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Hey, guys.
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How's it going?
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Good to see you.
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Oh, for me?
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Coffee? Oh, my God.
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Thank you so much.
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Wow, you've really hit the big time,
Maddie. Look at you, personal assistant,
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coffee. It's great.
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Dennis, it's coffee.
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You guys want my advice?
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Don't take shit like this so seriously,
okay?
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This is my assistant. She got us coffee.
Big whoop.
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My dad would say, yip -dee -doo -doodle
-doo, shit in the churn.
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Oh, and by the way, look, don't call me
Agatha anymore, okay? It's Aggie now.
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Not even Agatha, but Aggie.
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Where's Bridget?
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Oh, yeah, I was going to tell you. She
couldn't make it. She has, like, these
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weird hives, rash thing in her neck.
It's really bad.
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She has, like, weird hives or a rash or
something on her neck. That's your
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excuse?
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Oh, well, just in her defense, you know,
if she had a temperature and it was
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looking like it was about to burst, it
was really violent. Mm -hmm, mm -hmm, mm
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-hmm, mm -hmm.
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You show up with the hideous, violent
rash on your face.
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That's what this industry is about.
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Oh, God.
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I'm sorry in that case. I didn't realize
that this was, like, professional
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meeting with people here and shit. I
thought it was just, like, a meeting
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between old friends, you know, hanging
out.
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You didn't think this was serious?
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Never underestimate Hollywood.
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Oh, okay.
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Jeez, it's a bit full on.
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What if you had, like, frozen nipples or
something?
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Candace, I don't want to hear your what
-ifs, okay? I don't even know what the
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fuck a frozen nipple is. Is it a
lollipop?
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Anyway, whatever. The point is, you
can't even show up late to a meeting,
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That reminds me.
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Haley, will you check and make sure that
Bronson is going to be my connoisseur
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on Monday, please? Yeah, you got it.
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No, I mean, this really happened to me
in high school.
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I was walking around, and I didn't even
know it, but apparently I was walking
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around with, like, a see -through shirt,
and my nipples were piercing, popping
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right through, and I didn't even realize
it, and people started calling me Stiff
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Nips, and that became my nickname in
high school was Stiff Nips.
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Candace, how did this turn into a
meeting about your tits?
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I'm just saying, like, you know, stiff
nipples are a thing.
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I mean, like, what if I was rushed to go
to an audition, and I was in a hurry,
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and I didn't have enough time to look in
the mirror, and I had stiff nipples,
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and it was going to happen all over
again?
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This is a thing, right? Have you ever
had stiff nipples?
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Oh, yeah.
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Happens all the time.
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See, when?
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Just the other day at the supermarket,
walking down the road in Pluto, and bam,
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stiff nips.
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Can be dangerous, too.
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Men are athletes.
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See?
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This is a thing. That is not the point.
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I don't care if it happens or if it
doesn't happen. This is where the
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elimination process begins.
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This is where people start blanking out,
start dropping off the map.
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You want to know who makes it in this
business?
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Yes, yes, I want to know.
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It's the people who show up and are
ready to work.
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Do you want to be somebody who makes it?
Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I didn't want to
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seem like I'm flaky or anything like
that. It's just that I don't want to be
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called stiff -nips again. That was a
personal nightmare for me.
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I'm really sorry, Aggie.
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Hey, if you like that, I called you
Aggie.
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Huh? I said that.
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I know, but how quickly I caught on. You
must be impressed with that.
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Oh.
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Hey, Candace.
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Uh...
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Confidence is another thing that's
important in this business. You might
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get yourself some.
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Yes, yes, I totally agree with that.
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Confidence is a big thing.
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Oh, by the way, he isn't your ghost,
everybody is.
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Okay.
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In that case, you and I are going to
write a little email to my agent.
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He's going to say this.
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Okay. I am not.
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about Freddy as my co -star, but if that
is the direction the writers would like
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to take, have a little fun with old
Aggie, I'm willing to play their game.
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Next time, could you please let me the
fuck know a little bit sooner so I can
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prepare myself?
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Period.
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Got it.
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Wow.
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You sound so professional with your
agent and shit.
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I mean...
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This is what happens when you surround
yourself with people who are really
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committed to your success.
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It's like having your own entourage.
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Entourage?
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Wow.
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That's so cool.
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Having your own entourage?
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Yeah.
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