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Oh, my God. Bye. Bye. Oh, shit.
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Oh, gross.
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Turn on that fucker.
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He's so violent.
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Wow. This is just so awesome.
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Like, this is such a great place.
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Yeah. I love it. I love it, too. I come
here all the time just to, like, you
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know, get my zen on.
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I would, too.
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This is great.
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So, like, who are you hookups and stuff?
Like, who do you know here and shit? I
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don't have any hookups.
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What do you mean you don't have any
hookups? This is a hotel. You need to
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someone to get in here, right? I just
come in.
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What do you mean you just come in?
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I just go to the front desk, and I'm
like, hey, I'm in room 24, and then they
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just let me in.
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Whoa, wait a minute. So, like, we're not
even supposed to be here right now? Oh,
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no, no, it's okay. Like, we're not
trespassing. They let us in, so, like,
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morally sound.
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Oh.
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Okay. You sure?
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Yeah. I would not do something morally
unsound.
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God. Okay.
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Cool. Yeah.
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Okay, so if, like, anybody comes up to
me and asks me, I just say that I'm in
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room 24.
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Exactly. You just say, I'm in room 24.
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Okay. So just, like, I'm in room 24. Oh,
wow.
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But you don't have to, like, yell at
them. Like, that was scary.
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Oh. And, like, you used your hand.
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Like a lawyer or something.
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Oh, okay. That was, like, too much?
Yeah, it was just a little too much. Oh,
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shit. Okay, so it's like, bring it back.
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Yeah. Just natural, like, relax.
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Totally. You've got this.
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I'm in room 24.
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Oh, it's so sad.
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Oh, shit. If I walked into the hotel,
I'd be like, send Suicide Watch to room
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24, and then they'd look up that you
weren't in 24, and then we'd be busted.
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Oh, God. I don't want that. You've got
to think big picture.
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You're right.
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Like, it just seemed like I didn't even
want to be here. Yeah, and, like, you're
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having a great time with our hotel.
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Don't make me feel bad about that. Just,
like, get in that guest mode.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Happy guest mode. I see what you mean.
Okay.
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Like, um, hey, I'm just in room 24.
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That was awesome.
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Yeah? That was so good.
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Yeah? Look, I bought the shit out of
that. That was so good.
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Cool. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm in room 24.
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I think you're ready to be part of the
Pool Hoppers Club.
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The Pool Hoppers Club? There's like a
club and shit? It's like a whole L .A.
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underground thing. Like, you know how
there's so many pools in L .A. and
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nobody's ever in them? So we basically
just like go to pools.
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And that's it.
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But it's not like stealing because it's
just water. And like everybody in this
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world has a right to water. Like
nobody's going to be like, you know.
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I can see the logic in that. We belong
with water. Yes. Yeah.
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Great. So I'm like, I'm the pool
hopper's love. You're totally it. I'm a
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hopper. Yeah. Yeah.
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Sick.
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