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Are you two back on, my friend?
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I knew we should have never let you have
those profiles.
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Brianna, what do you have? Sasha, a
little privacy, please.
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Privacy is for people who pay rent.
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Hmm.
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My friend Paul is having cold pizza for
breakfast.
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How do you know that? He posted it on
his My Friend page.
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Well, obviously Paul's mom knows nothing
about nutrition.
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I have seen Paul and his mama biting my
biscuits.
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I would take a biscuit over this stale
donut.
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That's a bagel brie.
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Well, can we get one with sprinkles next
time?
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Sasha, Paul's mom told me to tell you
to... Oh, wait.
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I'm not allowed to say these words.
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Joaquin! Joaquin, did you post what I
just said?
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Okay, close it, both of you.
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Nephew, that waffle got my name all
over.
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Now that I get to it first.
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Yeah, what in the world?
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I told you to get my stuff.
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So what's up, family?
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You mean besides our kids are addicted
to my friends?
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What? Hey, I warned you two.
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But how am I going to know what my
friends are doing?
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Watch Cops.
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Brianna, you don't have to check in
every five minutes.
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Yeah, that ain't no fun. That's more
like a parole officer.
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You guys are old. You don't understand.
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Okay, see, you're just going to let her
walk and ain't nobody going to get none
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of that thing on her. That red attack.
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You know, I can set up my friend
profiles for you and Sasha so you can
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it's like.
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And why would we do that, Joaquin?
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We're adults. We're busy. You see,
there's no need for... Hold on.
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I have one for you and one for Will.
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That was fast.
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Oh, wow. It's easy when you don't have a
wife.
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Come on, sweetie, let's go.
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Can you set me up one of them?
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I want to see what the brethrens are
doing at the church.
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It's kind of cool, but I definitely
don't have the time for this.
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Way too much to do. Cut this down.
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Oh, hey.
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Look, it's Linda from middle school.
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Oh, hi, Linda. I wonder what she looks
like now.
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Whoa!
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Watch that bullet.
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They say black don't crack, but it sure
will stretch.
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I bet you that girl tear a twin -size
bed up. Look, she on the next screen and
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the next screen. Yeah, she on all them
screens, and we just at her leg.
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Check this out, Uncle Brown. Look at all
the friends I have on my My Friend
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page. Okay, let me see what you got.
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That's your cousin.
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And that one, too.
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And that's your cousin. That's your
cousin. That's your cousin.
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Nephew, all of them your cousins.
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Except that one. That's your friend's
cousin's sister's dad's great -niece.
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Yep. That's all right.
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They count anyway.
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Yep, yep. Just like high school. You
ain't got no friends.
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Nephew, you remember that time you asked
that, uh...
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Hunchback cross -eyed girl to the prom.
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Yeah, my cousin cross -eyed Carla. Yeah,
poor thing. They call that baby Cece.
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Cross -eyed Carla. Yes, boy. I didn't
never know when that girl was looking at
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me. Poor thing's eyes was cocked like a
pistol. Just... Yes.
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I mean, her eyes were so crossed when
she cried, her tears went backwards.
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Is she one of your friends?
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Uh, no.
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She rejected my request.
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Ah!
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You can't get a hunchback cross -eyed
girl.
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You couldn't tell if she was talking to
you anyway. She would walk like this.
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Her eyes would just be certain.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey, sweetheart. How you doing? I'm
good.
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Are you on that my friend site again? Uh
-huh. Have you tried it yet?
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No. Unlike you, I haven't had time.
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Come here.
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Check it out.
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It's a great way to communicate.
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Find old friends and post.
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Little bits of wisdom.
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Bits of wisdom?
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Ha, let me see that.
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Word up is the code word?
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Really, Will?
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It's creative.
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It's cameo.
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Oh, that's what I thought that was.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey. Hey, Joaquin.
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How's my new friend?
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How you doing? Hey, did you see the
messages I posted up on your page today?
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Yeah. And so did all my friends. Oh,
yeah? What'd they think?
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Whose cameo?
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Told ya.
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Wow.
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You know what?
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It's odd that even Brianna didn't
approve my request.
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That's no surprise.
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What? I said I'm surprised.
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Oh. You know, if you want me to, I could
just go and accept it for her.
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You could do that?
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What, you know her password or
something?
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No. But it's got to be something that
she can spell.
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C -A -T.
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Hey,
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that's ridiculous.
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K -A -T.
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We're in.
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Well, are you sure this is a good idea?
Shouldn't we be respecting our privacy?
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With three eyes.
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All right.
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Thanks, man. This is great. Now we can
all bond online.
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Word up.
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You almost there?
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Yeah, yeah. Pass me three quarters and a
three quarter inch wrench.
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With a half inch socket on it.
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Yeah.
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Well, that'll do.
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since my grandpa passed a kidney stone.
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Hold on.
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Yay!
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another time hi excuse me have either
one of you seen my cockatoo
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what the what no ain't nobody want to
see nothing stop being nasty anyone seen
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my cockatoo a cockatoo is a bird mr
brown oh yeah it got
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away and i think it's somewhere here in
the neighborhood oh well what it look
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like uh smooth head um little beady eyes
and bright colored i don't know smooth
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head
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Beady eyes and bright colors. No, I
ain't seen nothing like that around
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Well, at least take a flyer. I'm
offering a $500 reward.
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Shut up!
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$500? Let me have it. I'll get it. I'll
find the bird. No, I got it. I got it.
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Okay, so what's the bird's name?
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Larry.
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Larry Bird.
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That's funny. I don't get it.
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Never mind. Never mind.
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Well, please call us if you see it.
Okay, I will. I'm all on it. They call
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the bird whisperer.
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I can think like a bird.
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Hey.
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Hey, Cora. Hey, Cora, check it out.
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I downloaded the new My Friends software
to my phone.
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Cool, right?
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Yeah, last year.
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Oh, hi.
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I got a new friend.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, Cora, it's just you.
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I'm a cousin.
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Is that all I get after all that
begging?
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How'd you get so tech savvy all of a
sudden? I teach school. I'm down with
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jive. Tech guy.
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What school you teaching at, Cooley
High?
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Come on, let me school you. Let me see.
Who you want to hit?
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What page you want to hit?
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Go in alphabetical. Oh, Brianna.
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Oh, look at all her pictures.
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Oh, you're cute.
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I know, isn't she cute?
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Oh, how sweet.
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Who's next?
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Oh, is that Brianna in the mini dress?
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What?
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Sugar lops.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey, well, I think it's time for me to
TTYL.
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Woo.
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Brianna. Hmm?
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What's this?
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It's a cell phone.
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That's a table.
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And that's a chair.
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All right, look, I'm not being funny.
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Sugar lumps.
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Wait, what?
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Uh -huh, yeah. I saw your My Friend
page.
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Wait, you looked on my page? Well,
that's private.
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Uh, well, according to your skirt,
that's the only thing that is private.
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It's not even that short.
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It's shorter than your attention span.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Rihanna, colleges and employers check
this site, too.
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You're snooping around like you don't
trust me. Well, obviously I can't.
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wearing a headband for a skirt.
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Rihanna, that's disrespectful.
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Where'd you get this thing, anyway?
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Sasha's closet.
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That's not the point.
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Look, I'm your father. I have a right to
know everything you do. No, you don't.
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That's not fair.
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Well, that's the way it is.
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Now, look, maybe you shouldn't have a My
Friend page.
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You can't do that.
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Yes, I can.
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How else can I be sure I won't see
anything like this again?
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Don't worry.
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I'll take care. All right.
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You better, Brianna.
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I am. I mean it. Do it now.
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I am.
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Shoot.
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Who's she think I am?
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I'll run this.
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Hey, she blocked me.
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Lock me. Oh, no.
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Uh -uh. I'm going to have to handle
this.
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Brianna! Curry!
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Mr. Bell, what did you do to my good
pillow? Curry, nobody did nothing.
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your good pillow? It got a hole in it.
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Well, you put a hole in it. And what is
that on your head?
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Did I get it?
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No, on top.
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Oh.
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My church hat?
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Curry, I'm trying to catch that bird
trying to get that reward runner. Ain't
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nobody coming. What's your reward? You
can buy me a new pillow.
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Look what Brianna did. Who am I?
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Hmm? Uh, my wife.
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And this is the chair.
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This isn't a joke, Will.
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I had a chance to visit your My Friends
page, and I noticed that you didn't even
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mention you were married.
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Wait a minute.
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You've been on my page? I thought you
weren't interested in me. Oh, I am very
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interested.
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Well, don't blame me.
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Joaquin created my profile. Wait a
minute.
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Am I going to have to worry about you
snooping around on there because you
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trust me? Can I have some privacy?
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I'm your wife, Will. I have a right to
know everything that you're doing.
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No, you don't.
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That's not fair.
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Oh, yes, it is.
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You know what? Maybe you shouldn't even
have your old my friend, Paige.
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You can't do that.
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Oh, yes, I can.
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How am I supposed to know I won't see
anything like this again?
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Fine.
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I'll take care of it.
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I mean it. Okay.
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I don't know who he thinks he is. He
must be out of his mind trying to walk
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around here like he's single.
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I'll run this piece, okay?
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Wait.
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You mean he blocked me?
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Cheap, cheap, cheap.
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Is that supposed to be a bird, Kyle?
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No. I'm looking at the paint job on your
house.
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Look for the bird.
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$500 is at stake. Come on, look for the
bird. Fine.
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A cockatoo? What does it look like? It
has long, splendid legs and a beautiful
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tail. Let me see. What is it? That might
be it.
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That's Miss Johnson, you idiot.
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Yeah, I know.
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Be serious. We're trying to find a bird.
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Well, yeah.
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I think she just gave it to me.
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Look for the bird. Sorry, Miss Johnson.
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I'm looking for...
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bird whisper. Listen to all the birds
coming unto me.
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Come unto me, all the birds that are
heavy laden.
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Oh, wait. There it is right there. Is
that it?
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That's it. That's the cockatoo.
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All right. All right. Quick, quick,
quick.
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Call the owner.
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Give me the phone. Give me the phone.
Here.
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Dollar's number. 5 -5 -5.
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5 -5 -5 -5 -5.
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Hello?
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What you doing?
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Yeah. This is Mr. Brown down the street.
You lost your bird?
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Yeah, we just found it. He overheard my
tree.
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Yeah, we'll hold him until you get him.
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Okay, he on his way.
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Wait, hold him? How?
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I don't know. I can't think of
everything.
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You know what? We'll just scare him, and
then when he goes to fly away, we'll
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catch him with this net.
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All right, fine.
283
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I'll tell you what.
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Here, look.
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Scare him with this rock.
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What if I hit the bird?
287
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:32,260
Yeah, what are the chances of you
hitting the bird? with the thang let me
288
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cover back okay here it goes throw it
289
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I'm blocking it.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
292
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Am I blocking you now, Sasha?
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Am I?
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That would be rude if I was.
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Right, Brianna?
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Oh, don't tell me y 'all still not
talking.
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Starting to get good.
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You wouldn't understand, Cora.
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I think I would. I've seen all of your
pages.
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You have?
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trust your husband.
302
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And Brianna, you need Jesus.
303
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But Will invaded my privacy.
304
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Your privacy?
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He's your father.
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He has the right to know what you're
doing in case he has to protect you.
307
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,380
See, Will, that's what I was trying to
say.
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Sasha, you a liar.
309
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:23,520
You were not trying to protect him. You
were just being nosy.
310
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That's what I was trying to say.
311
00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:33,230
Well, she has a point. What if she would
have left her status blank, letting
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everybody think that she was single?
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You're right.
314
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:42,550
You need to set some ground rules as a
family before you join these sites.
315
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Okay. She makes a good point.
316
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,410
We need to set some boundaries.
317
00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:51,750
Yeah, about what's private and what's
not.
318
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Fair enough.
319
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,700
But, uh, well, how did you get on my
page?
320
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I never accepted your friend request.
321
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:06,180
Uh, Joaquin... Joaquin!
322
00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,079
Oh, I'm gonna get you, Joaquin!
323
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Get a picture.
324
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,020
This is gonna be good.
325
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,260
I am so good.
326
00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:19,640
All these young people can't do without
me.
327
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:16,910
I didn't know you was going to hit him.
328
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:18,650
It's your backyard.
329
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:21,470
You don't never do nothing right. What
are you going to do?
330
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,550
What am I going to do? What are you
going to do?
331
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,150
Hello, Mr. Brown?
332
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He's here.
333
00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:29,030
If you want to do it, come on. Act
natural.
334
00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:31,630
Hey,
335
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:34,390
guys. Here to pick up Larry.
336
00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:37,170
Larry Bird.
337
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,890
He's just a tall, white guy, curly hair,
tight shorts.
338
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They can make you go like this.
339
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,450
Well, let me see him. He usually speaks
when he sees me.
340
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:58,470
That doesn't sound like Larry.
341
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:02,090
Oh, yeah, yeah. We, uh, we taught him
some impersonations. Really? Yes. Yes,
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00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:02,969
out here as Mr.
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00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,690
T. Yes. I pity the fool.
344
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:07,770
I don't want to fly.
345
00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:11,190
Well, here's your money.
346
00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:12,570
Now let me have my bird.
347
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:14,370
Thank you. Oh, look.
348
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,800
Larry flew away again? Flew away again.
349
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,840
He always leaving when you come. What
you doing to that bird?
350
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,780
Keep that bird in your own yard.
351
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,400
Ooh, Miss Johnson, I'm kill your bird.
352
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,340
Larry? Larry?
353
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,580
Give me my money. I'm going to go tell
my dad.
354
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:37,780
Larry? Larry?
355
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,200
You know, this bird has to be alive.
356
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:42,300
Next time, be more pacific.
357
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,400
You talking to Larry?
358
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,350
a dead bird.
359
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,590
I think Edna got a birthday coming up.
360
00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:54,570
Let her eat. All right.
361
00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:56,290
Get some wrapping paper. Yeah.
362
00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:04,610
Larry was a good bird.
363
00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:10,050
He didn't do the dirty bird.
364
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,630
He wasn't no jailbird.
365
00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:14,450
Can you send me some money for
cigarettes?
366
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:15,850
He wasn't that kind of bird.
367
00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:19,940
I just want to say to Larry, feather,
Feathers to feathers!
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