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Five little words for love.
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Oh, let me see. I got one. Okay.
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F -R -E -A -K.
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Perfect.
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Woman, you can make a nursery rhyme
sound nasty.
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It's my gift.
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I know who would know.
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Sasha, where is Will? Oh, he went to the
airport to pick up his friend.
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Oh, really? To the airport to bring him
here?
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I'm sick of y 'all just dropping people
off over here now. Where they flying in
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from? Shanghai.
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Shanghai? What?
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Oh, I like Alabama.
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They got good soul food there.
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She's coming in town for a little sickle
cell fundraiser.
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She? Don't you start that mess again,
Miss Edna.
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Yes, she.
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They're old friends. They were
undergraduates. Oh, well, when I was in
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I had a lot of grads under me.
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Stop! being nasty. Stop being nasty.
Stop being nasty.
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You need to put your nasty on strike.
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Lynn's traveled all over the world.
She's a philanthropist.
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She's a philanthropist?
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Philanthropist, Mr. Brown.
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Is that the people that go to church on
Saturday?
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It don't matter to me. Don't matter.
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Just so she loved the Lord.
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No, Mr. Brown. They give to worthy
causes.
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Well, let's just hope she doesn't think
Will is a worthy cause.
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Miss Edna, it's not like that.
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Will said that she was like one of the
boys.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey, Will. Hey, Will.
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This is Lynn.
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Uh, Lynn, they tell me you come from
Shanghai.
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Shanghai.
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She's so bougie.
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Well, you still have the same great
taste in women.
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So I see you are even more beautiful
than Will described. Oh, thank you,
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you're even more beautiful than Will
described, too.
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She just cleans up well, that's all.
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Don't downplay it. You know, You remind
me of myself when I was your age about
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five or six years ago. You were lying.
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Back in the day, the men used to crawl
to me. All of them, whether they were
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married or single.
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Well, thank you. I owe my gray jeans to
my mother.
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Girl, you're too old for your mama to be
buying your jeans.
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Actually, it's like looking in the
mirror.
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Looking in the mirror.
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Well, Edna, maybe you need to clean your
mirror.
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Clean your mirror.
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Some men like seasoned women.
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Well, maybe you might have a little too
much season.
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Or maybe you might be out of season.
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To everything, there is a season.
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And you're out of season. Goodbye.
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I don't have to listen to this.
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I'm going to go up in my room and
appreciate myself.
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Oh, Edna, you are so nasty.
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Look, look.
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Stop being nasty. Stop.
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She reminds me of Charlotte from New
Orleans.
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Did Will Licious ever tell you about the
time he went to Mardi Gras?
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No, Will Licious didn't.
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Wow, Will Licious. Will Licious.
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You took me back on that. That was a
long time ago.
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Will Licious. Okay, okay. So I spilled.
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halter that's right that's right men
threw a lot of beads at me that day yeah
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they was throwing stuff at us why are
they throwing beads at us because you
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don't know no oh see see when you have
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Don't even try it now. Will used to be
wild, too.
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You remember the kissing marathon?
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Girl,
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your man has some serious skills.
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Wow, wow, wow, the kissing marathon.
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That's great. So you two dated?
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No, we never called it dating.
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Lynn, exactly how long are you going to
be in town?
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As long as Will needs me. As long as
Will needs... Wow.
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Well, what I really need is for you to,
you know, give me a nice little generous
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donation.
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Generous donation?
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Wow. How generous are we talking, Will?
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Whatever she wants to give.
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I don't think Sasha wants to talk about
business. Oh, no, baby.
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Sasha wants to talk about some business.
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Well, I've got to get some rest before
dinner tonight.
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Will, could you take me to my hotel?
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I've arranged for us to have a limo pick
us up and take us to this very
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beautiful new Thai restaurant. It is
going to be fabulous. So see you
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okay?
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All right.
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Be right back, babe. Hold up.
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Lynn, you got that, baby. Just turn the
knob, okay?
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Turn the knob.
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Ha -ha!
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Woo! Willicious!
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You two dated?
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Well, you know, I mean, not officially.
We're just friends.
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Just friends or just friends with
benefits?
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Baby, it was college. I mean, you know,
we all had benefits.
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Bill, you coming?
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Sure, I'll be right there, Lynn.
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You better not forget what's waiting for
you at home. Come on now, how could I
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forget what's waiting for me at home,
huh?
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You ain't getting no benefits.
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Night one.
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Her cheapo.
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And her booty.
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And I want my magazine. I told y 'all,
stay away from my fashion magazines.
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is high fashion. From Europe.
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And I don't know why you're obsessing
with being young again.
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That's because she old now.
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Mr. Brown.
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Did you see that woman at will?
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Yes. I used to look like that.
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Really? You a liar.
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Weird. What year, what day, and what
month? You are lying.
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Maybe my face could use a little nip and
tuck.
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No, your face could use a little ski and
mask.
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But cosmetic surgery is so extreme.
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Oh, I think all my actress friends must
have done it. They look so young on
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television. Daisy, that's because those
are reruns.
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I don't know, a little light bulb would
enable me to wear my shirt up to here.
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And my blouse is down to here.
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And if I had to look at that, my eyes
would be shut down to here.
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Hey, guys, check out my badonkadonk.
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Girl,
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that's a badonkadonk. What are you
doing? What in the world are you
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Well, I heard you ladies were trying to
get a little bit of work done.
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This is a body suit from the plastic
surgeon. It helps you imagine what
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going to look like after treatment.
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Hey, you guys want to try it?
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I'm trying to get rid of some of mine.
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Well, that's what this is for.
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What is that?
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Ladies, let me introduce you to the Fat
Masher 3000.
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And how does that work?
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Well, you roll it back and forth.
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and it mashes your fat and gets rid of
your cellulite. London, you don't have
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any fat.
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Girl, if we put a dress on that rolling
pin, it'll look like your twin sister.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Edna, come sit down. Come on, it'll
be fun. I'll demonstrate.
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The last time I did this, there were two
salads and a bottle of tequila.
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Stop being nasty. Stop it. You know I'm
just kidding.
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You just roll it like that?
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That's it. Girl, if we rode that old
car, we'd have to roll from here to
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Shanghai. You go to Shanghai.
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Stop cussing.
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Mr. Brown, London is just demonstrating
how to get rid of cellulite.
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Oh, I can do that.
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That feels good.
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Edna, leave.
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It feels good, Mr. Brown. Why don't you
try it? Here, here.
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Sit down next to me.
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Ever since you came here, you've been
trying to get me to get next to you.
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You got lusting me for your heart. Stop
lusting after my flush.
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He who lusted after the flush shall be
flushed.
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Amen.
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Okay.
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So which one, babe?
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The hard leather or the soft leather?
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I don't know.
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Which ones would Lynn like?
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Oh, okay.
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Sounds like somebody's a little jealous.
I'm not.
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You are, too. I am not. You are, too.
Stop, Will. I'm not. Oh, look at you.
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is cute.
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I've never seen you behave like this
before.
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But you know what? It's all right. I
actually think it's kind of hot.
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And you look beautiful. It's a beautiful
dress.
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I've got nothing to say.
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Oh, you know what? That must be Lynn.
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So is... Whoa, look at you.
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What's up?
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Lynn Legs, I tell you. You're looking
mighty handsome yourself.
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Thank you very much. Look at that red
tie, red dress we're matching.
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All right.
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It actually matches my dress.
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Hello, Sasha.
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Hello, Lynn.
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Thank you. I was in such a rush.
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Will, would you be a dear and hook my
dress for me? Oh, yeah. Woo, I got it.
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I'm going to hook you, girl. I'm going
to hook the hooker.
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You know what? I'm going to go upstairs
and finish getting dressed, all right?
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Okay. You two be nice.
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I'm just getting used to wearing clothes
again.
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Excuse me?
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I recently spent a month in a nudist
colony in Peru.
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It was so...
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ring. We did everything. All natural.
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Everything? Cooking,
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sunbathing, lunch, dancing.
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Lynn, you went line dancing in the nude?
Yeah. Girl, that is disgusting.
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Disgusting. People in this country are
so inhibited.
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Lynn, honey, I don't appreciate the way
you pushing up on my man.
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Is that what you think?
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Yeah. Yes, that is what I think, and
it's disrespectful.
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Oh, Sasha. I am so sorry. I would never
do anything to disrespect you.
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I'm not interested in Will.
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I'm interested in you.
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Woo! Will! Will, baby!
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You ready? Sasha, we're all adults here.
Relax.
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Haven't you ever... No!
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Have you ever tried... Never.
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What about doing... Uh -uh.
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Oh, come on. Live a little.
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Lynn, you were with Will. He's a... A
man.
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I love men.
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Women.
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Everybody. I just want to experience as
much as I can.
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Haven't you ever wanted to live life to
the fullest?
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Lynn, my life is full.
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I've got a husband, a job, I'm adopting
two kids.
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I even joined a book club.
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Oh.
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Life on the edge.
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Haven't you ever wanted to take a walk
on the wild side?
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No. No, Lynn. I like my side just fine.
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Will, you coming?
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Yeah, babe. What's up? I'm all ready
now.
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What are you guys talking about? Talking
about me? No.
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Girl talk? I think we were starting to
bond.
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No. No, no bondage. No bonding.
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Yeah,
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yeah. That's good. That's good. I mean,
you know my beautiful wife?
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One of my best friends. I mean, you
know, it's been my dream to get the two
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you together.
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Mine too.
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Will, oh my God, baby, I'm not feeling
too good.
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No, I think I need to stay home.
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Oh, well, you know what? We'll just
bring you something back from the
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restaurant. No, because you have to take
care of me.
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I was looking forward to a nice dinner.
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Linda. You know, girl, I am so sorry.
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You know what?
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Here's a couple of bucks.
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There is a waffle place up the street.
Get it scattered, smothered, and
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okay?
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Girl, get anything you want. Go crazy.
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We're going to see you tomorrow for that
benefit. How about it? Okay?
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All right. We're ready for our
treatment.
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Ladies, the injections aren't going to
hurt a bit. Wait.
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Injection? I thought we were getting
facials.
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We're getting faces.
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New faces.
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I like my face. You can count me out.
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Oh, please.
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Well, suit yourself.
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Ladies, are you ready?
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Ready. Ready.
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Nurse Gentry, we're ready.
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You guys, this is going to make you
very, very happy.
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lifelike. Thank you.
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What the? What in the? What's wrong
with?
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Y 'all look like hear no evil, speak no
evil, and just plain
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no evil.
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What did y 'all do that for?
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So, how long after the treatment does
the swelling go down?
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Well, the swelling is the treatment.
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because I'm beautiful.
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Girl, your lips look like a patent of a
purse.
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What in the world?
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Really?
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Super awesome.
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That wasn't a... Never mind.
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Uh, Dave, I thought you was gonna do
something. I don't... Everything still
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looks the same.
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I wouldn't want to inject something into
my face.
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Oh!
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What's the look of that?
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Girl, you got black girl lips. She got a
black girl booty.
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It's a myth.
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What a night, huh?
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And to raise so much money for
Chickletail the way we did. Is that
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what? And Lynn.
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Lynn, wasn't she amazing? The way she
greeted the Zambians in their native
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language?
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Well, honey, Zambians speak English.
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Oh, sorry.
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Impressive anyway. That woman can do
anything.
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Or anyone.
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So Lynn's not who you think she is.
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What do you mean?
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I mean that she made a pass at me.
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Ha! What?
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Will, I'm serious.
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Oh, okay.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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Lynn wouldn't do that to you. She knows
you're not into that type of thing.
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Are you?
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Will. All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Please? Will! I'm feeling okay.
295
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Okay, I'm just teasing. You know what?
This jealousy thing has really got you
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overreacting. Will, I'm telling you the
truth. When you went upstairs last
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night, she came on to me.
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You a liar.
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Lynn is just a free spirit. She's always
been that way. You just don't get her.
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No, she wanted to get me.
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Are you serious? Yes, Will. What do you
want? God.
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Wow, you really are serious.
303
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Why didn't you say anything?
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Because I knew how much that event meant
to you, and I didn't want to spoil it.
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Hey, great night, huh?
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Uh, Lynn, we need to talk.
307
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Oh, Sasha told you.
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Of course she told me. She's my wife.
How could you do that?
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Oh, same old Will.
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Excuse me?
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You were just... Always too uptight to
really let go.
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What do you mean, let go?
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I have a wonderful life, and so does
Sasha.
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But your life could be so much better.
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Don't you want to spice things up?
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Lynn, we are spicy.
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Lynn,
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we're supposed to be friends. How could
you do something like that to my wife?
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Oh, Will, I wasn't trying to steal her.
I was just trying to have some fun, like
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you and I used to do back in college.
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Lynn, we're not in college.
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All right? I'm a grown man and I'm a
married man.
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You don't seem to understand that not
everyone shares your lifestyle.
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Look, this is how I live. I don't like
rules.
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Well, some people do.
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Look, I just came to say goodbye.
327
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So I guess I'll be going.
328
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I really didn't mean to cause any
trouble.
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Yes, you did.
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Okay, yeah.
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I get it.
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Goodbye, Lynn.
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No goodbye kiss?
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No. Bye.
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Honey, do you wish I was more fun?
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00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,540
Oh, baby, if I wanted to have more fun,
I wouldn't have married you.
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I'm teasing.
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And I can see why she's tripping. I
mean, you're hot.
339
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,540
But I'll call you first.
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I feel so much better. You look much
better, too, Miss Anderson.
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You guys want something to drink? Yeah,
I'll take a walk. Me, too.
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00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,440
That was a good walk. I miss my lips.
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00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,840
I don't ever want to see those cosmetic
injections again.
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00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,500
So what did you do with the stuff?
345
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I put it in the bathroom.
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Look what I did.
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I just stuck a little bit in there and
it just swelled up.
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I don't know.
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You look horrible.
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This hurt.
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