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What do you think?

It's a thorough, specific, solid,
terrific job.

But?

I'm surprised you don't call for
Daniel's resignation.

It wasn't in the commission's mandate to
address that. Maybe not.

But there's enough here to make it a
reasonable conclusion.

Then the chief should draw it. Or city
council.

Really? It's not my judgment.

Not without criminality.

You loyalist furlough.

Look, if I were in Daniel's shoes, I'd
probably resign.

But I'm not. He is.

I'm going to show him the draft this
morning. You what?

He commissioned it. I owe it to him.

Maybe he'll do the right thing.

Maybe.

I love you.

See you at the council.

I love you, Frank.

What happened?

Patrolman Bauer took off night shift,
sick about 3 a .m. Says this kid

him on the way home.

You made it, Rodriguez.

Scooted around long enough to make it a
day shift report.

Witnesses? Bauer called it in himself.

Him and his pal tried to take me off,
whacking me with some kind of pipe.

We find it?

The kid took off with it, the one I
didn't pump.

Thanks. Come on, Bauer, I'll drive you
to your house.

Just the way I want to spend my morning.
Hey, it ain't exactly my dream to eat

about. How about we save the whiz in the
morning? It's open.

Item five, squad room security
procedures.

Now, short of frisking everybody, which
isn't practical, or installing a

separate entrance with metal detectors,
which we don't have the dough to do,

squad room access for civilians is
always going to be a matter of judgment.

means there's going to be mistakes.

People, every one of you.

Try to be a last checkpoint.

Try to be alert for bing -bongs and
weirdos in case, like what happened last

Thursday with the grieving father of
Harry Garibaldi, in case your duty

sergeant makes a wrong call.

Okay, yeah, item six.

Now, people, this is not one of those
paintings that you'll find at the Modern

Art Museum.

Believe it or not, this is an ordinary
traffic ticket.

It was returned by the traffic court for
inability to prosecute because of

Summons' illegibility.

Now, the violator here seems to have
been arrested for something that reads,

Frogger to hide, slop sink.

And the signature on this magnificent
piece of police work.

seems to read Benji Binko.

Now, I don't recall any Officer Binko in
his precinct.

And I would appreciate if he would step
forward, identify himself, so he could

translate these hieroglyphics.

are so good as to read the original
charge force.

What's this word here?

I don't know, Andy. You wrote it.

A fire to heat stop sign.

Anybody can figure it out.

Nice going, Andy. But from now on, write
them so others can read them, huh?

Be quiet.

We can't forget the fundamentals.

Okay, people, let's roll.

Let's do the job.

I am businessmen. You are stuffing my
business. Over here, camel press.

Sergeant Jablonski, if memory serves,
you have a dog?

Blackie. Yes, well, perhaps we could
talk after work about getting Blackie a

canine companion.

I don't think Blackie and me would be
interested in that. Oh, well, I'm

convinced that we could kindle that
interest.

Once you heard my presentation, I'll say
just one word.

Sharpay.

Sharpay. Sharpay. It could bring a whole
new dimension to your life, Sergeant.

I'll look forward to talking with you.

Geez, I can hardly wait.

F -A -D -I.

Correct. Why you arrest me and not real
criminal?

Because the subway is off limits on
licensed vendors.

Toys are for little babies, to make them
happy. Not to be crime.

Meow, meow, meow.

Hello, little baby.

Babies really like this thing.

Are you kidding with me?

They are crazy nuts for them.

You have baby.

Here, here. Take, take. I give, I give.

Here you are. Take.

And, uh, I go.

Meow, meow.

Puppy, go.

Animal charades, me?

Fuzzy, stay.

Animal charades? Why don't you mind your
own freaking business, you freaking

freak?

We have a 9 -11.

I'm Rodney Progress.

Seat surplus, door corner, People's
Drive.

Captain, I'll be right there.

Captain, we got an officer involved,
night shift guy Dave Bauer. Was it a

shooting? He's going to write it up now.

Victim was on a scholarship to Amherst.
He was back in the city to present at

the Boyce Merritt Award.

That was his high school principal and
wants a meeting with him. Anytime after

the city council hearing.

Stan, Chief Daniel's office, back in and
out. Right, Captain. We've got

community heat on this, even if it was a
righteous shoot.

Kid sounds like Horatio Alger. What was
Horatio doing on that street at four in

the morning?

What was Dave Bauer doing there?

Lieutenant, I know you're not a hands
-on kind of personnel officer.

You get that right. Yeah, but we've been
through seven tackies in the last two

weeks. Well, maybe eight's the magic
number. Lieutenant, the people that

getting from this guy Pearson and
department personnel just ain't

I'm not sure this Miss Dolan even took
the exam.

Check her records?

Yeah, it says that she took the exam,
but the day after that incident with

Garibaldi's father, she was waffling.
You want to know what I think?

Only if I don't have to do anything
about it. I believe the job

are being offered in return for certain
favors.

Favors? Like, uh, of a sexual nature.

So, uh, you figure Pearson's turning
these ladies over before he turns them

It's certainly not a subject that I want
to brooch with the man, but that's my

guess, correct?

Well, uh...

Yeah, I guess maybe this is the kind of
thing I should... I wish you would.

Tell Miss Dolan I'd like to see her in
the lineup. I appreciate that.

Hey, I'm the personnel officer.

Whatever you wear will be great.

Hey, Lynetta. It's J .D. LaRue. Listen,
this is a cop hangout we're going to, so

don't break out the A -threads. And
don't eat lunch.

Dinner's being prepared by Cordon Bleu
LaRue.

Are you guys mine?

Okay, then.

Yeah. See you later.

Me too.

All right, go ahead.

Okay, so I'm out of the car.

I'm fighting with this kid.

Whack. He hits me right here with a
steel pipe, and I'm down. But I got him

the sweatshirt. I'm holding on. I'm
trying to pull out my piece.

Now, this other kid comes out of
nowhere, who he also is trying to kick

of. I get off a shot. The other kid
screams.

The first kid lets go. He turns to the
other kid, who's hit, which I also tried

to plant the first kid, too.

I took two shots at him, but he got
away.

Can you describe the sale in Iran?

Yes. 5 '9", gray sweatshirt, green
pants.

See his face?

No, it was a no -ride -up brand stock.

Hey, why don't you save the attitude,
huh? Hey, I see his face. I'm going to

give you his face first, aren't I? Hey,
listen, Bauer. For openers, your story's

a joke.

If you stopped at the convenience at 133
and Decker, how come you parked at 131?

There's no closer spots. Oh, well,
congratulations for being the first cop

history not to double park.

Excuse me, Officer Bauer.

I'm I .A .D. Officer Shipman. Join the
Inquisition.

I'm here to get your statement about
this morning's incident.

I just gave it to these guys. Separate
investigations, officer. I'm afraid

you'll have to give it to me, too.

Hang on a minute. Can I talk to you a
sec, Officer Bauer?

What's the problem?

Listen, Bauer, you're giving IAD your
statement's going to give us just enough

time to go to the convenience and find
out you're not on a night camera.

And maybe you had business on 131st, and
maybe you've got a good reason for not

wanting to talk about it. Maybe it was a
righteous shoot. I'm telling you it

was. I'm telling you.

I don't care how good your reasons are
for lying. If you don't want to be

treated like a perp instead of another
cop, by the time we get back here, you'd

better start giving straight answers.

Come on.

These are all yours.

I'm looking through your app file, Miss
Dolan, and, well, I find the grade, but

no copy of a test.

Well, Mr. Pearson gave me the
examination orally.

I see.

And where did this oral exam take place?

In a hot tub.

Pearson's got a hot tub? No, we went to
the Bubble Your Pleasure spa.

It's pretty clear what happened, isn't
it? Do you like playing cat and mouse,

making me feel dirty? Hey, hey, hey.

Come on, here.

Here, go on. Give him a blow.

Get him dragged.

Look, uh... I, uh... I'm not making any
moral judgments here, Miss Dolan, but I

gotta get the facts.

All right.

So, uh... After the exam, know what?

Dance with no steps.

I'm afraid so.

And the next morning, when you wake up,
I'm saying you're qualified. The next

morning?

Try five minutes.

Five minutes?

Like a kid with candy, huh? What is that
supposed to mean? I can't take this.

Hey, hey, hey, take it easy, Ms. Dolan.
I'm not qualified.

I shouldn't have this job. But I don't
need... You don't need to take any pinch

and tickle. Hey, I'm just making a
little joke here, all right? I mean, we

you ain't no merry freak about this
area, you know?

That is it.

I quit.

Hey, hey, hey. Look, hey.

Who's that?

Listen, I'm just fooling around with
you, all right?

Just having a good time.

I slept in mud.

I ate water bugs.

They killed my woman.

But I didn't care!

Because I had a mission!

To bring the prisoners back home!

And you!

You didn't even write your congressman!

Because people don't care about American
servicemen still missing in action!

And right there, in the kitchen,
Americans!

Treating them better than a water
buffalo!

Who you calling a buffalo?

Why don't you be quiet and let these
folks eat in peace?

Peace?

I just

delivered

a birthday greeting. I'm an actor. I'm
allowed to improvise around myself.

You're going in. Joe, Joe, think for
just a second. You want to deal with

guy for the next four hours? Think about
it.

You want me to bust this guy? I want him
out.

Come on.

He doesn't let me win. Out!

You know,

Frank, when people were telling me one
of my rising young lieutenants was a

drunk, unfit to serve, an embarrassment,
it wasn't easy to support you.

It took something you obviously haven't
got.

Loyalty. A sense of gratitude.

I said we'd follow the evidence wherever
it led, Chief. What evidence? Where?

There isn't a shred in here to
incriminate me. You use an amalgam of

and innuendo to build your shrill little
conclusion.

I didn't come here to debate the
findings.

Then what?

I thought you had a right to see this
before it went to the council. Why? So

have time to follow my sword? So you
could walk in there with my badge in

pocket?

Frank, whatever last flickering loyalty
brought you here, I'd like to appeal to

now.

I'd like you to tear out that last
section and leave it in my wastebasket.

The indictments of Keenan's bunch and
the rest, fine, first -rate job.

But let's throw out this last bunch of
pontification.

I won't do that, Chief.

Then take your best shot, friend.

But it won't be the last one fired.

Lieutenant Norma Bunce, Mr. Pearson,
personnel officer, Hill Street.

Phone's out?

No, the phone ain't out, and don't crack
wise with me, Pearson.

What's our problem?

Our problem is that you've been sending
us morons to be our khaki officers,

which me and my duty sergeant couldn't
figure out until Miss Dolan told us a

little story about how she got to be
qualified after you gave her a little

exam down at the Bubble Your Pleasure
hot tub salon.

a little mutt. You're in it up to your
lips, Pearson. You could be going away.

No. No?

Falsification of records, solicitation
to commit lewd and immoral acts.

Oh, God. Oh, God is correct there,
Pearson.

You better get your mind right.

What do you need?

I need khakis that can write their own
names, and preferably some other

people's. You got it. And starting
today, Miss Dolan, uh, she left us. I'll

someone there at two.

Lieutenant, all this stuff about going
to jail.

Just do your job, all right?

Would you want to help me with my
screening procedure?

I'm just thinking, you know, if you had
a hands -on interview, what are you

suggesting here? Oh, I just want to be
able to satisfy your exact needs.

Our exact needs are we don't need any
more airheads.

Tell you what, I'll send the candidate
up there.

She'll understand that it's subject to
your interview approval.

Now, All things being equal, Lieutenant,
give me a sense in terms of physical

appearance.

What do you mean?

Lieutenant, loosen up.

What do you want to see in a woman?

I'll tell you one thing.

I think this country's too hung up on
thinness.

Just look at the transcript, Lieutenant.

It's the record of a life.

We're all aware of Rodney Yarborough's
achievements, Mr. Stevenson. These would

have only been the beginning.

You think it's making Mr. Yarborough
feel any better?

I think it's a little late for you
people to start worrying about what hurt

James Yarborough.

I'm sorry for your loss, Mr. Yarborough.

The fact is, our officer said he was
attacked by your son and another boy.

Another boy.

Oh, come on, Mr. Stevenson. An honest
human.

My first full scholarship to an Ivy
League college and you say he's out

committing a robbery.

He was on that street.

Your officer said there were two boys.

That's correct.

Henry?

Captain Perillo, this is Mr. Yarborough.

I'm sorry for your loss, sir.

Thank you, Captain.

And Mr.

Stevenson, Rodney's principal.

Your officer took a precious asset from
our community, Captain.

The community's going to demand justice.

We all want that, Mr. Stevenson.

Let's just leave things for now.

Let's let the police do their
investigation.

Justice better come quickly.

Captain, did you check the night film at
that convenience store Bauer said he

went to? He's not on it.

Could he have mistaken the store?

Only one opened around that time of
night, Captain.

Captain, I want your man on the desk for
further notice.

The community is reacting very strongly
to this shooting. I wish we could give

early disposition.

Officer Bauer is not being very
forthcoming.

Thank God.

They're killing me.

I mean, I'm raw meat for that shoe fly
for my A .D. Your statement doesn't

out. We can't place you at that
convenience store.

Listen to me, Captain.

I, uh... I got personal problems.

I got no home since the wife kicked me
out. I can't sleep when I get off.

I have to drive around to unwind.

I usually stop in that place for smokes.

Maybe, uh... Maybe I didn't go in there
last night. I mean, I'm exhausted.

I just got beat up. Maybe I'm confused.

But the point is, it was a good shoot.

Listen to me, Bauer.

The kid you shot wasn't some street punk
with a sheet.

He was in college.

He'd never had a day's worth of trouble.
I'm telling you, him and the other kid

took me off. And I'm prepared to believe
that. But I want to know how it went

down, and I want to know now.

Otherwise, get a lawyer.

I already told her pretty much the way
it was.

Except there was a girl there. I don't
want to extract this piece by piece. All

right, all right.

That was with a hooker. You know her
name?

Joan L.

Pick her up. See if she corroborates
Flowers' statement. You got it, Captain.

Frank, we gotta get going.

You have the indictment?

Signed and sealed.

Nervous? Terrified? No. Too late for
that now.

I came here to get my sciatic nerve
massaged. Yeah, some fruitcake almost

me with a bow and arrow. If it's that
Brantford jerk again, Lucy. Hey.

Is this guy all right?

Hey, Johnny, we just saw this
cardiologist.

They say it's over.

They say we lost.

But it'll never be over till we get you
back to America free.

Put that bow and arrow down, Brantford.
We gotta get them out of here. Come on,

come on, come on. Get down. The fun's
over now.

I have a mission to accomplish.

Right. You can't stop me.

Only delay me.

Right. Yeah. Well, we'll see about that.
You have the right to remain silent.

Hey, you're looking awful good today.
Shut up, Brantford. Hey, you better

to me now. Hey, what's the problem?

You just got rubber tips on the end of
the arrow. Yeah, you should have told

that to the guy outside. He doesn't have
a rubber tip chest and those are real

angina pains.

Come on. You have the right to remain
silent. If you give up the right to

silent, anything you say can and will be
about to get you in trouble.

Uh, Mr. Burhan?

Lieutenant Hunter, you'll have to
forgive me. I'm late for a plane. Oh,

could I just have 30 seconds, sir? I
need a quick pep talk.

What's the problem?

Well, you have approached a number of my
colleagues and friends, and I am

certain that I've been close to some
sales.

Not a good closer, eh?

Well, I was hoping that you could rev me
up, you know.

When I left after our first meeting, I
was going full throttle. Your situation

cries out for our sales support group
seminars, Lieutenant.

Enroll in my section. It's $100.

Did you bring a checkbook?

Well, uh, no, I didn't think there'd be
any further cost. Lieutenant, you have

an investment that you must protect.

You came wishing to be wrapped up. The
support group will wrap you up.

$100.

This junk like that.

Oh.

All I have is this $40.

I trust you with the rest.

What does the support group need?

I will inform you by registered mail.

Magnus Burhan?

Who wants to know?

Detective John Scanlon, Bunker Squad.

I have a warrant for your arrest. Mr.
Burhan isn't here. That's Burhan.

Lieutenant Hunter, Hill Street Precinct.

What are the charges?

Guys running Ponzi schemes in five
states.

Genius.

Conclusion eight.

The commission today files indictments
against 39 police officers from four

precincts and central division.

Obviously, this number of indictments
and the organized nature of the criminal

activities of Deputy Chief Keenan and
his associates raises the question of

possible department -wide corruption.

We find no evidence of systemic
corruption other than this network

by Keenan.

While the commission finds no evidence
of criminal activity on the part of the

chief of police, Fletcher Daniels, we
nevertheless observe that Keenan was the

chief's deputy for three and a half
years and was also employed in Daniels'

mayoral campaign.

It's the opinion of the commission that
if Chief Daniels didn't know what Deputy

Chief Keenan was doing, he should have
known.

Finally, the commission regrets the
attitude among many members of the force

testified that a certain amount of
corruption

quote, goes with the territory, unquote.

Corruption flourishes where an
atmosphere of tolerance for it prevails.

The appointment of this commission by
Chief Daniels, while a positive step to

clear the air, is only a beginning.

We must not wait five years to continue
the work begun today.

Thank you. Thank you, Captain.

On behalf of the entire subcommittee.

This meeting is adjourned.

I don't question Captain Ferrella's
intentions.

I don't accuse him of personal ambition.

I do feel his conclusions distort the
evidence in his own committee's report.

Naturally, I'm heartened that Captain
Scapezzi...

who also served on the commission,
shares my feelings.

That's correct.

Chief Daniel, do you have any intention
of resigning? Absolutely not.

And given all the trumpet blasts of
righteousness that Captain Carillo has

sounding, I feel quite certain if he'd
called I should resign, he'd have called

for my resignation.

Watch your back, Carillo. I understand
and sympathize with the community's

concern over the loss of this young man.
In a small way, I hope my presence here

today dramatizes that concern.

Has Officer Bauer been arrested, Chief?

The shooting of Rodney Yarborough and
the robbery which Hill Street Officer

Bauer alleges preceded it are both under
investigation.

In addition, Hill Street Officer Bauer's
status is currently under review by

Internal Affairs.

I can guarantee you that as soon as all
the facts are in, appropriate measures

will be taken.

Then an arrest is imminent?

I'll have to consult with Captain Frillo
on that question. As you know, the

captain's been rather busy on other
fronts today.

Miss Davenport, we've got a customer for
you. Alan Branford, room B. Thank you,

sir.

I'm God.

I'll call you from court.

Don't count on dinner.

Long lunch, huh?

Has there been any progress on the Arbro
shooting?

We won't discuss that yet.

You have a rather selective concern for
discretion, Captain.

All right, go now.

You can clear me.

Just tell the truth about those kids. Is
she a witness in the yard?

Bauer's got a supporting witness?

You're disappointed?

I want to hear her interrogation. That's
not appropriate.

I want to hear her interrogation,
Captain.

A rogue cop and a hooker. This just gets
better and better.

I ain't saying nothing until I know what
you people want.

I've been caught in these switches
before.

Ain't nobody trying to catch you in the
switch tonight.

That's what they said the last time. And
it cost me six months in Margaret

Cooper.

She made a statement? We just got
started, Chief.

Who's he?

I'm Chief of Police Daniels.

You have nothing to fear.

Just tell us exactly what happened on
that street this morning. And don't feel

you have to protect a policeman.

You expect me to believe that?

Ms. Robinson, has anyone in this
precinct, anyone, including a senior

tried to get you to protect Officer
Bauer?

I don't know what they want. I told them
that when they picked me up. Just tell

me what you need.

The truth.

We just want the truth.

And nothing will happen?

All right.

I was copping up at the Cuban zone, 137.

And Bauer comes in and scores some coke.

An addict to boot.

How many of those you got patrolling the
hill?

Go on, Joannelle.

So Bob will see me, and he tells me I'm
gonna give him a freebie.

Maybe I shouldn't say no more. Maybe I
need a lawyer with me. You have complete

immunity. Go on.

So we get in the car, and we go down to
131.

And I did the man, okay?

My side of the door was busted, so he
had to get out of the car to let me out.

And that's when they jumped him.

Who jumped him?

Them two boys. They must have followed
us.

One of them I seen at the Cubans all the
time.

He hit Bauer upside the head with a tire
iron, and Bauer started fighting with

him. And then the other one jumped in,
and then Bauer shoots.

And that's all I saw.

And that's when I ran like hell.

So Bauer shot as he was being attacked.

That's right.

And that's the way it went down.

They're going to do it to me, you know
that?

These damn shoe flyers are going to cost
me my kid.

How's that?

I'm in a custody fight.

She leaves him locked in his room, you
believe that, six years old?

Try to call him a slut all day, he gets
the fleets in.

You'll be able to take care of a kid?

I was going to hire one of them Central
American illegals. They live in, you pay

them 50 bucks a week.

Jonelle?

Take her with you to the Cubans. Right,
Captain. You're telling the truth, Joan

L.? Excuse me, Chief Daniels?

Stay, Bauer, sir.

I'm sure Joan L. probably didn't make me
look like a saint in there. But if she

told the truth, I should be okay.

Okay?

Officer, what I heard in that room
turned my stomach.

You're a disgrace to the band.

Chief. What? Don't do it.

Don't do what, Captain? To our hill
street with one bad cop.

Let's be consistent, bro.

I failed to sniff out Keenan. You're
willing to go after my scalp? Chief,

away from me, Bauer.

I think I need some fresh air.

This whole precinct makes me sick.

You know the whereabouts of over 2 ,000
American servicemen have not been

verified? Of course you don't want to
think about that. Because if you think

about that, then you've got to think
about the whole thing.

Am I right?

Mr. Branford?

Am I right? Mr. Branford.

Hey, Joyce.

How you doing?

You know, it really knocks me out.

An actor's out there in the general
public trying to practice his craft.

And he tries to raise a little social
consciousness and everybody freaks out.

Mr. Brantford.

Ellen.

I'd like your consent to request
psychiatric hospitalization.

Of course.

What you like, I like. But
hospitalization at this point in my

know. It would probably prevent the
filing of criminal charges.

Joyce.

I'm a complicated guy.

That's fair. You know what they do to
complicated people in the puzzle house?

They try to smooth us all out.

I do not want to lose who I am.

Who are you?

I don't know.

It's what I love about myself.

I only need one thing.

What? A three -piece suit.

My cleaner's is right around the corner.

I'll do what I can.

J .D., I was just thinking that maybe...
Here he comes.

What? Another do and don't about Lynetta
at dinner tonight. I was just going to

say that Lynetta might probably be a
little nervous, you know? I mean, it's

that she doesn't have a sense of humor.
Man, this woman has got her hooks in

you, Neil.

Hey, man.

I got you now.

Oh, well, now we know what she was doing
inside.

Hey, now.

On the sofa.

Sweatshirt, green pants?

Derek, I remember his name now.

Come on,

move, move. Get your butt out of here.

You're busted, Derek.

I'm busted.

Come on, bro, let's go.

You have the right to remain silent. If
you give up the right to remain

silent... Oh, boy, you ain't got to
explain nothing to me, man. My brother

Who's your brother?

Rodney Yarbrough, college hero.

Rodney dead, man. I don't care what you
do to me, man.

Mr. Brantford, I have the feeling that
more was involved here than simply an

actor plying his trade.

Your Honor, I commit to the parts I
play, and sometimes I overcommit to

And in my attempt to force public
awareness, I have forced up the

my craft.

You're saying that if I release you,
these exhibitions of guerrilla theater

cease? Yes, Your Honor. I have just been
informed by my employer that I have

been terminated, so I'm going back into
repertory theater downtown.

O 'Neill.

No automatic weapons involved.

Seems pretty rational to me. Your Honor,
you just saw a man acting sane. Believe

me, Mr. Branford needs years of
psychotherapy.

How about jail, Your Honor?

I hate to put him in Michigan Avenue,
Erwin.

He'll be eaten alive.

You have a criminal complaining?

No, Your Honor.

Step back.

Mr.

Branford.

I'm going to release you on your own
recognizance. You return for a hearing

two weeks.

Keep your nose clean, and I'll consider
dropping criminal charges at that time.

Thank you, Your Honor.

Bailiff, next case.

You were

beautiful in there.

I'm not sure the judge did what's best
for you.

I'm going to take you out to dinner.

I know a nice little Andalusian. Don't
you understand?

The judge freed you against my
recommendation. I think you need help.

I'm sure you do.

Don't you ever shout at me again.

No.

Don't ever do that.

I'm level with me.

Where do I stand now?

Jonelle Robinson's statement essentially
corroborates yours.

LaRue and Washington are out trying to
find the other seven.

I think you're probably okay as to the
incident itself.

My career is still finished, though, am
I right?

She told us some other things, too.

I know you probably don't want to hear
this, but I used to be a pretty good

Exhausted. Why don't you get some sleep?
We'll talk tomorrow.

I've got to square my life away.

Captain, I want to resign.

I think there's sense in that.

If I quit, I might be able to still save
my pension.

I promise I'll try to clean up.

What's wrong?

I'd like to speak with Officer Bauer
again, Captain.

Chief, the shoot was good. What are you
doing to me here?

This isn't about the shooting.

I'd like you to submit to a physical
examination.

Chief, I'm all on my feet.

Officer Bauer, you may want to consult
an attorney.

You have that right, officer.

On the other hand, you may just want to
get it over with.

I just want to get myself a security job
someplace.

I just want a good enough jacket so I
can support myself.

Are you willing to submit to a physical
examination, officer?

You want to see?

Huh?

Right there.

That's where I hit.

Sometimes there.

I put eight good years in.

Out of how many on the force?

Officer Bauer, you can consider yourself
under suspension.

Celeste Patterson.

That's right.

Uh, word processing, uh, bilingual
typing, even CPR.

Now, you sound like a regular wonder
woman.

Well, I consider myself qualified. So,
did Mr. Pearson say anything special

about the interview?

Just that you'd be the final judge if I
got the job.

Uh -huh.

And, uh...

Hints in that area, Miss Patterson?

You mean the hint where either you and I
get it on or I don't get the job?

Bingo. Well, I'm going to tell you the
same thing I told that scumbag Pearson.

There's me and my six -year -old son.

Now, I need this job, and thanks to you
two, I got it. Got it?

Because if I don't, I'm going to go to
the mayor, and I'm going to go to the

chief of police, and I'm going to go to
the state's attorney, and then I'm going

to go see my congressman.

And I'm going to raise such a stink
about sexual harassment that you're

wish that you were dead.

I'll be right back.

Hey, whoa, whoa.

You need me for any more? No, we're
going to need you for a witness

Janelle. It'll just be a little while.
Hey, why don't we go roller skating

afterwards? We know you're lying. Don't
say that.

Brother died while you were doing a
felony, Derek. We're going to have to

you with murder. I told Rodney not to
come out with me. I moved out three

ago so that he wouldn't get hooked. So
don't say I killed him, man. Not my own

brother. No, no, no.

P .D.'s not back from arraignment yet.
Put him in holding. Let him cool out

before we take a break. He wasn't there
to rob.

He wasn't there to get high, man. He
just wanted to protect me. He just

to hide from me.

Oh, Miss Patterson.

How'd it go?

With Lieutenant Bunce? Yeah.

Do you like your cap using for work a
few minutes before shift, Sergeant?

A few minutes beforehand would be great.

See you at 0650.

0650, huh?

Lieutenant, Miss Patterson looks like a
keeper, huh? Interview went good?

Very good. Exceptionally well qualified.

I appreciate your stepping in. Look,
Sergeant, don't ever involve me in

personnel question, all right?

The entire area is a quagmire.

Excuse me.

I'd like to speak to Lieutenant
Goldbloom, please. Mr. Yarbrough?

Lieutenant. There is a way that my son,
Rodney, might have been involved in that

incident. Mr. Yarbrough. Not robbing
that officer, but perhaps protecting

someone else. Mr. Yarbrough, we've
arrested Derek.

What's he saying?

I can't make it out. We're going to take
this one, okay?

Oh, these are good.

My cute little fella.

Stay right there. You hear me? Stay
there.

Stay there. I'll be right back.

How do you do?

I'm Prunella Ashton Wilkes.

Howard Hunter.

I hope you don't think I'm soliciting.
Well, no, I... Good.

Do you own, perchance, a Sharpay?

Well, I might. Now, let me assure you,
there is no need to be evasive. My only

concern is the animal's well -being.
Well, he's fine. He's just... I wasn't

attempting to be evasive.

It's just that I have been told that
this dog may not in fact be a

purebred Sharpay. But just look at him.

Of course he's a Sharpay. Oh, and how
fortunate that he's here.

And not in the hands of that scoundrel
Burhan.

You know Burhan?

Oh, yes.

It was we of the Animal Friendship
League who had the Bunko Squad sort him

And of course, in my opinion, any
punishment short of thumbscrews and

would be insufficient for the man.

Well, I tend to share your sentiments.

But now, my primary concern is for this
doggie.

Do you intend to keep him, or was
your...

Purchase inspired by Burhan's franchise
scheme.

Oh, no, no, no. I was interested in a
companion animal.

I am definitely going to keep him.

Oh, God.

Gums.

May I have a look?

Oh, of course.

Splendid set.

Richard Constable.

May I?

Of course.

You know, my grandfather killed the 7th
Earl of Larchmer with one of these.

He did?

Oh, yes. Put a ball right through his
eye.

The Larchmers accused my family of
selling cardboard boots in the Crimean

Tried to blame the trench foot plague on
us.

We killed the whole lot of them.

In duels, of course.

Oh, dear.

I am banging on. Sorry.

It's just that...

Weapons arouse an absolute passion in
me.

Well, I think I know what you mean.

Do you?

Are you military?

Well, yes, I have been.

I am a lieutenant in command of an
emergency action team for the police.

How stirring.

I'm going to give you my card.

I run a dog obedience school.

Well, I could bring my puppy.

Oh, yes, do.

That would please me very much.

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
There we are, Pizza La Rue.

Looking good, baby. What do you think of
those shrimp I wrapped with anchovies

and bean dip? You never told me you were
the master chef. Well, you know, it's

just a hobby. Mrs. Kaliske lets me work
out on special occasions.

I'm the host here. Okay, okay. I guess
you can take the girl out the waitress,

but you can't take the waitress out the
girl.

You don't drink, Teddy?

Not socially.

Hey, here's to whatever the two of you
got and plenty more of it.

Hear that, Neil?

Yeah, baby.

Hey, you guys want a couple of bucks for
a room? Come on, eat first, huh?

Hey, Davey. Yo. Oh, excuse me.

Here, can you cut that for a minute?

Yeah.

What?

Oh, man, when?

Captain, though?

Yeah, all right. All right.

What's happening, babe?

Powerade, he's gone.

Mrs. Bauer?

Yes. I'm Captain Farillo, Hill Street
Precinct.

Oh, you know, Dave isn't here.

He doesn't live here. I know that, Mrs.
Bauer. I came here to tell you that

earlier this evening, Dave took his own
life.

I'm sorry.

We were separated, but I'm still his
wife, so I still get his benefits, don't

I mean, like, because he killed himself
doesn't cancel anything, does it?

It doesn't cancel anything.

Thank you for coming by, Captain.

I'll never forgive Daniels for what he
did with Dave Bauer.

Bad a cop as Bauer was, any human being
in that room could see he was fighting

for his life.

All Daniels could see was a way to get
at me.

You would have let Bauer retire?

Any other day, any other precinct, so
would Daniels.

Instead, when he handed me Bauer's
badge, he was loving it.

I know this is the last thing you want
to hear right now, Frank.

But I think you were a little naive
today.

I was and I won't be again.