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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,059 --> 00:00:08,059 Yeah, okay. 2 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:12,020 Really? I ain't doing nothing. I wasn't doing nothing. 3 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:14,560 All right, that's great. Thank you. Uncle Brown, guess what I just got? 4 00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:18,240 I don't know, but I hope it clear up before Sasha find out about it. No, no, 5 00:00:18,340 --> 00:00:22,060 no, no. I just made reservations at Sasha's favorite Moroccan restaurant. 6 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,200 That'll cheer her up. 7 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:26,960 Oh, nephew, you know the last time you ain't there, we had to forward your mail 8 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:27,960 to the bathroom. 9 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:30,960 That stuff tore your stomach up! 10 00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:34,890 Yeah, it did. I mean, it had you broke down, your legs was all cramped up. You 11 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:38,030 had sat on that toilet by, what, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 hours? 12 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:41,950 I mean, we thought you shrunk. Every time you walked, you would just get all 13 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:43,650 this smoke, all this smoke. 14 00:00:43,950 --> 00:00:48,410 Ooh, nephew, you was tore up. Yeah, that was a tough day. Yeah, it was. But you 15 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:50,150 know what? Sasha really loves that place. 16 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:51,570 Yeah, yeah, you're a good husband. 17 00:00:51,870 --> 00:00:52,709 Yeah, I try. 18 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:53,710 Nephew, you want some sugar? 19 00:00:53,790 --> 00:00:54,790 No, I'm good. 20 00:00:55,470 --> 00:00:56,289 You sure? 21 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,310 Since you're pouring it, I'll take a cup. All right. 22 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:00,110 Carver, you want some sugar for your coffee? 23 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:01,229 Oh, sure. 24 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:02,750 Okay. Now I better not. 25 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:09,290 Hey, Will, since you guys are working, Miss Cora says my friends can come over 26 00:01:09,290 --> 00:01:10,089 this weekend. 27 00:01:10,090 --> 00:01:10,809 Oh, really? 28 00:01:10,810 --> 00:01:13,930 You sure that's all right, Cora? No, it ain't all right. Ain't nobody ask me 29 00:01:13,930 --> 00:01:14,930 nothing. 30 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:15,949 It's fine. 31 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:19,390 What time are they coming? Uh, how about a quarter past never? Ain't nobody ask 32 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:21,090 me. A little after seven. 33 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:24,350 Okay. Well, just make sure you don't give Cora a hard time, you understand? 34 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,180 She's Mr. Brown's daughter. Nothing can be harder than that. 35 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:32,560 You know what? I'm going to ignore you saying that. 36 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,500 I'm going to just be my normal sweet self. 37 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:35,800 Want some sugar, Wacom? 38 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:40,180 Nope. There's enough sugar in there already. Give me that. 39 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:42,020 Hey, guess what? 40 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:44,760 I got us reservations at your favorite Moroccan restaurant. 41 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,120 Oh, that's nice. 42 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:50,880 Sasha, Miss Corris says my friends can sleep over this weekend. 43 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:52,720 Okay, sweetie. 44 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,100 Speaking of sweetie, you want some sugar for your granola thing? 45 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:01,680 I guess not. 46 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:02,980 Oh, 47 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:08,639 she's still down about, you know. 48 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,140 Yeah, and it's been a few weeks. 49 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:15,580 I've tried everything I could to cheer her up, but nothing seems to be working. 50 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:18,340 Me too, but we have to be patient. She'll come around. 51 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:21,830 Uh, speaking of coming around, Wacom, how many of them little rugrats coming 52 00:02:21,830 --> 00:02:24,930 with you? Because I don't want no happy little kids. Mr. Brown. I'm a grown man. 53 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:28,590 I don't want no whole bunch of kids. I'm grown. G -R -O -A -N. 54 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:30,050 Grown. 55 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:34,750 See, that's why I don't want them kids around. They act too grown. 56 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:35,970 That boy act 30. 57 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:38,630 Okay. Look, I'm going to work. 58 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:42,310 All right? All right. Have a good day. Be good, Wacom. I'm okay. All right, 59 00:02:42,310 --> 00:02:43,249 Uncle Brown. 60 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,129 All right. 61 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,230 Let's go get ready for your company. 62 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,840 Everybody around here think I'm slow. 63 00:02:49,260 --> 00:02:50,900 I'm the smart one around here. 64 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:53,200 I'm the only one around here with good sense. 65 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,560 I eat my own breakfast. 66 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:03,680 I ain't gonna let this go to waste. 67 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:06,240 People starving all over the world. 68 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:14,740 Hey, 69 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,160 we still up for Moroccan tonight? 70 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,120 Oh, babe, I don't know if I'm up for it. 71 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,560 Moroccan? 72 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:24,680 Isn't that where they sit on the floor and you eat with your hands and the half 73 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,600 -naked women are jingling coins on their butts? 74 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:28,600 Yep. 75 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,000 Yep. They do that at my sister's house. 76 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:38,700 Oh, well then, you should come, Renee, because, uh, you feel 77 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,660 right at home. 78 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,520 What's wrong with your eye? 79 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:46,540 Renee, uh... 80 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,220 I mean, if you really want to come, I'm sure I can make reservations for three. 81 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:52,200 No. No. 82 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,240 Why don't you girls just go? 83 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,280 Huh? Y 'all can bond. 84 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,360 About what? 85 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:05,940 About what? About, you know, like, girl stuff. Like, you know, how bad men are, 86 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:09,000 you know? Yeah. Nine now. That's good. That's great. 87 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,560 Then it's seven. 88 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:17,220 Okay. Great. I will go make... Am I wrong? All right. 89 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:18,820 Renee? 90 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:20,899 I'm excited. 91 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:23,720 This is going to be fun. 92 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:25,420 Wow. 93 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,040 I ain't going. 94 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,040 Come on. 95 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:33,320 Look, you're the first person to make her laugh like that since the 96 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,380 And? I mean, and. 97 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:39,820 And I think she really needs this. It'd be good for her. 98 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:43,940 And? And I don't know. 99 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,020 You'd be doing me a big favor. 100 00:04:46,330 --> 00:04:49,570 So? So, so what'd you do with $400? 101 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,090 So, I have a ready -ass oven. 102 00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:56,010 Oh, I just don't clean over. 103 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,170 But, turbo power! 104 00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:01,210 Here I come. And there you go. 105 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:03,610 Okay, yes. 106 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:06,290 Hey, what are you doing? 107 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:07,570 What'd it look like? 108 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:10,150 It looks like you gift -wrapped yourself. 109 00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:13,170 I'm watching my TV. 110 00:05:13,790 --> 00:05:14,790 Watch that. 111 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:16,300 What? We were racing. 112 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:19,000 Look, when I was your age, I played outside. 113 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:20,640 How did you avoid the dinosaurs? 114 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:24,000 I begged your mama not to eat us. 115 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:28,600 Miss Cora! 116 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:32,300 Stop snitching. Don't be snitching. What is it, Joaquin? 117 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:34,580 Mr. Brown won't leave us alone. 118 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:39,080 Okay, now, Cora, who are you going to believe? These lying kids or your daddy? 119 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:40,660 That's easy. 120 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,800 Come on out here and leave these kids alone. 121 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:46,980 Hurry! I told them they need to go outside. 122 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:48,660 It's getting dark outside. 123 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,580 Well, why don't you give them some matches? 124 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,560 Matches? You might as well just give them some scissors to run with. 125 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,700 Because if you give them scissors, then they're going to put out the matches. 126 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,860 Duh. What kind of babysitter are you? 127 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:01,580 Oh, Lord. 128 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:03,960 Oh, another one. 129 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,160 Hey, what's up, guys? 130 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,019 What's up? 131 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:07,040 Who ordered the clown? 132 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:09,860 Why your head got heated in a minute? 133 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:16,620 Hey, man. What's up? Here you go, your turn. Okay, but be prepared to get 134 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,520 smoked. Yeah, right. Okay, I got next. 135 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:23,100 Look, why don't you go to a nursing home and play with somebody your own age? 136 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:27,040 That was all or nothing. 137 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:28,640 That ain't no good. 138 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,960 Carver, don't let these kids see you get your little behind spanked. 139 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,560 Now, 140 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:35,800 I got next, like I said. 141 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,660 Man, why is he tripping? I don't know. 142 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:40,580 Nobody tripping. 143 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,940 How can y 'all even hear this anyway? Y 'all need to turn this thing up. 144 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,820 Y 'all get the volume. What are you doing? 145 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,620 You broke the game. 146 00:06:49,180 --> 00:06:51,700 Well, ain't nobody broke. Now stop whining like a little old girl. 147 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:58,500 It ain't broke. Now it's broke. 148 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:01,860 I'm going to be in the kitchen. 149 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,400 Drinks anyone? 150 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:10,900 Hey, Sunshine. 151 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:13,460 So, how was your evening with Sasha? 152 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,700 I've had waxes that were less painful. 153 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:17,460 What? 154 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:20,080 So, what are you saying? You didn't have a good time? No. 155 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,660 Oh, she was in such a good mood when she came home. 156 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:26,980 If you know what I'm saying. 157 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,460 I don't care if you know what I'm saying. 158 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,660 That Moroccan restaurant was whack. 159 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:35,380 I kept hitting that hookah, trying to get a little bug going. I didn't get 160 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:37,940 nothing. You know I should have bought my own stuff. 161 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,680 So? 162 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:43,990 If I ask you to take her out again. I will punch you. I will gas your eyes 163 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,910 I will stab you in your throat. No. 164 00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:48,130 Why not? Come on. 165 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:50,750 What if I offer to pay you again? 166 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:52,170 Read my lips. 167 00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:55,330 I'll double it. 168 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:56,810 Triple it. 169 00:07:57,790 --> 00:08:00,450 I don't care if you forple it. 170 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:02,210 This is not pimp my nerves. 171 00:08:02,530 --> 00:08:03,530 No. 172 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:05,610 I'll throw in a limo. 173 00:08:06,430 --> 00:08:07,490 And my cable bill. 174 00:08:07,850 --> 00:08:10,730 Fine. And a TV that go with my cable. 175 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:13,190 And a car seat. 176 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:14,470 No. 177 00:08:15,270 --> 00:08:17,130 Limo and your cable bill. 178 00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:18,450 Okay. 179 00:08:18,890 --> 00:08:19,890 All right? 180 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:24,170 Cool. All right. Thank you so much, Renee. 181 00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:29,290 I'll make sure your little wifey has another good time again. 182 00:08:30,930 --> 00:08:31,930 Hi. 183 00:08:35,990 --> 00:08:37,750 How much is he paying you? 184 00:08:39,429 --> 00:08:41,010 Not nearly enough. 185 00:08:43,309 --> 00:08:44,310 Will! 186 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,210 Okay, listen. Follow my lead. 187 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:50,810 Okay, got it? Yes. 188 00:08:51,270 --> 00:08:52,790 How are my two favorite girls? 189 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:58,210 We're good. Not good. Not good. Not good at all. Actually, I've been down. And 190 00:08:58,210 --> 00:09:03,070 I'm just so lucky to have a BFF like Renee by my side. 191 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:04,890 I know, right? 192 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,750 Isn't she great? Oh, she's great. 193 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:13,580 Thanks for being there, Renee. And if there's anything else I can do, you guys 194 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:14,580 just let me know, okay? 195 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:23,600 Now that you mention it, there's a new five -star hotel in Buckhead that's 196 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,660 supposed to have a fabulous spa. 197 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,220 Okay. Well, if that'll make you happy, sweetheart, you get it. It would. 198 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:35,100 It would, and it would make me even happier if my friend Renee could come 199 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:36,099 with me. 200 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,500 Because, you know, at this point, I could... 201 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,460 Put my head in a mud bath and never come up. 202 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:46,640 I thought I would really love to be there for you. You know, to help you so 203 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,140 won't bury your face in a mud sandwich. 204 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,220 But I can't afford that spot. 205 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,480 You can't afford it? I can't afford it. You can't afford it? 206 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,620 Yes, you can. 207 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:57,880 No, I can't. 208 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,140 Yes, you can. 209 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:01,340 No, I can't. 210 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,760 Didn't you come into some money? 211 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,440 That was for my cable bill. 212 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:08,210 Come on, Willie. 213 00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:12,090 Poor, poor Renee out. 214 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:14,410 Renee's not that poor. 215 00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:15,670 Yes, I am. 216 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:17,590 And I need a babysitter. 217 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:20,290 Babysitter? Aren't you a kid with your grandmother? 218 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:22,190 Who do you think the sitter is for? 219 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:24,990 Will? 220 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:29,910 Okay, okay. 221 00:10:30,970 --> 00:10:32,550 All right. Here, baby. 222 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:34,790 You take that card. 223 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:37,240 Okay? Have a good time. 224 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,320 My babysitter takes cash. 225 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,120 She's not legal. 226 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,380 Thank you, Willie. 227 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,100 Thank you, Willie. 228 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,340 I knew it. 229 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,920 Renee, come on. 230 00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:57,900 Come on. Bring it down. 231 00:10:58,420 --> 00:10:59,780 Bring it down to Najby. Come on. 232 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,700 All right. Have a good time, sweetheart. 233 00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:07,730 Boring, Jo. Come on. 234 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:11,150 Yeah, we should have just stayed in my house. 235 00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:13,910 Your house smells like old people and cigarettes. 236 00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:16,490 So does your sister. 237 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:19,750 Kid, I have a surprise for you. 238 00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:22,570 What is it? A bus ticket to anywhere else. 239 00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:24,390 Make that serene. 240 00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:25,710 Don't be smart, ma 'am. 241 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:27,010 Mr. Brown! 242 00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:29,870 Uh, Cora, I'm not coming out like this. I changed my mind. 243 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,370 You broke the game. 244 00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:34,170 Go, Cora. Just do it. Go ahead. Go. 245 00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:36,090 Boy! 246 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:45,780 fantastical, magical, colorful magician in this entire living room. 247 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:17,400 people in cigarettes don't sound so bad okay for the first trick i would attempt 248 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:23,420 to do this has never been attempted in this living room before ever i will 249 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:25,960 this sharp object into this delicate balloon 250 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:52,050 you so much what is he supposed to be a magician or a ghetto penguin 251 00:12:52,050 --> 00:12:58,790 keep on i'm an abracadabra one of y 'all all right 252 00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:04,370 have fun uh -uh come back here biscotto baby biscotto baby yes you're my 253 00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:08,830 assistant come assist me we didn't talk about that cora i boogie boogie boogie 254 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:14,410 boo my little butt out of here all right okay okay for my next trick i am going 255 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:15,410 to need complete 256 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,300 And motherly constipation. 257 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,360 Concentration. What, that too. 258 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:26,360 What I will need now is I need a volunteer. Anybody in the room. Just 259 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:29,680 Thank you so much for volunteering. Come right up to the stage, young man. 260 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:33,320 I didn't raise my hand. Yes, you did. You were about to because I've seen in 261 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,079 your future. 262 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,000 Yes. And by the way, you look much better out there in the future. 263 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:38,620 Okay, 264 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,640 what I want you to do is I want you to step back off of me. You're too close. I 265 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,940 may fool around and zippity zap you or something. Okay. 266 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:50,590 I want you to pick a card. Wait, just what you... Any card that I... Just pick 267 00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:55,110 one. Just hold on. Just wait. Just pick a card. I just want you to pull a card. 268 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,970 Just any card. Not that one. Not that one. More to the middle. 269 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,370 What? 270 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:04,950 Now, I will not look at your card, and I will be able to tell what you have 271 00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:09,110 picked. You picked... There it is. That's your card. Ain't that your card? 272 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,750 Nope. 273 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:14,630 Pull that one right there. Whoop. Zip it as a... Nope. 274 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:19,120 Well, ain't that many more in here that you could have picked. You had a red 275 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:22,680 one. Ain't nothing but the... Six of diamonds. 276 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,800 Thank you, this gentleman. Thank you so much. 277 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,140 Thank you. 278 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:28,500 That chick was whack. 279 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,780 Uh, look here, little Romeo. 280 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:34,000 If he'd have picked the right card, it would have worked. 281 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,600 Yeah, it was his fault. 282 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:38,840 All right. 283 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,840 Somebody make it stop. 284 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,080 Tell you what. 285 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,560 Hmm. 286 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,520 I want you to put these glasses in your hands. 287 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,880 Right there. 288 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:55,380 Urkel, I'm about to make these torqued glasses disappear before your very eyes. 289 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,740 Well, before your very bad eyes. 290 00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:00,300 Look at it like this. 291 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,160 If anything goes bad, you'll never see it coming. 292 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:06,240 Thank you. I'm trying to do a magic show. 293 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,480 Thank you, sir. 294 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:12,140 Okay. My lovely assistant will now step forward and assist me in the cessation. 295 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,320 Go! 296 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:21,150 Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie. Put some stank on it. Put some 297 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:23,810 stank on it. Put some very brown on it. Put some very brown on it. 298 00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:28,690 Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie. 299 00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,010 In the bed. 300 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:31,470 Boogie. 301 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,310 Yes. 302 00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:36,990 Okay, I will now attempt to make his glasses. 303 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,760 earlier we're supposed to be a team so that don't mean we gotta work together 304 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:21,840 yes it does that's what being a team means i think we should have been a team 305 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,420 am so tired of you eavesdropping 306 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:31,220 aren't you two supposed to be at the spa no will we 307 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:36,800 didn't go you see unlike you we don't take advantage of people we have 308 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,260 we have integrity we found out it's closed 309 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,129 So was my mother. 310 00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:44,230 Renee, why'd you have to sell me out? 311 00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:45,730 Because, you know what? 312 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,910 Unlike the two of you, I really do have integrity. 313 00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:55,610 So if you'll excuse me, I have to go see a man about a blood diamond. 314 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,850 So you paid Renee to take me out? 315 00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:05,650 Oh, well, baby, I just, I wanted you to have a good time. 316 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:09,960 You've been so down in the dumps about the baby. Yes, well, it's been on mine, 317 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:11,400 but mainly I've been tired. 318 00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:14,980 Well... You never said that. 319 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,380 Because we never talked about it. 320 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,880 I don't know, maybe... Maybe I didn't want to talk about it either. 321 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,280 Hey, you okay? 322 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,560 Sometimes. 323 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:31,860 Same here. 324 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,260 I mean, I... I try to, uh... 325 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:39,660 Stay busy, but, uh... You know. 326 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,860 Yeah. Well, it's been, I don't know, tougher for me at night. 327 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,760 I guess that's why I haven't been sleeping. 328 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:51,800 Well, um... I'm right there beside you. 329 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:54,720 I know. 330 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,740 I know. 331 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,560 Look, why don't we finish this conversation over dinner? 332 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,200 Huh? Really? 333 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,070 My treat. 334 00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:08,710 That's my car. 335 00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:10,070 I know. 336 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,870 Cool. See you later. 337 00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:19,770 Electric bungalow! 338 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:24,650 Hey. 339 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:30,310 Hey, Mr. Brown. You still haven't brought Henry back? 340 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:33,910 No. I'm more powerful than I thought I was, Wacombe. 341 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,330 I guess so. 342 00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:36,770 Maybe the kids can help. 343 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:38,470 Wacombe, here. 344 00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:39,610 Take this wine. 345 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,030 No matter what I say, don't give it back to me. 346 00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:44,330 Mm -mm. You do stink as a magician. 347 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,650 Give me that rock and hook you with it. Give it back. 348 00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:48,650 Mr. Brown. 349 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,270 I have a proposition for you. 350 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,010 Why you say I need a peppermint? Oh, no, a proposition. 351 00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:58,350 If you promise to buy us another game, we'll help you bring Henry back. 352 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:02,210 How are you going to help me if you still pee in the bed? 353 00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:04,130 You told? 354 00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:05,450 No, I didn't. 355 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:06,610 You just did. 356 00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:08,390 Oh. 357 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,570 Well, you better get that stuff for a drive. It'll itch you to death. 358 00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:16,510 Mr. Brown, the kid said if you promised to buy them another game. 359 00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:17,730 The deluxe edition. 360 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:20,530 Yes. With, you know, joy. 361 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,430 Yes, and a diaper. 362 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,740 Introducing a real magician, Biscotto Baby. 363 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,790 when I was in your room watching TV. 25849

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