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Alright, final item of
the Galactic Defiance meeting --
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our plan to take out
the Gromflomite Queen.
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-It is not ready for approval!
-What did I just--
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Quiet! We can be a Defiance
without talking over each other!
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Thank you.
Corsica?
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As it stands,
our assassination task force
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has yet to provide
a clear plan --
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We provide
lots of plans.
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Your committee keeps
killing them.
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Well, it's an assassination
committee.
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Whattaya want them
to do?
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All intelligence indicates
it needs to be a surprise.
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Which is why we need to
plan it carefully.
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Why don't we turn things over
to our assassin, Beth Sanchez?
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Great.
It's an assassination meeting.
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Where the hell
is the assassin?
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Beth. Where are you?!
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Um, assassinating.
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Are you insane? We're stillin a meeting about this.
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We've been meeting about it
for months.
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Is the plan to kill her
with old age?
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There is no plan.
We still have to approve one.
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Do you even look at
your Defiance e-mail?
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Who has the patience for
three-factor authentication?
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Beth!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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The Defiance says hello.
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Or goodbye?
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I mean, I guess the hello
meant goodbye anyway,
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but this guy
beat me to it?
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-Oh!
-Oh, my God!
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Who are you?!
An assassin?
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I mean, I wish.
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Kill her!
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Time to go.
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Oh, shit.
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Uh, hey, good news --
the Queen is dead.
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Bad news -- I didn't do it.
Worst news -- I need a lift.
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I can't approvean extraction
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from an unapprovedassassination.
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I'll have to callan emergency meeting.
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I'm going to die.
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Aah!
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Ughhh!
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Whoa!
You beat out Luigi's?!
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Mm.
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I'm hammering sushi.
What's up?
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Well, funny story,
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or maybe not that funny.
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Are you pitching
a Hulu Original?
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I-I kinda...
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went rogue and now I'm
trapped on a Gromflomite ship.
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Send the coordinates.
I'll pick you up.
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Really?Just like that?
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Of course just like that.
You're my daughter, probably.
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Jiro!
Lava cake to go.
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The lava cake
was already ordered.
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I can see it from here.
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You don't have to explain.
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Ya think it'd be easy
to scan the only
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warm-blooded thing
on the ship.
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We tried that once.
Lotta rats in the walls.
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Is that why the ship
always has a "B" in the window?
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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Hey! Freeze!
You first.
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Agh!
Walked...right...into...it!
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- Ah!
- Wow, Beth.
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You've been staying busy.
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Oh, shit!
It's Rick Sanchez!
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Hey. My daughter is
just as dangerous.
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Wait, so the gun
also shoots a sign?
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Yeah, for clarity,
so people know it's quicksand
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and not a brown portal
or diarrhea.
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But doesn't the sign
tip off the enemy?
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No, no, the other side says
"ordinary sand."
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There she is!
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Aw, what?
Oh, oh, oh!
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See, there's
your classic diarrhea.
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Ugh!
Whatever.
Can we go now?
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Just portal me to HQ.
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Actually, could you portal me,
like, a block away?
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So they don't know
your dad drove you? Sure.
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Okay, all in favor
of Natalie thumbnailing
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an emergency rescue budget?
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-Oh!
-Oh, whoops.
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You're a prick.
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Stop acting embarrassed.
I'm a legend here.
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Oh, hey, BugAnne.
Hey, Rick.
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Yes, it's disappointing
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that the legend
doesn't fall far from the tree.
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Huh. That's a weird way
to thank her and apologize.
Dad!
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Thank her for what?
A botched assassination?
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Whoa, whoa.
I don't botch shit.
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I just turned down
sloppy seconds.
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Yeah, their mothership wasn't
on red alert for her birthday.
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You sure about that?
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Red alert for the Queen'sbirthday!
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That's right, Her Majesty is70 days young
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but still laying eggsand banging drones.
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You go, girl!
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- Yes, Queen.
- What? No.
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I saw that bitch's pillow
through her face.
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A Sting Trooper did it.
Why didn't they pin it on us?
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Translation --
ya botched.
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-You can say that again.
-Always botchin'!
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-Nepo baby.
-Excuse me?
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Dad, stop helping.
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This is the opposite
of a nepo baby.
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This is a human
with half my DNA
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that despises me for the same
reasons you bailed on her.
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This organization resents
and discourages talent.
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It's why working here
was always beneath me,
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and it's why none of you
are worth eating her shit,
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and if you don't start
appreciating her,
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I guarantee you,
she'll be next out the door.
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It was a good rescue, though.
You got me fired!
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Only because you blew
your chance to quit!
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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I really hope
I am the clone
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because I never asked
to be born.
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I can't handle watching you
host those parasites.
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Clone or not, that's still
my blood in your veins.
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Yeah, I know.
I'm trying to overcome that.
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Ouch.
Oh, boo-hoo.
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Whatever.
Drop me off in space.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm gonna get to the bottom
of this inside hit on the Queen.
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I-I know a guy
that knows a guy
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that knows some bugs.
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Look, I gotta drop you
off somewhere.
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It might as well be
the filth-encrusted apartment
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of an insect-supremacist
arms dealer.
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Fiiine.
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I thought you were
dropping me off.
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I gotta make sure
it's the right supremacist.
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They all look alike.
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Aah! Hey!
No mammals allowed!
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That's our guy.
Oh, shit, fuck!
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Guh. Oh!
Oh, hey.
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I-I didn't mean that
about mammals.
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You're --
You're clearly a good one.
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She is. She's very interested
in insect politics.
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Um, actually,
there's no such thing
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because insects are genetically
inclined for organization --
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Ohhhh! Ah!
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So tell us which insect
organized a hit on the Queen.
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I dunno. You guys kinda proved
you're not gonna let me fall --
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Aaahhhh!
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Aaah! Aah!
Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.
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Talk.
You're just gonna --
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Aaaaagghh!
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Aaah! Oh.
Alright, alright! Shit!
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It was Fantabulous!
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The former Royal Doctor!
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Wait.
The medical officer?
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That's all I know,
I swear!
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Is it, though?
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Oh, God!
Aaaahhhhh!
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Dad?
He said that's all he knew.
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I'm a mammal.
I'm disorganized.
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I've heard of that doctor,
though.
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Classic disgraced
eugenicist trope.
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You can get disgraced
for eugenics by insects?
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I suppose he had a gift.
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Did he have an address?
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Hi. Don't be afraid
to surrender.
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Yeah, you can even join us
as an unlikely ally.
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I don't know
what that is.
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I can explain.
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Does your bug culture
have ghosts?
Yes.
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Has it had any hit movies
about busting ghosts
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successful enough to generate
sequels and cartoons?
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Of course.
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Well, an unlikely ally
would be like a ghost
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that hangs out
with the ghostbusters.
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Okay, that is the most offensive
job offer I've ever received.
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More offensive than death?
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Good luck with that.
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Wait, so he's too cool
to be a Slimer,
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but he's asthmatic?
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Aah!
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Aah!
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That's...new.
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A super-soldier formula?
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I said "new" not
"creatively trailblazing."
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Ugh!
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Ah!
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Aah!
Jesus Christ.
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I hope killing these things
is leveling us up.
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It's some kind of
suped-up fungus.
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What? Should we be
wearing masks?
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Nah, we're fine.
It's a bug problem.
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These little guys
don't affect mammals.
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Why would they?
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It's a highly evolved
symbiote.
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Its goal is
galactic domination,
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so why would it want to be
hosted by shit-flinging monkeys
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from a planet
named after dirt?
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Wow!
We're disease bragging now?
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That fungus is no disease.
It's the cure.
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My species has been wasting
away for generations.
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We're being led by a --
Yeah, yeah.
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Millennials killed
Blockbuster Video.
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Just tell my daughter
why you whacked your own queen.
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Her Majesty refused
to distribute my medicine.
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So I had her killed
in secret
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and replaced with a robot Queen
who will.
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All of Gromflom One
will gather for her birthday,
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and all will
receive a gift!
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That's not how birthdays work,
dipshit.
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How about this
for a birthday?
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Close airlock seven!
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You really don't know me,
do you?
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And you don't know me.
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Or the various sizes
of bugs!
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Ultromflomites,
attack!
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Behold the Gromflomites
of the future.
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Soon we will reign again!
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He's getting away!
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And living rent-free
in your head!
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Whoa!
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Ahh! Ugh!
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Ah, so much
for my fucking break.
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Aah!
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Toro, toro!
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Olé!
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What was that "rent-free
in your head" shit?
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It's dumb people saying
something meaningless
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'cause they've learned
a new phrase.
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It just means you're
thinking about something!
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Focus, Dad!
The queen is a spore bomb.
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Ooh, you better call
the Defiance.
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Why, so they can
form a committee?
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You don't want
your old job back?
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No, Dad,
the Defiance sucks,
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but that doctor keeps
trying to kill me,
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he is not getting the "W."
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Oh, God.
I'm turning into my father.
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That's all you had to say,
partner.
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Alright,
should be pretty easy.
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We get in undetected,
find the spore bomb,
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and portal it out of there.
Step one --
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we blend inas bugs working for
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the Departmentof Transportation.
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My guy Cisco will beat the back door at 7:00 a.m.
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-Who's Cisco?-My inside man. Don't worry.
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Okay, but whatif he doesn't show up?
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What's that supposed to mean?You don't even know Cisco.
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Which is very concerning
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since this plan seemsvery dependent on him.
252
00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:49,639
-So let me finish the plan.-Fine.
253
00:10:49,672 --> 00:10:52,842
Step two -- Cisco provides uswith security credentials
254
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:54,377
for the maintenance tunnels.
255
00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:56,145
And if he doesn't show,what's our backup plan?
256
00:10:56,179 --> 00:10:59,315
I use Cisco so thatI don't need a backup plan.
257
00:10:59,349 --> 00:11:00,751
What's that?
258
00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:02,151
We ordered food,remember?
259
00:11:02,185 --> 00:11:04,087
I've never heard ofthis Cisco guy in my life
260
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:07,190
and all of a sudden he's themost reliable person ever born.
261
00:11:07,223 --> 00:11:09,760
Maybe I work withmore reliable people than you.
262
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:12,028
Make sure my friesare there.
263
00:11:12,061 --> 00:11:14,197
Thank you.Oh, wait, are there fries?
264
00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:16,899
Oh, okay, I see them.Thank you.
265
00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:18,568
Where were we?Step three --
266
00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:20,870
we quickly and quietly patchinto the surveillance grid.
267
00:11:20,903 --> 00:11:22,438
Wait.How 'd we get there?
268
00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:23,873
With the credentialswe got from Cisco.
269
00:11:23,906 --> 00:11:25,908
So in other words,if Cisco --
270
00:11:25,942 --> 00:11:27,845
Cisco has nevernot shown up!
271
00:11:27,877 --> 00:11:29,679
Can I just ask,what does someone have to do
272
00:11:29,713 --> 00:11:32,415
to achieve the level of trustyou place in this random man?
273
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:34,117
-I trust plenty of people.-Name two.
274
00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,519
Uh, easy --Birdperson and Cisco.
275
00:11:36,552 --> 00:11:38,187
Cisco's at the same levelas Birdperson?!
276
00:11:38,221 --> 00:11:39,455
Yeah.He listens to my plans.
277
00:11:39,489 --> 00:11:40,890
Well, I guessI would, too,
278
00:11:40,923 --> 00:11:42,892
if I was the pivotalgoddamn participant.
279
00:11:42,925 --> 00:11:44,695
That's all this is?You're jealous of Cisco?
280
00:11:44,728 --> 00:11:47,563
I don't want to rely on him.If he doesn't show up at 7:00,
281
00:11:47,597 --> 00:11:49,700
we're two humans inbug costumes banging on a door
282
00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:52,568
until the cops find us,then we're running and gunning.
283
00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:54,203
We're not going to berunning or gunning
284
00:11:54,237 --> 00:11:56,239
at any point in this plan.
285
00:11:56,272 --> 00:11:58,207
It's gonna be you, me, andCisco staying under the radar
286
00:11:58,241 --> 00:11:59,810
and preventinga coronation catastrophe.
287
00:12:17,326 --> 00:12:18,461
Oh, shit.
288
00:12:18,494 --> 00:12:19,529
-Freeze!
-Don't move!
289
00:12:19,562 --> 00:12:21,330
Hands in the air!
Huh.
290
00:12:21,364 --> 00:12:23,032
I don't know
what got into Cisco.
291
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:26,804
This may be unpopular,
but the Queen was a bitch.
292
00:12:26,837 --> 00:12:29,539
I mean, big deal,
you had a billion kids.
293
00:12:29,572 --> 00:12:31,507
Did you find them?
294
00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,409
We're kinda hard to miss.
295
00:12:33,443 --> 00:12:35,945
Stay back or die!
Yeah! Listen to him.
296
00:12:35,978 --> 00:12:37,246
Why?!
She's infected!
297
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,782
Bullshit!
She would've turned.
298
00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:40,650
Ya think I normally
look like this?!
299
00:12:40,683 --> 00:12:42,285
I mean, maybe.
I-I don't know you.
300
00:12:42,318 --> 00:12:43,686
I need your labs,
your data,
301
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,788
everything you've got
on this thing.
302
00:12:44,822 --> 00:12:46,122
Stop pointing a gun
at me!
303
00:12:46,155 --> 00:12:47,825
Stop pointing a gun
at me!
304
00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:54,330
Can -- Can you cover
your mouth?
305
00:12:55,298 --> 00:12:57,801
So it's true?
You're infected?
306
00:12:57,835 --> 00:12:59,903
It obviously affects
mammals slower,
307
00:12:59,937 --> 00:13:02,038
but, yeah,
it's jumped species.
308
00:13:02,071 --> 00:13:04,908
Then perhaps in you
lies the cure.
309
00:13:04,942 --> 00:13:07,878
Was stepping from the shadows
meant to give that more weight?
310
00:13:07,911 --> 00:13:09,979
No, my pen rolled
into the corner.
311
00:13:10,012 --> 00:13:11,447
But even if you do cure it,
312
00:13:11,481 --> 00:13:14,150
our scanners show
a big, scary,
313
00:13:14,183 --> 00:13:17,220
dramatic spore hive
growing deep underground.
314
00:13:17,253 --> 00:13:19,857
Real, you know,
final-boss vibes.
315
00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,925
They're building
an ultra army.
316
00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:23,392
Kinda what I just said,
317
00:13:23,426 --> 00:13:26,128
but looks like we both
need an antidote.
318
00:13:26,162 --> 00:13:28,998
So, tenuous alliance?
319
00:13:29,031 --> 00:13:30,901
Oh!
Unlikely allies!
320
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:32,535
We got our Slimer!
321
00:13:35,571 --> 00:13:37,741
Dad?
Am I growing a...
322
00:13:37,774 --> 00:13:39,242
horn?
323
00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:41,344
Yeah. Uh, just relax.
I'm working on it.
324
00:13:41,377 --> 00:13:44,013
I can feel them...
the hive...
325
00:13:44,046 --> 00:13:46,015
Uh! Kinda funny, huh?
326
00:13:46,048 --> 00:13:48,050
I hate
working with others...
327
00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:50,186
but now the collective
is calling me...
328
00:13:50,219 --> 00:13:52,255
Maybe send that shit
to voicemail, sweetie.
329
00:13:53,589 --> 00:13:55,525
Cadet, for your service,
330
00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:59,028
the Federation stands
scrung in scrung with you.
331
00:14:06,469 --> 00:14:07,603
Yes!
332
00:14:11,008 --> 00:14:12,642
Huh.
Thought that would be it.
333
00:14:12,675 --> 00:14:16,078
Don't sweat it. We're long on
bugs and short on ethics.
334
00:14:16,112 --> 00:14:18,548
I mean,
if I gotta be fascist...
335
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:39,669
Ow! Shit!
What the hell?
336
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:41,103
Oh, sorry, sorry,
337
00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:42,973
I brought in my rotating
math projector light.
338
00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:45,107
Put it back
in your decoration bin.
339
00:14:49,345 --> 00:14:50,981
Aah!
340
00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:53,850
Holy shit!
You did it!
341
00:14:53,884 --> 00:14:55,585
The projector helped!
342
00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:57,620
Wait. Does this mean
my family won't get paid?
343
00:14:57,653 --> 00:14:59,689
I told them my death
would pay for college.
344
00:14:59,723 --> 00:15:01,624
Oh, you'll die.
345
00:15:01,657 --> 00:15:03,626
You all die,
eventually.
346
00:15:05,461 --> 00:15:07,965
Look, I know it might suck
to be my daughter sometimes,
347
00:15:07,998 --> 00:15:10,333
but there are some perks
to being related.
348
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,703
Ughhh...Dad...
349
00:15:16,907 --> 00:15:19,009
Ugh. All right.
I'm still human.
350
00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:21,078
I like boobs.
I like boob milk.
351
00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:22,946
Oh, no.
I-I like jelly.
352
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,480
I want nutritious jelly!
353
00:15:24,513 --> 00:15:27,084
Agh!
Ah, I want boob milk.
354
00:15:27,116 --> 00:15:29,118
Ah, I like boobs.
355
00:15:29,151 --> 00:15:31,420
Turn on the cash!
356
00:15:31,454 --> 00:15:33,824
W-What?
Never mind, I'll do it.
357
00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:38,028
I'm cured, baby!
Cured human Rick!
358
00:15:39,495 --> 00:15:42,733
Oh, shit. Sorry, Beth.
Daddy's coming!
359
00:15:55,544 --> 00:15:58,048
Damn.
Small attack squad.
360
00:15:58,081 --> 00:16:00,216
You killed a lot of us.
361
00:16:00,249 --> 00:16:02,351
Well, who else
would be down for this?
362
00:16:02,385 --> 00:16:05,254
I mean, it is "bring your
daughter to work" day.
363
00:16:08,157 --> 00:16:09,659
"Bring your daughter
to work day"?
364
00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:11,661
It's my work, Dad.
365
00:16:11,695 --> 00:16:13,596
You were sitting on that one
for the last six hours?
366
00:16:13,629 --> 00:16:15,531
Thank you, Rick.
367
00:16:15,564 --> 00:16:17,500
It is rare to find something
Bird Daughter likes.
368
00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:19,168
Mask up, boys!
369
00:16:19,201 --> 00:16:21,170
These puppies have
triple spore filters.
370
00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:23,006
Should keep us
fungus-free.
371
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,340
Time to deliver
the payload.
372
00:16:24,373 --> 00:16:26,409
Is the payload a bomb
or a cure?
373
00:16:26,442 --> 00:16:28,111
Who cares?
It's a payload.
374
00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:41,223
I think it's time we remove
Gene from the text thread.
375
00:16:41,257 --> 00:16:43,325
You can't respond.
It only feeds the beast.
376
00:16:43,359 --> 00:16:47,630
Speaking of beasts,
I see you are parenting as well.
377
00:16:47,663 --> 00:16:48,932
Oh, she called me.
378
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,734
I'm trying
not to blow it.
379
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:52,368
You and me both.
380
00:16:54,738 --> 00:16:56,205
This way.
381
00:17:05,448 --> 00:17:06,983
She led us into a trap!
382
00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:08,719
What trap?!
Didn't you want to die?
383
00:17:08,752 --> 00:17:10,653
Protect the payload!
384
00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:15,624
-Aaaah!
-Aaah!
385
00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:30,439
Yes! Yes!
I'm gonna be dead!
386
00:17:30,473 --> 00:17:33,176
Bug State,
here my son comes!
387
00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:37,981
L-Let's all
make an effort to check
388
00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:39,515
on that guy's kid
in college.
389
00:17:39,548 --> 00:17:40,784
Bug pact!
390
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,427
Aww, look at that.
391
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,130
I think she is having
a good time.
392
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,867
Don't start
celebrating yet.
393
00:18:10,847 --> 00:18:13,216
Let's fucking goooooooooo!
394
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,484
She gets it from her mother.
395
00:18:15,518 --> 00:18:17,988
Glad you picked up
my call, Dad.
396
00:18:18,021 --> 00:18:20,289
Uh, glad you called.
397
00:18:20,322 --> 00:18:21,725
We don't have to do it
all the time.
398
00:18:28,832 --> 00:18:30,633
Oh!
399
00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:32,869
General! Aah!
No, no, no!
400
00:18:40,576 --> 00:18:43,280
Check out the scrung
on this guy! Ha, ha!
401
00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:45,048
Now you've got it!
402
00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:50,887
This fucking guy?
403
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,621
Yes!
It's me again!
404
00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:55,258
I warned you I had
different-sized bugs.
405
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:58,561
That was foreshadowing.
Every hive needs a mind.
406
00:18:58,594 --> 00:19:02,631
And in those minds will be me,
paying no rent at all.
407
00:19:02,665 --> 00:19:04,533
I might even charge rent!
408
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:06,669
Quite a birthday, no?
409
00:19:06,703 --> 00:19:09,072
This guy's brain
is cooked.
410
00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:10,506
Attack!
411
00:19:10,539 --> 00:19:12,242
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, shit!
412
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:13,743
Oh, oh, moving fast!
413
00:19:15,145 --> 00:19:17,013
Smash!
414
00:19:17,047 --> 00:19:18,248
Beth!
415
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,718
Ah!
416
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:23,920
You can cut all the heads
off you like!
417
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,889
You'll never be rid of me!
418
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,594
Agh! What! No!
Stop laughing, you idiot!
419
00:19:31,627 --> 00:19:33,263
Oh! Oh, shit!
420
00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:35,699
Put me back on top!
Put me back on top!
421
00:19:35,732 --> 00:19:38,268
Agh! God!
Not like that!
422
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,216
No! Who said you could bring
a payload in here?!
423
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,851
Move, move, move!
424
00:19:54,885 --> 00:19:56,920
No one gets to say the phrase
"rent free" after I die.
425
00:19:56,953 --> 00:19:58,722
It dies with me.
426
00:19:58,755 --> 00:20:01,057
I did everything
you could do with it!
427
00:20:01,091 --> 00:20:04,895
Aaah! Rent free!
Rent freeeee!
428
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,801
Ugh!
429
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,569
So, can I kill these guys?
Is the truce over?
430
00:20:13,602 --> 00:20:14,938
I don't know.
Is it?
431
00:20:14,971 --> 00:20:17,707
Perhaps we Gromflomites
can change...
432
00:20:17,741 --> 00:20:20,710
without having to transform
into giant monsters.
433
00:20:20,744 --> 00:20:22,812
I'm sure the Defiance
would be interested in that.
434
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:23,847
Get a room.
435
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,548
Ha. Ha.
I had fun.
436
00:20:28,684 --> 00:20:32,956
Today I am proud
to honor heroes from both sides
437
00:20:32,989 --> 00:20:37,093
on what will forever mark
the dawn of a new age.
438
00:20:37,127 --> 00:20:38,728
Not that we're gonna
be doing this every week.
439
00:20:38,762 --> 00:20:41,197
I mean,
hopefully never again actually.
440
00:20:41,231 --> 00:20:42,766
Congratulations.
441
00:20:42,799 --> 00:20:45,835
The Defiance owes you two
a debt of gratitude.
442
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:49,005
Rick, pretty cool to see you
working with your daughter.
443
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,340
Pretty...hot.
444
00:20:50,373 --> 00:20:53,777
Uh, oh, okay.
Y-yeah. Yeah.
445
00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:55,278
Please don't fuck
my co-workers.
446
00:20:55,312 --> 00:20:57,147
Uh, hey, you called me.
447
00:21:29,545 --> 00:21:31,348
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!
448
00:21:31,381 --> 00:21:32,681
Oh, shit!
449
00:21:32,716 --> 00:21:34,718
Cisco,
what's wrong, baby?
450
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:37,020
Remember the space guy
who paid me all that money
451
00:21:37,053 --> 00:21:38,687
to do that thing?!
Yeah.
452
00:21:38,722 --> 00:21:40,622
Well, I missed
the goddamn thing!
453
00:21:40,656 --> 00:21:42,624
Did the space guy know
you had a drug problem?
454
00:21:42,658 --> 00:21:45,061
Well, I-I didn't
before I met you, Sandy!
455
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,363
Hey!
456
00:21:46,396 --> 00:21:48,865
Aw, sorry.
I shouldn't blame you.
457
00:21:48,898 --> 00:21:50,400
It's okay.
458
00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:52,102
More drugs?
459
00:21:52,135 --> 00:21:54,037
Yes, please.
460
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:57,874
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