All language subtitles for meet_the_browns_s02e07_the_cousins

One, two, and two, and three, and four,
and squeeze, squeeze, make your booty

tight, tighten your booty, squeeze. One,
two,

three, kick up, and kick.

What are you doing?

I'm bringing sexy back.

You look like the one who killed it in
the first place.

Edna, why you got to be like that?

Why you just got to ruin it for me?

think you sexy i thought i'd never hear
that yes you're the sexiest

pit bull i ever seen okay

wait

wait wait what what is wrong with you
where you two coming from brianna needed

new shoes and i hate them i wanted those
designer shoes brianna we've already

talked about this those shoes were too
expensive

But everybody's wearing them.

Girl, why you got to try to wear
something everybody else is wearing?

You need to be original.

You got to start your own thing. Look at
me. I'm starting stuff.

Start some balls. Brianna, those shoes
you bought me are whack.

Well, everybody doesn't have shoes,
little missy. That's right, little

There are some people out there that
don't even have feet to wear on their

shoes. You got... Shoes on your feet and
clothes in your back.

But these shoes right here, these shoes
are real whack.

Fine. Can I at least borrow $20 so I can
meet my friends for some lunch?

No, Brianna, you can't have $20.

Please, my friends are gonna think I'm
broke.

Excuse me. Okay, I... Excuse me. You
have a job?

No. No job?

Plus no money equals broke.

Zero. You broke.

I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what
I'm going to do. I'm going to fix you a

tuna fish sandwich and some chips, and
all Sasha got to do is just give me $15.

Oh, Lord.

Hey, Cor. Hey, Mr. Marks. Yep.

Ain't got another back to back to back
to back episode on.

attitude. Must be that time of year.

Mr. Grant, I'm just trying to finish
this work before Shirley gets here.

Who is Shirley? One of your homegirls?
What y 'all going out to do? Hang and

chilling? No, Mr. Grant. She's coming to
help me with the essay papers.

Cora? You want essay?

Cora, no.

I told you to leave them essays alone.

You busy?

We still going to the car show?

Yes, Mr. Brown. Okay, well, that's good.
Go ahead and keep on working. If you

let me finish my work. Okay, I'm going
to let you finish. You know what I want

to see when we go to the car show? What?

I want to see one of them new hybrids.

The cars.

It's a hybrid, Mr. Brown.

Oh, you got such a nasty attitude.

Oh, I can't deal with you.

Mr. Brown, can you get the door for me?

That must be Shirley.

Ooh, let me hurry up and get it, because
you know you stuck -up teachers, y

'all. Y 'all get impotent.

Impatient, Mr. Brown.

Oh, you just treat me so bad.

Yeah.

Hello.

Hello back.

Ooh, this shit looks nice outside.

make it wow it sure look nice inside man
mr brown this is my friend shirley and

this is my father mr brown the
pleasure's all yours well i'm pleased to

your appliance too that's acquainted
shirley shirley teaches gym at the

school well i'm sure i'm sure gym's a
lucky man

That's Jim in class, Mr. Brown. Is
something wrong with your voice?

Girl, you sure have explicit taste in
clothes.

Well, not as explicit as you.

That's exquisite, you two.

Yes, it is, Cora. No, Mr. Brown. Okay,
we're going to go on in the kitchen so

can start with the essay.

Okay, while I'm going on in the kitchen,
grade these papers.

Why are you walking on the back of your
shoes? I paid $18 for those shoes.

They're more comfortable that way.

But Brianna, you're going to ruin them
that way.

Nuh -uh. Ugly is ugly. You can't ruin
these shoes.

Leg bones.

Oh, Brianna, I see what you're doing.

You think that if you ruin these shoes,
then I'm going to buy you the designer

ones, right?

What are you talking about? I'm wearing
the stupid shoes like you wanted me to.

Yeah. Brianna, I want you to wear the
shoes properly.

You bought them. Can't I wear them the
way I want to wear them?

The clavicle.

Brianna, what I want is for you to do
what I said.

You know, when I grow up, I'm gonna have
arthritis because of these shoes.

Can I please go to the mall now?

Yes, please do while you can still
breathe.

Why do girls that age have to be so
difficult?

Uh, the, uh, hip bones.

Will!

Baby, those shoes are ugly.

For my grandmother.

Is that why you don't wear those shoes
that I bought you?

And my foot bone is about to be
connected to

your ass bone.

speciality. I freeze dried coconut
myself.

Shut up!

I knew!

Why, if I hadn't seen it with my own
eyes, I wouldn't believe it. This is

uncanny. Yep.

I like a canny, too.

Cory, your daddy's just full of
condiments.

Oh, I want to introduce you to somebody,
Shirley.

Shirley, this is our house mascot.

Bruno the Bulldog.

Hi.

I'm Shirley. Your name?

Edna. Hi, Edna. Nice to meet you. Nice
to meet you, too.

Mr. Brown, you want to take the dish in
the kitchen?

Who, Shirley or the pie?

The pie, Mr. Brown. The pie.

Okay, I'll take your pumpkin.

All right, sweet pie.

Okay, pudding.

Okay, sweet tart.

Thank you, Cory, thank you, thank you.

You know, this is such a lovely minty
antebellum home.

Ooh, what a lovely face.

Is this one of a kind?

Oh, we have two of them.

Oh, my God.

What is it? Oh, my goodness.

What is it?

Is the dining room table antique?

Oh, no, this ain't just old.

Oh, my goodness.

It must cost a fortune.

Just like I thought.

Ooh.

This house is just full of treasures.

Really? You think so? You know, Mr.
Brown inherited... He inherited the

Huh? Yes, he did all the upgrades
himself.

Oh, my goodness. Yes, ma 'am. Handsome
man had it. You know, they don't make it

like that no more.

That's because they've all been
recalled.

You had a smart mouth, and that you
was... That's why he don't like

you.

Let's cut to the chase, sister.

What's your angle?

Excuse me? Oh, come on.

Don't tell me you got a thing for that
little annoying little hobbit. Come on.

Edna! I'm sorry, Miss Shirley.

Miss Edna speaks her mind.

Well, Miss Edna...

It just so happens that me and Mr. Brown
have lots in common.

We're like two peas in a pound.

Is that so?

Nice. That's so nice.

That's so disturbing.

Oh, Lord, look at the time.

Yes. Come on, we're going to be late for
the car show.

Wait, car show? I thought we were going
to the car show, Mr. Brown.

I just knew you was going because you
wanted to applause me.

Shirley likes stuff hot, fast, and
shiny.

She also likes them little, lumpy, and
full of gas.

You keep going, I'm going to kick you
out with you, your clothes, and your

mustache.

Come on, baby, let's go. I don't want to
miss the self -insatiable tire. Okay.

What the?

Call the police, my dear. and done
something else.

Sir, do you know this young lady?

I never seen her, never heard of her. Me
no speak of the English.

Will, Sasha, get in here.

I hope you kept the receipt so you can
take Brianna back like you took the

back.

Well, our work is done.

What's going on?

Are you Brianna's parents?

We're her legal guardian.

Rihanna, are you okay?

Ma 'am, this young lady and a few of her
friends were caught stealing shoes from

a boutique at the mall.

Rihanna, is this true?

Yes, ma 'am.

Oh, my God.

Um, sir, we'd be glad to repay any
losses, anything that was stolen. I'm

you said that because the store owner is
expecting compensation.

How much were the shoes?

$1 ,296.

I'm sorry, what?

They were Ferrucci's made of ostrich
with the cutest little pink bow on them.

You did say you'd pay for it. Don't buy
the Ferrucci.

Thank you for bringing her home,
officer.

Here's the store owner's card. He's
expecting your call.

You folks have a nice day.

Thank you.

Brianna, you silly. You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.

I better get out of here before I turn
from a witness for the Lord to a witness

of homicide.

I second that emotion.

Where do you think you're going? Sit
down.

You know, you could be in jail right
now.

I'm sorry.

Sorry isn't going to cut it, Brianna.
And who are these little friends that

got caught with?

They're just some girls from school, but
you heard him. They let us off with a

warning, so it's really no big deal.

Rihanna, stealing $1 ,200 shoes is a
very big deal. But I really wanted them.

So you just decide you're gonna take
them?

I tried to exchange the other ones, but
that wasn't enough.

Exchange them? The shoes she bought for
you were $18.

Like I said, they wouldn't let me
exchange them.

You know what, Will? I am done.

All right? I can't do this anymore.

He's done. I'm done.

You ain't done. Sit back down.

Brianna, I don't understand.

We give you love, a home, a chance to be
happy, and this is how you repay us?

This isn't about you guys. It is about
us.

And as long as you're under our roof,
you're our responsibility.

Technically. It's Mr. Brown's room.
Don't get smart.

You know what?

You better be glad Sasha and I are from
a different school because if you were

my mother's child, you'd be in some
serious pain right now.

Let's go on upstairs.

You're grounded.

What's grounded?

Grounded is what you'd be if you were
still behind bars with the policeman.

It doesn't matter if it's not fair as
long as we decide.

Now go on upstairs to your room.

Now.

Faster.

I still see you.

Where do you think you're going now?

Anywhere but here.

All right. Close the door behind you.
The air is on.

Fine, tell Sasha I said I'm sorry things
didn't work out.

Cool.

You're just gonna let me go?

If you want to go, Brianna, go.

We're sick of trying to keep you
someplace you don't want to be.

Who says I don't want to be here?

You. By the way you've been behaving.

I'm still not used to this.

Brianna, stop it.

I'm sick of your excuses, okay?

I come from a broken home.

Life's not fair.

You know what?

You're right. It's not.

You know what my mother made me do.

Your mother's not here to make you steal
anymore.

You walked into that store all by
yourself.

Now stop using your past as an excuse
because I'm not going to stand for it

anymore. And neither is Sasha.

You know, you hurt her.

I wasn't trying to.

See, that's just it.

You don't try.

You haven't truly tried since you've
been here.

Is she really feeling bad? What do you
think?

She's been making sacrifices for you and
your brother, and it's still not

enough.

I know, I know. I just messed up.

Yes, you did.

Hey, I made a promise to take care of my
family, and I will not let anything

threaten them, not even you, little
girl.

Now, Sasha loves you. We both do.

But you need to decide whether or not
you want to be a part of this family and

love us back.

You like that, Shirley?

Oh, yeah, I like it a lot, Brown. It
matches my drapes and my walls.

Boy, that'll make a bad pair of pants.

And a shirt.

Shirley, I was talking to Edna earlier,
and she said you was noticing all our

fine... Stuff in our house and our
antiques and crisp style and stuff.

Yeah. Can I ask you a question?

Of course. You can ask me anything,
pumpkin.

You don't dig for gold, do you?

No. I'm not a gold digger.

Oh, well, good.

You're not looking for somebody to take
care of you?

Well, I didn't say that.

A girl likes to have somebody take care
of her.

Well, if we got married?

Would you still keep your job at the
school?

I doubt it.

You know, my job at the school is just
for reclamation.

Well, ain't nothing like a little
reclamation to keep your mind

Uh, what if I got decapitated and
couldn't work?

Well, that better not happen.

You need your left hand.

The only thing that happened to my
little sugar daddy.

Sugar daddy?

What?

Edna was right.

What? I fell for the banana in the
tailpipe.

What? She's a gold digger. No, I'm not.

What you got to say for yourself?

I'm not a gold digger, Pam.

Why would you say that?

Well, you did. You noticed all the
expensive things around here.

Well, I noticed them because I have good
taste.

Except for men.

You know what? You just been using me as
your cash cow.

Why was she trying to milk your daddy?

This is gonna hurt me.

This is gonna hurt me, but... Sheriff,
you gotta go.

I don't have to take this.

You're making a mistake, Brown.

Now you're making a mistake, because I'm
hot to death.

You got to find your gold somewhere
else.

Bye, Sheriff.

I've never been treated so rudely.

Goodbye.

Come here, Shirley.

Come here. You haven't been treated
rudely. Come here, Shirley.

Rob,

get yourself together now.

We was going to have babies.

Did you know her?

No, I don't know her.

But she's in all those high society
Atlanta magazines.

Apparently, her late husband left her
with a fortune.

She's like one of the richest women in
the South.

Did you say rich?

I'm sorry, Brown.

I put my foot in my mouth. Well, I'm
going to put my foot up.