All language subtitles for meet_the_browns_s03e25_the_double_date

Man, you can't beat me. I'm the best.

In your face.

What is all that yelling over there?

I'm trying to get the high score on my
new video game.

Who's worried about a high score?

Those video games turn your brain into
mush.

It's your score I'm trying to beat.

Oh, well, that'll never happen.

Where are y 'all going anyway?

Oh, we're going over to Miss Edna's and
Colonel's for dinner. I thought Mr.

Brown didn't want to go. What makes you
think that?

Kyra, for the last time, I'm not going.

Oh, yeah?

Now, stop it, Mr. Brown. Miss Edna's
fixed a special dinner, and she's

forward to company. Yeah, I'd want
company, too, if I lived with the Grim

Reaper. Is that your car? Let me get a
corner. Would you stop it?

This is for Edna's and Colonel's house.

Kyra, you know Edna only eat raw meat
for dessert.

You ever seen her take down a bear?

I seen her one day, she run up on him.

No, would you stop it?

Look at that. I'm trying to show you how
she do, Cora. Do me a favor. Can you

get my umbrella?

All right. The new Santa weather might
get bad. Boy, it's really lightning.

All right. I'll get it, Cora. I'm about
to beat your score, Miss Cora. You are?

Let me see that. I don't believe you. I
got to see it first.

Let's see.

See? Yeah.

Oh, man.

Is that the reset button? Oh, my bad.

You're too old to be acting like this.
Oh, that's coming from a boy with a

second high score.

Not for long.

Come back here with my high score.

You'll have to catch me. Well, I can
catch you. Oh, yeah, I can catch you.

go away.

What are y 'all doing? You know you're
too old to be playing tag. Oh, come on,

Mr. Brand. You know you want to play.

Here, here you go. Put it on. Oh, thank
you. Help me put it on. Here you go.

What are you doing?

You left your hole on it. Well, Mr.
Brand, just be still and I'm coming to

Come on. This is not a bullfight. Come
on.

Okay, hold it, Carla.

Put it in.

Turn around this way, Carla. Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Thank you. Okay.

Okay. Well, I'm going to get the flower.
You get the flower. Okay. All right,

let's go. Carla, you know it's about 88
cents worth of flower in here.

Edna always borrowing something. I want
my money. I bought that flower.

Well, we're going to split this. Here.

Okay,

can you grab the umbrella?

Okay. All right, let's see. I feel like
I'm forgetting something. We have

everything. Wait a minute.

You about to hit me in my eye with that
thing. Oh, you got two of them. You got

a spare.

I'm about to forget something. We got
everything?

Yeah, we got everything. All right, come
on. Let's go.

Oh, the cop. We forgot the cop,
McCarter.

I'm coming, Carter.

I can do it all myself.

That's why I love you. And that's why I
don't care. Yeah, we can tell by the way

you're dressed.

The bottom of the street is really
rising. Yeah, and it just issued a flash

flood warning. Really? Yeah. You know,
if that water keep rising like this,

we're going to have to ride Edna home.
Ain't that right, Shamu? Not everybody

comes with their own clothing device.

Or their own blowhole, Shamu. You better
shut up.

Frank, would you please come help me set
the table?

I'm watching TV.

You better get your behind up. or you're
gonna sleep on that couch.

I mean, she's much nicer when I've been
drinking.

Again, they call that the ripple effect.

Mr. Brown, you gotta be nice. You know,
Mr. Ender's been slaving over a hot

stove all day.

Carver Slaves wouldn't even eat this
mess.

Who has prune talk?

Shut up!

Don't move.

I'll get it.

That's why I love you, sweetie.

That's why I love you, sweetie.

guys doing here hey hey the streets are
flooded really they said the weather was

gonna get bad oh my gosh guys we
couldn't even make it to the house what

can't get home you mean we stuck and
ain't no food here to eat but edna's

cooking we gonna die anyway just kill me
early oh my gosh hey uh

where's joaquin and brianna at home are
you gonna get that

i'm way over

What's wrong? What happened?

This is terrible.

My hair is wet.

Honey, where's Joaquin?

Who cares?

I said my hair is wet.

Yeah, you look like a wet poodle.

Joaquin, are you okay?

Oh, he says he's fine.

Okay, honey, look, we're stuck at Miss
Edna's, but we'll be home as soon as we

can. I need to ask you something. I need
to ask you something.

Joaquin! Yeah, that's me. I need you to
go outside.

Don't worry about the lightning. It'll
be okay.

I need you to go light the windows up on
my car. I don't want my poster to get

wet.

Hey,

hey, hey, little man. How you doing?

All right, good. Listen, Joaquin, be
brave, okay?

We need you to stay near the phone, and
we'll be there as soon as we can, okay?

All right. We love you.

All right. Sasha, I'm so sorry. We
thought Brianna was going to be home.

My poor baby is probably there.

Why do I love you so much, Mr. Potato
Chip?

It's because you're not vegetables.

Sasha, can I have some more soda?

No, Joaquin. It'll ruin your appetite.

Oh, wait. No one's here. I can do what I
want.

He's ready.

Ah.

Hot sack.

Nephew, I'm telling you, it's going to
be all right. You're worried about

ain't you?

No, he's responsible for his age, and he
makes good choices.

He'll be fine. He'll be fine. He'll
probably burn down the house.

He better not.

scared of them child protective service
people. I believe in spanking kids.

Who is this?

It's blocked. The number is blocked.
Hello?

Yes, it's Ms. Brown.

Who?

Hold on. I'll ask somebody if they know.

Does anybody in here know somebody named
Seymour Butts?

Seymour Butts. Anybody know him? The
last name is Butts. Butts.

No, nobody.

Hello? Hello?

I'm sick of them kids calling here and
asking me dumb questions. I don't know

who that is. Who is that, bro? I don't
know, but when I find out, they're going

to have to deal with me. Who does
something like that? I don't know.

He falls for that every time.

Maybe we should go eat?

You know what? I'd rather starve than to
die eating your mashed potatoes.

Now, if Cora fixes what you done already
fixed, then I eat. I ain't even

kidding. How can you think about eating?

Let's see.

I'm hungry.

Let's go.

O -M -G.

Basic cable?

Really?

Look, Miss Edna's right.

Joaquin is fine.

Yeah, let's just try to enjoy Edna's
cooking while... What do you mean, try

enjoy my cooking? I know what you're
trying to say. You're trying to say I

cook.

She finally admitted it. Look, get some
pizza delivery, all the time.

Uncle Brian, we can't get anything
delivered. The streets are flooded.

And your man -goose twin is waiting for
you at the ark.

I wonder if they had bats on the ark.
I'll bash you in your big head.

Your child is probably starving!

gracious uncle brown what you eat
cabbage cupcakes uncle brown brown

oh brown are you now

i'm praying that the lord will take me
now so i won't have to eat your cooking

does anybody else smell mothballs you
could show a

little more concern your little brother

I was scared out of his mind.

Don't answer the phone.

Whatever you do, don't answer the phone.

No!

I'm not scared.

I'm not scared.

Hello?

Oh.

Hey, Sasha.

Oh, I'm just sitting here.

Not watching a scary movie or anything.

I guess I could do my homework.

But when are you guys coming?

Hello?

Hello?

Who's there?

Who's there?

Is that you, Brianna?

You better stop playing.

Okay, you got me. Come out now.

He'll panic if we can't talk to him.

Oh, sweetie, sweetie, calm down. What do
you mean, calm down? What don't you

understand? Babe, we gotta get over
this.

Wait a minute. What the? I know you
didn't raise your hand up at me.

Uh -oh.

Boy, she slapped the taste out of my
mouth.

Does anybody have a plunger?

It's always them little ones.

And who decorated this place? Fred
Sanford?

Hey, Liana.

Sit down and watch TV.

There's nothing on basic cable.

something new when you read.

Seniors Weekly, what's this?

There's an article in there about how to
avoid being punished by listening to

your parents.

Look, it's getting late. That baby's
been over there too long. He's still

alone. Okay, what we better do is,
Colonel, you train your gremlin up in

basement. Wait, wait, wait. What are you
talking about? You drove a gremlin up

to last month.

That was my best car I ever had. Yeah, I
seen you ran into a kid on a bike and

totaled it.

All right, I'll go. Thank you. Come on,
Uncle Brian, come with me.

Will is talking to you? Corporal, I'm
ignoring him just like I'm trying to

ignore you.

You won't try to get Colonel to go. He's
a Marine.

And besides, I'm allergic to lightning
and thunder.

Yeah, it makes me break out in death.

Oh,

you'll be fine.

Come on.

I just need you to tell my story. I'll
tell it. He was born, dressed ugly, got

fat, and died.

I'll tell your story, too. She was born,
grew an Adam's apple, and she's still

alive.

stick my rot pit mix on you.

It'll go straight for your neck meat.

Of course, this is the best peach
cobbler I ever had.

Excuse me.

I'm so tired of the colonel talking
about my cooking.

Well, I'm sure he didn't mean anything
by it. He thinks my cooking's horrible.

It is not horrible.

It's an acquired taste.

Yeah, maybe he just hasn't acquired it
yet.

Stay in the child's place.

You know, what was I thinking?

What was I thinking? I should have gone
with them.

You should talk to them, Miss Ed.

He doesn't respect me.

Is this Frederick Douglass?

No, that's the colonel's mother,
Harriet.

Oh, the colonel's mother started the
Underground Railroad?

Oh, not that, Harriet.

You need to go to school.

The colonel loves and respects you
dearly. What do you think, Sasha?

I think this is some blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.

The bedmas cooking is terrible and the
colonel's insensitive. Woo -hoo!

Excuse me?

I gotta go rescue Will from rescuing
Joaquin. Sasha, you need to relax.

I'm sure they'll be fine.

I got some for him, too.

Take that!

Get some!

Will?

What are you doing?

I thought you were a burglar.

What would I steal?

I heard that.

That was you, Mr. Brown? Yes.

And, nephew, I guess you know I'm gonna
file charges on this little boy. I think

something is busted in my neck.

He was just protecting himself.

You didn't have to hit me like that.
What you been doing here all by

I cleaned up.

What'd you clean up with, dirt?

I did my homework, and I read a bunch of
books.

This is reading a book.

Did you let out the windows on my T
-Bird like I asked you?

I didn't get around to it.

You look here.

You did pretty good here all by
yourself.

Ain't that right, Uncle Brown? Yeah,
yeah. Y 'all know we still stuck until

weather lifts.

Oh.

Oh. Sasha.

Hey, honey.

What is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uncle Brown and I made it over here.

Joaquin is fine.

Hey, well, Ted, let me talk to you.

What's that? No.

Of course, it's Uncle Brown. Just making
noise. What?

Let me talk. Yeah, Ted, tell Carver to
save me some of that cobbler.

Uh, he said to tell Cora to save him
some cobbler. Yeah, Joaquin jumped on

No, ain't nobody jumping. He jumped on
me. Shh, what's happening?

Oh, she said to, uh, stop crying like a
baby. Ain't nobody crying like, let me

talk to her. See, that's what you, y
'all don't got to get this. You don't be

talking to me like that. I am your
elder. You are not older than me. You're

going to be coming over here and
disrespecting me like that.

Say, say what?

You know what? Just take this.

She hung up on you, didn't she? Long
time ago. I knew it.

It's all right, though.

Why does this chair have a skirt on it?

Edna, can I talk to you for a moment?

Not if it's more jokes about my cooking.

Please.

Go and talk to him, Edna.

Edna, look.

I'd like to propose a compromise.

I won't talk about your cooking.

And you won't cook.

Well,

I fell in love with you, not for your
cooking in the kitchen.

The kitchen is the only place we haven't
done anything.

Oh, wouldn't you two get a room? Stop
being nasty.

They're all our rooms.

Ahoy, matey!

I just used my time to do a little
thinking.

And it's the doku puzzle.

Oh, so why are you dressed in fatigue,
soldier?

I tell you, little GI bro tried to kill
us.

Yeah, actually, he was just protecting
himself.

I didn't know he had it in him.

So good to see you're alive, little bro.

But I'm out. Deuces.

Uh, sweetie, did you eat?

Uh, I saved you some of Cora's cobbler.

I'm starving.

Hey, Jeff, eat the cobbler. Don't eat
nothing else. It'll kill you.

Well, it looks like we survived a
natural disaster.

We did. You didn't. You got this thing.

Oh, Mr. Brown.

Brown, Edna's my woman, and I will not
have you disrespect her in our home.

You're right. I'm sorry.

I do apologize for disrespecting you in
your home. Well, Sasha, get your stuff

and let's go.

I'm so sorry to disrespect you two
dudes. I mean, y 'all in your house. I'm

going to do it. Let's go.

Get your stuff and let's go.

And I won't disrespect you in your
house, but you buzzard!