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Was I not born into this realm?
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Is not my kingdom here?
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Miss Daisy, are you all right?
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I know I have the body of a weak and
feeble woman, but I have the heart and
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stomach of a queen.
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Good for you.
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I'm ready for my tea.
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Oh, I don't have any tea.
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But there's coffee in there on the
stove. It's waiting for you.
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Anyway, have Brown bring it to my
chamber.
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To your chambers?
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There she is.
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Brown's such a delightful chap.
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So loyal.
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I'm thinking of keeping him.
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How about I have him to bring you a copy
of the Emancipation Proclamation while
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we're at it?
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I want him to play Hollywood Square all
by himself.
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He'll be waiting for that tea when hell
freezes over.
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Okay, why is Miss Daisy waving out the
window like she's the Queen of England?
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don't know, but half her brain is
royalty and the other half is dead like
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was supposed to be his garbage disposal.
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And the hot water.
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Oh, and that means... And the
refrigerator.
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What do you think she is? Somebody give
her some tea. Where is Mr. Brown?
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I don't know, but this garbage disposal
still ain't working.
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And we don't have any hot water.
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She knows we have an interview with the
handyman in a few minutes. I don't
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understand what he could be.
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I'll get it. No, I got it. No, no, no,
no. I've got a business going on.
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1 -900 -EDNA.
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Oh, Mr.
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Brown.
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How many minutes do you want?
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Give me this phone, please.
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Excuse me.
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Mr. Brown, where are you?
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Where are you? Kara, I got arrested. I'm
in jail.
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You're in jail?
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Jail?
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You're in jail? What did they
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arrest you for?
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They said I was making terrorist
threats.
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What? Okay, hold on, hold on.
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Uncle Brown, tell us what happened.
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because I was smelling off some stuff at
the church.
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And then the lady asked me, she said,
what's in the box? I said, oh, you would
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like this because this is the bomb.
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Oh, period. You can't say bomb at the
airport.
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That's just like saying Obama at a
McCain rally.
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Yeah, I know that now.
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It was, y 'all should have seen, it was
terrible. They had the hella chapters
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and the SWAT team was there. They had
them dogs. Them dogs were sniffing my
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middle. Oh, all right. Look, Uncle
Brown.
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are you? Which jail?
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I'm in DeKalb County. I'm just so scared
they got me in this old ugly orange
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suit.
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Just hang in there, Mr. Brandon. Y 'all
hurry, because I'm starving. I just
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ain't got nothing to eat. They just feed
me bread and water in here.
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Yeah,
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I need to order a two -piece with some
fries.
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And some mayonnaise on the side.
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Y 'all hurry.
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Come get me. Okay.
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And I don't see no women in here.
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Well, look, Uncle Brown, I'm going to be
down there to get you in a minute, all
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right? Don't worry. I'll have you out in
no time. Just hold on. Hold on. Yeah,
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hold on to everything but your ankles.
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Y 'all tell my story like they told
Jesus' story.
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and I got his cell phone, too. Okay,
well, let me make a few phone calls and
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what I can do, all right? Okay, and I'm
gonna go see if I can find that number
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on the lawyer who got my D out of jail,
okay?
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Oh, you know, that's the interview with
the handyman.
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I don't have time for this right now.
No, no, no, Kara.
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We need hot water. Brown's in jail.
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Now, are you sure you can handle it? I
got it. All right, now. I'm putting it
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your hands.
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Hello, how you doing, sir?
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How you doing? I'm here for the handyman
position.
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Oh, okay. Come on in. Right over here.
Right over here, sir.
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Oh, soldier.
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Yes, sir.
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$600.
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Hope you're handy, because you sure is
ugly.
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Yes, sir. Keep yourself, sir.
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What have you done?
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Well, my name is Bob Rogers. Rogers?
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Mr. Rogers?
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Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Yes. Yes, I was a maintenance man at the
local high school. So you know how to
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fix things?
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Absolutely, sir. What kind of things?
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Windows, doors.
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You ever fix the water heater?
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Oh, my specialty, sir, yes.
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Oh.
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No, wait, wait.
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Wait a minute. I have some questions I
need to ask the mayor.
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Don't rush me. Don't rush me.
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I need to know a little bit more about
your experience.
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Your experiences in the war and, you
know, in the military.
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You okay?
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So did I get the job?
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Hell no!
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Thank you for your heart and your parts.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, ma 'am.
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Incoming!
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And you
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want to hire him? Hey, here's the water,
Hina.
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We need hot water.
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I gotta soak my bunions.
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Dropped him!
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and push up some stuff in their car?
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Why nobody didn't come see me and put no
money on my books?
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You was only gone for two hours, Mr.
Brown.
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Nephew, you think somebody followed us?
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Because that's why I was bent down in
the car. I didn't want nobody to see it.
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Nephew, what you going to push me up?
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I just wrote a check for your bill.
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Oh, scary, nephew.
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I'm not here, Carter. Tell them I'm not
here.
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Hello. How you doing?
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Hello. I'm here for the handyman
position.
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Oh, okay. Well, I'm sorry. We won't have
to re -guess or do it another time,
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okay?
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Oh, we still have hot water problems.
Yeah, and the garbage disposal is still
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clogged up. And the lamp in my room
doesn't work.
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Yeah, this one even.
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You know what? I can go ahead and...
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Handyman, I can do it. I can take care
of the interview. How much, Handyman?
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you doing?
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I was just in prison.
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Yeah, I just got out of jail. I was
doing a hard time.
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Okay, let's start first by getting your
name.
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Jesus. God bless you.
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Thank you.
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Your name, go ahead.
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Jesus. Okay, say it. Okay, say it slow.
I can get it. I got it right in there.
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Yes. Oh, Lord. You must got the bad.
It's in your lung.
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Never mind. What is your name?
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Jesus.
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His name is Jesus, Mr. Brown.
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Spell it.
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J -E -S -U -S.
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Jesus.
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You ain't... You... You ain't Jesus.
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You trying to come in here. You is
blaspheming. You ain't Jesus.
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You ain't walked on no water.
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What is your mama? You ain't...
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Where was you born? Mr. Brown. He was
born and swallowed the clothes up. He
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don't know none of that. Mr.
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Brown, Jesus is Latino. That's how you
pronounce his name. I'm Mexican.
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Idiot.
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Latin lover.
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He said he's Mexican.
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Is Mexican the same as Latino?
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Si, si. Si, you did not call me no
sister.
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You know, Sissy, I braided that man's
hair in jail because I wanted some
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Yeah, boy.
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Sissy.
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Okay, Sissy, you don't understand the
regular... Nacho Jalapeno.
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No, thank you. I hate it already.
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Oh, Cora, how are we supposed to come in
and talk if he can't even understand
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the alphabet?
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Mr. Brown, he can speak English.
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Sissy. You call me Sissy one more time.
Hey, hey, hey.
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can fix anything.
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I'm very good with my hands. Oh, good
with your hands.
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I think maybe, on second thoughts, maybe
this job is not quite right for me. Oh,
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no. Wait a minute.
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Hey, Zeus, I'm sorry. We really need you
for this job. I'm sorry.
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Can you just fix something for us?
Please, can you fix this lamp? How about
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lamp? Just show them what you can do.
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I need a handyman.
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It's so good to be getting some good
home cooking again. What good?
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Them grilled cheese in there about to
scratch my throat up.
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Well, it's good to have you home, Mr.
Brown. Uh, Cora, my dear told me to tell
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you she mad at you.
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Mad at me for what?
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You ain't brought her no cigarettes.
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Well, she needs to stop smoking.
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Cora, your mama looks so bad.
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Really? Yes.
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She done let her beard start growing
out, Cora.
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Cora, yes, that's what they put on the
other side. And what they did, they was
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checking her throat, Cora.
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Yes, they checked her throat. They
thought Medea was, they thought she was
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dude.
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No, Mr. Grant, don't talk about my
mother like that. Well, look at her.
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she grow in her bed. She got a big
throat, big feet. Big hands.
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Cora, your mama is big.
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Stop talking about her like that.
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And then she go out in there to get
braids, Cora.
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Cora, your mama, look like a dude.
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She walk up in there.
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What up, Blair?
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I said, look at my baby.
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Cora, your mama, she just look ancient.
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What is all that noise?
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Oh, yeah, yes, yeah. What is going on?
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I forgot to tell y 'all. We got somebody
coming over. It was this girl. that was
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in jail, and she didn't have no money
and nowhere to go, and I told her she
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could stay here.
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What? She was poor.
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She didn't have nothing. The Lord led me
to her.
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What is London Sheridan doing here?
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She's dead.
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Hi.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi. Hey, little buddy.
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You're standing in my light. Can you
move a little bit? Thank you.
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Don't drink and shop.
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And also,
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I am proud to announce that I will be
serving my community service here in the
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projects at the Town Meadows Retirement
Home.
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Uh, that's Brown Meadows, and this ain't
no project.
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Ew.
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Uh, we're gonna have to do something
about that name.
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Who is this clown?
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It's London Sheridan. London who? You
know, that brat that's always in the
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tabloids and spending all her daddy's
money.
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I can hear you.
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Because I'm still in the room.
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Can someone tell me where the powder
room is, please?
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Yes, it's up there to the left.
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Thank you.
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I should probably take my purse. No
offense, though.
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I know you guys are all staring at me
right now, but, you know, I'm used to
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Carl, why are stockings too little?
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Mr. Brown, she can't stay here. That
young lady is trouble.
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That's right.
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Well, I'm just doing what the Lord led
me to do. He led me to her. He did not
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lead you to her.
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Well, if she go, I'm going to have to
give our daddy back this nice check that
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he gave me for our community service.
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What chick?
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This chick.
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Bam.
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Well,
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I'm going to go get her room ready.
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And I've got a bar of soap she can
borrow.
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And I'm going to rub her feet.
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I'm coming to help.
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Where do you think you're going? I'm
just going to help out a little bit.
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No, we're going outside. You see that
chick?
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Yes.
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Or should I say, what is this?
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We've met London, our new house guest.
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Well, keep her out of the North Garden.
249
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Or I'll have her beheaded.
250
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Ooh, beheaded. Is that a new designer?
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Pardon me.
252
00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:35,470
Yeah, um, you want something to eat?
253
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:40,110
No. Full food is bad for my complexion.
254
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:43,590
So why are you doing community service
for?
255
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,290
Oh, just another DUI.
256
00:15:47,870 --> 00:15:50,770
But I really learned my lesson this
time.
257
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,410
Don't get caught drinking and driving.
258
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,810
Okay, shouldn't you just not drink?
259
00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,130
Ew.
260
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:00,730
Boring.
261
00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:06,110
Well, technically I wasn't drinking and
driving because I was drinking before I
262
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,110
was driving.
263
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,510
Uh, hey, Sue.
264
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,230
Finish checking, uh, some stuff.
265
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:15,470
It's Jesus.
266
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:17,130
Jesus, Corsus, whatever.
267
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,510
Uh, you fix the garbage?
268
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:22,330
Yep, it's done. Okay, now I need you to
look at the garbage disposal.
269
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,590
Get it fixed for me. Right now?
270
00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:25,890
Right now.
271
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,550
Uh,
272
00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:33,850
Sasha, I'm gonna run to the store and
get some light bulbs. You need anything?
273
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:37,070
Ooh. Um, can you get me some mousse?
274
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,230
Mousse? All they have is ground meat.
275
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,000
I can see if they got moose. I don't
know if you eat moose.
276
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London, are you okay?
277
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,480
No. Jesus, get her some water. I can't
breathe.
278
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:56,820
You have asthma?
279
00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:01,360
Um, no, but there's just so much poverty
in the air.
280
00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:05,319
Here you are.
281
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,260
Oh, my God, what is this?
282
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special one.
283
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,160
I think I know what the problem is with
your garbage disposal.
284
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,460
Oh, what's that?
285
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:32,900
You don't have one.
286
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,040
So maybe you'd like to start shoving
food down the drain.
287
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,020
Excuse me, young man.
288
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,720
Are you busy?
289
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:45,460
Yes, I was just... Would you come with
me? I hear you're good with your hands.
290
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,780
Yes, ma 'am. I will be there as soon as
I can finish fixing our garbage
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disposal.
292
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:57,850
I hope she falls asleep.
293
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:08,390
Laura, what am I to do now?
294
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:12,510
Mr. Brown, what's going on? What's wrong
now? Cara, I got a record.
295
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:13,830
A record for what?
296
00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:14,910
I've been in prison.
297
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:19,450
Cara, they're going to give me a parole
office and I'm going to have to go down
298
00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:20,570
there and get drug tested.
299
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,830
And they're going to make me go on a
little cut.
300
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:36,220
No, it's not. No, you're right. You
should be upset.
301
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:40,020
You've been out of jail for hours now
and you don't even have a photo shoot
302
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,020
lined up?
303
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,600
No endorsements? No press conference?
304
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,460
Your agent sucks.
305
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:53,380
A holding cell?
306
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:55,600
Ground you a punk!
307
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:04,340
When I was a prisoner of war, we
tunneled six miles under the meek...
308
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:08,080
nothing but a spoon and a Billie Holiday
album.
309
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:12,080
Hey, you got to stop saying them poor
words. You're about to drown me.
310
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,420
Excuse me, but this is boring.
311
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,740
So I haven't gone this long without
having a party.
312
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,140
So the last one in the pool is going to
get wet.
313
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,820
No, no, no. I'm going to tell her. I'm
going to tell her.
314
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:26,020
We don't have a pool.
315
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,560
That girl is so stupid she stole a cup
of gas money.
316
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,740
She's figured it out.
317
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,560
Anybody got an umbrella?
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