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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,010 --> 00:00:04,611 [Button clicks] 2 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,852 You're Bridget Ellis. 3 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:13,020 That's right. 4 00:00:13,087 --> 00:00:15,555 [Chuckles] The book publisher. 5 00:00:15,623 --> 00:00:17,858 Two for two. 6 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:20,811 Look, I know you're... busy, 7 00:00:20,845 --> 00:00:23,530 and I'm sure you get this all the time, but... 8 00:00:23,564 --> 00:00:25,849 I actually have a great idea for a novel. 9 00:00:25,883 --> 00:00:27,551 Is there any chance I could get five minutes 10 00:00:27,585 --> 00:00:28,618 to tell you about it? 11 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:30,804 - [Sighs] Well, I... - It's... 12 00:00:30,838 --> 00:00:33,240 Super-awesome. 13 00:00:34,876 --> 00:00:38,345 - I-I... I'm late for a-a meeting. - Of course. 14 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:40,180 But I-I still do have five more floors. 15 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:42,716 Can you talk fast? Absolutely. 16 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:45,985 - It's about a man. - I left my work bag on a park bench. 17 00:00:46,057 --> 00:00:48,658 My whole life is in there My wallet, my keys. Hey! 18 00:00:49,259 --> 00:00:51,659 It begins in a lighthouse. 19 00:00:53,230 --> 00:00:56,230 sync and corrections by bellows www.addic7ed.com 20 00:00:57,131 --> 00:00:58,091 Well, goodbye, work bag. 21 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:00,418 And thanks, New York, you dick. 22 00:01:02,553 --> 00:01:04,704 He seemed pretty upset. 23 00:01:04,738 --> 00:01:06,022 Should we go talk to him? 24 00:01:06,106 --> 00:01:07,541 - Eh. - Yeah. 25 00:01:08,175 --> 00:01:09,459 - Oh, no. - What? 26 00:01:09,543 --> 00:01:11,978 Our boss is now on Twitter. 27 00:01:12,012 --> 00:01:13,246 Is it as bad as I think? 28 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,048 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Read this one. 29 00:01:15,082 --> 00:01:18,001 "Been wearing the same pajamas all week... 30 00:01:18,052 --> 00:01:20,003 Dealwithit." 31 00:01:20,054 --> 00:01:22,672 [Both laugh] 32 00:01:22,723 --> 00:01:24,257 Terrible huh? 33 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:29,145 May I speak to you two in private? 34 00:01:30,981 --> 00:01:32,065 Shut the door. 35 00:01:34,301 --> 00:01:35,968 I just want to say 36 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:38,638 that I have kids and I really need this job. 37 00:01:38,656 --> 00:01:40,073 You don't have kids. 38 00:01:40,107 --> 00:01:42,041 I do, though. 39 00:01:42,076 --> 00:01:45,445 So, you two think my tweets are stupid? 40 00:01:45,513 --> 00:01:48,164 - They're great. - Not at all. 41 00:01:48,249 --> 00:01:49,315 So you like them? 42 00:01:49,383 --> 00:01:51,251 - Love them. - Can't get enough. 43 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:52,585 Just... Just be honest. 44 00:01:52,653 --> 00:01:54,170 They suck. 45 00:01:54,205 --> 00:01:56,539 I thought we were saying stuff at the same time? 46 00:01:58,392 --> 00:02:00,193 I'm the face of Full Steam. 47 00:02:00,227 --> 00:02:02,547 You know, my... my... my tweets need to be as cool as I am. 48 00:02:04,398 --> 00:02:06,199 Wait a second. 49 00:02:06,233 --> 00:02:09,335 You guys know what's cool, huh? 50 00:02:09,370 --> 00:02:11,704 The kind of stuff that'll get me followers? 51 00:02:11,739 --> 00:02:15,174 Hey, why don't you guys tweet for me? 52 00:02:15,192 --> 00:02:17,510 Ooh. 53 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:19,178 You know what? I'm really busy. 54 00:02:19,196 --> 00:02:22,282 Yeah, I got to take my kid to the doctor. 55 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:24,067 If you guys can double my followers 56 00:02:24,118 --> 00:02:25,368 by the end of the week, 57 00:02:25,402 --> 00:02:27,070 there will be a nice bonus in it for you. 58 00:02:27,154 --> 00:02:30,290 I can free up my schedule. 59 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:34,160 Yeah, I'm not even sure if that kid is mine. 60 00:02:34,194 --> 00:02:37,330 Yes, I need to cancel my credit cards... 61 00:02:37,398 --> 00:02:40,533 And replace my phone and buy a new laptop. 62 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:42,702 Well, I know you can't do any of that, mom. 63 00:02:42,736 --> 00:02:44,704 I'm just venting. 64 00:02:44,722 --> 00:02:46,372 [Knock on window] 65 00:02:46,407 --> 00:02:47,540 Come in. 66 00:02:47,591 --> 00:02:50,343 Mom, I got to go. Love you, too. 67 00:02:50,377 --> 00:02:52,045 Are you Neal Bradford? 68 00:02:52,079 --> 00:02:53,680 Yes, may I... 69 00:02:53,714 --> 00:02:56,683 My bag. [Sighs] 70 00:02:56,734 --> 00:02:59,719 Yeah, I-I was feeding the pigeons, 71 00:02:59,737 --> 00:03:01,654 and I saw it on a bench, 72 00:03:01,689 --> 00:03:04,891 and I found your, uh, address on some mail. 73 00:03:04,942 --> 00:03:06,442 Thank you so much, mister... 74 00:03:06,493 --> 00:03:07,944 Just call me Bob. 75 00:03:07,995 --> 00:03:10,496 W-what... what do you people do around here? 76 00:03:10,531 --> 00:03:12,582 - Uh, we publish a magazine. - Oh. 77 00:03:12,616 --> 00:03:14,284 Bob, I'm so grateful. 78 00:03:14,335 --> 00:03:15,952 How can I possibly repay you? 79 00:03:16,003 --> 00:03:18,705 There is, uh, one thing. 80 00:03:18,739 --> 00:03:20,039 Nah, forget it! 81 00:03:20,090 --> 00:03:22,342 No, no, no. No. Name it. 82 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:27,630 I like to learn things, you know, keep my brain active. 83 00:03:27,681 --> 00:03:32,418 Maybe you could take me on as, uh, an assistant. 84 00:03:32,453 --> 00:03:35,104 Uh, the thing is, Bob, it... It doesn't really work that way. 85 00:03:35,139 --> 00:03:37,123 I understand. I understand. 86 00:03:37,157 --> 00:03:39,108 I just like to be around people, you know? 87 00:03:39,143 --> 00:03:41,194 Well, you know, when I can. 88 00:03:41,228 --> 00:03:43,646 Well, back to the pigeons. 89 00:03:46,066 --> 00:03:47,700 Um, we couldn't pay you anything. 90 00:03:47,735 --> 00:03:51,404 Not necessary. 91 00:03:51,438 --> 00:03:53,990 We could, uh... We could call it a... 92 00:03:54,074 --> 00:03:55,041 Internship? 93 00:03:55,075 --> 00:03:56,542 I-I accept. 94 00:03:56,577 --> 00:03:58,328 Yeah, that's great. 95 00:03:58,379 --> 00:04:00,580 [Cellphone ringing] Allow me, boss. 96 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,215 Okay. 97 00:04:04,051 --> 00:04:07,220 Big Steamer Magazine. 98 00:04:07,254 --> 00:04:08,922 That's not what it's called. 99 00:04:08,956 --> 00:04:10,256 - No? - No. 100 00:04:10,307 --> 00:04:11,307 Hello? 101 00:04:11,342 --> 00:04:14,060 Oh, the asshole hung up. 102 00:04:14,094 --> 00:04:16,562 What? [Chuckling] Oh, no, he didn't. 103 00:04:16,597 --> 00:04:18,364 What? N-now he did. 104 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:22,318 Hey, are you going to that fundraiser 105 00:04:22,403 --> 00:04:23,519 in the building tomorrow? 106 00:04:23,570 --> 00:04:25,238 Yeah, what's the charity again? 107 00:04:25,305 --> 00:04:27,023 I think it's about substance abuse. 108 00:04:27,074 --> 00:04:28,314 As long as there's an open bar. 109 00:04:30,244 --> 00:04:34,664 Gentlemen, what would you say is my biggest goal in life? 110 00:04:34,698 --> 00:04:38,651 To find the grizzly bear family that gave you up for adoption. 111 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:41,487 Anyway, I just had a meeting with Bridget Ellis 112 00:04:41,538 --> 00:04:46,926 to discuss my real-life goal, which is publishing my novel. 113 00:04:46,961 --> 00:04:50,229 But you haven't written a novel. 114 00:04:50,264 --> 00:04:52,966 I know, but I've been thinking about it for years. 115 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,269 Oh, God. This isn't the lighthouse thing, is it? 116 00:04:56,303 --> 00:04:58,221 - I've got my setting... - The lighthouse? 117 00:04:58,272 --> 00:05:02,058 - And my main character. - The guy in the lighthouse? 118 00:05:02,109 --> 00:05:03,342 And his wife. 119 00:05:05,112 --> 00:05:06,446 Guys, I have my foot in the door. 120 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,031 And in publishing, that's half the battle. 121 00:05:08,065 --> 00:05:10,616 You know what the other half is? Writing a book. 122 00:05:10,651 --> 00:05:12,485 You know what? 123 00:05:12,519 --> 00:05:13,619 This is a great opportunity for me, 124 00:05:13,654 --> 00:05:16,188 and you guys just can't see it. 125 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,357 He seemed pretty upset. Should we go talk to him? 126 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:19,459 - Eh. - Yeah. 127 00:05:24,965 --> 00:05:26,299 So, how does this work? 128 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:28,201 Should I e-mail you pages, or... 129 00:05:28,235 --> 00:05:29,902 Oh, no, we'll get to that later. 130 00:05:29,970 --> 00:05:31,904 I think right now we should try to, you know, 131 00:05:31,972 --> 00:05:33,906 dig a little deeper. 132 00:05:33,974 --> 00:05:35,508 Well, that sounds great, Mrs. Ellis. 133 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:37,677 - Bridget. - Bridget. 134 00:05:37,711 --> 00:05:40,379 You know that I usually write with very experienced writers. 135 00:05:40,397 --> 00:05:43,216 But once in a while, I get the itch to collaborate 136 00:05:43,283 --> 00:05:46,919 with someone who's new... and raw... 137 00:05:46,954 --> 00:05:49,355 And unsoiled. 138 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:52,425 It gives me a charge. 139 00:05:53,727 --> 00:05:55,695 You know what I mean. 140 00:05:55,729 --> 00:05:56,929 I think so. 141 00:05:56,997 --> 00:05:58,464 Well, of course you do. 142 00:05:58,499 --> 00:06:00,249 Because you're a real writer. 143 00:06:00,284 --> 00:06:02,201 You have the stuff. 144 00:06:02,252 --> 00:06:03,469 Well, thank you, Bridget. 145 00:06:03,504 --> 00:06:05,038 I've always thought I had the stuff, 146 00:06:05,072 --> 00:06:06,906 but it's nice to see that... 147 00:06:08,675 --> 00:06:11,627 My stuff has been noticed by others. 148 00:06:11,678 --> 00:06:15,114 Oh, others have noticed. [Chuckles] 149 00:06:15,149 --> 00:06:17,683 What's happening? 150 00:06:17,718 --> 00:06:19,519 We're collaborating. 151 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:20,053 [Sighs] 152 00:06:23,957 --> 00:06:28,061 Being a novelist is fun. 153 00:06:32,606 --> 00:06:35,524 Ok, we have to make virtual Myron cool. 154 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:36,525 That shouldn't be so hard. 155 00:06:36,559 --> 00:06:41,197 Inspiration alert... Just got this bad boy on Ebay. 156 00:06:41,231 --> 00:06:43,199 Tweet-worthy? Wait for it. 157 00:06:43,233 --> 00:06:44,250 [Click] 158 00:06:44,284 --> 00:06:46,285 Ooh! They don't all do that. 159 00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:49,421 Think about it. 160 00:06:49,506 --> 00:06:52,641 This better be a big bonus. 161 00:06:52,676 --> 00:06:54,310 [British accent] Hello, blokes. 162 00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:55,811 Cheerio and all that. 163 00:06:55,846 --> 00:06:57,847 Both: No. 164 00:06:57,914 --> 00:06:59,415 [Normal voice] Have you seen my new intern? 165 00:06:59,449 --> 00:07:01,250 New intern? Why does Neal get an intern? 166 00:07:01,284 --> 00:07:02,685 You don't want this intern. 167 00:07:02,719 --> 00:07:05,221 Bob: Neal! I'm lost! 168 00:07:05,255 --> 00:07:08,691 I'm here, Bob! Just follow my voice! 169 00:07:09,726 --> 00:07:12,261 Man, this place is a maze. 170 00:07:12,312 --> 00:07:15,648 - Well, here are those copies you wanted. - Thanks. 171 00:07:15,699 --> 00:07:18,200 That copy machine really works fast, 172 00:07:18,235 --> 00:07:20,653 just whips out those pages... Whip, whip, whip. 173 00:07:20,737 --> 00:07:22,604 And my heart's still pounding, though. 174 00:07:22,622 --> 00:07:25,941 - This is Gibbs and Tyler. - Gibbs and Tyler. 175 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:27,943 [Chuckling] Two more names I have to remember. 176 00:07:27,961 --> 00:07:31,247 [Mutters] I'll do my best. 177 00:07:31,298 --> 00:07:32,498 I got to run out to a meeting. 178 00:07:32,499 --> 00:07:34,466 If anybody calls, just take a message. 179 00:07:34,501 --> 00:07:38,170 Roger that, boss. Now how about some coffee? 180 00:07:38,255 --> 00:07:39,755 Oh. Sure, Bob. 181 00:07:39,789 --> 00:07:42,291 - Getting coffee for the boss. Gibbs: There you go. 182 00:07:42,309 --> 00:07:43,642 [Chuckles] 183 00:07:43,677 --> 00:07:45,761 Did Myron say you could hire that guy? 184 00:07:45,795 --> 00:07:47,629 No, no, no, nobody hired anybody, all right? 185 00:07:47,647 --> 00:07:50,232 He's just a nice old man who's clearly a little lonely. 186 00:07:50,267 --> 00:07:53,269 He returned my bag, so I thought I should pay it forward. 187 00:07:53,303 --> 00:07:54,937 You might want to look backwards. 188 00:07:54,971 --> 00:07:56,939 Oh, my God. Uh, Bob? 189 00:07:56,973 --> 00:08:00,776 [Strained] I think your coffee machine's broken. 190 00:08:05,097 --> 00:08:05,781 How did your book meeting go? 191 00:08:05,849 --> 00:08:08,450 Yeah, does Bridget Ellis really want to publish your novel? 192 00:08:08,484 --> 00:08:09,752 Yes, she does. 193 00:08:09,786 --> 00:08:13,539 And that's not all she wants. 194 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:15,207 [Chuckling] What does that mean? 195 00:08:15,258 --> 00:08:17,593 A gentleman never tells, but I can say this... 196 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:18,711 We had sex. 197 00:08:18,795 --> 00:08:20,713 What? In her office? 198 00:08:20,764 --> 00:08:23,432 That's really nobody's business, but I can share this... 199 00:08:23,466 --> 00:08:25,851 Yes. 200 00:08:25,936 --> 00:08:28,537 [Laughs] See, I knew it wasn't a real book meeting. 201 00:08:28,571 --> 00:08:30,239 Excuse me. 202 00:08:30,307 --> 00:08:32,358 Our sleeping together has nothing to do with my novel. 203 00:08:32,392 --> 00:08:33,709 - Exactly. - Exactly. 204 00:08:33,777 --> 00:08:35,477 No, different "exactly." 205 00:08:35,511 --> 00:08:37,179 Look, don't make this a thing, okay? 206 00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:39,231 People who work together hook up all the time. 207 00:08:39,282 --> 00:08:40,783 - May I? - Please. 208 00:08:40,817 --> 00:08:43,685 This is a classic example of a powerful woman 209 00:08:43,703 --> 00:08:46,288 tricking a younger man into servicing her. 210 00:08:46,323 --> 00:08:51,710 Uh... it's a story as old as the mid-1980s. 211 00:08:51,745 --> 00:08:55,597 So you're trying to say I'm some kind of a gigolo? 212 00:08:55,632 --> 00:08:56,865 No, not at all. 213 00:08:56,883 --> 00:08:59,368 Gigolos are generally 6'2", muscular, 214 00:08:59,402 --> 00:09:01,370 and can speak at least three languages. 215 00:09:02,806 --> 00:09:04,923 You're more of an ungroomed male escort. 216 00:09:06,209 --> 00:09:07,760 You're a "messcort." 217 00:09:08,611 --> 00:09:09,762 Or a "pigolo." 218 00:09:09,813 --> 00:09:12,247 Or a "slobstitute." [Laughs] 219 00:09:12,315 --> 00:09:14,566 How about "successful writer" 220 00:09:14,601 --> 00:09:16,318 "who isn't talking to his friends anymore 221 00:09:16,353 --> 00:09:17,403 because they died..." 222 00:09:18,722 --> 00:09:21,824 "...in a fire." 223 00:09:21,858 --> 00:09:25,160 Did it happen near a lighthouse? 224 00:09:25,195 --> 00:09:26,328 [Laughs] 225 00:09:28,798 --> 00:09:33,602 Okay, how do we make virtual Myron less like actual Myron? 226 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:36,288 I say we start by getting him out of the house. 227 00:09:36,339 --> 00:09:38,590 Send him to... a concert. 228 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:40,309 Good. Okay, ooh! 229 00:09:40,343 --> 00:09:42,428 How about a secret arcade fire show? 230 00:09:42,462 --> 00:09:44,296 I like it, but I don't love it. 231 00:09:44,347 --> 00:09:49,802 Uh, how about some old-school blues at the knitting factory? 232 00:09:49,853 --> 00:09:52,588 I like it, but I don't like it. 233 00:09:54,307 --> 00:09:55,724 How about a Knicks game? 234 00:09:55,775 --> 00:09:57,276 - Good idea. - All right. 235 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,428 - We'll put him in a luxury suite... - Great. 236 00:09:59,446 --> 00:10:00,963 Sipping ros?. 237 00:10:00,997 --> 00:10:03,198 [Chuckling] Who drinks ros? at a basketball game? 238 00:10:03,266 --> 00:10:07,903 I do, 'cause it's a luxury suite, not a parking lot. 239 00:10:07,937 --> 00:10:11,740 Uh-huh. So the way to make Myron cool is to make him just like you? 240 00:10:11,774 --> 00:10:13,575 Yes, thank you. I'm glad we're on the same page. 241 00:10:13,609 --> 00:10:14,776 We're not. 242 00:10:14,794 --> 00:10:16,412 So, I say we send him to MoMA 243 00:10:16,446 --> 00:10:18,613 to see that new street-art exhibit. 244 00:10:18,631 --> 00:10:20,482 Why? 'Cause that's what you would do? 245 00:10:20,517 --> 00:10:23,285 Yeah, because I know actual cool, not just surface cool. 246 00:10:24,821 --> 00:10:28,323 Okay, how about you let me focus on actual cool 247 00:10:28,358 --> 00:10:29,975 and you just focus on tilting your hats 248 00:10:30,009 --> 00:10:31,793 at a pretentious angle? 249 00:10:33,896 --> 00:10:35,581 You're bringing my hats into this? 250 00:10:35,615 --> 00:10:38,617 You bring your hats into this every day. 251 00:10:38,701 --> 00:10:39,968 Screw it. I don't need you. 252 00:10:40,003 --> 00:10:41,587 I'll take my tweets straight to Myron. 253 00:10:41,621 --> 00:10:42,921 Fine. I'll do the same thing. 254 00:10:42,956 --> 00:10:44,906 I didn't want to split the bonus with you anyway. 255 00:10:44,924 --> 00:10:46,908 Why? Is there a big sale on ros?? 256 00:10:49,212 --> 00:10:53,182 So, our hero, Miles, has these friends... 257 00:10:53,216 --> 00:10:55,684 Other fishermen... That just don't get him. 258 00:10:55,718 --> 00:10:56,885 Hmm. 259 00:10:56,936 --> 00:10:59,605 Intriguing. Have a drink. 260 00:10:59,689 --> 00:11:02,658 Oh, well, it's 3:00 in the afternoon. 261 00:11:02,692 --> 00:11:04,493 I know. [Giggles] 262 00:11:04,527 --> 00:11:06,695 Let's be naughty. 263 00:11:06,729 --> 00:11:08,864 And then let's be wicked. 264 00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:12,701 I'm talking about sex. 265 00:11:12,735 --> 00:11:13,836 Yeah, no, I get it. 266 00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:16,371 Um... Bridget. [Sighs] 267 00:11:16,405 --> 00:11:17,706 You know, I was thinking 268 00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:19,675 maybe we should keep this professional. 269 00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:23,512 - Oh, I thought you rather enjoyed our last encounter? - Oh. I did. 270 00:11:23,546 --> 00:11:26,098 - You shouted out my name. - It was pretty intense. 271 00:11:26,182 --> 00:11:28,250 And then you shouted out your own name. 272 00:11:29,435 --> 00:11:31,386 Yeah, I don't know why that happened. 273 00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:34,523 All geniuses have their quirks. 274 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,425 Well, I don't know about "genius," but... [sighs] 275 00:11:36,459 --> 00:11:38,143 Well, you know your business. 276 00:11:38,211 --> 00:11:39,761 Exactly. 277 00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:43,615 So, let's stop talking, and you can help me with these. 278 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:47,202 Okay, but this time, can you not take calls? 279 00:11:49,622 --> 00:11:51,439 So, what do you guys got for me? 280 00:11:51,457 --> 00:11:52,658 Well, just so you know, 281 00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:54,409 we're not working together anymore. 282 00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,578 Creative differences. Yeah. 283 00:11:56,612 --> 00:11:58,613 I'm creative. He's not. 284 00:11:59,549 --> 00:12:01,800 All right, we'll see about that. Here, read mine first. 285 00:12:01,835 --> 00:12:06,355 "In a stretch hummer with Kenya. 286 00:12:06,389 --> 00:12:08,557 Pass the rose." 287 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,794 It's "Kanye" and "ros?." 288 00:12:12,812 --> 00:12:16,765 I'd prefer it to be a rose, but that's fine. 289 00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:20,235 All right. Now read one of mine. 290 00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:22,704 "Going hat shopping with Sam Jackson... 291 00:12:22,739 --> 00:12:25,240 Tiltit!" 292 00:12:27,527 --> 00:12:30,495 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I knew you guys were cool. 293 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:33,115 The question is, which one of you is cooler? 294 00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:35,868 Eeny, meeny, miny... 295 00:12:35,952 --> 00:12:37,870 - Tyler. - What? 296 00:12:37,954 --> 00:12:39,788 [Chuckling] I'm sorry, Gibbs. 297 00:12:39,822 --> 00:12:43,258 Tyler's just intrigued me with this whole ros? concept. 298 00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:44,593 And, uh... plus, 299 00:12:44,627 --> 00:12:47,329 uh, there's something about the angle of your hat. 300 00:12:47,347 --> 00:12:49,667 It looks like you don't know where the top of your head is. 301 00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:53,535 [Sighs] That was fun. [Chuckles] 302 00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:56,772 And now I know your middle name, too. 303 00:12:56,806 --> 00:12:58,774 Yeah, I don't know why that keeps happening. 304 00:12:58,808 --> 00:13:00,108 [Chuckles] 305 00:13:00,143 --> 00:13:01,577 So, about my book, 306 00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:03,145 are we thinking about trying to get it out 307 00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:04,646 in time for the holidays, or... 308 00:13:04,681 --> 00:13:06,348 Oh, Milo, we can talk about that later. 309 00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:07,866 Right now I'm late for an appointment. 310 00:13:07,901 --> 00:13:13,255 Oh. I thought we were going to work after our... break. 311 00:13:13,289 --> 00:13:15,657 Would an official advance against your book earnings 312 00:13:15,691 --> 00:13:16,708 make you feel better? 313 00:13:16,743 --> 00:13:18,227 Well... 314 00:13:18,294 --> 00:13:19,494 Well, you deserve it. 315 00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:21,830 You've put in a lot of hard work, and, uh... 316 00:13:21,864 --> 00:13:23,865 Well, you should be rewarded. 317 00:13:23,883 --> 00:13:27,869 - What's that? - Just a little pencil money until I see you again. 318 00:13:27,887 --> 00:13:28,887 [Door closes] 319 00:13:28,922 --> 00:13:30,772 Oh, my God. 320 00:13:30,807 --> 00:13:33,408 I am a "slobstitute." 321 00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:45,272 - Hey. - Hey. 322 00:13:45,307 --> 00:13:47,691 I didn't think this fundraiser would be cool enough for you. 323 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:50,728 This isn't about me. It's about the kids... 324 00:13:50,762 --> 00:13:52,929 Or climate change or whatever this is. 325 00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:58,269 You know, it's pretty star-studded. 326 00:13:58,303 --> 00:14:00,688 I peed next to Alec Baldwin. 327 00:14:00,755 --> 00:14:03,057 Big deal... I peed next to Matthew Broderick. 328 00:14:03,124 --> 00:14:06,827 Let's not turn this into a pissing contest. 329 00:14:06,878 --> 00:14:08,662 You're right. I shouldn't be bitter. 330 00:14:08,713 --> 00:14:10,664 You won fair and square. 331 00:14:10,715 --> 00:14:15,185 You know, Gibbs, we started these tweets together. 332 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,221 What do you say we finish them together? 333 00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:20,057 I don't know, Tyler. Things were said... 334 00:14:20,124 --> 00:14:23,126 About my hat. 335 00:14:23,144 --> 00:14:24,845 Ow. I-I'm sorry. 336 00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:27,815 You were making fun of my drink choices, and I lashed out. 337 00:14:27,849 --> 00:14:30,351 It's something I'm working on. 338 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,236 But for the record, 339 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:35,189 I've always secretly thought that you were cooler than me. 340 00:14:35,273 --> 00:14:37,858 You're like a hazelnut George Clooney. 341 00:14:37,909 --> 00:14:39,743 Thanks. 342 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,912 And you're like a milky Taye Diggs. 343 00:14:41,946 --> 00:14:44,281 Thanks. 344 00:14:44,315 --> 00:14:45,716 So, we're cool? 345 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,850 Damn right we are. 346 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:49,003 Hello, boys. 347 00:14:49,037 --> 00:14:52,006 Is it hot in here, or is it me tweeting interesting things? 348 00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:53,957 [Laughs] 349 00:14:53,991 --> 00:14:55,959 Myron, what are you doing here? 350 00:14:55,994 --> 00:14:57,261 There's an open bar, there's ladies, 351 00:14:57,295 --> 00:14:58,929 and you tweeted I'd be coming. 352 00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:02,132 Yeah, but you can't actually show up. Why not? 353 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:05,269 Because, no offense, but people are gonna figure out 354 00:15:05,303 --> 00:15:06,970 that you're not actually... 355 00:15:07,022 --> 00:15:09,273 - You know? - No, no, I don't know. 356 00:15:09,307 --> 00:15:13,277 - He's trying to say you can't be as cool as our tweets. - Who cares? 357 00:15:13,311 --> 00:15:15,813 The point is that my tweets are out there 358 00:15:15,847 --> 00:15:18,649 and I'm ready to make a personal appearance. 359 00:15:18,683 --> 00:15:21,151 Oh, my. Is that Alec Baldwin?! 360 00:15:21,185 --> 00:15:25,689 I'm gonna start following him in real life. 361 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,023 No. Myron! 362 00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:30,360 Guys, you were right about Bridget. 363 00:15:30,412 --> 00:15:33,047 She was just using me for sex. 364 00:15:33,081 --> 00:15:35,716 It was all about my body. 365 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,034 Milo. 366 00:15:38,086 --> 00:15:41,221 - Uh, Bridget. - Milo, I was just talking to my friend Trish, 367 00:15:41,256 --> 00:15:43,424 from Random House, all about you. 368 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,259 I'll bet you were. 369 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:48,062 Oh, Trish is very interested in hearing about your book. 370 00:15:48,146 --> 00:15:50,230 - You are? - Absolutely. 371 00:15:50,315 --> 00:15:51,682 Let's set up a meeting. 372 00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:52,933 Great. Anytime. 373 00:15:52,984 --> 00:15:55,719 How about midnight in my hotel room? 374 00:15:56,905 --> 00:15:58,055 What? 375 00:15:58,089 --> 00:15:59,723 I'm staying at the Trump. 376 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,725 I look forward to seeing you. 377 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,795 And I'll have a little "pencil money" waiting. 378 00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:09,032 Bridget, what the hell? 379 00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:10,701 You're just passing me around to your friends 380 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:11,935 like I'm some kind of a man whore? 381 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,904 Well, you are, aren't you? 382 00:16:15,072 --> 00:16:17,374 - No, I'm a writer. - Seriously? 383 00:16:17,408 --> 00:16:19,075 You said you were gonna publish my novel. 384 00:16:19,094 --> 00:16:21,845 I thought we were role-playing. 385 00:16:21,913 --> 00:16:24,047 Why would you think that we're role playing? 386 00:16:24,099 --> 00:16:26,884 Because you haven't actually written a book. 387 00:16:28,136 --> 00:16:30,954 - You do know how publishing works, right? - Well... 388 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,356 Writers write... 389 00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:34,608 There's just no shortcuts to becoming a novelist. 390 00:16:34,692 --> 00:16:37,311 [Sighs] Bye, Milo. 391 00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:38,729 You were flexible. 392 00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:46,203 - Bob? - Huh? 393 00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:49,873 Uh, what are you doing? Uh, I'm trying to send that e-mail that you asked for. 394 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,408 Yeah, that was two hours ago. 395 00:16:51,442 --> 00:16:55,145 Well, you know, I pressed that "history" button here, 396 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,615 and, my God, th-they never taught me history like that 397 00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:00,918 when I was in school. 398 00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:04,788 [Mutters] No, no, never mind that. 399 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,590 Any calls or anything? 400 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,125 One call did come in... 401 00:17:08,159 --> 00:17:11,962 Some guy from, uh, Lawton's Energy Vodka. 402 00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:13,981 Oh, my god. That's my biggest client. 403 00:17:14,015 --> 00:17:16,967 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I'm trying to get them to re-up for another year. 404 00:17:16,985 --> 00:17:18,635 Oh, well, uh, don't bother. 405 00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:20,404 I-I told him it wasn't a good idea. 406 00:17:20,438 --> 00:17:22,156 You did what, now? 407 00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:24,658 Yeah, we spoke for about 20 minutes 408 00:17:24,742 --> 00:17:27,678 and agreed that it wouldn't be the right move. 409 00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:29,613 But I've been working on this guy for months. 410 00:17:29,664 --> 00:17:31,949 [Chuckling] I know. He said you've really been a pest. 411 00:17:31,983 --> 00:17:33,350 [Laughs] But listen... No, no, Bob. 412 00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:35,335 Uh... Bob. 413 00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:40,090 - Yeah? - I'm... I'm really sorry, but this isn't working out. 414 00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:43,260 What do you mean? 415 00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:44,828 I mean, you're a nice man, 416 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,329 and I was trying to pay it forward, 417 00:17:46,347 --> 00:17:48,849 but this is not a good fit. 418 00:17:48,883 --> 00:17:50,901 I hate to lose you. 419 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,739 [Elevator bell dings] 420 00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:01,278 Where did you get that sweater? 421 00:18:01,312 --> 00:18:04,648 Sears & Roebuck, 1959. 422 00:18:06,384 --> 00:18:07,951 So, you're the new intern, huh? 423 00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:09,853 Was... got fired today. 424 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,255 Oh, well, I'm sorry. 425 00:18:11,322 --> 00:18:14,124 No, don't be. I took a swing. 426 00:18:14,158 --> 00:18:15,893 That's what life's all about. 427 00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:18,362 You dive in, see what... What happens. 428 00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:19,830 Yeah. 429 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,798 Yeah, nobody ever looked back and said, 430 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:24,268 "I wish I'd played it safer." 431 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:27,938 Wow, that's a... That's a good point. 432 00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:29,706 Damn tootin'. 433 00:18:29,774 --> 00:18:32,226 - Bob. I just spoke to my client. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 434 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:34,778 You convinced him to re-up for three years. 435 00:18:34,812 --> 00:18:38,148 I've been trying to tell you that all day. 436 00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:41,351 This guy looks at a lot of porn. 437 00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,920 [Elevator bell dings] 438 00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:44,755 Look, y-you don't have to go. 439 00:18:44,789 --> 00:18:46,757 Uh, I was gonna quit today anyway. 440 00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:50,928 Some fancy book publisher upstairs 441 00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:54,331 offered me an actual job. 442 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,966 Wait. A book publisher? 443 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,935 Yeah, she said she's gonna pay me in "pencil money," 444 00:18:57,969 --> 00:18:59,102 whatever that means. 445 00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:09,046 Hey, guys. 446 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,597 I have an announcement. 447 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,599 We know... You didn't like "Gravity." 448 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,968 "The physics are all wrong, blah, blah, blah." 449 00:19:16,087 --> 00:19:19,255 No. Although, that is true. 450 00:19:19,274 --> 00:19:22,776 [Sighs] Um... 451 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,962 As of tomorrow, I'm quitting my job here. 452 00:19:24,996 --> 00:19:27,164 What? Milo, are you crazy? 453 00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:30,117 Maybe, but this place is just a safety net for me. 454 00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:33,003 You know, I feel like I need to go out and take a big swing. 455 00:19:33,037 --> 00:19:34,338 But this is a sweet gig. 456 00:19:34,405 --> 00:19:36,707 - Are you sure about this? - Yeah. 457 00:19:36,774 --> 00:19:38,241 I've just been lazy and distracted. 458 00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:39,910 If I'm gonna write this novel, 459 00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:41,962 I got to dedicate myself to make it happen. 460 00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:43,714 Wow. That's huge. 461 00:19:43,748 --> 00:19:45,749 Yeah, man. Gutsy move. 462 00:19:45,783 --> 00:19:46,717 Thank you, sir. 463 00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:48,168 Now, if you'll excuse me, 464 00:19:48,219 --> 00:19:50,887 I'm gonna go say goodbye to Jerry the security guard. 465 00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:53,123 We've gotten pretty close. 466 00:19:53,141 --> 00:19:55,258 Hey, his name's Larry. 467 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,963 I said pretty close. 468 00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:08,514 Myron, what happened? 469 00:20:08,548 --> 00:20:11,550 Turns out Alec Baldwin doesn't like being touched 470 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,520 on the small of his back. 471 00:20:14,554 --> 00:20:15,738 I'm so sorry. 472 00:20:15,772 --> 00:20:17,052 Yeah, we should have stopped you. 473 00:20:17,057 --> 00:20:18,591 Are you kidding? 474 00:20:18,658 --> 00:20:20,493 A photo of Alec Baldwin standing on my neck 475 00:20:20,527 --> 00:20:22,778 is trending right now. 476 00:20:22,863 --> 00:20:24,530 I'm cooler than both of you. 477 00:20:27,534 --> 00:20:29,118 I'm happy you think so. 478 00:20:29,169 --> 00:20:32,171 So, a deal's a deal. 479 00:20:32,205 --> 00:20:34,040 Here's your bonus. 480 00:20:36,209 --> 00:20:38,044 One for you. 481 00:20:41,715 --> 00:20:44,850 And one for you. 482 00:20:47,036 --> 00:20:49,020 Our bonus was a hug? 483 00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:52,621 It was two hugs but you guys wanted to split it, so... 484 00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:55,822 sync and corrections by bellows www.addic7ed.com 485 00:20:55,872 --> 00:21:00,422 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34923

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