All language subtitles for meet_the_browns_s02e11_the_ex

Oh, something in here smells so good.

Cora made her world -famous eggs
derelict.

That's Benedict, Mr. Brown. I don't care
what the name is. Cora, this is good.

It's excellent.

Ha, really?

Oh, yes, Cora. I get so egg -cited when
I eat them.

Oh, Cora, and I tell you, I'm not egg
-exaggerating.

Mr. Brown, those were egg substitutes.

I knew there was something wrong with
these eggs. I know it. I don't want no

more of that.

You're sticking to your diet? Yes, I am.
Oh, I am so proud of you. Well, thank

you. I have to get in that dress.

Joanne's wedding is in two weeks.

Mr. Brown, I have something else for
you. And I want you to eat all of this

down. Don't throw it away now. Oh, I
look like the three bears. What is that,

porridge? Mr. Brown, just eat it. Well,
why don't you change my diaper too,

Cord? You just make me feel so old.
Well, you are old.

You don't want old. You want to still
live around here with your daddy. Like

mate, all the rest of your friends
married and gone on.

Mr. Brown.

Okay, now look, what I can't understand
is why your girlfriend sent you the

wrong size dress.

Well, it wasn't the wrong size dress six
months ago.

Now it just fits a little snug.

Cur, maybe you was the wrong size six
months ago.

Six months now.

Mr. Brown, don't be fun. Why don't you
just call her and tell her to send you

the right size?

No, I can't do that. That would be so
embarrassing.

What are you doing? Eat those bricks.

What would be embarrassing, Cora, is if
you showed up at that wedding with a two

-lid dress on like this, and you come in
there and just... I can't breathe.

Mr. Brown, sometimes I think you don't
like me. No, I love you, Cora. I just

tell you the truth. If you tell the
truth, you shame the devil.

Not a devil shame.

Mr. Brown, I'm going to stick to this
diet. I'm just trying to be healthy.

That's all I'm trying to do. Mm -hmm, mm
-hmm. Good for you, Cora. Now, you

still going on your walks every morning?
I am. I'm... Up to two miles.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. You up to two miles?

Yes. But, Carla, you know, if you really
want to be healthy, you want to get a

good workout?

Yeah. When you walk, you need to walk
with something in your hands. Oh, yeah,

yeah, yeah. That's true. Really? Yeah,
like some of those two -pound barbells

something? Oh, no, no, no, no. Uh -uh,
uh -uh. Right here.

Bam. That's what you need right there.

Chocolate balls? Mr. Brown, what am I
supposed to do with this? Sell them.

The homeowners association is having a
contest, and the house that sells the

most candy went on a free trip to
Mexico.

Oh, Mr. Brown, Cora's on a diet, okay?
The last thing she needs are boxes of

candy lying around the house. Right.
Well, duh.

If she sell them, they won't be laying
around the house.

You a teacher and she a nurse?

Ooh, this world is in trouble.

I'm glad that you all volunteered to
come to this most auspicious occasion

this meeting that I have set forth
henceforth and forevermore.

Volunteered? You'd threaten to raise my
rent if I didn't.

Mine, too.

And you told me that I was going to meet
a famous actor.

Well, Edna looked like James Earl Jones.

So what is it all about, Brown?

Look, the homeowners association is
having a contest.

And the house that sells the most candy
bars gets an all -expense -paid trip

to... Bam!

Mexico! Viva!

Well, I hope you don't expect us to help
you win that little trip.

Weezy Jefferson.

Not me win the trip. We win the trip.
Us.

Everybody.

Look, hold it.

Colonel.

Maybe you can get some of that good old
tropical sun.

And it'll help you get rid of some of
those liver spots you got all over.

Oh, and Daisy, maybe you can find some
of the surviving members of the Titanic.

Oh, I'd love that.

Oh, and Edna, I just got one thing to
say to you.

Hot caliente Mexican meal.

All over the beach.

Just in thongs and everything.

I don't know about this, Brown.

I've never sold anything in my life.

You never sold nothing in your life.

You a liar.

Never mind. Step away from that joke.
Step away from the joke.

Oh, good workout.

Yes. Oh, Cora, I am impressed.

Baby, I'm impressed with me.

than I can say about some people.

me something to eat, please.

No problem, okay?

You want a nice green salad?

Yeah, as long as it come with a nice
dark steak and a baked potato. Ever

Cora went on this health kick, it's no
fat, low fat, no sugar, low sugar, no

carbohydrates, no nothing. She had the
nerve to bring me something in that

night called no food.

Mr. Brown, it's tofu.

And that's what it tastes like, a bunch
of toes.

Well, how do you know what toes taste
like?

No, no, ma.

Oh, this is a rough night.

Why is it so rough tonight?

All I ask you to do is sell the candy.
Sell the candy.

Well, what are you doing? You look like
a fool.

What are you going to do with 18 boxes?

Huh? What are you going to do with 18
boxes?

I need 23 boxes, 25, 30 boxes.

I'll tell you what you can do with them.

I'll tell you what.

If you don't sell no more boxes... Baby,

tell him.

How many boxes you sell? I sold 22
boxes.

No, no, no, no good answer.

I need 50 boxes, 60 boxes.

Look, I'll tell you what.

You get him back on the streets and you
sell him my buses. Do you understand?

You sell him my buses, you understand
what I'm saying?

I want you to get out of the bus and you
go back.

Why are you talking like that?

Because I'm the godfather, baby.

Tell you what, it's hard out here for a
godfather of chocolate.

You got the Glico.

You got the Girl Scouts.

Everybody want to kill me over this
chocolate.

Well, Brown, who amongst us sold the
most?

I'm glad you asked.

Papi!

little thing.

I sold 44.

Bring me some more.

Now, see, Miss Daisy here, she has
raised the bar.

Raised the bar. Be high. You want to
raise the bar? You go sell some more

candies, baby.

So go back out there and sell some more
candies.

I'm not going out there. It's too late.

Now, Edna, what if Harrison Ford had
thought like that?

He'd have never invented the car.

He'd have messed up everything.

I'm the godfather of chocolate. I'm
supposed to be trying to get people to

cooperate around here and sell
chocolate.

Daisy, why don't you let us in on your
little secret?

Well, it's very simple.

I'm a trained actress, and I give my
public a performance.

Watch this, watch this.

Candy for the blind.

Buy some candy for the blind.

Daisy, you're going right to hell.

Come on, that girl good.

She on her way to Mexico.

Hasta la vista, baby.

I'm gonna do it. That's it. That's the
right attitude, okay?

Right attitude. The right attitude.

Okay. Okay, well, look, I've got to run
an errand real quick. Is there anything

you need while I'm out?

A new dress?

No, I'm fine. I have to fix dinner.

Okay, all right. Well, I won't be long,
okay? All right.

And Cora. I'm proud of you, okay?

Thanks, Sasha.

Stupid job, stupid dress.

Just one, just one.

No.

I've been working so hard.

I've been doing this.

Oh, this is going to be good.

According to this magazine, Finn is no
longer in. Oh, my God. My life is

OK, London, that's what they're saying
today.

OK, in a next month's issue, they're
going to say we should all look like 90

-pound models.

What is wrong with that?

You better check yourself.

Look at this.

Look at this. OK, look at her butt.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah. That's good. Mm -hmm.

My butt is...

Looks like an upside -down question
mark.

Awesome.

Now, look, London, look at her thighs.

Girl, I would give anything to have a
pair of thighs like that.

I know. I can't believe you two are
worried about how you look.

Look at you. You're perfect.

Oh, God, please. Whatever.

Yeah. Far from it.

You know, I need some junk in my trunk.

You know what I mean? I need to get rid
of all this trunk and get a compact.

I wish I had her arms.

London, I wish I had her cheekbone. Me
too.

I wish you both would just shut up.

What's that?

Nothing.

Every single time I look in the mirror,
I just find something new I gotta work

on. It's so annoying.

Oh gosh, tell me about it. You know, as
soon as I think I got it going on,

something just reaches up and bites me.
I know!

I'm a size two.

And before I go home, I have to be a
zero.

A zero?

Wow. Uh -huh. In the fashion world, I'm
obese.

In the real world, you need to get a
grip.

That's what you need to do. Cora, come
on, okay?

Oh, you too, Sasha.

I'm sick of you two whining about your
weight.

Little toothpick.

Well, we were just saying. Oh, yeah, you
were saying.

How hard it is to be a size two.

Oh, I'm struggling just to lose two
pounds.

But, Cora, you're doing something. Oh,
shut up, Sasha.

You know what?

I just ate a whole box of chocolates.

stuff in there.

Cora, it's okay. Are you all right?

No. I'm just a little frustrated.

Like all the weight I've ever lost, I've
gained over and over again.

It's like I've been on a diet my whole
life.

But you wouldn't know nothing about
that, would you?

Cora, are you kidding me?

Honey, I had it bad, too.

How bad did you have it, Sasha?

You gained five pounds?

Yeah, no, try 50.

You lying.

Cora, no, I'm serious. It happened to me
when I was in college.

You ever heard of the freshman 15?

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Yeah, well, I packed that on my first
semester.

And, honey, I just kept going and going
right on through my junior year.

It was bad. I can't see that. Oh, honey,
well, everybody else could.

What? How did you lose it?

Well, at first I tried a hundred diets
that didn't work, and then I realized

that I needed to change my way of
thinking.

What do you mean?

I mean that I realized that I wasn't
eating because I was hungry.

I was eating because I was lonely. I was
scared.

It's like food became my best friend.

Yeah, I know exactly how you feel.

That's how I am when I'm frustrated. I
want to eat when I'm sad.

When I'm lonely, when I'm depressed.

I know, Corin. It's not like we can just
stop eating.

I mean, that's just like a part of our
culture. There's like a fast food joint

on every corner.

That is so true.

How true?

I know that.

But what am I going to do?

I don't know what to do next.

Okay, okay, okay. But you know what? The
first thing you're going to do is take

better care of yourself.

All right. Now that you understand a
little bit more about why you eat,

going to have to keep on watching what
you eat.

Okay? All right.

All right.

You just, you make it sound so easy,
Sasha, but it's not that easy. Cora,

not, honey. I'm not saying that it is.

Okay, but you're going to have to stop
beating yourself up.

Okay? Right.

I mean, if you slip up, you've got to
know that it's not the end of the world.

Cora, look at me.

Now, you remember when you told me that
God does not expect perfection.

What he wants is progress.

Remember that?

Yeah.

I can give him that. You can.

I know you can.

Thanks, Sasha.

Need a hug?

Oh, good.

I'm glad you're here. Where's everybody
else?

Hey, everybody, come down here!

What's going on, bro? I know these last
two weeks have been very hard, and...

When that group of eight -year -olds
took Colonel down, we just knew

was lost.

I tripped. Over the eight -year -old
that took you down.

Well, anyway, all was not quite lost.

Daisy and Edna, y 'all did real good,
did a good job.

But I guess y 'all wasn't good enough.

I'm just sad to say that.

What should I wear? Is the hotel right
on the beach?

Okay, now, about the hotel situation.

Ta -da!

Like sit down or breathe.

I've been all right.

But it fits.

It fits.

You're beautiful.

Thank you. I made a lifestyle change.
I've made progress.

I made a lifestyle change one time.
Really? And then I realized I only like

Speaking of men.

Oh, Lord.

Why don't you go to the garage with me
and help me get my luggage?

Oh, okay. Yeah, because I need to get my
sidearm.

Watch it, Colonel.

That's what she told that last dude.

Mr. Brant, aren't you supposed to be
packing?

No.

No? Why not?

Because I'm not going.

Why? All the hard work you done, you the
one need to go to Mexico. You deserve

it. Here, I'm giving you my ticket. Bam!

Oh, Mr. Brant. Oh, Mr. Brant. Thank you
so much. You're welcome, baby. You're

welcome. Oh, that is so sweet,
everybody.

Thank you. I just want to thank you.
Everyone.

Excuse me.

Oh, Cora, make sure you take your
passport, because you look like you

over there, and they'll keep you.

My baby. Mr. Brown, that was so sweet.
Thank you. It really was. Thank you,

thank you. You're a nice man, Mr. Brown.
I know, I know.

And besides, with Cora gone, I can eat
whatever I want, whenever I want, and

however much I want to eat.

I'm going to eat these chips under my
bed.

I just...

got one hot Mexican.

And I got a tan.

You look like you've been laying in an
oven.

What's all this mess?

Colonel, while you was gone, somebody
broke in the house and left this food.

Mr. Brown, you know the worst part to
the whole trip?

What? We all had to stay in the same
room.

Did you know anything about that?