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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,449 --> 00:00:08,450 Morning. 2 00:00:10,290 --> 00:00:11,470 Good morning, Sasha. 3 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:13,010 Good morning, Renee. 4 00:00:14,810 --> 00:00:15,810 Renee? 5 00:00:16,970 --> 00:00:18,810 Renee, where are you? I'm here. 6 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:22,490 Between those charts I didn't file and my on -break time. 7 00:00:22,970 --> 00:00:24,810 I mean, where are you? 8 00:00:25,870 --> 00:00:26,870 Speakerphone. 9 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:31,710 Renee, are you at home? 10 00:00:31,930 --> 00:00:35,610 I'm selling Pamper, my lady beauty product, and I have a sales party in an 11 00:00:35,650 --> 00:00:36,650 You want to come over? 12 00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:40,900 Bruno, you can't just phone in your job. You have to come to work. 13 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:43,640 No, I don't. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Yes, you do. 14 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:45,640 Watch. Mrs. 15 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,080 Alfonso? 16 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:50,820 Your doctor's ready to see your crazy little boy now. 17 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:56,140 Oh, and you, crazy little boy, come here. 18 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:59,920 If you fight that doctor again, I'm going to send your little butt to the 19 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:17,900 her hair all the way from radiology i'm your pamper my lady hair relaxer is 20 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:24,880 under my desk got it cool what what hey hey where you going you 21 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:31,740 owe me 18 now pay sasha that's my girl i'm not your girl i'm your 22 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:36,640 boss i don't work for you here you go girl here's your change and you will 23 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,900 a great day okay bye now 24 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,000 I'm going to tell you for the last time, Renee. You can't work from home. 25 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:47,080 You are so right, Sasha. 26 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:49,640 I got to find a bigger place. 27 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,500 No, Renee. I mean, you need to be here so you can see what's going on. 28 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:55,420 No, you need to stop scratching yourself. 29 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,240 See? 30 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:59,160 I'm not even scratching myself. 31 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:01,400 I was talking to Mrs. Garrett. 32 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:03,680 Mrs. Garrett, the dermatologist, will see you now. 33 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,200 All that scratching, you're making me itch. 34 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:09,820 Renee, how did you... 35 00:02:10,889 --> 00:02:11,890 Wait a second. 36 00:02:12,130 --> 00:02:14,170 Did you install cameras in here? 37 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,600 this Leroy Brown. 38 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,240 Yeah. 39 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:11,560 Yes, Mr. Brown. 40 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:13,500 Shut up! 41 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,940 No! Yes! 42 00:03:15,460 --> 00:03:20,020 I want a car, Carver! I want, we want a car! Hang on, Mr. Brown, it's a scam. 43 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:21,380 Wait a minute, hold on. 44 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,580 Wait a minute, is this a scam? 45 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,860 Hold on. Now, Carver, they say this ain't no scam. 46 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,300 Well, I guess that settles it. 47 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,620 has got some nerve. What? 48 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,580 Do you know she ditched work today so she could sell beauty products for my 49 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:58,900 house? Really? Cora, I'm telling you, the next time I see that girl and get my 50 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:00,660 hands on her, I'm gonna... Hey, Sasha. 51 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,220 What are you doing here? 52 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:05,860 What'd you think? 53 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,080 Well, if you came here to apologize, I need to tell you... Now, what do you 54 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,540 think? I wasn't talking to you. 55 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:15,480 I love this lotion. It's nice. Have you tried it, Sasha? Ooh, you wanna see how 56 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:16,480 soft her hands are? 57 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:19,779 You want to see how soft the back of my hands are? 58 00:04:20,019 --> 00:04:23,080 You need to soften your attitude. 59 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:28,040 I have the perfect products for that turkey waddle right there. 60 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,660 Tighten you up there, lift you up here, and pucker you up right there. 61 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,880 Pimper my lady products for the real you. 62 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:37,600 Would you like a free demonstration? 63 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:43,140 So what is this? Huh? You're pimping products to Cora now? No, she's doing a 64 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:45,300 sales presentation at my Destiny's Daughters meeting. 65 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,860 What? Destiny what? 66 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:51,820 Destiny's Daughters is a social outreach group that enhances women's lives. 67 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:54,540 Well, I sure hope they enhance my bank account. 68 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,400 Now, look, this thing really has to shine if I have a chance of becoming 69 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,820 president. Vice president? 70 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,660 Cora, that's so exciting. Yes, it is. 71 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:07,020 Okay, Thursday, 8 o 'clock. Okay, Thursday, 8 o 'clock, it is. No, it 72 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,260 Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. You got to work, remember? 73 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:14,260 I have been meaning to talk to you about that. 74 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,400 Sasha, you might want to get that. 75 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:29,600 Hello? Is this Sasha? 76 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:31,620 Sasha, this is Renee. 77 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,960 I just wanted to let you know on Thursday, this coming Thursday, I'm 78 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:35,960 sick. Okay, bye. 79 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,480 You know what? I can't stand you. 80 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:51,060 I'm going to Hilton Head, South Carolina. That's five hours away. How 81 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:54,480 going to get there? I'm riding on a bus, but I'm coming back in my new car. 82 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,480 You got a new car? 83 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,700 No, I just want a new car. 84 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:03,360 All I got to do is sit through a two -hour presentation of Too Good to Miss 85 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:07,020 Estate Opportunity. Oh, that sounds like a scam to me. That's what I said. 86 00:06:07,260 --> 00:06:11,320 Oh, wrong and wrong, girl. I'm telling you, this is going to be either like 87 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,320 Sunday morning. 88 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,480 And how do you know? 89 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,860 Because the Bible says. 90 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,100 I lied. 91 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,500 The steps of a righteous man are ordered by the Lord. 92 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:26,500 So I guess the Lord must have ordered me a new car. So right now, I'm going to 93 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,400 step into my new car, Cora. 94 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,120 And Satan, get thee behind me, too. 95 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,800 Where he at? 96 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:52,310 Jamal, have you heard from Simone? She was supposed to meet me for her prenatal 97 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:53,310 appointment. 98 00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:55,230 Well, when's the last time you saw her? 99 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:57,510 Maya's party? 100 00:06:58,490 --> 00:06:59,490 Was Carl there? 101 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,350 No, I don't like him. Why? 102 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,110 Did he ask about me? 103 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:07,210 Oh, he'd make me sick. 104 00:07:07,490 --> 00:07:08,810 Good thing you're in a hospital. 105 00:07:09,090 --> 00:07:10,090 Simone! 106 00:07:10,670 --> 00:07:12,910 You're an hour late. You missed your appointment. 107 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:15,030 I'm sorry. I had an emergency. 108 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:16,870 Is the baby okay? 109 00:07:17,430 --> 00:07:18,430 Baby's fine. 110 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:21,590 I was on my way here when... Ta -da! 111 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:25,750 Going at a business sale at Heidi's Bazaar. I got lucky! 112 00:07:26,370 --> 00:07:29,990 Getting lucky is what got you here. You're not going to believe this. 113 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:33,170 I'm going to the party in this. 114 00:07:36,310 --> 00:07:39,530 You have got to start taking care of yourself. Something could happen to your 115 00:07:39,530 --> 00:07:41,170 baby. Aren't you even worried? 116 00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:42,870 Of course I'm worried. 117 00:07:44,190 --> 00:07:45,390 All sales are final. 118 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:50,350 Simone, you have got to slow your roll. You're going to be a mother soon. 119 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:54,190 Well, I'm not a mother yet. And having a baby doesn't mean your life is over. 120 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:59,010 Okay, Missy, you need to grow up. Okay, no more cookies for breakfast, no more 121 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:01,650 staying out late, and no more poochy gear. 122 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:05,390 60 % off? 123 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:12,790 Well, let's go shopping. I'm right behind you. We can reschedule an 124 00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:13,689 on the way. 125 00:08:13,690 --> 00:08:17,060 Okay. A baby's for life, but this sale ends on Thursday. 126 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:31,460 And this is the Pamper My Lady Fragrance. 127 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:35,700 Ooh. 128 00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:39,799 Nice, right? You smell like a million bucks for only $22 .50. 129 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:42,460 So, what do you ladies think? 130 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,039 We like it. 131 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,160 We'll each take one. 132 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:55,160 This paper, my lady fragrance, makes me smell like a... lady. 133 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,320 But I'm already a lady. 134 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:03,300 That's a good one, Miss Hancock. 135 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,440 That's a real good one. 136 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:12,620 This is such a high 137 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,900 -spirited soiree. 138 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:18,580 You're thinking just like a future Destiny's Daughters vice president. Oh, 139 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,600 really? 140 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:24,600 Does that mean? It means the vice presidency hasn't been decided yet. 141 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,580 I'm still in the running. 142 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,860 This smells delightful. You know, 143 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,740 it would have smelled a whole lot better at my house. 144 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,080 Your house smells like foreclosure. 145 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:42,020 Well, everyone is allowed to express themselves as long as they're buying. 146 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:46,470 I ain't buying. And shiitake mushrooms, everyone. 147 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:49,930 Thank you, Sasha. Thank you so much. 148 00:09:50,510 --> 00:09:54,390 Mushroom? No, no. Too foreign for my taste. 149 00:09:55,630 --> 00:09:56,630 Foreign? 150 00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:00,490 Well, then how about I put some barbecue sauce on it? 151 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:07,810 Hot sauce? 152 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:16,130 Well, now it's... Time for the Pamper My Lady private collection. 153 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:20,410 That sounds risque. 154 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:23,630 And it's a risque that's worth taking. 155 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:32,570 This party is just what Destiny's Daughters needed. 156 00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:34,050 Really, Malenka? 157 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:37,450 Your vice presidency, it's in the bag. 158 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:41,710 And speaking of in the bag... 159 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:46,220 Batteries are included for a one -time offer. 160 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,160 Batteries! 161 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:00,340 Goodness, 162 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,280 that bag is sold to me! 163 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:08,380 How much? Oh, $22 .50. But for you, $22 .50. 164 00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:18,070 to get your blood flowing. 165 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:22,450 And what's this? Oh, that's the next private collection. 166 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:27,310 Oh, yeah. Your husband will love this. 167 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:32,290 The red feather. 168 00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:39,530 It's good for dusting and keeping your living room clean. Or keeping your 169 00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:40,790 bedroom dirty. 170 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,160 I'm not preaching to you. Yes, you are. 171 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:59,060 Simone, you need to grow up. Simone, you can't wear that. 172 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:02,100 Simone, people don't take their clothes off at the strip mall. Yes, they do. 173 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:04,139 Okay, look. 174 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:08,520 I'm just trying to help. I don't need your help. I can do fine all by myself. 175 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,340 Yeah, okay, says the pregnant teenager. 176 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,660 You think I chose getting pregnant? 177 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,720 You didn't choose not to. 178 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,460 Stop judging me. 179 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,980 This is my baby. I'm the one who's pregnant. 180 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,700 Where are you going? 181 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:35,670 to buy some old stanky condominium that I can't even stay in but one week out of 182 00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:36,670 the year. 183 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:38,610 They call that a timeshare. 184 00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:40,750 I call it a waste of time. 185 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:44,370 I call it a waste of all of my time. You see, I'm trying to put some product 186 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:46,030 here, ma 'am. Mr. Brown, just give me the bag. 187 00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:48,490 Why are you so worried about this bag anyway? 188 00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,450 Ain't nothing in it but... Mr. Brown! 189 00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:54,030 What? Ain't nothing in it but... A neck massager. 190 00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:58,150 Yes, I saw a neck massager. Oh, yes. And it's a good one, too. 191 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,090 Excuse me. Come on. 192 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:10,210 Oh, yeah. No, don't talk about the Thursday. I can't wait. 193 00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,050 I've seen enough. If you'll please excuse me. 194 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:17,550 Well, well, well, Miss, Miss, Miss, I ain't got weight. 195 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:21,610 Oh, man, I guess that mean I missed out on my vice presidency. 196 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:25,610 Oh, Corrine, if you're going to win the office, you got to have more votes than 197 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:26,610 that anyway. 198 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,710 You know, this one got a record, and convicts can't vote. 199 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,140 Renee fault? Why is it my fault? 200 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,420 I'm just a poor working girl. 201 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:41,940 Who cares about being vice president of some old stuffy organization anyway? 202 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,500 You and Afro Puff right here. 203 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:50,000 You know, I watch Whoopin' Stuff, and that's vice president Afro Puff. 204 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,540 Vice president? How'd she get it? 205 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,460 Aw, Cora. 206 00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:59,420 Go ahead. Let it all out. 207 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,080 I know what would make you feel better. 208 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,520 If you become a Pamper My Lady distributor, it feels good. 209 00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:09,620 Not now or never. 210 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:16,640 Oh, Miss Hancock, I'm so sorry. I must say, I was surprised to see what kind of 211 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:21,220 party you were having. Me too. And when I'm vice president, you won't ever have 212 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:24,740 to worry about this type of party again. You're right. 213 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:28,040 That's why you're never going to be vice president. 214 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,940 Congratulations, Cora. 215 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,240 I don't want that stuff. Okay. 216 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 So you weren't offended? 217 00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:48,680 But you left and... To get my checkbook. 218 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,440 I'll take a pair of those. 219 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:53,920 They'll come in handy on me and my husband's weekend getaway. 220 00:15:54,760 --> 00:16:00,860 Okay, well, what else can I get for you? And I'll take everything on page seven. 221 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,540 Even the... Mm -hmm. 222 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,920 How about the... Mm -hmm. 223 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,920 Now, I know you don't want them. I'll take two of those. What? 224 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,620 So you think you'd like to help me out? 225 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:37,900 Oh, Renee, I like this thing. You better get your feet up off my table, I tell 226 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:38,900 you that much. 227 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,320 And who wears glitter shoes anymore anyway? 228 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:45,000 That went out in the 70s. 229 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:47,800 Now you have a sparkly personality like me. 230 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:52,780 Yes. Oh, this is so good. This is a good one. Oh, $22 .50. 231 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,640 Dad, ain't nobody going to give you no point. 232 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,660 I just thought about it to myself. 233 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:08,339 I'm going to write you a check, and you can cash it on the 32nd. 234 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,220 That's what you can cash on the 32nd. 235 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,380 Brown on the 32nd. 236 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,180 Wait a minute, Brown. You're trying to trick me. 237 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:19,819 The 32nd of which month? 238 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,579 The 13th month. Yeah, do it on that. 239 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,800 13, 32nd, 2000. 240 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,240 Same reason you are. 241 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:49,860 Oh, no! 242 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,500 Are you pregnant, too? 243 00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:57,640 No. Actually, I'm here for your appointment. 244 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,320 You are? 245 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,060 Hey. 246 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,900 Aren't you proud of me? I got here on time. 247 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,420 And it was tough. 248 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,620 I had to miss two big shoe sales. 249 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,720 I'm sorry. 250 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,480 I'm sorry, too. 251 00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:20,690 If I sounded judgmental, it's only because I'm your friend and I care. 252 00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:22,370 I know. 253 00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:24,850 And I really appreciate you. 254 00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:29,190 Sometimes it seems like you're the only one who cares. 255 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:33,070 Mom, I just want what's best for you and your baby. 256 00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:36,470 Rihanna, I'm so scared. 257 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:38,670 Why? 258 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:41,130 You're getting what you said you wanted. 259 00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:45,410 A cute little baby to dress up and take for walks and play with. 260 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:46,950 That's what I thought. 261 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,450 But now I'm seeing reality. 262 00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:53,010 My parents are freaking out. Me and Craig aren't speaking. 263 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:56,270 And this morning, I threw up all over my new halter. Wait, what? 264 00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:58,350 I'm just going to borrow that. 265 00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:00,710 I'm serious. 266 00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:05,690 Oh. 267 00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:10,090 Well, I've been thinking about this. 268 00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,950 And you know, I have options. 269 00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:15,290 Like what? 270 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:20,290 Well, what can I do? 271 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:23,070 You can be the best friend in the whole wide world. 272 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:24,849 Oh, wait. 273 00:19:24,850 --> 00:19:25,850 You already are. 274 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:31,210 Okay, let me see if I can talk to the charge nurse and get us in early. 275 00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:32,410 You can do that. 276 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:37,410 What? You better tell that, baby. Auntie Bree's got the hookup up in here. Okay. 277 00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:41,070 Girl, you ain't got no hookup up in here. 278 00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:54,210 Can I get a number two with no fries and a coat, please? You're not funny. 20605