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And when the crowd heard this, they were
astonished.
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Hey,
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stop that running.
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What's the matter?
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You liked it when Jason called you sweet
feet.
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Jason didn't put syrup in my shoe.
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Hey, y 'all don't get it. Quit all of
that running.
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I'm not playing Mommy Dearest with you,
so let it go.
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We have the finest tone in Beverly
Hills.
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Hey! Would you two demons keep it down?
I'm trying to read the word.
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It is so lively in here today. Cora, I
can't concentrate. I'm trying to read
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these scriptures.
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The scripture.
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I'm them scripture.
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Yes.
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What is all this noise? Cora, where is
this coming from?
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What is all this noise across the
street? That's the fraternity boys next
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Mr. Brown.
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Fraternity? What the... Is that like
when you're trying to find out if you're
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the baby mama?
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No, Mr.
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Brown. It's not a fraternity. It's a
fraternity.
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It's a brotherhood. You know the boys,
they go to school together, they eat
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together, and all that, and then they
spank each other with paddles.
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Okay, they live together. Yeah.
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And they spank each other with paddles.
Yeah, fraternity, yes.
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Cora, that sound like some boys that
wear them rainbow colors.
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Come on!
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Um,
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excuse me. Does this lady here belong to
you?
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Oh,
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boy.
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Well, I'll give you 40 bucks to take her
back.
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Thank you, son. Thank you so much. I'll
see you tomorrow, baby.
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Edna, now, if you're thinking about
hitting me with that paddle, I'm going
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hit you back.
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That's what I'm counting on, baby.
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A little whoop -ass.
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Get the ax, Tina.
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If I had an ax, I'd chop your face off.
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What did I tell you about that? I'm
calling their families to come pick them
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Cora's too much.
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No, you can't do that, Mr. Brown. We
can't. Cora, just think of something.
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Hurry, hurry.
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I think I got it. I think I got it.
What? A family date.
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Cora, your mama can't come over here.
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Madea is crazy. She smokes, she cusses,
she drinks, and she lies.
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And did you check her throat?
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I think Madea is a dude.
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Why are you saying that about my mother?
Check her throat.
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She might be a man.
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Check her throat.
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Girls got great big hands.
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Check her throat, check her throat,
check her throat.
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She might be a man.
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Okay, all right. If my mother is a man,
and you're my daddy,
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What does that make you?
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Check his throat.
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Eight pounds, six ounces?
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Congratulations, girl!
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I know, I know. I can't believe you're a
mommy either.
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Oh, honey, I know, I know. I'm coming to
visit Tiff, I promise.
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Send me the pictures to my phone.
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All right?
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Oh, you shut up, okay?
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Yes. First down, baby. That's what I'm
talking about.
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Yeah, told you, Colonel.
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You don't want to bet against me. I
always pick winners.
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You're going to lose your shirt on this
one, Rambo.
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No, no, no. I'm keeping my clothes on,
and I don't do that metrosexual stuff.
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Honey? Hey.
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Um, can we talk?
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Uh, yes.
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Sure, Angel, but not now, okay?
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Hey, have you ever realized that I'm the
only one of my girlfriends who hasn't
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had a baby?
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Yeah, and you're the only one of your
girlfriends that still looks good.
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Except for Carmen, the social worker.
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She's pretty hot.
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You know what would make you look a
little bit better?
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If you just went to the kitchen and got
us a beer.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Where you throwing the book?
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It was wide.
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Funny. Are you ignoring me right now?
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Huh? No, no, I'm not ignoring you. I'm
just into the game.
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Why? What did you say?
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All right.
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These are pictures of Tiffany's new
baby.
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Isn't she cute?
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Oh, yeah, he's adorable.
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Will, you didn't even look.
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Yes! Yes! Baby!
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Yes!
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That's right! Will! Will!
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I want to have a baby.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Flag on the plane. Way too much
information.
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Yeah, I want the Bulldogs to score a
touchdown, but I'm not making an
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announcement.
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Okay, look.
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Are you listening to me? I'm serious.
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Okay, look.
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Baby, just relax, okay?
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Now, Tasha, every time one of your
girlfriends has a baby, you get like
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Ah!
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Interception. Oh, no!
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Honey, honey, look, just think.
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Just think if you had your own little
son right there playing football.
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Wouldn't that be cute?
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Wait, what if it's a girl?
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I don't know, a girl can play football
too.
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If they're wearing dresses, I'll watch.
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Wait, no, no, no!
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Listen, listen, listen.
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Honey, look, I just want to have our
kids while I'm still young.
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That's not young.
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My wife had six kids by the time she was
16.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, my sister had her first grandchild
by the time she was 14.
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Look, sweetheart, we'll have kids
someday, okay? Just not now.
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Okay.
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Tell me why not.
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If one of the neighbors say they got the
windows bust out their house, it wasn't
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us. Okay, guys?
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See, that's two reasons right there.
Yep, and the name should be birth and
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control.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on!
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Aw, man!
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We lost the game.
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Socks, anybody up for a beer? I'll take
a beer.
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We'll take it from an old horse lover.
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That filly is ready to be bred.
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All right, don't worry about who needs
to be bred.
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We're going to turn you into glue.
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So, Carmen, did you have any luck?
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I couldn't find family on anyone.
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Well, Brianna and Joaquin's mother is
the only one I've been able to reach,
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she won't be coming.
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Oh, why?
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Why? Oh, she's in jail.
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Well... Okay, my mother's in jail, too.
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But anyway, what about London's family?
No, they won't talk to her ever since
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you were that fur coat to the animal
rights rally.
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What did she do there?
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She said she was cold.
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She was cold?
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey, so how you doing? Hi,
Carmen.
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That's quite a pretty dress you've gone
on.
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Reminds me of my mother.
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And you need to work on your flirting.
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Okay. I'm going to call some more
people, and then I'm going to call you
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Okay. Thank you so much, Cormac, for
helping me, all right?
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Cora.
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What are you doing with that sheet?
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Cora, this part I surprised.
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I'm hiding it so nobody won't know the
surprise.
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I'm hiding it. I like surprises.
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You like surprises?
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Uh -huh.
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You surprised?
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Are you crazy? Cora, this is kind of
secret. This is secret.
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Okay, I got it hidden in here. Oh, okay.
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Yeah, yeah. What's the secret, Mr.
Brown?
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I don't tell people secrets.
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If you tell me something... It's a
secret. I keep it to myself. I don't
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secrets. That's good. He's good with
that. Yeah, because Cora's secret. Cora
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a secret. If you make her laugh too
hard, she will pee on herself. But I
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I'm not telling nobody on Cora. Huh?
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Yes, that girl wet herself clean from
the top to the bottom. Mr. Brown, what?
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No, sometimes it's going to spike the
room.
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Cora, be careful. Be careful.
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Be careful.
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She don't pee with sheep, my baby.
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No.
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Hello, baby.
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Who are you?
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Put your hands on me, sucker.
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All right, you mad? What's wrong?
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Yes, I am mad, Will.
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We need to have this talk about having a
family. Come on, baby, not again.
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Yes, again.
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Okay, we'll have kids when we're ready.
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Oh, well, guess what?
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I'm the W in we, and I say that we're
ready right now.
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Well, I'm the E in we, and yeah, I'm
not.
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I mean, look, we haven't even been
married that long. Why can't we just,
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know, enjoy being newlyweds for a little
while longer?
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I mean, you weren't complaining this
morning.
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but I think you were the one sucking
your thumb.
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All right, look.
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Sweetheart, we discussed this.
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We have plenty of time for kids.
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No, you see, you're mistaken.
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You see, a discussion is when we both
get a chance to express our opinions.
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Uh, no.
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That's a debate.
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Look, Mrs. Brown.
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Mr. Brown,
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That's disgusting.
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Okay? Since I'm going to be the father
of this child, since I'm going to be the
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one responsible for providing for it and
this family, I've decided we're not
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ready to start a family.
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Well, just know that I am the woman, and
I would have to
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carry the child.
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So I guess that means that I have to go
and find another father.
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Have fun.
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She played.
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Are you sure this isn't a firing squad?
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Blindfolds remind me of my first home
video.
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Okay, this is going to have y 'all
loving me.
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Y 'all going to be like, ooh, I love me
some brown.
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Would you hurry up? This blindfold is
making me itch. Yeah, and I can't wait
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pin the tail on the donkey.
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I don't think this is a good idea right
now. We couldn't find any of their
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family. Oh, don't worry about it. I made
a few calls with them. Okay.
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I want everybody to take their
blindfolds off on the count of three.
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Okay. One.
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idea was this. How am I?
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I don't have a family.
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Brown, you moron! Is this what we waited
all day for?
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Colonel, you gotta stop all this
spitting. Give me a towel.
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This is a joke, right?
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No, family day.
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This isn't funny.
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You know our mom can't come.
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In 15 years?
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family's not here either no not even the
police are here and they always come
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i'm gonna go check on the kids i'm gonna
go check on ladies okay
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hey i'll go check on carmen yeah i don't
know why they so mad i got a clown
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coming turn i'm glad you stayed while
you're home i'm not here for you i want
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see the clown
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I told you this wasn't going to work.
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I just, I better leave.
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Bye, Pawpaw.
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No, no, no, no. Don't go nowhere. Come
back here. Come back.
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Pawpaw, you can't let her go nowhere.
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Come on, Pawpaw. Look at y 'all.
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Call me that again.
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He don't mean that. He just, he just a
little mad. You know, he got good sense
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of humor. I'm glad you came.
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Look like y 'all close.
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Listen, Dad, we have to get past this.
You cannot stay angry at me forever.
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Oh, yes, he can.
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He's still mad at this dude he met in
Vietnam named Charlie.
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Charlie this, Charlie that. Kill
Charlie. Shoot Charlie. Who in the devil
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Charlie?
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I'm sick of Charlie myself.
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Wow, you look like you about to kill me.
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I'm going to go this way.
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Y 'all just hug.
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Okay, I'm going to go. Okay, I'll be
out.
254
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I don't appreciate you forcing me out of
my own house.
255
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Dad, I thought it was best to move you
to a retirement home. You were so
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depressed after Mom passed away.
257
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I acted the way anyone would act when
they lose a loved one, when they lose
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love of their life. Mom, Dad, you were
so irrational.
259
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,620
I mean, you held that little boy
hostage.
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He was throwing things at my house. He
was the paper boy.
261
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Well, to show him.
262
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And you were also becoming a recluse. I
just thought you needed to be around
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people your own age. Dammit, I don't
want to be around people my own age.
264
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You should have just left me alone.
265
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What's up, big fella?
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Family date sucks.
267
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What you doing?
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Well, I found this old bike in my
uncle's garage, and I figure it still
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little life in it.
270
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:25,690
You're riding this bike? You look so
silly.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
272
00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:33,430
But I figure you, on the other hand...
273
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Might look pretty fly cruising on this
bad boy. What do you think? For real?
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Yeah. If you want it, it's yours.
275
00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,530
Wow. Thanks, Will.
276
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Anytime, man. Go ahead. Give it a spin.
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Okay. Whoa.
278
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Oh.
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00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,510
Oh. Maybe I need to pick that.
280
00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:55,230
Okay. All right. Wait, wait, wait. No
trees and cars.
281
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No.
282
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For a guy who doesn't want kids anytime
soon, you sure like to play daddy.
283
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Come here.
284
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:11,380
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Will, I don't
want to talk about it.
285
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Baby, please, sit down.
286
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Look.
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I love you.
288
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With all my heart.
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I'm just not ready to start a family
right now.
290
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Okay?
291
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:33,780
We haven't been married that long, and I
just... I just want us to...
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enjoy a little bit more time together,
just the two of us.
293
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:44,860
So if you give me, I don't know, maybe
another year, then we can have all the
294
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babies you want.
295
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,580
Is that okay?
296
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,400
Yeah.
297
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,280
Yeah.
298
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,080
So... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa! Hey!
299
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:56,420
What are you rushing off to?
300
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,720
We're having a moment.
301
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,039
No, no, no.
302
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,480
I'm going to get a calendar, I'm going
to write it down, and we're going to get
303
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,480
a stopwatch.
304
00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:06,710
Baby, the countdown begins today.
305
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,730
Damn.
306
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,170
There you are.
307
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,310
What do you want?
308
00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:26,829
Well, you stormed away before I could
give you this.
309
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:35,270
I gave this to your mother.
310
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:37,330
I know.
311
00:17:38,430 --> 00:17:40,830
And she gave it to me when I went away
to college.
312
00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:43,830
I want you to have it.
313
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:51,210
That's a nice gesture, but I still don't
think you understand.
314
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,570
I do, yes. I do understand.
315
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:58,270
I've lost my mother, and when you shut
me out, I lost you.
316
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,310
I need my father back.
317
00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:11,630
You got your papa.
318
00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,170
You got your papa.
319
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:24,690
Okay, everybody, come on, come on out.
Come on, cheer up, cheer up. Everybody,
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00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,110
this is a good family day.
321
00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:27,490
Yes, come on out.
322
00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:31,510
All right, all right, how about we play
charades? Anybody want to play charades?
323
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:35,870
Come on, come on. This is probably going
to surprise all of you, but I don't
324
00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:37,070
feel like...
325
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:38,740
acting today.
326
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,080
But I'm scared.
327
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,100
Okay, let me apologize.
328
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:46,300
I'm sorry that the clown didn't work
out. Sorry about that.
329
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,440
Who knew Jesus was scared of clowns?
330
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:52,880
Hey, for the record, I didn't mean to
hurt him. I just had a bad experience.
331
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,660
Thanks a lot, Jesus. Now we have no
entertainment.
332
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,040
I just wanted to see him drive that
little car.
333
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:06,660
What the devil? All this noise and frat
boys at it again.
334
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:07,980
Hey!
335
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,500
What the devil, Carver?
336
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,620
Carver! Carver! Here they come!
337
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,880
Carver, they trying to fraternize me.
338
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,360
They look mad.
339
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,460
What the devil?
340
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,440
Carver, they crazy.
341
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,060
Mr. Brown, I'm not trying to hurt you.
Well, what they doing?
342
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,080
It's called the death march. When you
finna kill somebody, I know it.
343
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,620
Brothers, hold up.
344
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,460
Mr. Brown, what you call us over here
for?
345
00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:59,120
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
346
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,300
I want to see a little accent.
347
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,840
Don't you stop.
348
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,040
I'm just talking about a little accent.
349
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,720
Yes, I think it's a good idea.
350
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,480
For me to change it, yes.
351
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,080
Okay, okay, we can do that.
352
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,460
Fellas? I thought y 'all was new
additions.
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00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,760
Get ready.
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