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Hey Jude, how's it going?
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Hey Candy, where have you been?
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Oh my god, I haven't spoken to you for
like so long, right?
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Yeah, so much has happened, I have too
much to tell you. Yeah, I know, I locked
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my phone and shit.
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God, how have you been?
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Oh, well, you know, same old shit.
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So I tried to go to yoga the other day,
right? I meet this hipster wannabe LA
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gay dude who tells me there's something
wrong with my voice.
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What? Oh, yeah, God. Apparently I'm,
like, all blocked or something. It's,
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this psychological thing. It's subtle,
but it comes out in my voice.
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Oh, my God.
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I've known you for so long, and there's
no way your voice is, like, blocked or
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anything like that. That's just weird.
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And it's subtle turn -off, too, by the
way. I mean, I really just wanted to
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him. And then he comes out with this
hippy -dippy shit.
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All he had to say is that my voice is
sexy or raspy or something. I mean, that
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would have been fine.
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Yeah, right? Like, what a way to hit on
a girl. Just tell her she's
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psychologically fucked up.
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God. Hang on, I just had a thought.
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Maybe he thinks my voice is going to be
released when he's fucking me and I am
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having the most amazing orgasm of my
life.
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Oh, I see what you're saying.
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It's like you're the tortured, lost
little girl and he, like, is going to
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release you in bed or something.
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Right. Yeah, like some game.
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L .A. guys are so weird.
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They are so weird.
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Hey, I wanted to ask you something.
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You're, like, the only person I know
that has a legit manager, okay? And I
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like, a meeting with a manager on
Monday. It's so exciting.
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I'm, like, hell nervous about it. But,
like, I just don't know to wear.
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I mean, what do you think that I should
wear?
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Is it male or female?
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Uh, he's male. His name's Jeffrey
Gollins.
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All right, well, you're gonna have to
fuck him. What?
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Well, unfortunately, that's just kind of
the way it is.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no.
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I... I can't fuck this guy.
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Well, no, I have a woman right now, but
when I had a guy, yeah, I did.
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And I mean, just, if you know, if you
want to get all the good castings and
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stuff, kind of what's required.
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Seriously? I don't know.
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Hey, what's the address you're going to
meet him at?
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Oh, yeah, mm -hmm, definitely.
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Yep, that's his residence.
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Oh, God.
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You know, but just go and wear something
innocent and flirty, you know, like
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sweet girl on the outside and bad girl
on the inside.
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No, it's no big deal. It'll be fine.
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God, I did not realize how incestuous
all this was.
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Well, I wouldn't say it's incestuous. I
mean, you're, like, not fucking your
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uncle. You're kind of fucking a
stranger, really.
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And it's probably only going to be,
like, five minutes. It's going to be,
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a two -pump chump. Hit it and quit it,
and then it's over.
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Right, just, like, get it over with.
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Think about it this way, okay? It's like
you're putting a down payment on lease
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for your career.
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I hear what you're saying. It's, like, a
cheap option to have a good future
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or something.
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Exactly.
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Gross.
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