All language subtitles for meet_the_browns_s02e18_the_thief

Look at cute new scrubs.

I just hope you find everything to your
liking, Mrs. Sinclair.

I even got you your favorite box of
chocolates. Oh, why, thank you.

I'm going to have to tell Dr. Taylor
about you, nurse. Brown, that is B -R -O

-N. Let me get some of them chocolates.

No. Renee, those are for Mrs. Sinclair.
No, it's okay.

No, it's not.

Take your stinky chocolates.

You know what? You don't have to excuse
Renee.

She's a little new.

That's a lie.

I've been here for two years.

Yes, but if you add in your sick days,
probation, and breaks, you've only

12 days.

12 days?

Damn, I need vacation.

Ha, ha, hell.

Oh, did I tell you that Dr.

Taylor's coming by to visit me this
afternoon?

I'll be sure and bring you up.

You don't have to do that if you don't
want to.

Go ahead.

So, who is Dr. Taylor?

Dr. Taylor is my nephew.

Oh. As well as the president of the
hospital.

So? He also has final say as to who wins
the Employee of the Year Award.

Well, I wouldn't be surprised if it was
you who won that award, Nurse. Brown,

that is B -R -O -W -N.

No, that is N -O -S -E.

Yeah, well, I think I will just leave
you alone to get your beauty rest.

Not that you need it.

Tuck up. Oh, apologies.

Yeah, well, you might want to get that
checked.

Oh, you know that Sasha is such a sweet
girl.

Yeah, if you like that type.

You know, I really like people with an
edge.

You know, people with sharp instincts
who can like really tell when stuff just

ain't right.

You know, a lot of people call it the
sixth sense, but everybody in my family,

my auntie and all them, they call it the
third eye and they say, I got it.

Oh, you think I got it too? Thank you.

Third, third.

Oh, you're choking.

Oh my God.

Okay. Oh, you know what? I got you. I
got you. Cause my big fat aunt Stella,

chokes all.

the time when she'd eat popcorn, which I
don't know why she'd eat popcorn, and

it seemed like since her throat's so fat
that the little criminal would just go

down.

Oh, I'm cracking myself up.

You okay?

I'll get you some water.

Mrs. McClare, are you all right?

Renee, what did you do? I didn't do
nothing. She didn't want to choke you.

You just saved my life.

She did?

Oh, good. She did.

Yes, I did.

I really did.

Oh, okay. Saving people's lives is
stressful.

expensive that is, I'm not finna call
somebody to do something I can do

Now, hold it, hold it. Now, let it go.

Now, look.

Well, Kurt, maybe if I take the dangle
loose on all of them and let them hang

their match. Just give it up, Mr. Brown.
You about as handy as a fish.

You ain't gonna talk to your daddy like
that. Now, I'm the one who fixed your

bike when you was a little girl. I know.
I still have the scar to prove it.

Well, didn't nobody tell you to be
popping no wheelers?

The wheel came off.

What?

I thought you was training for the X
Games.

What is that?

Break it up!

Break it up!

She said break it up. What's wrong with
you?

He started it, and I'm going to finish
it, too.

All you kids go home. Yeah, go home
before I call your mamas and your

whoever they are.

Ricky Earl, is that you?

Boy, you know if your mama have to come
down off that strip pole and go to that

school, she's going to whoop you up
behind.

Takes one to know one, fathead.

What are you laughing at? What is your
name, boy?

Kim.

That's part of the problem right there.

What are you talking about, Mr. Frank?
Of course, if I had a girl's name, I'd

fighting all the time, too.

So why are you two fighting?

He's mad because I wouldn't let him
cheat off my math test.

Might as well help a brother out. I
don't have to do nothing.

There's no reason for you two to be
fighting. Now stop this name -calling.

make up.

messing with these kids. You got to
handle these kids calmly.

Step back and watch me handle him
calmly.

Young man.

Shut up, old man.

Boy, I started to jump down your throat
and tap dance on your top. You ain't do

nothing sweet.

So my daddy. You tell your daddy. Ain't
nobody scared of your daddy.

I'm good at talking. Well, you tell him
before I stuff your little butt in that

backpack.

Here you go, Miss Sinclair. Let me help
you with your jacket. Thank you so much,

Renee. You are welcome.

Now, do you still want me to call you a
cab? Oh, sure. That would be great.

Your cab.

Sorry,

let's do the dance.

There you go.

Renee, what are you doing?

I'm being nice to Mrs. Sinclair.

Yeah, well, you need to stop it right
now.

That's not what I meant.

You see, we, um, love...

our patients, and take pride in your
treatment.

I'm sure some of you do.

Excuse me, lady. I got you, girl. I
got... I got you, girl.

Now, you listen. What?

What you're trying to do, sneaking in
her good graces?

Now, look. I know you're after my
Employee of the Year Award.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Your Employee of the Year Award, huh?
No, I thought... Everybody had a shot to

win and get the free trip to the
Bahamas. Yeah, you thought I didn't know

that, right?

Well, maybe I should have said
something, but I have been working my

earn that award.

Looks to me like you got a whole lot
more work to do.

No way.

I said it. I said it.

You know what? What am I worried about?
Huh?

I mean, sure, you saved our life. Big
deal.

It's not like you can be nice forever.

I don't have to be nice forever. Just
until I get back from the Bahamas, man.

Will coming home? Well, Kim, you know
Will is in D .C. with Brianna in her

class. Can we call him and tell him to
come home?

For what?

What if Kim brings his dad home?

Oh, ain't nobody bringing nobody
anywhere.

And if he does, Mr. Brown is gonna
handle it like an adult.

Yeah, I'm gonna give him an adult chop.
Whack! Right across his adult throat,

just like... No, sir, he's gonna talk to
him, Joaquin. Look, Wacom, violence is

never the answer to the problem. Don't
never try to use violence.

Never. Well, who could that be?

I'll get it, Cora. I got it.

I'll get it.

Hey,

look who it is. I see you came to
apologize.

No, I went to get my daddy.

You ain't gonna walk up on me like this
like you bad.

See, he got his daddy. We're gonna
handle this like an adult. And we're

do... Why you gonna be like a pit bull
and a chihuahua?

I heard you been talking bad to my boy.

Your boy is a lie. Oh, you call my boy a
liar?

Not like a lie, lie, like a, not a
little lie. Because sometimes people lie

spread other people's feelings. I do it
sometimes.

Cora, no, you don't look big in that
skirt. It slims you.

Please, I beg you.

Stop it. Come on in, sir. Come on in. My
name is Cora Simmons, and I'm a

teacher. Why are you breathing hard? You
skirt.

And I handle things like this all the
time. All the time.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Um.

by morning.

No, we won't. And he better not come to
school tomorrow.

I'm not scared of you. I bet you won't
say that in my face. Bring it on,

Kimberly. Who you calling Kimberly?

Wait a minute. Wait, Nick. You gonna let
him stand there and threaten him like

that? The problem is your boy need to
learn how to defend himself.

These are just kids.

Yes, kids.

Just kids or not, it's never too early
to learn how to kick butt.

What is wrong with you?

Did somebody steal your pacifier?

You need a hug or something. Then get
off me.

Matter of fact, you owe my boy an
apology.

I'm waiting.

Well, you can wait till you grow muscles
in your eyebrows like your daddy hurt.

I ain't apologizing to nobody for
nothing.

Well, that's how it's going to be.

Let's get it on then. Go ahead, hit me.
If you hit me, I'll bleed all over your

shoulders. No, you're not going to do
that in my house. Not in my house.

Let's go outside then.

Yeah, take him outside, Mr.

Brown. You got to be quiet before you
get somebody killed.

I can't fight today.

I got choir practice.

Thank you, Lord.

Weren't you a soprano?

I bet you used to be a soprano.

Tomorrow, when I come back, we're going
to get it on.

Go ahead.

Why don't you eat for breakfast this
morning a box of magic?

Just be ready tomorrow, man.

I think I swallowed a flame.

Funny, huh?

Let's pray.

Carver, ain't nobody scared of you.

Carver, that's the one on TV. He killed
people.

Carver, we got the moon. The moon where?

Mr. Brown, where are we going?

Mr. Brown, please. If he hit me, he
won't hurt me, Carver.

And that is how I won Employee of the
Year.

It wasn't really all that incredible,
because it's not like my competition was

fierce or anything.

Oh, look, and there she is.

Sasha Fierce.

Okay, everybody, lunch is over. Get back
to work.

Now!

Well... Are you going to congratulate
me?

I'd rather eat ten -day -old tilapia.

You should.

We just had it. I'm sure it's some
laughing.

Renee, this isn't fair.

Natasha, what's that thing called when
somebody tries to do something bad to

somebody else and then it backfires on
that somebody?

What is that?

Poetic justice.

No, good movie, but that's not it.

That's what you get. That's what I was
looking for. That's what you get. You

know what? Fine, Renee, okay? Go ahead
and rub it in.

Yeah, I am.

Um, Tank, and I was going to ask... you
if you wanted to go to the bahamas with

me but there's just this one little
thing what's that i

don't really like you how's that for
rubbing it in

could this day get any

worse well Let's see, Dr. Troy could
come back, or your doctor husband could

kill another patient, or that crackhead
lady could come back to take your

renegade. You have a whole bunch of
stuff that could happen to you. You

never ask that.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Dr. Taylor?

Oh, yeah, um, no, no, no, that wasn't me
who called you in hysterics.

Yes, she's lying. She was saying, oh,
perfect.

Sasha, go for me.

No, actually, my cell phone was stolen.

She's lying. But I've got it back.

Wait, what?

Wait, you want me to pick up the award?

So that means I won?

No, no, no.

Okay, so you're out of town, and you
want me to present the award to Renee.

Yes.

Hold on. No.

That. That.

It's poetic justice.

Just listen to it.

This is so shit.

Basha Fierce, everyone.

Then I'm going to take it off.

I'm going to fight you to teach my kid a
lesson.

That even though I fight for a living,
violence is not the way to solve

problems. Well, can't you just write him
a note?

Look, that ain't going to work, all
right?

Now listen, I'm going to take it easy on
you at first, but then I'm going to

take a dive, okay?

We going swimming?

I'm not wearing none of them panty
things. I'm not doing it.

Man, forget them panties.

Now this is what's going to happen.

After you win, we're going to get up,
we're going to shake hands, okay?

We're going to show good sportsmanship.

And that's going to be it, all right?
You cool with that? I'm cool with

that'll help me keep my teeth.

Look, we're going to make it look real,
but don't hit me hard.

Okay, I won't hit you that hard.

I'll just hit you medium hard.

You're not going to hit me at all. Go
ahead, go ahead.

You want to fight in front of these
kids?

No, no, Cor, we don't have to. He said
we're going to go swimming to teach the

kids a lesson.

You mean to die?

That is so nice of him.

Corbin, no, it ain't. He's scared.

He took one look at these guns.

Those BB guns?

Carmen, don't make me sad. I think I can
take him. Take him where? To lunch?

Mr. Brown, stop being foolish.

These kids are laughing. Hey, time for
talk is over, old man.

It's time to hit the mat.

It's going to be two licks past.

You hitting me, and you hitting me
again.

Let's do this.

Oh, Mr. Brown, I feel so terrified for
you.

Oh, but I just can't turn away.

Carmen, that ain't nothing.

Watch that right there.

Bam!

You bought that outfit. Did they give
you a ticket with your time machine?

You can laugh all you want to. I have
you to know these shorts belong to

Farmer's garden.

But he was clutch.

All right, whatever.

Here's the rules.

First one off the mat loses.

Kick his butt, Mr. Brown.

Joaquin, that's inappropriate.

Kick his butt, Mr. Brown.

They wanted to see that coming. Do
something else.

Yo, give me a shot, but don't hit me too
hard.

a lesson to y 'all. Although I knocked
him out, I was still not the answer.

Tell him. You tell him, Mr. Brown. Now,
what he's going to do now is he's going

to get up and we're going to shake hands
like good sportsmanship, Ms. Smith.

Good sportsmanship.

Yo, man, you knocked me out.

I know. You took the dive thing, so
let's shake hands with good

Ms. Smith. Run.

Oh, man.

You gonna hurt somebody.

That's the point. You got a pipe in me.

to thank all the little people to have
time to thank one.

And that would be Sasha Brown.

I said, Sasha Brown.

Awkward.

Remember I decide who gets Sundays off?

When that old lady was choking and when
she fell and was about to bust her ass.

Renee.

house anytime that you want okay i know
it's after five o 'clock so my shift is

over i am so out but i just want to
remind y 'all that the um renee is the

after party is at the moccasin lounge
and it is byob

You should die with my crane style.

Keep my secret, I'll keep yours.