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It'll be better when my colonel gets
back.
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Edna, the zoo has a recall letter.
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They want you back.
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Here's your mail, Cora. That's for
Sasha.
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Thank you. Edna, Edna, you got something
on your face.
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Something on your face. Edna, wipe your
face. Where?
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Right there. Look, it's in the middle.
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Now move to the side.
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You don't see that, Cora?
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Turn this way. Look over here.
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I tell you what, Corbin, we can see it.
Turn that way and look at me on the
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count of three. Turn this way. One, two,
three. What the... That's ugly. Girl,
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that's all you got on your face.
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Fixing stones will break my bones.
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Woman, at your age, any sudden movement
will break your bones.
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If you had a neck, I'd break it. If you
wasn't so nasty, you wouldn't be giving
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everybody stuff.
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You're just nasty.
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Well, she started. Well, that's enough.
That's enough.
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Now, I mean it. Y 'all act worse than
those kids at school.
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Now, sit down. I mean it, Mr. Brown.
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Corey, you ain't going to keep hollering
at me. Sit down, Mr. Brown. You ain't
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going to keep hollering at me. You're
going to sit down. Sit down, Miss Edna.
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Now, we're going to talk nice to each
other. It's a beautiful day today,
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It's a beautiful day. Right.
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Mr. Brown, can you please say something
nice to Miss Edna?
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Edna, you look radiant.
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That was good.
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That was good. Okay, Miss Edna.
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Can you say something nice to Mr. Brown?
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You look electrifying.
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All right.
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Let's say thank you, Mr. Brown. Thank
you, Mr. Brown.
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To Miss Edna.
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Thank you, Edna.
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Miss Edna, let's say you're welcome.
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You're welcome, Cora.
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To Mr.
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Brown.
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You're welcome.
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You ain't got to welcome me to nothing.
This is my house, and I know I'm
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welcome. I'm welcome, I'm welcome, I'm
welcome.
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Hold on.
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Let's play something else, Miss Edna.
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Your eyes are brown.
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Like a movement.
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For the last time, Brianna, the answer
is no. But that's not fair.
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E30 is the hottest rapper around.
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E30?
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You gonna crack something.
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Brianna, all E30 does in his songs is
degrade women and glorify violence.
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But he does it so cool.
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Edna. Miss Edna. I'm gonna punch you.
And slap you.
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I don't even listen to the lyrics. I
just like his beats.
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Please, I'll just die if I don't go.
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Oh, my baby. Well, good thing I'm a
nurse because I'm gonna save your life.
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life is a wreck.
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And so is your room, so go clean it up.
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Rihanna, my final answer is no.
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You just don't understand.
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No, Rihanna, you don't understand.
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That's right, Cora. Don't it seem just
like yesterday when we were arguing
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you going to the concert?
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I said, you can't go to that concert,
Cora. It's going to be too many people.
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Nuh -uh. That's because it was
yesterday, Mr. Brown. I told you, you're
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going to that circular concert.
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It was gospel music. It wasn't no gospel
music. How is it going to be gospel
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music?
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And you see them kids dancing, doing
like, I can't do nothing. You ain't
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to this.
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Okay, Evelyn.
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Oh, it was nice talking to you. Talk to
you later.
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Love you.
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Can't stand that woman.
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She doesn't run around.
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Well, why do you talk to her?
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Because she's my best friend.
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Let me get that.
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Okay.
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Evelyn. Evelyn, darling.
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We were just talking on the phone. I
know.
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I called you from my car phone in my new
Benz.
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I wanted to surprise you.
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Surprise.
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I wish you'd let me know you were
coming.
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Oh, this is the big house you were
telling me about.
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Oh, it's nice.
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Not as big as I thought, but nice.
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I'm Cora Simmons.
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Evelyn West, Edna's best friend.
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I'm sure she's talked about me. No,
never heard of you.
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Well, I'm only in town for one day. My
husband Larry, the doctor, he had a
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meeting down in Macon. So I just
figured, what the Hades, I popped in the
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Mercedes, took the car down.
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Oh, it was a wonderful drive up here.
The sun, the air, and then, ooh, cows!
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Oh, you remember my husband Larry, don't
you? Oh, yes, yes.
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He was my boyfriend, Larry.
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Oh, so long ago. I forgot all about
that.
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I'm so glad we were able to get past all
that.
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I was a bit of a hoochie.
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Kind of horrible.
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Really? Minus the horrible.
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Where is this husband of yours you've
been bragging about?
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Oh, I, um... I think he's lying down.
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Yeah, in the cemetery.
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What Cora means is that he owns
cemeteries all over the country, and on
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lunchtime, he likes to visit with them.
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Oh, is that what Cora means?
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Cora don't need a translator.
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Well, we talked on the phone a few
minutes ago. You said he was here, so I
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popped on by to meet him.
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So where is he?
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Yeah, I would like to see him, too.
Where is he, Miss Adler?
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I need some batteries for this to keep
going dead.
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Edna, go upstairs and get some batteries
out your nasty drawer.
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He's back.
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What are
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you
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doing?
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Huh?
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What are you doing?
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can't hear you.
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What are you doing?
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Working out.
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You know, they say if you listen to
workout music, it helps you burn
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I think you have to work out while
listening to the workout music.
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What?
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You have to work out?
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While you listen to the workout music.
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What?
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Ew. Well, then I'll get all sweaty.
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Well, guess I'm going to have to listen
to that new E30 song later. It's the
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best.
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What do you know about E30?
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Do you like E30?
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Yeah. Slapper.
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Puncher.
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I love E30.
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But I want to go to his concert and
Sasha's not going to let me go.
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I'll just call that little E -boy right
up and get you some tickets and
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backstage passes.
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London.
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Wait. You know him?
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Yeah. That song's about me.
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Slapper. Bruncher.
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Hi, E.
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Hi, E. Wait. Bye.
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Sasha said I can't go, remember?
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You know what?
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That's her job. It's to be a parent and
tell you not to do things.
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But your job is to not listen.
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So we should probably not tell her that
we're going to the concert.
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Yeah, exactly.
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You know, that's how I rolled at your
age. And look at me.
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Well, thanks, London, so much.
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I'm going to tell all my friends we're
coming. Thanks. All right.
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Oh, this role model stuff is super cool.
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You know, she's just nasty.
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Because she's nasty, Cora.
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What's a Cora? Get her, Cora. Jump on
the plumbing. Get her until you're dead.
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Cora got nasty on me, Cora. Evelyn,
didn't you just get in the way? The
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that woman. What kind of friend shows up
and visits?
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Why in the world would you tell her you
were married? I had to.
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Evelyn and I have been competing for as
long as I can remember.
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I get a new dress, she wants a new
dress. I get a new car, she wants a new
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You grow a goatee, did she grow a
goatee?
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And to top it off, she stole my
boyfriend, Larry.
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So I told her I was married. I didn't
think she was going to show up.
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Well, you have to be honest with her.
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The truth will set you free.
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Yes, set us free, make us free.
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I don't want to be free.
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I want to be married in bondage.
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At least until she leaves.
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Oh, I should have just asked the
colonel. Well, the colonel's not here,
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sure not going to volunteer for that.
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And Lyon won't help me then.
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Well, there are no men here.
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I beg your pardon.
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Maybe, maybe I'll settle for Brown.
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Maybe you won't. The devil is a lie.
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Please, please, Brown.
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Please. Just until she leaves. No, Edna.
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Edna, I'm just getting a high. I'm
thinking about it. She's only going to
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here a few more hours. Come on, just
pretend you're my husband.
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Edna. Until she leaves. I can't do it.
No, Edna, get your hands off. Please.
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your paws off of me. Please, Brown.
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Edna, look.
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I'm not going to sacrifice my religion
just so you can tell a lie. I'm not
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to do it. I'll give you double my rate
this month.
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Oh, well, baby, you should have said
that earlier.
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No, no, no.
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None of that. Just... I think I'm going
to have a stroke.
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We went to London and Paris.
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Girl, talk about living.
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Get him in here.
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Darling,
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would you come in here, please?
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Sweetheart? Puddin'? Oh, my.
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Edna, you two look like you could do
some real damage.
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He could do some damage on a piece of
cake.
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Edna just, I like to call her Ma.
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So, where did you two meet?
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Paris.
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Bed and breakfast in Paris, Texas.
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Yeah.
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How long ago?
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Two years ago.
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What you mean is two years ago we were
living in sin, deep in sin, and Edna
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wanted to get her life right, so we've
been living sin free. She was getting
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right with Jesus.
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Oh, yeah.
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Two years. You two make a handsome
couple.
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I tell Edna that all the time,
especially her mustache when she did it.
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Oh, that's Larry.
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Excuse me.
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Hi, honey.
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Uh -huh. I'm sitting here with Edna and
her loving husband now.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Oh, fine.
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Fine. That's fine.
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Yeah, I'll see you then.
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Bye -bye.
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Oh.
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Oh, excuse us.
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Oh,
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that was Larry.
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He can't come.
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Oh. Really? Yes, he has to stay
overnight in Macon to put out some
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He can't make it.
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Oh! Well, I guess I'll be your house
guest tonight.
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Now, no, you can't stay here. Now, no.
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Why not?
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Because the, uh, bugs.
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Yeah. You got bugs bad.
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Yeah, they take your shoes and
everything.
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Yeah. Climb all in your hair. You don't
want eyeballs messing around.
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Now, I got one right there. I got it. Is
this one? Yeah, I got one right there.
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I got it. That's another one. I got one.
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Oh,
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there are no bugs.
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You two must like it rough.
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I'll just go get my things.
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No, you come out. Wait, you... You
can't... You can't stay here.
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But Coach Lloyd backfired on you, huh?
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She can't stay here. Go on out there and
tell her she can't stay here. Tell her,
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Corrie. Okay, we just calm down. Sit
down. I'll take care of it.
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Lovebird. Corrie, this ain't no
lovebird. This a hate buzzard.
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Can you hear me one more time? Hear
what?
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I'm going to forget you're a lady
because you look like a dude.
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Miss Evelyn, I'm glad you're staying.
Oh, we have plenty of room.
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Oh, yes, I'm going to prepare the guest
room.
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Yes, just gather your things.
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They're going to sleep on the couch.
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All right, okay, I'll see you in a
minute.
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Yes, that's wonderful.
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Cora, that's just evil.
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How are you going to tell her she can
stay here? That ain't no guest room.
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That's my room.
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Cora, how can you tell her she can stay
here?
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To give you a chance to tell the truth.
You can't go on living this lie. Oh,
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yes, I can. I made peace with my lies a
long time ago.
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Well, how do you sleep at night?
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Like this, in a coffin.
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Like this.
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Alone,
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just like I'm asleep on this couch.
Alone.
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Slapper punches, slapper punches.
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There was a bomb.
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I know.
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Sasha would have never let me go. I
know.
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London?
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Please tell me that you have the power
to turn on lights with your mind.
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Nope, but I've been working on that one.
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Where have you been? And how could you?
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E30!
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If not you, you're supposed to be
irrational.
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You're 15. Now go to your room.
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Yes, ma 'am. And you are grounded until
you're 16.
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Linda, how could you let her play you
like that?
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00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:54,790
It was just a concert.
284
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A concert I forbid Brianna to go to.
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I got you a tank top.
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Linda, don't you know better than that?
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Huh? Well, obviously not.
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Teenagers defy their parents. They're
irresponsible.
289
00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:10,150
So what's your excuse, London?
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00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,210
Look, anything could have happened to
her.
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Yeah, but she was with me.
292
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:17,270
Is that supposed to be comforting?
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00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:21,290
London, you walk around here like you
don't have a care in the world because
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your rich little daddy can bail you out
of anything.
295
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:26,530
Well, Brianna doesn't have it like that.
296
00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:29,430
Okay, she has to work hard for what she
gets in this world.
297
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:32,370
I'm sorry.
298
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I was just trying to be her friend.
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Brianna's friends are her age.
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00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:39,550
And you need to grow up.
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00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:41,490
You know what?
302
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:45,290
Just because I'm rich doesn't mean that
you know me, so don't act like you know
303
00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:49,430
me. Okay? I wasn't going to let anything
happen to Brianna. I love her just as
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much as you do.
305
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,250
I just wanted to take her out and have
some fun.
306
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:56,850
All you do is walk around here like,
don't do this, don't do that.
307
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,650
You know what? You need to grow up and
ease up.
308
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,890
Take a chill pill.
309
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:20,760
onesie to bear and stop moving around
before you create a fire why are your
310
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:24,700
toenails on my side look at your
toenails right your toenails quit
311
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:30,400
you're scratching me look we're only
pretending to be married for one night
312
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that's it and i want my money you better
have my money too
313
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
make up one of my own.
314
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,320
And you chose him?
315
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,100
I was desperate.
316
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,900
Okay, in case y 'all didn't know, I'm
laying right here.
317
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:07,080
Well, since we're being honest, Larry
and I divorced five years ago.
318
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:12,440
Well, you were bragging about your
husband, so I just decided to keep mine.
319
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,540
I ought to have a cold jump on her.
320
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:18,200
You were jealous of me?
321
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:23,380
The day we met. Oh, girl, girl.
322
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,300
I'll tell you what.
323
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:32,040
Since you two chicks done got this all
sorted out, I'm going upstairs to take
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00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:32,679
a shower.
325
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,540
I gotta wash this nasty eggnog for me.
326
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:42,140
I just like the color purple. Shut up.
327
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,380
I still not understand.
328
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,680
I said enough, okay?
329
00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:08,960
You go first.
330
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:11,220
Okay. I messed up.
331
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,320
And I'm really sorry.
332
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,120
I just wanted to be a role model.
333
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,400
But I won't ever do it again.
334
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,280
London, I know you won't.
335
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,680
Rihanna's gonna need a whole lot more
than you to break out this time.
336
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:34,140
Well, I thought about what you said,
and... London, I was upset.
337
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,440
Yeah, but...
338
00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:36,630
You know what? You're right.
339
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,610
I've only traveled the world and partied
everywhere.
340
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:42,730
And yeah, I'm rich and famous.
341
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,710
But what do I have to show for it?
342
00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:48,190
A boatload of frequent flyer miles?
343
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:50,330
I fly private.
344
00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:53,930
I mean, look at you.
345
00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:55,310
You're a nurse.
346
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:56,590
You have kids.
347
00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:59,610
You get a... I think it's called a
paycheck.
348
00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:07,980
You're... So grown up and raising a
family. I mean, wow.
349
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:14,420
And all I have is this all -access pass
to the hottest clubs in Hollywood.
350
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,740
And San Tropez.
351
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,360
And Miami.
352
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,060
And Monte Carlo.
353
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,700
But London, you recognize that, and
that's a start.
354
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:30,880
Look, you're still young, okay? You're
going to grow at your own pace, but
355
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,880
you're going to grow.
356
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,430
Right? So you don't hate me?
357
00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:39,030
Of course I don't hate you. You're my
girl.
358
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:40,650
Ah, you're my girl too.
359
00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:46,070
Okay, so now that we're girls again,
I've got something we can do together.
360
00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:47,290
What is it?
361
00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:51,170
Okay, why don't we think about all the
chores that we hate doing? Okay. And
362
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:52,170
Brianna do them.
363
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:53,630
Awesome.
364
00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:55,610
What are chores?
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