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You're fucking dead now.
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It's been about, what, two, three hours,
I'd say.
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It's been good.
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What the hell am I going to do with this
fucking thing?
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Well, I really don't want to go to the
hospital.
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And there's no one else here besides
maybe Kate can help me out. Kate!
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What do you want?
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I need you to help me out.
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With what?
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I got a pretty big problem.
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I did something bad.
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Okay. Do I want to know?
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I mean, the only reason I'm telling you
is because you might be able to help.
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That's my problem.
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I kind of dipped into...
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take Viagra if you don't have a girl
over?
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I didn't think it would last this long,
but it's been like three, three and a
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half hours now.
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That's cool.
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That was not cool!
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That's your problem.
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Yeah, I know it's my problem, but I was
like, maybe she can help me out just a
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little bit, and then maybe it'll go
away. Because I haven't had any female
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stimulation since I took it.
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Well, you can wait till mom and dad get
home, and then they can take you to the
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hospital. I don't want to go to the
hospital!
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That's embarrassing!
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Well, then go walk outside and find
someone to help you out.
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You want me to just pick up some random
stranger and have him help me out with
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this? Really?
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Let them learn, right?
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Let them learn my ass.
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Can you just help me out with this,
please?
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What do you want me to do?
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I don't know. Like, use your hand or
something.
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That's weird.
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I mean, I wouldn't ask unless I
really... really needed help.
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Why can't you use your hand?
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I tried already.
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Didn't work.
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Let me see. I think it's plumbing.
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What?
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Let me see.
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Man,
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that sucks.
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Yeah. You should be more careful next
time. I'm not going to take it anymore.
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So, can you help me out?
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No. I'm just going to sit here and
laugh. You're just going to sit here and
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laugh?
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Help me out.
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What are you supposed to do?
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They're going to walk in and I'm going
to have to be all embarrassed.
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Natalie, you're sitting in here
especially.
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I'm going to tell them anyway.
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What am I supposed to do?
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I'm not going to laugh at all.
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That's really your only option.
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Because none of my friends would ever
come over and do you.
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That's great.
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Are you going to help me out or not?
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Well, you're supposed to be like, yeah.
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I'm not touching my brother's dick.
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What am I supposed to do then?
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You do it.
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I'm not going to do anything.
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I'll instruct you.
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No. Yeah. No, it's happening.
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No? No.
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Help me out. God damn.
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All right, so you want me to jerk you
off?
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Yeah. That's it. Yeah.
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Is that too much to ask?
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It's weird.
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And if I did do it, I'd sit like this.
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Can you put a bag over your head or
something?
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No.
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I could put a pillow over my head.
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That might work.
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Oh my god.
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I need help.
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Okay, I'll help you. It looks painful.
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You're supposed to have a pillow on your
head.
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Okay, fine.
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Put the pillow on my head.
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Um, so how long is this gonna take?
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As long as it takes, I guess.
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I don't know.
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I'm really not sure what to do at this
point.
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Like do you use lube or anything?
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Like this is... I don't know.
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I guess not.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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They're working?
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Kind of.
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I'm trying not to pee.
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Look, I got places to go, so tell me how
to speed this along.
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I don't know, maybe we just have to take
it up a notch.
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You're already pretending I'm somebody
else.
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You don't have any lube.
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Uh -uh. Lube? Nope.
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Okay.
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You are... that guy in class.
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You're Derek.
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Shut up. Okay.
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Okay?
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Is that doing any good?
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Derek?
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No, thank you.
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You should hurry up.
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Maybe you could, uh, sit on it?
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What? I don't know.
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Maybe suck the wood.
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You want me to suck the wood?
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What do I get out of this?
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Well, you're not going to answer this.
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That's a weird question.
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I'm not answering it.
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I'll take that as a yes, so... Might as
well enjoy yourself too, right?
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Yeah.
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I'm just trying to do all the options I
can.
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And go on notes.
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Obviously.
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At least taking the top off
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Mm -hmm.
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What?
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Take those off, too.
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Oh, you want it all off?
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Not if you want to do it without on.
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Just like this.
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Do you want me to put the pillow back
on?
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Yes.
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Mm -hmm.
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I can feel it starting to go down
already.
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Ah, fuck.
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Definitely keep this between us.
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay, let's get this over with.
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Okay.
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