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Have you ever wondered what it's like to
have a dick?
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What? No, I'm being serious. I mean,
you, like, have this weird sausage thing
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between your legs. Wait.
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Again, what?
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I know, but, like, when you think about
it, we kind of have, like, a little bit
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more free and easy down there. I mean,
when we sit down, we just get to sit
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down. I mean, when they sit down, are
they sitting down in a way where they're
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trying not to sit on their package?
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Oh, my gosh.
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Yeah, they've gotta be.
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Whoa, I've, like, never thought about
that.
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I know, it'd be pretty uncomfortable,
right? It'd be, like, really
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uncomfortable. God.
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Except for, like, if you're a guy and
you're, like, born with a dick, and
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had this, like, dick your whole life,
and you're, like, attached to it,
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you be, like, used to it?
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Right. But have you ever asked anybody?
Like, have you ever asked a guy?
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No. Well, then how would you know?
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I don't know.
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Let's ask somebody. Oh my god, you're
gonna call someone.
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Hey Dave, what up?
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Is it uncomfortable having a dick?
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No, I mean, like, you have a dick in
your pants, right?
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Is it weird?
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No, no, no, no, no. I know it's normal.
I'm just saying, like... No, I've not
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been looking at your dick. Oh my god!
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No, no.
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Oh god, you're missing the point.
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Don't worry about it.
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What did he say?
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What an idiot. What did he say? He
thought that I was spying on his dick.
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God.
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That's exactly what it seemed like.
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