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Hey, you know one of those places where
guys can go to get a rub?
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A rub?
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Yeah, you know, like a massage.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, you mean like one of those, like,
happy endings places?
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Yes. I'm wondering if one of these
places, if, you know, they would give it
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women. What?
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Oh, that's so weird. I know. It's weird,
right? Just to think.
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I was watching the History Channel last
week, which we have, by the way.
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And apparently, like back in olden day,
like 18th century times, women who
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weren't orgasming would go to their
doctor, like their legit doctor, and the
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doctor would rub them out. And it was
like a medical thing. It was called
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hysteria. Like it was a legit medical
condition.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you being serious? I'm like, this is
American history.
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Wow. Wow. That's really cool.
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They had it, like, sorted out back then.
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No, I'm being serious, though. I'm
wondering if one of these happy ending
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places, if they would, like, you know,
give it to women. What?
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Are you that hard of?
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No, I'm not.
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It's not for me.
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I'm not for you.
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Yes, it is.
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I'm just being curious. That's all.
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Okay, look, look, look. Here. Ready?
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This ad says...
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$30 for 30 minutes massage.
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Okay. Bonus.
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Happy.
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Optional. Bonus.
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Happy. Optional. That's great English.
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You wouldn't do that.
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It just makes you want to get it,
doesn't it? I think that we should at
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explore, like, just to see if they give
it to women, you know?
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Wow. Is this it?
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Really? Yeah.
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Okay.
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Is this really it? Well, we both... We
both can't go in together.
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Wait, what?
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I mean, we won't look serious. They
won't take us seriously.
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Oh, yeah, okay. I didn't think about
that.
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I think we should, like, one of us
should go in.
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Okay. Yeah, I'll just stay out of here.
That's fine. I don't think it should be
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me, though.
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Oh, you don't? No, I don't think I look
responsible enough today.
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I think that you look more innocent than
me. I think you should go in. You think
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I look innocent?
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Yeah.
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Sweet! Yeah, okay, fuck up. That's fine.
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Oh my god, it was so embarrassing!
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What happened?
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What happened?
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They thought that it was an undercover
cop.
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They were like, you go now!
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It was awful!
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It was terrible!
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Oh my god!
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