All language subtitles for meet_the_browns_s02e20_the_matrimony

Nice moves, baby.

Oh, my God, baby. Why didn't you tell me
you were watching?

What, and miss this show?

Looking good, baby. Looking good. What's
got you all Macarena today?

Well, you remember that Karen had those
tickets to the Red Hot and Latin Den

this Saturday?

Yeah. Yeah, well, I told her we couldn't
go.

Why'd you do that?

Because, baby, you can't dance.

I figured you had to work anyway, so...
Well, actually, you're right. But that

doesn't mean you should miss out on all
the fun. Ask somebody else.

Baby, who would actually be home on a
Saturday night?

Hey, anybody want to play bingo?

B -A -N -G -O?

Bingo, what's his name?

Hey, Uncle Brown. Uncle Brown what?

Sasha needs a partner for the Red Hot
Latin Dance on Saturday.

Want to go?

Oh, I'm... I'm busy.

Doing what?

I got to wash my hair. Yeah, that's what
I'm doing.

Well, that won't take long.

Oh, Lord, look what the cat coughed up
and spit in the kitchen.

Well, look, I'd love to hang out with y
'all, but I got to run.

Get it?

All the chameleons out of work and he
want to make jokes. That was hilarious.

Baby, you want to catch that movie
tonight?

Oh, sorry, baby. I got to work late.

But that's the third time this week.

Yeah, I know.

I'm sorry, but I'll make it up to you,
all right?

See y 'all.

Will seems to be working late, a lot
lately.

That's part of being a doctor, Miss
Edna.

You're a very sweet girl.

Gullible, but sweet.

Miss Edna, what are you talking about?

I used to have a husband who liked to
work overtime.

And what did he do?

His secretary moment.

Miss Edna.

Most women would be suspicious.

Miss Edna, I'm not going down this road
again, okay? I have absolutely no reason

not to trust my husband.

Sasha, I couldn't get this lipstick out
of Will's collar.

Oh, did you try that, uh, stain stick
thing? Yes, I tried everything. I don't

know what that is.

Cora, that's not my lipstick.

Isn't it?

Oh.

Okay, look, there's probably a very
logical explanation for this, and...

we're wearing makeup.

Oh, I hope my nephew ain't turning into
one of them Transformers.

He wants to or should I tell him? No,
you tell him. Well, you'll sound better

coming from you. You tell him. Oh, your
voice is more commanding. Now, why don't

you tell him? Why don't you just tell
me? It ain't like it's something

important.

How do you know it's not important, Mr.
Brown? Because it's not about me.

Mr. Brown, would you let him speak? We
all want to hear the news.

Yes, Mr. Brown. I want to hear what they
have to say.

Hey, don't you have something you can be
fixing outside?

I've already fixed everything.

Here.

Go fix that.

What you got to say, Ashford and
Simpson?

Well, the news is, Etna and I decided to
move in together. Oh, it's going to be

a beautiful wedding. I'm going to get
everything together. It's going to be

great. You're getting married.

No, we're moving in together.

Well, congratulations.

That's great.

Is it yours?

What?

Colonel, you done finally lost your
mind.

What's wrong with you?

I tell you what.

You and Edna can squeeze up there in
that room if you want to, but both of

are still paying full rent.

We're not staying up in any room. We're
getting our own place. That's right.

How the two of you going to get your own
place? Both of you broke it in the Ten

Commandments. Well, I've been saving
some money.

And I got a little nest egg, see, you
don't know about it.

Yeah, I know bats don't have no nest.

Actually, Mr. Brown, bats do have nests.

Who are you, the Beastmaster here?

Go do something else.

I'm going to go tell the kids. Whatever.

Mr. Brown, why you just can't be happy
for them?

You said you wanted me to leave.

I wanted you to leave, but I wanted the
satisfaction of kicking you out myself.

Well, I bet you won't get that
satisfaction out of you.

I'm not worried, because you'll be back.
Both of you will be back.

Because they got rules in most places
about renting to people like the two of

you. The people like the two of us? What
rules?

I got three words for you, Colonel.

No pics allowed.

Okay.

Bye, babe. Wait.

Where you going, huh? Oh, I told you I
had to work tonight.

Well, what's this?

Oh, that's my shirt.

Don't be funny, William.

My blue shirt?

Oh, oh, oh.

That's lipstick.

Try some stain remover.

Look, I know this is lipstick, but this
is not my color.

Oh.

Yeah, see, old lady Carmichael. She gave
me a kiss for every kidney stone she

passed.

Carmichael is 4 '11". How did she get to
your neck, huh?

You know, I should call and ask her.

I just realized I don't have my phone.

Your phone is upstairs on the dresser,
Will.

Uh -huh.

Thank you.

You know what? I'm going to hurry up and
find it, get on out of here, and go see

Dr. Harris.

Sasha, you shouldn't worry about what
Edna says. She's just ignorant.

Will is a good man, and he ain't nothing
like his daddy.

What about Will's daddy?

I can't tell you nothing about his
daddy. Yes, you can. My lips shut. I

going to say nothing. Okay, well, never
mind.

Well, if you're going to beg me, ask me
again, and I might say something.

You ain't asked me, and I ain't said
nothing. What about Will's daddy?

Well, since you asked, you know the old
saying, Papa was a rolling stone?

Well, Will's daddy was an avalanche.

Yes! He cheated on my sister Vera up
until the day she asked me to go get her

pack of cigarettes from the store. He
never came back from that store. He been

gone ever since.

I can't believe Will never told me.

Don't worry, though. Will ain't like
them other boys. He ain't nothing like

daddy. Yeah, he don't smoke.

Hey, nephew.

Hey, what's up, Uncle?

All right, babe.

Gotta go.

Dr. Anderson doesn't like to be kept
waiting.

I thought you said Dr. Harris.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Dr.

Harris Anderson.

Bye, babe. Don't wait up.

You kept me waiting.

I'm sorry.

But I think my wife expects something.

How much time do we have?

I don't know. An hour?

Well, with a man like you, I'm going to
need more time.

Well, that's all we got, so let's just
make the most of it, okay?

Why can't you tell your wife that you're
taking a dance class?

Well, because I want to surprise her.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Well, let's just see what you remember.

All right.

Okay.

Pretty light on my feet, huh? Yeah.

And you are pretty heavy on mine.

Okay.

Let's take it from the top.

Okay.

And... No, remember, you're looking at
me, not your feet.

And six, seven, eight. And one, two,
three.

Okay, there you go, cross -body lead.

There you go.

Sorry.

Did I hurt you?

Oh, my God.

This guy is going to break my fingers.

What was that?

I said, good job.

You a liar.

Well, don't worry about it. You're going
to get it.

I just can't get used to this, you know?
I just can't get the hang of it. I'm

never going to figure this out.

Look, yes, he will.

You're going to get it.

I'm kind of...

Wasting your time. I really wanted to
surprise my wife, but this just isn't

going to work.

Wait a second. Hold on.

Look, you cannot quit. You've been
working so hard. You can't quit on me.

not? Well, because you know all the
steps. You know the turns.

The only thing that's missing, you need
to feel the emotion.

I don't know what it is. Maybe it's just
when I'm here in the studio, I just get

nervous and I forget everything.

Just forget it. You know what?

Thanks again, Anita.

Well, hold on.

Look.

All I need you to do is just feel the
music and the rhythm.

You'll get it. Come on.

Come on.

Ready. And six, seven, eight. And one,
two, three.

See, that's it.

You've got it.

All right.

Good job.

Now I feel the love.

I did it.

See, I told you you could do it, and you
wanted to quit on me.

Wow, all right.

I think I'm getting the hang of it.
Let's do it again.

Well, we're almost done packing.

Well, why don't you pack Will in one of
those boxes and take him with you, huh?

Whoa, Jerry.

You want to ask?

Don't tell.

Hey, babe.

How was work?

Oh, you will not believe the night at
the hospital. I'm sure that I

wouldn't, you liar.

What?

Well, I saw you tonight with your little
girlfriend.

What?

Hold on. Wait a minute. You followed me?
So how long has this been going on?

She's not my girlfriend.

Baby, I couldn't tell the way you had
her wrapped up in your arms. Oh, I can

feel the love.

You think I'm cheating on you? I don't
think. I know.

Because, Will, I saw you.

I can't believe you followed me.

Have I ever done anything to make you
not trust me? Will, you've been lying to

me. Well, okay.

But I've got a perfectly good reason.

We'll bring it on, huh?

Because I can't wait to hear it. Huh?

What, the dog ate your homework?

Oh, it wasn't me.

Or my favorite, kisses for kidney
stones.

Wait, no.

Never mind.

Believe what you want to believe, all
right?

I'm sick of going through this with you.

I'm going to bed.

Fine, because you're sleeping in
Joaquin's room. No, I'm not. Oh, yes,

No, I'm not. I'm sleeping in my bed.

You can sleep in Brianna's room. Oh, no,
I'm not.

Oh, yes, you are.

And I know one other thing.

Whatever I do do, just don't follow me.

Miss Edna, I've never seen you so happy.

I don't think I've ever been so happy.

You look like you're proud. This man is
something.

Yes, he's crazy about you. I sure am. I
sure am. And I'm crazy about him. Well,

both of y 'all just crazy.

At our age, we're lucky to find love at
this stage of the game.

Now, I know my colonel may be a little
rough on the exterior, but on the

he's as gentle as a lion.

What the hell happened to all that
stuff?

I don't know. It was here a minute ago.

I don't... What happened to it? What
happened to the... They were right here.

Brown!

What the hell is our stuff?

Colonel, okay, I got your stuff. But you
can't leave until you... Until you give

me money for last month's rent.

Mr. Brown, you can't hold that stuff
hostage.

They ain't holding my money hostage. You
better have my money.

I don't believe this.

Well, believe it, sir.

Hey, look.

We'll straighten you as soon as we get
settled in. I know you're not going to

get over there to your new place and
forget you owe me money. People do it

the time. Mr. Brown, they're good for
it. We would never do that. They ain't

good for nothing.

They might get over there and start
getting on somebody else's nerves and

find some new friends and forget about
the people that helped you make it

through. I said I wasn't going to do
this. I said I wasn't going to.

Pull yourself together.

Okay.

Mr. Brown.

Brown.

Brown. Do you need a hug?

Yes. Kind of give me a hug, girl.

Kind of you can give me a hug. Me and
hug, man.

I can't believe that Will would do this.

Oh, I know, girl.

I am a good wife, Cora. I don't deserve
this.

I know, girl. I gave that man the best
years of my life, and he's going to

me like that?

Can't you say anything other than, I
know, girl?

No, girl.

If you feel that strongly about it, I
say confront the sword.

Will has been gone most of the day.
Probably spent a time with that little

Blessed woman.

Blessed, blessed woman.

That's not what I was going to say, but
okay.

And personally, I'm getting sick of
hearing about it, all right? So I say we

talk to that woman.

does it right whoa whoa whoa whoa wait
whoa whoa baby girl no you can't go down

there like this why not cuz you gotta go
down there with your a -game baby my a

-game baby let me see what you got i'm
gonna see what you got what i'm working

with cora oh that's about a c plus look
first you gotta go upstairs get cleaned

up right

There she goes. Excuse me.

We need to talk.

Nice dress.

You must be Sasha.

Oh, I am more than that, sweet pea. I am
Will's wife, Sasha.

And how do you know my name?

Look, there's something you need to
know. But you need to hear it from me.

What are you doing here with her?

And why are you all dressed up, Will?

Because I came to see my woman.

You mean you've got the nerve to call
this chick your woman after all the...

Hey, hey, hey.

Take it easy.

Sasha, I'm talking about you.

But, baby, you were just, like, telling
me that... Yeah, I know. Sasha, you are

my woman.

Anita's my dance teacher.

Okay, but the two of you were... Okay,
but you and... Right. Okay, but, Will,

you're not... No, no, I'm not, and she
and I are not. I think what you're

to say is, you know, Will, I'm sorry for
following you around all over the place

and not trusting you. So, I accept your
apologies.

Did you know about this the whole time?

I knew, girl.

This was Will's last night of class, and
he wanted all of us to come, especially

you.

Hey, come on, everybody.

Sasha's in. Come on in. Come on. Come
on.

It's all right.

Hello.

Hello.

You pulled it off, Will. Hey, we'll see.

Thanks for coming, you guys.

So, I hear there's a red hot... Latin
dance party on Saturday.

You want to go?

You mean that you've been sneaking out
this whole time to take dance classes?

Yeah. And I've got the bruises to prove
it.

Okay.

I hope you didn't get started with that.

Okay. I thought y 'all said it was going
to be dancing.

So let's...

Take the dance floor. Come on, South the
King. Show them what you got. Oh, go

ahead, nephew.

Go, Will.

Player, player.

Hey, baby, I don't know the routine.

Don't worry about it.

Now is the time when you should follow.

Yeah, nephew. That's right.

Dipper, dipper, dipper, nephew, dipper.

Would you be my partner?

Me? I have two left feet. That's all
right. I got two right ones. I'll teach

what I know about salsa.

It's great with tacos.

Okay.

Who gonna dance with me? I need to dance
with nothing but the best.

Oh, well, sorry.

We're spoken.

I'll dance with you.

You better hold on.

Yeah, you better act like you know.

Edna? I don't have on the right. Shoot,
baby. You have to dance. I don't have to

do anything.

Hey, I want to dance with my wife.

What the what?

Y 'all done galoped.

I want to dance with my wife.

Colonel, don't do it. This is your
conscience.

Shut up, Brown.

This is a tender moment.

Mr. Barnes, I love you.

Oh, my goodness. And, um... Will you
marry me?

Miss Jackson.

Cleo? I love you too.

And I'd be honored to be your wife.

Did you turn in your key?

We moved to the little red house on the
corner.

Hand me the remote.

Okay, don't you have your own TV?

Yep, no cable.

Ooh, ham and cheese, my favorite.

I think I'll take this.