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Hey, now, Bridge, I've been thinking
about it, and I think the reason why
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never made it in Hollywood yet is
because of our name.
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What? Yeah, I mean, like, think about
it. Everybody who's made it in Hollywood
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has a great name.
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Oh, my God.
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You're so right. Yeah, I mean, look at
your name. Like, you're Bridget Dunn.
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Yeah, but Bridget Dunn? Like, Bridget
Dunn what?
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Bridget Dunn not very much. Thanks for
reminding me, name.
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And me?
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I'm like Candace Benson.
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What a boring, dumb fuck name.
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Which is kind of cool, though, because I
get to call you Candy sometimes.
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I'm like, that's cool. Like, Candy's a
cool girl name. Like, that's cool.
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What am I, a transvestite?
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It's totally a tranny name.
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Candy. My God, I didn't realize it is a
total tranny name, and I'm so sorry. Oh,
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should I stop calling you that? No, no,
no, it's okay. It's my name and
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everything. You can call me that. I'm
just saying, like, you know, in the big
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scale of things, like in Hollywood, you
know.
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we need names with punch yeah yeah like
we need names that are gonna like get us
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noticed yeah i mean like look at someone
like um katie perry she has the coolest
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name like katie perry oh my gosh like
what a name what a name it just has that
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i mean think about it close your eyes
okay and just think of nothing else but
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the name
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Katy Perry.
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What do you think of? I think roar.
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I think awesome.
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I think music. I think power. I think
bangs. Oh, my God.
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And that's just from her name.
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See? It's all in the name. It's all in
her name.
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Man, we need names. How do we get better
names?
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Oh, I've heard, like, people, they get
their, like, their alter name, like,
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their name that matches them, like, to
their persona by, like, working out
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porn name.
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Okay, how do we do that?
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What you do is you calculate the first
pet's name you ever had. Okay.
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And then the first street that you lived
on.
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Okay, so pet and street. Yes. So mine
is, I had a dog named Scruffy, and the
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first street I lived on was 14 Thornton
Street. So I'm Scruffy Thornton.
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That's nice.
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Okay. And I guess my first animal was a
guinea pig.
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Wait a minute. You had a guinea pig?
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Yeah.
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That's pretty cool.
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It was so cool.
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Was he fat?
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He was a little pudge.
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I love fat guinea pigs. Right? When they
just like sit in their cage and they're
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like a blob and then they just like
pulse out.
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And they're like fatter because they're
pulsing.
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We totally did. Like he was just like so
fat. and so useless. I loved him.
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Aw. Fluffy.
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We should get a guinea pig. We should
totally get a guinea pig.
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No. Okay, so that was Fluffy. And then
the street that I grew up on was 114
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Street. So that would be Fluffy Dive.
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Fluffy Dive.
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I can totally see that name up in
lights.
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Lights above a strip club.
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Hmm. Yeah.
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And Scruffy Thornton is kind of like
Billy Bob's cat or something, right?
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I bet that's a famous cat.
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