All language subtitles for meet_the_browns_s03e26_the_alter_ego

Hey, Miss Corey. Hey, guys. Derek, that
was amazing, the way you went around

that guy and then you dunked on him.
Yeah, thanks, little man.

Derek is a beast.

He broke everyone's ankles.

Really?

You didn't have to dunk on me like that
either.

I almost broke my ankles.

I'm going to call them people on you for
elderly abuse.

Corey, you see the way they be doing
your daddy?

Oh, Lord.

I can't get... What

were you doing out there?

Blinding everyone with that outfit.

You ain't too old for me to get a switch
to your behind. You better ask Carver.

No, that's what I did on the fourth. I
switched it up and then it crossed you

over. You need to keep your arms down.
You smell like you got a skunk under

arms.

Listen to you. Derek hit the winning
shot sounding like Secret Squirrel.

did everything.

Derek didn't fall on the ground
screaming like a little bear.

That was you, Mr. Brown.

Maybe basketball isn't your game, Mr.
Brown. Try something less active. Yeah,

like blinking.

Oh, Carla, I think I pulled my hamstring
in my eyelid, Carla.

Give it to the hospital.

Go look at that eye.

How are you limping?

Whatever you hurt, you're supposed to
limp.

What do you want to do tomorrow, Derek?

Oh, no, I can't hang tomorrow, little
man.

I got a date with Tiffany.

I thought you said you didn't like her
because she was wild.

No, I said I liked her because she was
wild.

Uh -oh.

Hey, Michelle.

Yeah, uh, no, tomorrow I'm studying all
day.

Yeah, yeah, Monday's work. Yeah, that's
cool.

How are you going to study when you have
a date with Tiffany?

Uh, Tiffany's what I'm going to be
studying.

Hey.

Is this a white lie?

Never hurt anybody.

I got to go, old man. Take it easy.

You too.

Wacom! I can't see, man. I know I can't.
It's dark. Why is both of them dark?

I got the wrong guy, Chloe.

Wacom, give me the ball.

Now, look here.

Now, I'm going to show you this
technique. Only two people know about

technique. Me and the other person that
know about it. Now, try to take the

ball. You're going to be able to take
it. You're just throwing it.

Okay, so what's the first thing we do
when checking a patient's vital sign?

I know. You check his wallet for cash.

Okay, Renee, not today, all right? This
is serious.

Fine. You check his pole.

Correct. And that can be done one of two
ways, either on the neck or the wrist.

Now, does anyone want to volunteer to
demonstrate?

I will.

Thank you, Monica.

There you go. Thanks.

You're not getting nothing, are you?

Why do you always have to be the class
clown?

And why do you always have to dress like
that?

Is something wrong with my outfit?

Yeah, you bought it.

Well, that's just your opinion.

Okay. What do you all think about my
outfit?

I like your hair.

Oh, thank you.

A bit of peace?

That would be yes.

Renee, why don't you check my blood
pressure? Why don't I?

Okay, everyone, now this is when you
want to take the time to just make your

patient feel comfortable and, you know,
at ease and make them know that

everything is going to be okay. You know
what?

How can I get an accurate read with you
yapping like that?

You also want to make sure to inflate
the baby cup to at least...

112 over 85.

That's almost perfect.

I know.

Okay, Renee, I think that it's your
turn.

All right.

Mm -hmm.

But you better not hurt me, because if
you do, I'm suing. And a sister could

really use a hospital right now.

Okay, would you just be quiet?

It's normal.

Y 'all see that? Y 'all hear that?

Y 'all know I got three kids, two
boyfriends, four baby daddies, and my

pillow slate again.

All right,

everyone, time to get back to work.

Thank you all for your attention.

Thank you.

Okay,

um, Renee.

Yes? Have you ever had an issue with
your blood pressure?

No, why?

Because it's extremely high.

You just said it was normal!

What? What? What?

You in here, you lying to your patients,
your husband killing his patients. This

is like a real funky thing here. What y
'all got going on? Renee, would you

bring it down?

All right, I did that because I didn't
want to set off alarms with everyone in

here. You really need to see a doctor.

Oh, God.

Hey, Doc.

Hey, I see you.

You happy now?

Yo, Doc, come here.

Yeah, sure.

Thanks.

Here you go. Nice.

Hold on.

Hey, Cheryl.

Oh, yeah, I'm with my sick little
brother.

Uh,

yeah. No, he's really sick.

Oh, yeah, here I come. All right, bye.
Hey, I got to run, buddy.

Okay, see you.

I done told y 'all quit calling me every
time y 'all...

You know how I pay my bills every month.
Okay, all the people that I owe, the

companies and the corporations that I
owe, I put them in a hat. Then I pull

out, and then I pay that one.

Obviously, your name didn't come up this
month.

When your name come up, guess what?

You will get a check.

If you call me one more time, I'm going
to take your name out the hat.

Bye.

Carver, we need to change our phone
number.

If you pay the bill, they'll stop
calling. If they call you one more time.

going to do something drastic.

Like what?

Match your clothes?

No, like match my belt to your behind.

What came just kidding, Mr. Brown? Yeah,
Mr.

B. Cut a young brother some slack.

Cut a young what some what?

Look here, one pack. I don't know what
you're talking about.

That's what Derek always says. And he's
so cool.

What came? You want some lunch?

Why you got to try to fix him some
lunch? You sure be fixing me some lunch.

Chill, player.

I ain't going to come on with Derek.

Leia? See, that's why I don't want that
boy watching them rap videos.

Of course, what are these for? Oh, these
are for the church bake sale.

Mm -hmm. Wait a minute. Now, somebody
ever ate some?

Don't look at me. I was on the phone not
paying my bills.

What came?

Well, I called.

Mr. Brown. Cora, don't put your thing in
my face.

What? Cora, don't put that thing in my
face.

Mr. Brown, I know you ate them because
you can't resist my chocolate chip

cookies. Yes, I can. Sit back.

Now, I got to make some more. It's all
your fault.

Cora, what have you... Get all this
stuff with me because I'm working hard.

Well, Cora, since you're going to make
some more, can I have these?

my check. You seen my check? Didn't you
call in thick?

Yes, yes, but my check brings me so much
relief.

R -E - relief.

Relief. That's how I spell check.

Well, if you're thick, then what you
got?

Uh, I got what they call, uh, lack of
checkolitis.

How long? Your shirt is making me dizzy.

I'm just trying to get my check.

Hey, anybody see my check?

Okay. Well, then I said, now that's what
you call a colonoscopy.

Nephew, you shouldn't mention nothing
about killing in the hospital. Remember

the guy who woke up dead?

Nephew, you seen my check?

No, I ain't seen your check. I thought
you called in sick.

I am sick. Why do you keep asking me if
I'm sick? Because most sick people

wouldn't come to work looking for a
check.

Okay, that's most people.

I love my job. I'd come up in here if
the place was on fire.

I'm dedicated to getting people well.

All right, Renee, could you please go
get Mr. Brown's check?

Yeah, Renee, please. Go find my check,
please.

She sleep.

Renee. Yes, you got to scream loud. She
sleep like a dude.

Renee, you cool?

Well, other than her needing a brain
transplant, no.

Renee.

Renee, come on, babe. How are you
feeling?

Hey.

Remember when I saw that girl there and
I went over to her and I said, hey, boy,

and then she said, nope.

This isn't good.

220 over 100.

Oh, we need to get her check into her
room.

Hey, if she don't make it, can I keep
her check?

Have I seen my check?

Time for your medication, Renee. It was
time for my medication three minutes

ago. I'm going to die in here waiting
for you.

You know I don't take pills.

They're supposed to give me my stuff in
liquid.

Let me go get it for you in liquid form.

Come here.

Come on, Pippi Longstock. Come back
here.

I smell a cigarette.

I do not smoke.

Yeah, but that doctor you're sleeping
with does.

Get out of here, Smokey. Get out of my
face. You make me sick.

So how's our patient?

She almost choked to death.

Trust me. You almost did.

Renee, it's time to check your vitals.

Renee, just one moment. Renee, would you
open your vitals?

You know there are other ways we can
take it.

Sweet cheeks.

Open what?

Chugga -chugga -chugga -chugga -chugga
-chugga.

Whoa.

I shouldn't have time.

I was just enjoying the silence.

Okay.

All right, Renee.

Does your family have a history of high
blood pressure?

Do play cousins count?

No. Yes.

Yes, you have a history of high blood
pressure? No, I have play cousins.

Renee, you know that's not what I just
asked you. Then no.

Okay, why are you being difficult? Why
are you being difficult?

Would you stop?

This is serious.

I'm not playing with you.

Hey, what's going on?

She's mocking me.

What? Will you stop?

Okay, both of y 'all stop.

Renee, you know your blood pressure is
very high. You could have a stroke.

That's all those salty potato chips you
eat. How do you know they're salty?

Because they're called salt and vinegar.

Renee, you're really going to have to
watch your diet.

Otherwise, I'm going to have to put you
on blood pressure medication.

Yes, Renee. And once you get on that,
it's almost impossible to get off.

Fine. I'll try.

Listen, you need to get more exercise,
Renee. And try to get rid of some of the

stress in your life.

Well, that's easy.

I said, get out.

Why you keep on being like that?

Making these cookies eat my cookies up.
Who they think they are?

I know.

I heard.

Uh, Cur, you see my batteries?

Such a nasty attitude.

Cur, I need my batteries for my electric
head massager.

speaking to you until you admit you ate
my cookie. Well, if you ain't speaking

to me, why are you speaking?

Don't speak to me, Cory.

I remember why I put them. I knew. I'm
sorry, Cory. I thought you had my

Hey, everybody.

Hey, Mr. B. Hey.

What you come to buy right now?

Oh, some batteries.

And some more of these delicious
cookies.

Oh. So you the one stole my cookies. I
knew it. You know what? I can't stand no

thief. I can't be around no thieving
demon.

You'll steal, you'll lie.

If you'll lie, you'll steal.

I didn't steal anything.

You will lie.

I'm looking at you dead in your face,
and you're going to lie.

Look, first it's your chocolate chip
car, and next thing you know, it's our

screen. We don't have flat screen TV.

We never will if he in the neighborhood.

What are you talking about?

Well, can you give me some cookies
earlier?

Oh, so you're our team now. Like Kermit
and Miss Piggy. Like Judy and Natalie.

Like Casey and JoJo. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Now, Mr. Brown, why would JoJo and JoJo
laugh like that? I mean, where did he

get that from?

I don't know.

I blame them rap videos he been
watching. They just be stepping,

floor, don't you know?

No, they all just be frowning, talking
about they got bling bling. And then

thing you know, they'll be getting that
grill repossessed.

Hey, baby.

Uh, yeah. Can I call you back? I'm
totally in court right now.

Uh, not guilty, Your Honor.

Yeah, bye.

Derek, why would you lie to that girl
like that?

What? Just a little white lie. What's
the big deal?

It is a big deal when you have a little
boy upstairs that looks up to you.

Oh, that's cool.

No, it's not cool.

And he's lying like you, too. No, he's
not lying like me.

I don't get caught.

Derek, this is serious.

You need to go upstairs and talk to
Joaquin and tell him that lying is

matter how big or small the situation.

Hmm.

I didn't realize he saw me as a role
model.

I've never been a role model before.

Okay, I'll talk to him. All right.

Yeah, well, we ain't got no red velvet
cape.

Yes, you do.

Better.

You, uh, did you tell Renee we stabilize
her and she can go home? Well, why

don't we just open up a window and let
her go free?

We're on the third floor.

Oh, yeah, you're right.

Why don't we take her to the roof?

What's going on?

She's driving the nursing staff crazy.

She's the patient from hell. Really?

Well, what do you suggest we do?

I vote for the roof.

Well, maybe we need to give her a taste
of her own medicine.

I think you're right.

I think the patient from hell should
meet the nurse from hell.

Baby. Derek.

Huh? Miss Cora said you wanted to talk
to me?

Uh, yes, I do. She told me about the
cookies.

I hope you lied. No, I didn't.

Now you want me to tell the truth?

Now I'm gonna get in trouble.

Well, that's what happens when you lie.

But it was just a little white lie.

You know.

like you tell all the time.

No, I do not lie all the time.

I didn't do it!

We only do it to get out of trouble,
right?

Uh, that is not right, okay? We have to
be honest.

I need to set an example for you.

All right, hold on.

Hey, Michelle.

Yeah, I know that I told you that I was
studying earlier, but I was with the

guys, and I didn't want to be bothered
by you.

Yeah, I understand.

Hello?

Hello?

What did she say?

She said she appreciated me being
honest.

And? That she's never talking to me
again.

See? People don't like it when you lie
to them.

Sounds like they don't like it when you
tell the truth, either.

Yeah, but if I had told you the truth in
the first place, then she wouldn't have

been as upset.

Like I lied to Miss Cora?

Exactly.

I guess I owe her an apology.

Yes, you do.

I know it doesn't seem like it, but
honesty is always the best policy.

Okay, since we're being honest, your
basketball game sucks.

And your buzzer was bugging me.

Now, what do you want, Renee?

I want to sit up higher.

Renee wants to sit up higher.

You want to sit up higher, Renee?

Ow!

There you go.

Well,

baby, your insurance don't cover no put.

We could work something out.

Did you take over my putting hustle?

Maybe somebody had to cover your turf.

Because if I didn't, those chicks from
radiology was going to take it.

Fine. I have $2 in my purse.

Oh, no, no, no, baby.

For $2, you can't even lick the lid.

You see this stuff out here? Goes for $5
a...

She snatched me up by my collar. She
took over my putting hustle.

And she called me crazy.

I'm scared.

Renee. Yes.

You've got a day call?

Remember we talked about your stress
levels.

Okay, can you give me something?

I need something.

I've got just the thing. Give her
something, baby.

What you got?

You've got to stay calm.

You guys are crazy!

You're crazy!

It's time for some shish kebab. We're
next.

Mr.

Brown, you wouldn't believe the more my
figure came up next to you. It wasn't

me, Mr. Brown. I know, Joaquin, and I
appreciate your honesty.

Aren't you proud of him, Mr. Brown? Mm
-hmm.

What is this? Got milk?