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I see you putting on another coat of
ugly, Monzilla.
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Cora and I are going to the gospel
concert, if it's all right with you.
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today? Well, why y 'all didn't tell me
so I can go? After how you acted last
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year. Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't
revoke your church membership.
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Well, the choir director was taking
requests, so I made a request.
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Asking her to step aside is not a
request.
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Cora, the girl was blocking half of the
tenor section.
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She was... You know she... I'm just
saying. That's all I'm just saying.
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the problem. You're always just saying.
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Cora, you know what? I just sit here and
eat my chips all by myself and watch
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TV.
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And I made a TV dinner to go right along
with it.
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Now, Cora, I just stopped by Wendy.
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Give me a single and be here by myself.
Please, please. All right.
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Okay. You can go with us.
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Really? What?
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Y 'all will never know. I'm not going to
bother nobody.
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I'll be as quiet as Daniel in the lion's
den.
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Y 'all won't know nothing. Y 'all won't
even... Y 'all broke down Thelma and
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Louise.
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Y 'all going to miss me just like the
Commodore's Miss Lionel Richie.
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God don't like ugly.
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Or... Pudgy what?
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Hey, Mr. Brown, I'm back.
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You back, front and top, middle, side.
What?
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Where's Cora?
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I came back early. You're surprised.
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Well, you're the one surprised.
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Cora gone out.
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Cora!
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Cora gone out.
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With who?
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With a man.
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With a man?
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Yes, it was man.
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It was many -ish. Many -ish.
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No wonder she hasn't been returning any
of my calls.
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She's creeping.
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You know what? You might need to go on
back to that fat camp.
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It was a football camp.
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Boy, that's what they told you.
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Man, this whole Cora thing is making me
lose my appetite.
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Well, maybe it's here in your back fat.
Man,
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she won't even take my calls.
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What did I do to her that was so bad?
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I don't know, but Cora been living it up
ever since she was gone off to that fat
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camp. No, I done told you.
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It was football camp.
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But she did mention your name the other
day, though. What did she say?
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She said, I ain't missing Reggie at all.
That's what she said.
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I'm telling you, Cora been living it up.
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She been going to the movies, to the
museum.
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She been doing all kinds of stuff.
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She been doing stuff?
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Yes, a lot of stuff.
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With who?
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Gordon. You not finna get me in that.
I'm not finna get in nobody's business,
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especially Cora's and Gordon with all
the stuff they be doing.
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How did she do this to me?
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I'm telling you, my Cora been living it
up. She been a hot item ever since she
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lost that 300 pounds.
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Look, Cora ain't never been no 300
pounds.
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I'm talking about you, McFaddy.
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Oh, Mr. Brown, you gotta help me.
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Uh, there's only one problem with that.
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Oh, what's that?
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I don't like you.
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Oh, come on now, Brown.
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I... I'm serious.
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How about a candlelit dinner?
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John Botron, didn't you just get through
eating a sauceberry steak?
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I'm not talking about me, and I'm not
talking about now.
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I'm talking about with Cora.
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You know, there is this lovely, lovely,
romantic place that Gordon likes to take
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her with candlelight and dimmers and
everything.
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Whoa, slow down, Maldini.
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I'm not taking her to eat at Gordon's
favorite spot.
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I got to do something for her that no
man has ever done before.
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Ah!
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Buy her daddy a new car.
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Now, how is that going to help me and
Cora?
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You just selfish.
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I was thinking about yourself. Can you
think about others before you put
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yourself before yourself? What you
talking about? When you thinking about
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somebody else? I'm not always thinking
about nobody like this. You eat this
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cinnamon thing. Yes, I'm going to eat my
cinnamon thing.
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I'll eat it for you. You don't need
nothing else. You big enough. See, the
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problem is you're only touching people's
stuff. That's your problem. All right.
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There you go. Now, if anybody asks, your
name is Mylene.
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Mylene? Mylene.
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Mylene.
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Myling, where are you going?
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Her husband is over there grieving.
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Stupid.
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Are you going through people's personal
effects again?
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Nurse Myling!
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Take this stolen box of jewelry and get
out of here before I report you!
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Now go!
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Wait.
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I'm going to hold this for you.
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Because I know you're going to try to
push it off on somebody else. I know
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Myling. I know you. What?
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So she's selling stolen jewelry, huh?
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Girl, can you believe it?
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You know, you really need to screen your
nurses better.
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Yo, yo, yo, yo.
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Can you tell Pookie I'm going to take 20
on the three pick?
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But, Nate, come on.
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Girl, you are gambling, selling hot
jewelry.
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What are you going to do next?
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Ooh, hopefully that hot guy in room 301.
Girl, have you seen him?
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Girl, he threw his back out playing
ball.
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His name is Tori Kirkland.
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God, I dated a tall Kirkland in college.
And so you think it's the same one?
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Well, it's the same name and the same
birthday.
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And he is still throwing his back out.
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Detail.
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Let's just say what happens in college
stays in college. Well, does Will know
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your R .E .N. stands for real nasty?
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No. So let's keep this between us,
please.
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Okay. The secret is safe with me.
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Hey, beautiful.
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Hi. Not you, Renee.
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Sasha's ex -boyfriend is in room 301.
Renee!
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What? Sorry, I slipped out accidentally
on purpose.
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What's she talking about?
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You remember that guy I told you I dated
in college?
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You know, Tori.
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Thank you.
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Tori?
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Wait a minute, corny, Tori? Your study
partner?
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No, they did more than study.
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I know Sasha had a life before she's
married, so... So did I. I mean, I'm not
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worried about that.
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Wow.
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Security and a man is sexy. So sexy.
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Besides, that was years ago.
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Yeah. I mean, I can only imagine what...
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Corny Tori looks like now.
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Probably some real, like, funny big
-head dude or something.
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Excuse me, but I've been trying to fill
out my paperwork, and it says I need to
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show my insurance card, my ID, and bring
lime jello?
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Renee.
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Sorry. Okay, you can forget about the
first two.
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Hold up one second.
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Sasha?
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Tori!
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Tori?
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Girl, you look great. Wow, and you
look... Not corny.
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Have you met my husband?
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Will.
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What's up, Will?
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Cora, we need to talk.
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What's up, Rich?
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What's up?
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I haven't seen you for months and that's
all I get?
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Oh, what's up, Reggie?
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Uh, how you doing?
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How am I?
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Hey,
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look what I got.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Who's it for?
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It's for you, boo.
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Well, thank you, boo.
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But wait, there's more.
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You get that jersey and dinner with a
sexy man.
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Oh, the old Spice Man is out there on
his horse?
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Very funny.
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It's me.
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I got a coupon for Grub's Grill Buffet.
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But we got to go early because it
expires at 5 o 'clock.
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I thought they banned you from that
place.
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Oh, they did.
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That's why I bought this.
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What? It worked at the Waffle House.
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I got you one, too.
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I don't want that.
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Plus, I have plans, anyway.
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What plans?
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Hey, Cor, we still on in 30 minutes?
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Yep, I'll be there.
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Okay. Hey, welcome back, Coach Reggie.
Nice mustache.
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Those are your other plans?
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Hmm, I know what's up.
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You don't know anything.
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All right, Sasha.
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I can't keep this gown tight to save my
life.
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Wait, I got it. I got it. Hold up, hold
up. It's untied. Hold on.
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I'll get it. It's my job.
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Yep, it's untied.
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Me likey.
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Okay, Renee, would you stop? Tori, I
will tie it for you. Thank you. Okay.
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Looks like somebody's getting special
treatment.
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Hey, I picked the right place to get
treated, Doc.
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I mean, two beautiful nurses in one
place?
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Man, is this a hospital?
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Oh, heaven.
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How about we get back to work?
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So, uh, I see turquoise is still your
favorite color.
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Actually, her favorite color is red.
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Actually, well, come here.
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My favorite color is turquoise.
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Okay, um, I know her favorite song. Her
favorite song is At Last by Etta J.
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Ho? Because I thought your favorite song
was Baby Got Back.
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It is!
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It is? Yeah.
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It's both.
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Yeah, it's baby got back at last.
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That's the joint.
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Excuse me.
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So, Will, what's your favorite song? If
you all know me by now.
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Speaking of songs.
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No, you don't, Tori. No, you don't. Not
the song. Wait, there's a song?
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Well, in college, I asked Sasha out a
few times. A few times?
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So I went over to her dorm room one
night to sing her a song.
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If you can call that singing.
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Okay, guys, it was awful, right? So I go
to my window and I look out and it's PK
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there singing this song that he wrote.
Oh, my God. Oh, what was it called?
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Oh, it's a break.
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No, I doubt it.
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Sasha holds the key to my heart.
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So is that how you got the booty?
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Okay. All right.
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That'll be enough.
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Okay. Tori. Yeah. Why don't we go on
and, you know, get you on down here to
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morgue. Okay.
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Right. I mean, that's right.
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Okay. Right.
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Not everybody can have two men like you,
Sasha. I only have one man, and that's
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my husband, Rene.
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Yeah, but the other one wrote you a
song.
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Oh, Renee, you know what? Now that I
think about it, what we had was really
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special.
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Well, if it was so special, then why'd y
'all break up? Girl, I don't know.
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We were young. We were in college.
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There's something about a guy that'll
make a fool out of himself for you.
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That's true.
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Sounds like Tori's the one that got
away.
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And you should have seen your shoes,
too, but your belly won't allow that.
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Hey, I need to talk to you. I'm
desperate.
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Yeah, you always desperate. I already
know what you're going to say.
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Okay, look.
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No, I don't care that Cora left you.
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Yes, I think she can do better. And no,
I don't have no change for the snack
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machine. Now, wait a minute now.
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I love Cora. You love cheese, boy.
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And Cora, I just want to know why she
changed her mind about us.
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Reggie, you know, sometimes people just
grow out of things.
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Kind of like you and them shorts.
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Anybody seen Cora?
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She's out. What's up?
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Came here to see Cora, not you.
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That's one for him, big brother.
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Well, she's busy.
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Come back later.
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That's one for him, super head job. Is
there some sort of a problem here?
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Yeah.
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Cora's been tripping lately.
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And I hear that you've been throwing
salt in my game. Boy, with your cankles
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looking like that, you know you can't
stand no more salt.
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Maybe she's just seeing you for who and
what you really are.
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And what is that?
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Okay, look, I got this one. Let me do
it. That's too easy.
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You go ahead. You go ahead. Okay. A 35
-year -old mama's boy.
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I told you that was an E.
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Talk up one for him.
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I live with my mama so that I can save
money. To do what?
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Buy a new car?
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Oh, you got to have an old one first.
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Right to the temple. A right cross to
the temple.
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Reggie is staggered. Well, just take a
knee, Reggie. Just give up. Man, if you
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wasn't my boss, you'd be unemployed.
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No one's trying to hire a coach whose
only win came by forfeit.
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Down goes Reggie. Down goes Reggie.
Reggie, just quit, son. Just step out.
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I'm not going to stoop to your level.
Hold on now. I'm not going to let you
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Listen, listen.
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I'm just going to go ahead and leave
these here for Cora.
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You a punk.
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Come on, let me take you somewhere you
can cry in peace.
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Hey, Renee.
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Tori is ready to be discharged.
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Oh, maybe I should give him a ride in my
82 Civic, boo.
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Sasha, you're my hottest...
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What are you doing?
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Oh, girl, I'm giving you something to
remember.
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She gonna remember. I'm gonna record it
and put it on YouTube.
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Here you go.
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Shots on you, my heart and soul.
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Even though your feet are cold.
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Special. You like it?
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Will, don't do that again.
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Sasha, girl, it was so good to see you
again. Good seeing you too, Tori.
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And Renee. Oh, don't.
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Don't speak.
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No, no, gentle Scorpio.
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I'm a Gemini.
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Don't speak.
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Oh, we could have been between us. Let's
just...
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Remember the times that we've had.
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Girl, something wrong with you. Can I
get my discharge papers?
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Here, take a little funky discharge
papers.
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You know, some people just don't know a
good thing when they see it.
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Oh, what'd you do that for?
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Because you just made a fool out of
yourself.
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Oh, so when Tori does it, it's so...
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Wrinkles starting to come, sag starting
to sag.
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Well, Tori was a part of my past.
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When I met you, I knew I found my
soulmate.
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I'm going to throw up.
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Baby. All right, I'm sorry. I guess I
just got a little carried away. Yes, you
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did.
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Baby, look, no one will never...
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ever steal my attention from you. You
know that.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Hey, hey, hey. Idris
Elba was just admitted into ER.
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Come on, girl.
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Ouch!
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Are you... Are you nervous?
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Ouch! Girl, when is the last time you
got these eyebrows blocked?
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When Jesse Jackson was president.
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00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:56,830
That...
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Hey, by the way, I'll go get my weed
whacker.
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00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,020
Oh, hey, good.
325
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,160
Hey, Cora, we need to talk. What's so
important?
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Hey, Cora, we need to talk.
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00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,080
Reggie, what are you doing here?
328
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,320
What am I doing here?
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00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:11,780
What is he doing here?
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00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,200
Look, Reggie, man, she's over you, man.
Just go back out that door, man, and
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move on.
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00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,440
Slow down there, buddy. Just because you
took somebody out to a couple
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candlelight dinners don't make you the
man around here.
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00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,500
Candlelight dinners?
335
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:22,880
Who told you that?
336
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:31,150
Did you tell Reggie that Gordon and I
had candlelit dinners?
337
00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:34,750
I didn't say all the way candlelit,
Cora.
338
00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:37,690
You said that they were having candlelit
dinners.
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00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:41,710
What? Okay, Cora, I said it. You ain't
got to look at me like that.
340
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,750
It ain't just Brian. It ain't just me,
yes.
341
00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:46,310
You been cold towards me?
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00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:50,130
Cold, casket cold, Cora. Ever since I
came back. Preach, brother, preach. And
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you haven't even mentioned the flowers I
bought you. Mm -hmm. What flowers? I
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00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:54,710
ain't getting any flowers.
345
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,240
Yeah, now, Cora, yeah, Pudgy did get you
some flowers. Yeah, he set them on the
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desk. Gordon seen them? He was right
there.
347
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,980
Gordon, did you see some flowers?
348
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,880
Yeah.
349
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,719
Well, nothing.
350
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:12,740
No, what had happened was... I'll throw
them away.
351
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:13,959
You what?
352
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:14,960
Throw them away.
353
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,080
Why would you do something like that,
Gordon?
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00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,480
Look, Cora...
355
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,260
You need a man like myself. Somebody
who's going to love you and appreciate
356
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:26,680
and be there for you all the time. I
mean all the time, baby. Boy, you sound
357
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,820
like a soap opera.
358
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,100
Turn your world and go, what?
359
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,720
Boy, you need to leave.
360
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,480
Look, Cora, I can explain.
361
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,940
She said you need to leave, bro -ham.
Bye.
362
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:41,620
Yeah. Go. See you. Go. See you. Bye.
363
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:44,740
That's what I'm talking about.
364
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,060
That's my Cora.
365
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,220
Now, where were we?
366
00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:50,070
You were about to leave, too.
367
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:52,270
Reservation for one.
368
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,510
What did I do?
369
00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:58,830
You show up here after months of not
calling and expect me to jump? My mama
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00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,830
didn't pay the phone bill. And I have to
deal with your crazy mama? She ain't
371
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:04,770
that crazy. Who do you think you are?
Mr. Big Stuff.
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00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:08,670
If you want to be with me, if you want
to date me, you got to ask me like you
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did when we first met, baby. Beg. That's
what you got to do.
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Beg.
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00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,130
Okay.
376
00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:33,350
Will singing his original song for me.
Last time a man serenaded me, the jerry
377
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curl was a new look.
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00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:37,090
Well, Reggie talks off -key.
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