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401K is down.
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The stock market done crashed again.
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I hope they had airbags.
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Mr. Edna, you look so good.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yes, you look good enough to get
your own apartment.
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Do it today.
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And when I do, they won't allow pets, so
I'll miss you.
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Like I'm going to miss them hairs on
your chin.
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Look at you, little missy. Look at old
Foxy. Look at you. I do?
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Yeah, you do. Oh, I just have a friend
coming over.
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Oh, you got a date, huh?
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No, Pablo is just coming over to study.
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Pablo?
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I tell you what, y 'all just better be
studying. You better not be trying no
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Pablo nookie nookie.
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It's not like that. He's just my friend.
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That's what my dear said about me.
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Punch me in the face and she was
pregnant.
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Just don't get punched in the face.
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I'm going to go do my hair.
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I'll tell you what, if he a teenager and
he looking at your hair, something else
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is wrong with him.
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He like playing dolls.
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And where you going to look like you
going to a banquet or something?
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I'm waiting for my boyfriend. He's
coming to pick me up for a date.
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You talking about Cornelius?
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Girl, that man so old, I... I bet you
his Social Security number is two.
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Listen, bro.
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Dating an older man makes it okay for me
to, uh, admit I'm over 30.
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Well, shoes, I can admit you over 30.
You passed over it 40 years ago.
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Look, there's Cordelia. No, no, no, I'll
get the door.
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You go get the walker. See, you don't
need... Like, I got... Good evening.
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Shut up! Look at this!
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Is Edna home?
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Edna? Yes.
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You're right here, but Edna don't date
young boys.
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She needs somebody real, real, real old.
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Come back when you turn 95.
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May I help you?
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Yes. I'm Bright.
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Cordelia's his nephew.
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He's not really feeling too well today,
so he asked me to come by and take you
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to the theater.
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Oh, what happened? He broke the date
because he fooled around and broke his
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And I hope you don't mind.
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No, no, she don't mind.
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One thing she don't mind, as long as you
got a pulse and a credit card, she
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don't mind.
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Credit card, pulse.
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Pulse on out of here. Don't be jealous
just because you don't have either one.
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got credit.
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My credit score is 42.
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Hey, young man, make sure you get a
senior citizen discount.
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That's right, Antarctica.
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Good job, Pablo.
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What is the hottest?
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Our head cheerleader, Jenna Martinez.
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She's also the dumbest.
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I was joking.
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It's in Libya, where the temperatures
get... hot.
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Really hot.
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Sasha.
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Sasha.
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Oh, what a gentleman.
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Nice to meet you too, Pablo.
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So what are you kids up to, huh?
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Us kids are studying for a midterm exam.
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Okay, just give me a minute and I will
leave you two alone.
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Your foster mom?
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She's young enough to be your sister.
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Thank you.
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Pablo, that is just so sweet of you to
say. You know, I've been using this new,
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like, youthful rejuvenation cream and
it's, like, really giving me this, like,
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uplifted, you know... Sasha!
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Sasha!
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have to study.
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Oh, study, yeah. I'm sorry, guys. Look,
I'll just get out of your way and leave
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you two alone.
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Actually, uh, I gotta get going.
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Can I come back sometime?
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Yes.
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I mean, if you want, share, swing by,
whatever.
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Stop by anytime, Pablo.
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Really? Mm -hmm. Yeah, you're always
welcome here.
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Great. Well, uh, see you soon.
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Um, uh, I'll call you.
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I mean, you call me, because you're the
boy.
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Or text me, instant message me,
anything.
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That's only if you want, though. Okay?
Bye.
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Pablo seems nice.
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He's okay.
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Girl, you a lie.
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Looks to me like somebody's got a crush.
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You really think he likes me?
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Brianna, honey, you are beautiful,
smart.
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What's not to like?
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You're right.
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What's not to like?
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She picked it up and started to drink
it, and it was fish grease. She thought
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was iced tea.
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It was so funny.
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No.
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Oh, I had a great time tonight.
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Me too. I cannot tell you the last time
I laughed.
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Well,
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it was a good time because of you.
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And my uncle is a very, very lucky man.
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Oh, why would you say that?
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Well, he is your boyfriend.
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Boyfriend? Yeah.
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Who told you that?
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Wait, so you and my uncle are not
dating?
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Heavens, no. We're just good friends.
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Okay, well, in that case, can I have the
pleasure of taking you to breakfast
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tomorrow?
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Tomorrow? Yes, tomorrow.
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Well, now, let's see what my schedule
is.
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Please.
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Well, I never thought I'd hear myself
say this, but you have
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got to slow your robot.
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I'll pick you up at 10 a .m., all right?
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Be ready.
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And if I'm not ready?
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Well, then you leave me no choice but to
kick the door in, break into your room,
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and take you by force. Oh, you better be
ashamed of yourself.
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But if you're serious, I'll leave the
door unlocked.
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Okay, I'll see you later.
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Good night.
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must be familiar.
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Edna, I can't wait to see you again.
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Oh, my love, Cordelius.
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Cordelius. Oh, no, Edna, the old man
died.
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No! No!
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He sent them.
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He was your boyfriend.
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I never said he was my boyfriend.
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You were lying.
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You remember, you were standing right
over here. And you had on your little
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banquet outfit, the one you looked like
you was going to church. And you said,
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I'm waiting for my boyfriend.
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He's coming to get me.
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Remember you said that?
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Wait a minute.
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You're trying to get rid of the old man
so you can get your powers on that young
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boy.
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is a man, all man, masculine, strong,
and domineering.
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That boy sound like Madea.
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You better get him checked.
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Best place now.
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I'm telling you, Edna, a woman your age
ain't got no business dating young boys.
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I'm telling you. Number one, we're not
dating.
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Number two, who cares?
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Nobody says anything when an older man
dates a younger woman.
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Nobody but the old man's wife.
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Touche. God bless you. Gesundheit.
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Give me a cold.
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Good morning. Good morning.
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Who got your flowers?
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The roses.
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They're not mine. They're Rihanna's.
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What? Who'd want to give me roses?
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Remember that boy that you studied with
last night?
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Pablo? Pablo, right.
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I've never gotten roses before.
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Let's go.
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Um,
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um, may I help you?
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Hi, I'm Pablo.
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Oh, yes, Pablo.
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We've met before.
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We did?
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Hi. Hey, how you doing?
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I love the roses.
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Oh, that's, uh, that's cool.
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That's all you're going to say?
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Is your foster mom around?
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Why do you want to know where Sasha... I
get it.
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Okay, um, no, Sasha's not around. She
doesn't get off work till 6, so we're
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alone.
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Yeah, we, uh, we are.
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Brianna, did you eat my chicken
sandwich?
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I had extra mayonnaise on it. Better not
be... I got it.
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I'm not exactly alone.
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You know what? I actually forgot
something at the house. I gotta go.
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Okay. I'll see you soon.
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Hurry back, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh, God.
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Hi. Mr. Brown, I'm going for my run.
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Oh, Pablo, come in.
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Look, Brianna had to run an errand, so
I'm going to be back in a minute. She'll
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be, like, two seconds.
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Thanks. All right. So, uh, you run.
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Oh, yeah.
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Maybe I got to keep in shape.
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You're doing a good job.
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You know what? I read this thing in the
magazine about this, like, three -gallon
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water jog kind of thing. I mean, I don't
have hands to carry all that water.
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I'm doing it again.
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Okay, look, Brianna will be back in a
minute, and I got to go. Actually, I was
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hoping Brianna wouldn't be here. Why?
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I came to see you.
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For what?
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Sasha, you're a really beautiful woman.
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Oh, okay.
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Pablo, yeah, you need to call me Mrs.
Brown.
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Yes, ma 'am. Okay, that's better.
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Mrs. Brown sounds way hotter. No!
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No, man, no hotness.
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Sorry.
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Okay, Pablo, I thought that you liked
Brianna.
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I do like Brianna, as a friend.
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It's just that girls my age are so
immature.
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I've always been attracted to older
women, like yourself.
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Who you calling old? Look.
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Okay, Pablo, you need to go.
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Now.
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Just please don't tell Brianna what just
happened between us. Don't tell Brianna
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what?
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Brianna, I had no idea.
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Is that why you were coming on to him?
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Brianna, what are you talking about?
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Why are you dressed like that?
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In my running suit.
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Yeah, go running after Pablo.
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Okay, that's enough, Brianna.
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I leave for a minute and you try to step
to Pablo?
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Step to Pablo?
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What kind of mess is that? Look, you
need to stop.
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You started it.
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Listen, little girl.
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Haven't you seen that man that I am
married to?
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Yes, I've seen him. Okay, you have the
perfect husband and I don't have
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Brianna. No, no, you're 15.
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You're not supposed to have anybody.
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Okay, where are you going?
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I need to go for a walk. No, you don't.
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You need to march that tail upstairs and
cool off.
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Now.
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This must be some Bryce.
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Forever Bryce.
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More like it.
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Edna, I done told you time and time
again, you too old to be dating them
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boys. I may be too old to change
people's view on who I should be dating,
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I'm also too old to have people dictate
on how I should live my life.
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You got that?
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Just the part about, I may be too old to
dictate.
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Shut up.
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Shut up.
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I'm trying to help you. You're going to
wind up... Shut up.
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You're going to wind up in jail.
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Then you be locked up.
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Tell him you're 15, I'll get you 20.
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Leave the young men alone. Get you
something old.
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Shut up, Ricky.
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My, look at you.
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She done went international on that. You
got to stop this. This boy, he's not
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even out of diapers.
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How old are you?
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17. 17?
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you know she'll be snatching them right
up off the playground.
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Go get in here for the neighbor. See
you. Hurry up.
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Hey, Sister Santa Rose.
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Yeah, everything is good over here.
Everything legal.
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Yeah, I'll bring your vacuum back.
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And who are you?
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Mr. Brown, who are you?
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Are you her husband?
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Boy, I started to palpitate your chicks.
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No, I wouldn't marry that floozy.
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You calling her a floozy? Oh.
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to do something.
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Okay, I tell you what, you need to calm
down. Even floozies call her floozy now.
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Well,
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I started to punch you so hard I'd upset
your backbone.
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I'd paralyze your stomach. You don't
know who I am. I'm a negro ninja.
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I know a move that'll kill you in two,
three seconds.
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Three, two, one.
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Oh, you trying to act bad, huh? You want
to be... Watch him, Sasha. I got
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something for you. Be here when I... Be
here when I get back. Be here when I get
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back.
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Did you hear what he just said about
you? Pablo, what are you doing here?
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I told you to leave.
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You don't understand how I feel about
you. Dude, you just met me yesterday.
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ain't got no feelings. But I can't stop
thinking about you. Okay, well, you need
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to try, okay? And you need to step.
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That's right. You need to bounce.
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Rihanna, I... You know what?
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I asked you over here, and you hit on my
foster mom. That's messed up.
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So what you need to do is kick rocks
now.
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But... And when you see me at school,
just keep walking.
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Please. Okay?
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Thank you. See ya.
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I'm sorry that happened, Brianna.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Seems like I'm not gonna have a
boyfriend with you around.
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Now, you know that's ridiculous.
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I'm just gonna go shoot some hoops.
Brianna, wait!
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Miss Edna, that's nice.
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Nice? Oh, come on. I gotta have it going
on now.
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I know.
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How about I wear that top that got me
banned from church? You remember that
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Oh, come on.
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Brianna's a good girl. She'll calm down.
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I know, Miss Edna. You're right.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hey. How about that leather bustier,
huh?
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Why aren't you dressed?
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What's the matter?
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You lied to me.
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I did not.
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I told you I never belonged to
hotmamahoochie .com. I don't even own a
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bustier.
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You told me that you and my uncle were
just friends.
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Well, we are just friends.
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Yeah, well, my uncle is in love with
you, and he was going to ask you to
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him.
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He was?
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Why, we're better friends than I
thought.
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Not anymore.
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Because both of us, are done with you.
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Oh, come on, Ray.
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We're just getting to know one another.
Stand up to him.
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Woman, are you high?
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If I do that, the old man will take me
out of his will.
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And he's worth millions.
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Millions?
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That's right.
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See you.
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No, wait.
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Wait, you can call me in 10 years. I'll
still be in my 30s.
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Oh, Edna, Edna, is there no shame in the
pimping game?
334
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,390
You just a shame.
335
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,070
And what you got on?
336
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:01,390
Where'd you get this outfit from?
337
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:04,070
What is all of this? What are you doing?
338
00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:07,550
Where'd you get this from? From Tommy
Bad Figure?
339
00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:13,110
No, no, maybe Calvin Declined. I got
another.
340
00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:15,530
Uh, Whacked Fifth Avenue.
341
00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:17,890
How about Lame Brian?
342
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,190
Oh, wait a minute. Victoria, you should
have kept it a secret.
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00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,740
mean things that I said to you earlier?
344
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:47,700
I was just really upset because Pablo
liked you more than he liked me.
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And, I mean, you're so old.
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Brianna, you know those mean things that
you were saying earlier?
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00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,300
Yeah, well, that was another one of
them.
348
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:09,800
Yeah, whatever. I mean, so what? Big
deal. Wasn't his type. It's his loss.
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00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,540
Right? That's right, Brianna. Big deal.
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00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,100
Now, honey, you told me you were going
to be outside shooting hoops. Where did
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00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,280
you go? It's almost nine.
352
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,220
Yeah, I went to the library. I was
studying with a friend.
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Justin.
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I know I should have called, but he
walked me home, so it's okay.
355
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,300
Is he here?
356
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:32,220
Yeah, he's outside. I want you to meet
him.
357
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:33,900
Wait, wait, wait. Are you sure?
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00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,560
Yeah. What are the chances he'll like
old women, too?
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00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:40,840
Oh, was that one of those memes? Yes.
360
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,420
Yes. I'm sorry.
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00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:46,160
Okay. Why don't we go outside and meet
your friend?
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00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,380
Okay. All right?
363
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,360
Too bad things didn't work out with you
and Cordelia.
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00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,280
Oh, that ship has sailed.
365
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:02,280
Now, Miss Edna, you don't think that his
nephew was just a little too young for
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00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,280
you?
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Me? Okay.
368
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,080
All right. All right.
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00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:11,980
But you do know what they call an older
woman that sees a younger man, right?
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00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:13,380
Know what?
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A cougar.
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A cougar? A cougar, baby.
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00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:19,980
Oh, a cougar.
374
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,720
I'm a cougar and a cheetah.
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Okay, watch that.
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00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,160
Watch yourself.
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Do something else.
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00:20:36,979 --> 00:20:37,979
Hey!
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Is that the end?
380
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:48,200
My great -great -great -great -grandson,
Cordelia, told me that you would date
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old men.
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