed choir practice,
let's go out and see a nice, wholesome,
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-rated movie.
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That sounds cool.
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Shall we? We shall.
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And that's what happened.
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I am so disappointed in you.
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Even I lie better than that. I expected
so much more from you.
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That's your curfew, young lady.
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Tom! I'm sorry.
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I'm working on the plea bargain.
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Have mercy. Have mercy.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Hey. Hey, Will.
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Too much? Uh, yeah.
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It's the best.
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Oh,
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baby. Right.
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Yeah, we caught the guy in the parking
lot. Oh, so how'd you get it back?
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Uh, in between screens. Huh?
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So, Brianna, you do know what this
means, don't you?
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Yes, I do.
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It was a blessing that we were there so
we could tell you who did it.
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And that ain't nothing but God.
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Hey,
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hey.
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God didn't have nothing to do with that.
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You better hope he has mercy on you
because you're grounded.
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I know, for a month.
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Try three.
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You know what's better yet?
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Six months.
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It takes a village.
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And we called your mom, too, Jamal.
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You called my mama? That's right.
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At work?
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Mama!
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Take me with you.
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Upstairs. Tell you what, I'm going to
just whoop her.
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These kids today.
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That's right. Y 'all know Corbin tried
to use my dear's ID one time.
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Put me in it.
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Yeah, but my dear Gautier gave her away.
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Everybody know Cora just got a little
mustache.
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You know you got a mustache, Cora.
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Hey, I think there's $20 missing.
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Well, you know, I don't work for free,
and the Lord giveth and he taketh away,
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and blessed is to give than to take and
to receive. You know what I'm saying.
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Told you we'd find it. I know.
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I apologize.
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For what?
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Because you were trying to blame it on
me, but it was your fault. It was your
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fault. No, it wasn't my fault.
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It was not my fault. If you had been
sitting there, it would have never
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happened. No, no, no. I was, no. Hold
on. You weren't paying attention to me.
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Hey, wait.
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You know me.
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Okay, Carmen. On the count of three,
we're going to reveal our masterpiece.
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Okay.
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All right. You ready?
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I'm ready.
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All right. I call this one the circle of
life.
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Boom. Look at that thing there. What you
got?
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elephant that's an armadillo it's an
elephant and an armadillo it's a
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okay let's play rock paper scissors rock
paper scissors
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