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Right, right. Like you accidentally
slept with her sister.
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What are you watching, Sasha?
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A grown -up show.
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Here you go.
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Oh, I already saw it. I knew he wasn't
the mother.
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Okay.
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Ta -da!
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I just finished ironing your Adventure
Scouts uniform.
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Thanks, Sasha.
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Am I supposed to wear this or fly it?
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I don't do that.
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I'm guessing too much starch.
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Okay, smarty pants, I'll fix it.
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Or I could just not go.
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Uncle Brian, you're crazy.
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I'm telling you, Mr. Freddy was the best
dressed man on TV.
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He was not.
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Okay, who was?
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Everybody else.
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You don't know nothing about dressing
anyway. You still think everything
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match. Yeah.
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No.
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How you doing, man?
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What's up?
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Hey, baby doll. Hey.
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You ready to go on your camping trip?
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I may have to miss it. Why?
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Because I'm not going to be there.
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I thought you liked being an adventure
scout.
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I love being a scout.
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It's the adventure part I can do
without. You know, I'm a city kid.
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Yep, I bet you the closest you ever come
to camping was them three nights y 'all
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slept in your mama's car, wasn't it?
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Mmm, hot dogs grilled over an open
lighter.
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I'm not going.
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Oh, come on, honey. It can't be that
bad.
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But bad things happen to people in the
woods. And I don't want to come face to
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face with Jason.
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Oh, no, no. Well, Paul, it ain't that
bad. I'm telling you, I used to take
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camping all the time. And it was great.
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Really? Yes. Well, except for that time
the wolves tried to drag him off. But we
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got him back.
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That's because you tried to store the
meat in my sleeping bag.
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You live and you learn.
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Yeah. I always learned what not to do
when I was two.
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Look, I'll teach you how to camp.
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Well, come, let me tell you something.
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You got great ancestry in your blood
now.
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Yes, my great -great -aunt on my
cousin's daddy's side was part Indian.
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Yes, I'm slightly Indian.
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Her name was one who cooks with grease,
and her husband was called Chief Running
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Man.
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Every summer, they would take me
camping, along with their friends, the
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people. The village people?
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The point is, they taught me everything
I need to know about camping and how to
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spell Y -M -C -A.
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Yes, what I'm going to do is I'm going
to teach you how to camp brown style.
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Or we could just buy you a book on
camping.
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Books are worthless. No, no.
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Well, that is Brianna's motto.
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How about we do a trial run in the
backyard?
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Okay, good. I'll bring snacks.
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No, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. You're not
supposed to bring snacks on a camping
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trip. All right? We're supposed to live
off the land, eat fish from the stream.
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Okay, I got a quick question.
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When's the last time you seen a stream
anywhere near our garage?
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Huh? Okay, well, hey, we can roast some
squirrel.
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Or we can die of starvation. Or even
worse.
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A fervation. Why you get a dumb idea we
gonna do it out in the back?
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Fervation? Yes, fervation. That's not
even a word. What's fervation?
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It's when your throat dries.
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Hey,
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Simone. I'm thinking about getting
braces. What do you think?
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Why? Your legs are fine. I mean, you're
a little pigeon -toed, but... Simone, I
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meant on my teeth.
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What do you want in your smoothie?
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A T -bone steak.
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Baby's got me starving.
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Speaking of babies, you know your Mommy
and Me class is at 8 tonight, not 1240.
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Yeah, you know that big hand, little
hand thing always confuses me.
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I'm sure you're there.
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All they do is serve these really
fattening cookies. I swear, the girls in
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get bigger and bigger every time I see
them.
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Oh, my God!
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It's clam chowder.
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You're still going with me, right?
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Of course.
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That's what friends are for.
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Hey!
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What's up, my man?
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Come on, have a seat, have a seat, have
a seat.
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Look at this. It's exciting.
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The keys to an enjoyable camping trip is
having all the right equipment.
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Okay? Check it out. Look over here.
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We got our fishing poles so we can catch
fish, right?
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We got a little bug jar right here, so
we can catch bugs.
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And, uh, we got sleeping bags, so we can
catch disease.
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I'd rather have a phone to catch a cab.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Joaquin,
come on, come on, come on, come on, come
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on. This is gonna be fun.
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As long as you remember, safety first,
and keep your bag as light as possible.
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doing. I'm trying to teach Wacom how to
count. That's right.
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I'll teach you what to do, and he'll
teach you what not to do.
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What's in the backpack?
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Oh, this is everything you'll need for
home.
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This is camping gear. Yes, that's what
we call it.
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It looks heavy.
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No, this is not heavy.
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That's deceiving to your eyes. This is
light as a feather. See if I take
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Wait a minute.
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Wait, nephew.
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I'm following...
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Colonel, I'm stuck on the shelf.
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Stop. Grab me. I got you. Get my arm.
You can't pull me by my leg. My arm.
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All right.
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Wait,
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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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I'm good.
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Okay.
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I'm good. I'm good.
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Where in the world did you get all this
stuff from?
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Oh, this old...
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My father accumulated from years and
years of camping, yes.
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Why is the price tag still on it?
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Stay in the child's place. Back up. Back
20 feet. Give me 50 feet. Back up.
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There we go.
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Now look, all we're going to need,
Joaquin, is this handy little camping
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You don't need no camping, man. Let me
tell you what it is. Hey, I took this
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camping one time. He got stung in the
face by a bee. And he ran around like
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this. I need to go to the hospital.
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I need to go to the hospital.
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Uncle Brian, that's not funny. I'm
allergic to bees.
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Well, I'm allergic to a bunch of
excuses.
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So what? Your tongue was swollen. You
couldn't breathe.
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Excuses? Excuses. Oh.
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You know, Joaquin, here.
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Help me with the tenner. You going to
help Uncle Brian? We're going to get our
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living quarters together.
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No, I'm going to build my own. own
living quarters. Well, fine. Get your
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living quarters then. I am. All right.
Well, last one done is a rotten egg.
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I'm not going to sit here and play these
childish games and competition with
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you. I'm not going to do it. You need
this to get going?
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Yeah, yeah. Put that in right there.
Here it is right there. Go get it. All
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right. Go.
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Come on. Come on.
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Wow.
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You look nice, Brianna.
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Thank you.
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Woo -hoo.
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Don't get too excited.
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Honey, what's wrong?
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The most popular girl in school invited
me to a party and she's on her way to
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pick me up right now.
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The nerve of some people.
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Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Weren't you
supposed to hang out with Simone
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I was.
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I didn't want to hold her hand tonight.
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I want to party. I didn't get pregnant.
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Okay, Brianna. Have a seat, honey.
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Let's have a moment.
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Um.
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You know, I don't exactly agree with
Simone being pregnant.
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But you have to remember that she is
your friend.
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I know, but why do I have to suffer?
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Well, that's all in how you look at it.
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I don't think that being there for your
friend is suffering at all.
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Think about it.
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That must be Jocelyn.
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Looks like you thought about it.
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Simone! Hey, Mrs.
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Still grown.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey, Brianna.
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Hey. You sure are dressed really nice
for watching Joaquin.
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Wait a minute.
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What? Is that my dress?
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Yes. It's your dress.
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You look so cute in it. Thank you. So
cute.
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So.
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supposed to be in class well i thought
i'd come over and help my bff babysit
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where's lover boy anyway
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aren't
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you gonna get that take what omg am i
hearing bells again
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ready for the party bruchetta
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What is she doing here?
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Who?
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Um, babysitting?
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having cancer and i was like okay i
really need you to wash my cheerleading
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uniform you know some people are just so
selfish i mean am i wrong that's what i
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said anyway see you in school tomorrow
my new bss
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something like that what go to a party
you lied to me and you chose to hang out
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with jocelyn and her clones instead of
me that's not true how can you say it's
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not true you went without me they didn't
think you would look right if you were
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there okay why am i not good enough
because i'm pregnant
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not even like that yes it is i thought
we were better than that We are better
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than that. You can save it, Brianna.
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I see how it is.
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You don't know how it is?
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Do you really think my life is supposed
to stop just because you got pregnant?
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You're not my only friend, Simone.
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Well, how about I make it easier for
you? From now on, I'm not your friend at
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all.
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Sleeping bag down.
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Got our favorite pillows.
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Our tent is looking good.
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Man, this is home sweet home.
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This is so cool.
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Yeah, I know.
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Uncle Brian, a teepee, really?
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Yeah, a teepee, really. This is how the
Native Americans communed with the
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natures.
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Well, come on. Do what I do. Watch.
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which way the wind is blowing?
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No, this is telling us that our fingers
are wet.
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That's camping humor.
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That's not even funny.
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It is. No, it's not. Oh, you're just
jealous.
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Look, where's the food?
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Here it is.
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Look at that. Beans and freeze -dried
eggs.
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So where's the can opener, Joaquin?
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Uh, I didn't bring it.
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He forgot it.
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You forgot it.
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Okay, Joaquin, the camping manual
specifically listed can opener is one of
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things we were supposed to bring,
remember?
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Don't even worry about it, okay? Because
I got an extra one.
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We don't need no camping manual. Look,
early men didn't use no camping manual,
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and they sure didn't have no can opener.
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What you got to do is you got to learn
to live off the land.
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Got to learn to fish and hunt. Now, back
up. I'm going to show you all how to
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fish. See, you got to be able to throw
that out there good and strong, Waco.
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Get it out there so you can catch fish.
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There it comes.
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Oh, there it comes, Waco.
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Yes, come on in here. Look at it, Waco.
It's a big one.
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Look at this, Waco.
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Dinner is served.
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What type of fish are these?
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Bluegill? No, blue light special.
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99 cent a pound. Yes, that's what
they...
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Wait, wait, wait.
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How you gonna do that, huh? We didn't
chop any firewood.
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You gonna burn the grass?
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No, no, no, no. The only people burning
grass is your mama and Uncle Joe.
247
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I got better ways of starting a fire.
248
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What we gonna use is we gonna use this
right here.
249
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Boom! Look at that.
250
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Genuine fire -starting grill.
251
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There are no space heaters in the woods.
252
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Yeah, Mr. Brown. Y 'all got to learn to
use what you got.
253
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Use what's around you. Now, right now,
the only thing around us is a plug.
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here.
255
00:14:57,690 --> 00:15:00,030
Well, come on. I bet you Will don't have
one of these.
256
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Satellite. You want to watch some TV?
257
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,610
Yeah. Come on in.
258
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,010
How's the reception in there?
259
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,370
The picture's amazing.
260
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It's HD.
261
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HD as in hot, dummy.
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being invited to a party, and then
accused me of being a whack friend.
263
00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:53,750
Well, you and Simone did have plans
tonight.
264
00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:57,130
Well, I didn't feel like going to
another Mommy and Me class.
265
00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:03,010
And then Jocelyn came by and... And you
decided to go with her instead.
266
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I see.
267
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,110
What do you mean, I see?
268
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:10,530
I'm not wrong.
269
00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:12,990
Honey, I never said that you were.
270
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:14,670
Yeah, but...
271
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You said I see like you knew I was wrong
and you just didn't want to come out
272
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,860
and say it. Well, that's not what I
meant.
273
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,620
I was thinking the Jocelyn girl.
274
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Isn't she the same one that took up for
you when those three girls wanted to
275
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fight? No.
276
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That was Simone.
277
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My bad.
278
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Jocelyn, I got it.
279
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I got it. She's the girl that...
280
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,560
Stayed with you when you locked yourself
in the girls' bathroom that time and
281
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the... No.
282
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That was Simone, too.
283
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,740
My bad again.
284
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:53,860
Well, I guess that this Jocelyn girl...
Okay, I get it.
285
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,760
I get it. Good.
286
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,500
Now make sure Simone knows that.
287
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:09,980
Shh. Walker!
288
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,339
This right here is my favorite camping
tradition.
289
00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:15,400
Shh, be quiet, be quiet. Watch this.
290
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,880
He's going to get you back. You ain't
have to do that. That was for you.
291
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:47,620
Sorry, Joaquin.
292
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,900
Camping's not scary. This is fun.
293
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,020
We should do this every weekend.
294
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,920
What about doing nothing every weekend?
I can't do everything weekend. I got
295
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:57,920
church.
296
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,300
Whatever.
297
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:03,780
I'm just glad I got you back.
298
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,520
I'm hungry. See if there's any more hot
dogs over here in the cooler.
299
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:08,800
Here's this hot dog.
300
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,080
You think?
301
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,820
So, you ready for that real kick?
302
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,480
Indians invented breakdancing right
there.
303
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,280
Break it down.
304
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,000
Yes. Yes.
305
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,260
Found your keys.
306
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,380
Thanks.
307
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,600
No, wait.
308
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,520
I owe you an apology.
309
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,560
Yes, you do.
310
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,540
I should have been honest with you.
311
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:13,270
I'm tired of doing all this baby stuff
with you, and I just wanted to do
312
00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:14,270
something fun.
313
00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:15,570
Did you have fun?
314
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:17,390
No.
315
00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:20,390
I was bored out of my mind without you.
316
00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:23,850
Aww.
317
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:27,190
I'm glad you had a terrible time.
318
00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:28,930
I'm sorry, too.
319
00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:30,670
What are you sorry for?
320
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:33,130
For dragging you around through all this
baby stuff.
321
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,850
I don't always mind. You're my girl.
322
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:38,430
It's not like you have to go to all of
them with me.
323
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,320
I'm a big girl.
324
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,720
I'm about to be a really big girl.
325
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,340
And I can't go to parties.
326
00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,760
And nobody's going to want to be around.
327
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,880
And then I'll tell you the ones that I
can make and the ones I can't. But I'll
328
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,880
probably make most of them.
329
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,140
Thanks, Brianna.
330
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,420
You're welcome. Love it.
331
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:17,600
So, sit down and tell me about that
terrible time you had at that party.
332
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,880
Ugh, it was the worst time ever.
333
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:22,540
That's just a good girl slipping her
hair.
334
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:35,200
He's gonna be good. I'm gonna pull Frank
on everybody.
335
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:36,660
Well, what's new?
336
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:39,010
Camping is not all about pranks, okay?
337
00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:43,150
It's about learning about nature and
learning a little bit about yourself.
338
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,610
Where's Mr.
339
00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:45,469
Brown?
340
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:48,650
Um, he's a little tied up.
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