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Hey, wait a minute. You mean to tell me
they take fat out of her behind and they
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take and put it in her lips?
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I guess that's why they call it
buttocks.
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No, no, no.
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I want my CDs, I want my VCR tapes back,
and I want my scrunchies.
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What? You mean to tell me your boyfriend
wears scrunchies?
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He got a ponytail.
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Oh. Well, at least he ain't using your
hot cone.
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I want my hot comb.
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You know, I really enjoyed myself last
night. Me too.
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Both times.
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Stop being nasty.
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Ain't that my line?
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Dude, why haven't you finished this
backfiling yet? It's been two hours.
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That's because she's been so busy trying
to break up with Scrunch Bob.
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I don't think Mr. Delgado would like it
if he caught you loafing around on him.
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Ain't nobody got to like nothing I do.
I'm a grown man. You can take me or you
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can leave me. And ain't nobody going to
tell me what to do because this ain't no
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slavery town. You think Rosie O'Donnell
sit on the back of that bus so somebody
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can tell her what to do?
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I think I see him coming.
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Oh, I'm going to have this place violent
if I have to stay all night, Mr.
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Delgado.
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Oh, come on, Renee.
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on with you?
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Nothing what?
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Nothing's going on with me. Look, I've
been on time. I stayed late yesterday.
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Exactly. You're not yourself.
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You know what? Next thing you know,
you're going to be running around here
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one of them crazy people in a
wheelchair.
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Mucho loco.
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I am going to be fine, okay?
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I am a survivor.
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Does anybody want some Valium?
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She'll be fine.
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I've never seen Renee get upset over a
guy for more than an hour.
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Yeah, ain't nothing like when you was
young, nephew. You remember that girl
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used to be crazy about? Used to be
lusting after her flush?
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One day, nephew rode his bike from the
east side to the west side, all the way
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just for that girl in the summer.
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Oh, baby, that's so cute.
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How old were you?
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Uh, he was 27.
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I was not.
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My birthday was the following week.
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You know, Renee is strong.
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She'll be fine. She will.
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I
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got
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it. Okay.
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Miss Wheeler, your insurance card has
expired, so you cannot see your doctor.
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Don't look at me like that.
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Take the card. Take the card and go to
the free clinic.
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Go to the free clinic. Go to the free
clinic.
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You made a point in sharing.
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You know it. Stop looking at me. Stop
it. Renee, Renee, you can't talk to
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patients like that. What's up with the
stop looking at me? Stop it. Stop it.
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Oh, no, baby, you still got to go to the
free clinic.
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Sorry.
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Renee, what's wrong with you? Oh, no,
I'm sorry.
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You can't be acting like that. I guess
this breakup with Eugene is really
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getting to me.
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His name's Eugene?
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Don't let the name fool you.
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They don't call him Eugene the Machine
for nothing.
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T .M. Ivory. Girl, he would have that
scrunchie and that ponytail.
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Renee, Renee, you gotta get a hold of
yourself.
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It's affecting your work.
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How?
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Who put a positive pregnancy test in
Mrs. Wooding's chart?
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So?
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She's 81 years old.
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Um, I don't understand.
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Okay, you break up with a guy every
week. Where's your backup?
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Eugene was my backup.
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Eugene?
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Eugene the machine?
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Don't ask me how I know that.
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Look, what is the use of being a
success...
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Can you drop this off in 301 on your way
out, please?
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You know what?
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You just ignore my pain, okay?
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I will.
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Look, don't touch anything in there,
Renee.
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That patient's in the oxygen bubble.
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Since I have a few minutes.
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How do you do?
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We have to help her.
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What are we supposed to do?
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I don't know. Maybe we can hook her up?
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No.
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No, we don't.
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No. No, no, no. You remember what
happened the last time you tried to play
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matchmaker? Will, they were perfect for
each other. Until his wife found out.
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If we don't help her out, things are
only going to get worse.
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How could things possibly get worse?
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All I got is going to drive it in a
while.
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Well, if you really want to drive a
while, you ought to start a fire.
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Yes, horses hate fires. No, Brown, cut
it out.
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What are you looking at, Brown?
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You've been acting paranoid ever since
we left the mall.
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Colonel, I'm telling you, somebody's
following us. Oh, Brown, that's all
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is to it.
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That sugar's got you loopy.
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No, hey, you know what?
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Somebody's definitely following us. Come
on, let's get inside. Come on, hurry
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up.
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Brown, you need to rest. You're saying
things.
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No, I'm not, Colonel. I know what I...
Colonel, Colonel, Colonel.
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So I guess the man standing at the
window is me and my imagination, too.
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What you
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want, open Cunningham?
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I'd like to talk to you for a second.
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Well, who is he? Who are you?
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You made up the law.
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Days be gone, facial cream.
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Sneaking around people in this
neighborhood to get a cat.
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That right up in you. So how'd you find
us?
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He followed us, duh.
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Well, you filled out these information
cards.
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Colonel, I know you didn't put my
address on your card. Well, I did
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didn't want to put mine on it.
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Okay,
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what can we do for you?
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Well, I couldn't help but notice both of
you were getting facials and really
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seemed to enjoy it.
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Oh, no, no.
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We're looking for the perfect face to
test our product and then shoot an
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infomercial for us. Oh, do it.
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Actually, Mr. Brown, we thought you'd be
the perfect candidate.
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Oh, no, I don't mess with them
infomercials. No, they stay up late
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slinging them products, lying to people.
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Who's going to be a part of that?
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It pays $5 ,000.
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You can count me in. We can shoot it
right here. And what we can do is we can
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me a dirty single and then line up me a
super wide shot.
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I may need a narrow shot from this. How
does this angle look on me?
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Ridiculous. That's good. I'm going to go
to the car. I'm going to get the
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product and use it for a couple of days.
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Then we're going to shoot a commercial.
Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me
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that this face is not infomercial
material?
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Raymond, Renee is going to love
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you.
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Yeah, if she's into Trekkies and
seashell collectors.
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Trekkers.
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Okay, Will, would you give this a
chance? Baby, I got this. This is going
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work.
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You didn't tell me you were hooking her
up with Rain Man from the men's choir.
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Will, look, just give him a chance, all
right? Renee's going to be here any
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minute. Okay. Let's, um, let's, ah,
let's wrap this up.
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Huh?
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Hey, how you doing, man?
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Uh, can I get a cup of martini for my
wife? I'll take a whiskey sour and, um,
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ooh, hot chocolate.
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He'll have a glass of Merlot.
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Extra ice.
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What?
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Oh, what's up? Hey, fool, what you doing
in here?
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What's good, man? Oh, wife and I came
out with some friends, you know, kicking
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for a minute.
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What's good? Hey, wait, what's this?
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Hey, Anthony.
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What's up, Sasha?
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Mm -hmm, mm -hmm. So who are you?
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It's not about who I'm with, it's about
who I'm taking home.
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Raymond!
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Yeah, um, this is one of Will's old
college buddies, Anthony.
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What's wrong with you? Pimping.
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Look, there's Renee.
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Come on, let's go meet her.
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What?
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Raymond, I would like for you to meet...
The finest thing in here. Come over
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here.
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Hey!
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Focus, all right?
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Renee, this is Raymond.
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Raymond, this is Renee.
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It's nice to meet you. You look nice.
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Uh, Renee, this is my boy Anthony from
college, and that's Renee.
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Rayman! I mean, uh, Raymond just started
his own fishing business.
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Rayman, I haven't been called that since
breakfast.
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My mom is crazy.
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Listen, if anybody needs fishing
equipment, I've got, uh, the hookup.
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If you're ever feeling sick, I do make
house calls.
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He's the doctor.
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Girl, please. Anthony's a nurse.
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How lame is that?
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Lame.
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We're nurses.
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That's not lame. I know.
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That's wonderful.
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Raymond, Renee, why don't you two dance?
Sounds like a great idea.
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You want to dance?
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Yes, I would love to. I love this song.
Hey, boo -boo, want to hold my purse?
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Thank you.
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Make sure my name's next on your dance
card.
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Why'd you let her go with him, man?
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Ow, that's cool.
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I think she likes me anyway, you know. I
can sense a vibe. That girl is digging
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me.
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Really?
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Okay.
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Dude, I guess you got this one hooked.
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you've been saying that Mr. Brown is out
of control since he started using that
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anti -aging cream.
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He thinks he's 25.
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Only thing 25 years older is clothes.
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Right. And I can't believe they didn't
choose me to be the pitch man.
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What?
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Oh, I'm sick of this.
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Oh, my God.
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What's up, old school?
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Skinner jeans.
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All the young people wear them. This is
what you got to wear when you old. Like,
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I mean, when young.
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I suggest you let them wear them.
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And I suggest you get a flea collar, but
you won't.
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I'm telling you, the product reps think
I look great, though.
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Nobody's scratching, Cora. Well, maybe
that cream is giving you a rash.
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Mr. Brown, you can't endorse a product
that gives you a rash.
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Cora, and miss out on $5 ,000?
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Uh -uh. You gotta be out your mind.
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All the rash in this house is right
there, in the green.
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Look at you, looking like you're
looking.
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I'll take this pie and throw it in your
face. I tell you what, we'll be
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fighting. I'll fight a dude. I ain't
scared of you no more. Look, I tell you,
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Cora, I just need to get rid of these
toxins in the house. What?
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Toxins be gone.
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What you doing out there, babe? Where's,
uh, where's Renee?
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Late from lunch.
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Again. Ah, she's with Anthony, huh?
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Oh, yeah. I don't know what she sees in
him, but... Well, he's a successful
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nurse, and he's a great father.
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He's a womanizer.
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Look, sweetie, Anthony went through a
really bad divorce, and now he's just
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enjoying himself.
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No, no, Will. What he's doing is filling
his life with a bunch of meaningless
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physical relationships.
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Like I said, he's enjoying himself.
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Renee needs a good man.
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All right? I mean, Raymond was obviously
the better choice. I don't understand.
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I just... Obviously. Right.
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Well, she seems happy.
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Oh, I hate you!
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I hate you! I don't believe you!
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All I'm saying is act like you see the
bill sometime.
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Give a fake reach or something.
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Oh, you want me to fake it? You want me
to fake it? Because I can do that. I did
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it last night.
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Well, first of all, if your kids weren't
screaming, are you my real daddy? Are
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you my real daddy? Whatever.
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Whatever. You look just like him.
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You know what? You just need a two
-bedroom.
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I'm saving. I'm trying.
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Oh! Oh!
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Wait, hold up. No. Why you introduce me
to her?
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What happened, man? What's going on? You
know what's going on is your boy needs
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to know how to treat a lady.
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First of all, you show me a lady, and I
will treat her like a lady. I am a lady!
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Hey! Hey! What with you?
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Man, y 'all need to stop.
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Will's right. This has to end.
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Oh, it's ended. Oh, trust me. It is so
ended. It's over.
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Good.
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Don't call me no more, okay? I'm good
with you. I'm done with women. It's a
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wrap.
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Not no more. Hot tight booty.
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Oh,
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I hate him.
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I hate him.
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It's okay. Okay, baby. Are you all
right?
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Yes, I am fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I
was about to catch a case.
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You know, I already have two strikes.
I'm cool.
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You know that Raymond would never treat
you like that.
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Sasha. You know what? You're right.
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You're right. But don't you hook that
up. Hook me and your boy Raymond up.
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Consider it hooked.
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Hey,
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you just can't leave it alone, can you?
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I just think that Renee needs the right
man. You know, she's a very sensitive,
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sweet, kind young lady. And no one else
sees that. No, she's not. You're the
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only person that thinks so.
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over here. I will say action, and you
just give us your testimony.
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If you need a stand -in, I'm ready.
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What?
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I'm sick of this.
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This is going to be a disaster. Let me
get comfortable.
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All right, here we go. And action!
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Hi, my name is Leroy S. Brown, and the S
is for silky smooth skin.
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When I first started using...
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Age be gone. I can feel the years just
popping off of me. Yes. When I first
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started using silky smooth skin, my age
wasted.
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Yeah.
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I thought we were going to stand still.
Okay.
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Maybe it's not me moving. Maybe it's
your cameras moving.
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It's not the camera, sir. Okay. So this
is your spot. Right here.
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That's right. All this.
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You stand in your spot. Okay.
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Okay. We're ready.
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Okay.
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And the action!
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Hi! My name is Leroy S. J.
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And the S is for... The S is for still
scratching a piece.
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What in the world is wrong with him?
Who's allergic to that cream?
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00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:55,850
Unlike my battle -tested skin.
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Is this too much around? No! No!
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Yes!
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You need a backup?
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00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,500
Well, I'm sick of this.
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Oh,
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isn't
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this great?
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I mean, no yelling, no fighting, just us
having a great time.
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Yep. Way better than watching the game.
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Nice to see you here, Renee. I was
beginning to think you weren't
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Why you say that?
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Because your text said not interested.
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That was before I realized what a great
guy you are, Rudy.
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It's Ray.
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That's what I said, Randy.
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00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,440
I don't know if I ever mentioned that
Ray owns...
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Several tackle shops.
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00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:03,950
Several times. Several tackle shops.
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00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:07,450
I just opened my 15th store in Macon.
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00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,510
15th? Yeah. Wow. So what about you,
Renee?
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00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:11,950
How long have you been nursing?
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00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:17,990
Well, my youngest son is four, and so
I'm trying to wean him, and I used to be
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00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:19,350
size C, but now I'm a B.
329
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,850
Uh -oh, you talking about how long have
I worked as a nurse? Yeah. Five years.
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Oh, and how long have you been fishing?
331
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:36,280
He's not a fisherman, Renee. He owns...
Renee, what are you doing?
332
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,700
Hey, stop texting.
333
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,000
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm being rude.
334
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,240
Yeah.
335
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:49,160
Um, so, Rudy, you're a, um... Stalker!
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00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,600
What?
337
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,640
Stalker! Look, I followed a girl home
once, but that was a long time ago, and
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00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,640
they dropped the charges.
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00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,740
So this is how it's gonna be, huh?
340
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,420
Anthony, what are you doing here?
341
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Would you say something?
342
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,200
You gonna eat that?
343
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:10,240
So, yeah, why are you here? You told me
you were gonna be here, but you didn't
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00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,240
mention Obama.
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00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,760
Maybe I should go.
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00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:14,940
Sit down, Rudy.
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00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,360
It's Roy, I mean Ray.
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00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,840
You just couldn't get enough of me. You
just couldn't get enough. I was doing
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00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,080
fine until you started texting me.
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00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:27,000
Please, what am I texting you? You just
realized what a good thing you was
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00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,860
missing out on. That's what's wrong.
Hey, guys, please.
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00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,140
Shut up, Will.
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00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,220
I shouldn't have messed with you. I knew
it because I knew you was going to get
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00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:36,880
all sprung out and all cracked out on
me. Whatever.
355
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,480
You the one all sprung.
356
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,200
You sprung. You sprung.
357
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,500
In your tight dress.
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00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,300
So? Lips juicy and poked out.
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00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,280
Can't stand you. I hate you.
360
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:46,900
Ooh.
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00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,200
Can I go now?
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00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:53,860
Yep.
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00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,900
Let's see you again, Renee.
364
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,080
What are you doing?
365
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:14,700
Cora, that stuff is just about to eat me
dead.
366
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,680
Where is Colonel in his pit?
367
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:19,140
Oh, they went shopping.
368
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:22,840
Shopping? Yep. That's the second
shopping spree this week.
369
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,820
Miss Anderson, they came in to get some
money.
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00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,900
Oh, shut up, Cora. Money?
371
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:31,760
Yes. Cora, turn TV up. Turn TV up. I
know that ain't.
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00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:33,310
I know that ain't.
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00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:39,290
My name is Colonel Cleophas T. Jackson,
and the T is for tender skin.
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00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:41,210
Shut up, man.
375
00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:47,110
When I first started using age -begone
cream, I noticed the young girls, how
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00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:49,690
they started looking at me. And it
wasn't just for money.
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00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:54,050
I know when using this cream, it's
helped my sex life a whole lot.
378
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,190
What? Come and check me for my
commercial.
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00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:59,610
I'm a kid. You know that's my
commercial. One of the things I didn't
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00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:00,830
Turn it off.
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