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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:04,120 Are you finished with that? 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:06,140 No, honey, I just have a few. Wait. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,440 Can I get you anything else? 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,860 Well, I'm thinking about that. 5 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,520 Boy, you're going to be stabbed. 6 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:17,400 Don't come back. Don't make me bite you. Go in the car. Don't make me bite you. 7 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:21,120 Why are you being so helpful all of a sudden? Yeah. Ethan Oswald's coming 8 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:23,100 and this house needs to look presentable. 9 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,820 Why don't you bust Edna? She dirty. Put her in there. 10 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:29,380 Why don't we read wallpaper brown? 11 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:31,960 And who is Ethan Oswald? 12 00:00:32,430 --> 00:00:34,050 He's a Dash kid. Oh. 13 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:35,970 Really? 14 00:00:37,930 --> 00:00:42,410 Dash stands for doing advanced science and history. 15 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:45,270 Ethan's the president, and I'm trying to get in. 16 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:48,090 It's almost as cool as the Glee Club. 17 00:00:48,690 --> 00:00:50,970 That ain't cool. The Glee Club? 18 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:55,230 I'll take this. 19 00:00:55,910 --> 00:00:57,430 Last call, everyone. 20 00:00:57,710 --> 00:00:58,710 Last call. 21 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,440 gonna get me some coffee. 22 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,540 Um, are you feeling okay, honey? 23 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:08,860 What do you ask? 24 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:12,440 Well, I was just wondering why you can't get your own coffee. 25 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:15,840 Ooh, fun. 26 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,660 Love you, sweetie. 27 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:20,460 Oh, that ain't funny. 28 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,660 Is this the Brown House? 29 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:29,180 I know. It's blue -trimmed and yellow house. That's what it is. Oh, Mr. Brown, 30 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:29,999 don't be rude. 31 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,520 I'm not being rude. What you selling? Excuse me. How can we help you? 32 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:38,440 Neha? Cleo, my Leo. 33 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:40,960 Neha! Hello, my Leo. 34 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:42,880 Neha. 35 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:46,220 This better be a picture from another movie. 36 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:54,220 This is Neha, my ex from Korea. We are... We... We were engaged to be 37 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:58,180 Welcome to America! 38 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:08,979 So how did you find me? 39 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:11,660 I searched through lots of files and records. 40 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:14,640 Whoa, whoa, you had access to military records? 41 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,820 No, honey, I googled you. 42 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,100 Oh! 43 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:21,880 Oh, oh! I'm sorry. 44 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:26,300 Ni hao. Ni hao. This is Cora and Brown. They're my neighbors. Oh, hello. Nice to 45 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:28,160 meet you. I'm Leroy S. 46 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,960 Brown. The S is for samurai. 47 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,080 I'm not Japanese. 48 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:35,740 Are you sure? 49 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,580 Is he okay? 50 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:42,340 Well, the test results are still out. 51 00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:45,300 Oh, and this is Edna. 52 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:46,860 Ni hao. 53 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,740 That's all I am is Edna? 54 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:55,390 She's a shaved Mongolian square. 55 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:56,930 I'm sorry. 56 00:02:57,030 --> 00:03:02,270 This is Edna Barnes, and we live together, and she's a... An endangered 57 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:05,330 She's protected by the Wildlife Society. 58 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:08,070 What part of Korea are you from? 59 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:10,770 And when are you going back? 60 00:03:11,230 --> 00:03:12,290 Seoul, Korea. 61 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:13,650 Oh, you're a soul sister. 62 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:15,750 That's why I found Cleo. 63 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:17,430 My Leo. 64 00:03:17,770 --> 00:03:18,770 Yeah. 65 00:03:20,179 --> 00:03:23,260 Yeah, anyhow, now we lost touch after a village burned down. 66 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,640 Oh, sorry about that, by the way. 67 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:30,780 So, um, where do you plan on staying? 68 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,120 Not sure. 69 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,140 All the hotels are booked up. 70 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:37,240 Something about a freak -a -nick. 71 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:38,860 Freak -a -nick. 72 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,780 Can you recommend someplace nice? 73 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,420 Well, um... 74 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,060 Oh, you don't have to stay in the hotel. 75 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:49,520 Oh, I don't? No, no. You know, they got a nice motel down at the end of the 76 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,560 block. Yeah, you can stay there. They even have hourly rates. 77 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,800 Yeah, that and I can tell you your time is up. 78 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,540 Do you mind if she stays? 79 00:03:58,860 --> 00:04:01,700 I don't care where she stays as long as she doesn't stay with us. 80 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:05,020 Oh, well, Nehi, you can stay here. 81 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:09,000 What? I can't believe you just said that. I can't believe you just said you 82 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,160 should stay here, Nehi. 83 00:04:10,740 --> 00:04:11,740 Nehi, um... 84 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:14,470 I'm going to go in the kitchen and we'll get some coffee. I'll make a fresh pot, 85 00:04:14,590 --> 00:04:16,570 okay? Oh, no, let's go this way. 86 00:04:18,529 --> 00:04:20,190 You're about to have a monocle twerk. 87 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:22,210 Mr. Brown, you too. 88 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:24,730 No, I'm about to stay and watch Cleo get Deebo. 89 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:27,810 You're about to be all up on me like this. 90 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:31,570 And you're breathing on me. It's like cooking the side of my face. 91 00:04:33,610 --> 00:04:35,570 You're about to get tore up, bro. 92 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:41,470 You must be losing your mind. 93 00:04:42,410 --> 00:04:43,810 What? She's just a friend. 94 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:47,710 She is a mail -order bride that you never told me about. 95 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:49,150 Edna, she's part of my past. 96 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:55,030 So she just happened to track you down after all these years? She's always been 97 00:04:55,030 --> 00:04:59,610 persistent. One time we were walking through the jungle together and I got 98 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:04,830 by a snake, and she... I probably shouldn't be telling this story. 99 00:05:05,710 --> 00:05:07,230 You two were engaged. 100 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:11,090 There's something special about you for her to come back. 101 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:14,530 Are you still interested in her? 102 00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:15,890 Oh, Edna. 103 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:18,090 Now, why would I like a woman like that? 104 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:20,510 Cleo, I brought you some coffee. 105 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:23,150 I remember you like it the way I do. 106 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:25,250 Black and strong. 107 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,830 It's a pretty cool volcano set you got here, Joaquin. 108 00:05:41,030 --> 00:05:42,390 Yes. Yes. 109 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:46,370 I just got to the ninth level on Monster Quest IV. 110 00:05:46,770 --> 00:05:48,050 I got to level 18. 111 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:55,410 You know, I'd make a really good dash kid. My dad's a doctor and my mom's a 112 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:59,090 nurse. My dad's a rocket scientist and my mom's an astronaut. 113 00:06:03,650 --> 00:06:04,950 Man, you're funny. 114 00:06:07,830 --> 00:06:09,710 Wait, you're serious? 115 00:06:10,050 --> 00:06:11,690 Yes, they work for NASA. 116 00:06:18,219 --> 00:06:19,219 Sort of. 117 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:22,080 You know, Joaquin, not everybody's cut out to be a dad's kid. 118 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,520 Then how did that kid with one leg get in? 119 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:26,400 He skipped the top of the waiting list. 120 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:28,080 Don't you mean he hopped? 121 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,800 He's my cousin. 122 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,840 Whoa. What was that? 123 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:03,580 Who, Brianna? 124 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,220 Oh, that's just my sister, also known as the family pet. 125 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:12,320 You know, Joaquin, there might be a spot open after all. 126 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,360 Really? Because I'd make a really good dash kid. 127 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:16,660 Got anything to eat? 128 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:18,440 Sure, man. Anything for you. 129 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:25,000 So, if you were a dash kid, how would you get to the meetings? 130 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:27,810 my parents or my sister might bring me. 131 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:29,070 Your sister? 132 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:34,370 Hey, if you're lucky, you might get to be an ultra -galactic supreme, dash kid. 133 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:35,730 I'm ready. 134 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:40,690 Hey, I think your sister dropped this. Can you make sure she gets it? 135 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:41,829 No problem. 136 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:46,410 Here you go. Well, oh, thanks. Well, I gotta go. My parents and I are following 137 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:48,410 the path of a shooting star. 138 00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:50,650 Wow. 139 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:52,450 We're having meatloaf. 140 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:06,180 gonna be a dash kid yes doesn't get any better than this yes 141 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:14,340 uh 142 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:21,020 carver i need you to what the knee high uh same thing uh 143 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:24,780 look did you come out here to see colonel so you can try to get your uh 144 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:29,850 blue card yeah see i know why you come out here People come to America all the 145 00:08:29,850 --> 00:08:33,130 time to get married so they can try to get that blue card and try to get 146 00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:35,730 Americanated. That's not why I'm here. 147 00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:37,070 Well, why are you here? 148 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:42,330 We got engaged because we were in love. 149 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:43,750 Oh. 150 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:49,690 Very much in love. You must not know who he about to marry. Edna will claw both 151 00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:50,690 of y 'all eyes out. 152 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:53,350 She'll cut that throat with her claws, y 'all better understand that. 153 00:08:53,650 --> 00:08:54,730 Hey, look what I found. 154 00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:56,430 Oh. 155 00:08:57,070 --> 00:09:00,890 We dance to this all night long. Yes, all morning long. 156 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:06,950 I have a surprise for you. Oh, lay it on me. 157 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:08,870 Well, you have to wait till tomorrow. 158 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,190 I'm cooking dinner for everyone. 159 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:12,670 Bring your Edna. 160 00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:13,890 Who? 161 00:09:17,730 --> 00:09:22,270 You still got it. Yes, I still got it. I brought in over the Browns for a 162 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,270 second, huh? 163 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,350 More like a quickie. 164 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:31,210 Edna, Edna, that is not what you think. I think that you think I'm stupid. 165 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:35,050 No, really, Edna. He just came to drop something off. 166 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:39,310 Oh, and you just happened to come and pick up where you left off. 167 00:09:39,510 --> 00:09:40,790 No, no, no, no, Edna. 168 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:43,190 She's cooking dinner for everyone tomorrow. 169 00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:44,650 Oh, dinner. Yeah. 170 00:09:45,110 --> 00:09:46,150 I've got plans. 171 00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:47,970 Well, then Cleo can come along. 172 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,710 Actually, I'm available. 173 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,710 We'll see you both at eight. Yes. 174 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,329 Let's go. 175 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,290 Well, it's a date at eight. 176 00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,510 Let's go. 177 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:00,770 A dinner date. 178 00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:02,390 For everybody. 179 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:21,750 Woman of my dreams. 180 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:23,610 We should be together. 181 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:26,070 Be my lady? 182 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:32,190 I 183 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:39,490 can't 184 00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:41,350 find it. It doesn't make any sense. 185 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:46,870 What are you looking for? It says press any key to continue, and I can't find 186 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:47,870 any key. 187 00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:01,490 We need to stop. 188 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:06,490 Just be pretty -ish. 189 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:17,670 Ethan, what are you doing here? 190 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:21,290 I was walking around the neighborhood looking for a meteor shower. 191 00:11:21,570 --> 00:11:22,670 But it's the afternoon. 192 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,250 Those are the rare ones. 193 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:30,030 Speaking of heavenly bodies... 194 00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:34,130 And I'm busy. 195 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:37,210 You're funny. 196 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,430 Funny looking. 197 00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:41,730 Come on, Ethan. Let's go check out my telescope. 198 00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:43,110 Why? 199 00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:45,330 So we can see the meteor shower. 200 00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:46,590 It's the afternoon. 201 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:48,530 It's dark and dorkier. 202 00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,530 That's not nice. That's the point. 203 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:54,510 Maybe I should just go. 204 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:06,770 Stay put. 205 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,550 Ethan, can you give us a second? 206 00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:17,090 Brianna, you have to be nice to Ethan. 207 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,370 No, I don't. I want him to like me. 208 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,090 Aw, the little geek needs a friend. 209 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,470 It's important, Brianna. 210 00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:28,770 Give me one good reason why you won't do this for me. 211 00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:32,090 Milkshakes in my shampoo. 212 00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:34,990 Ketchup in my nail polish. 213 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:42,430 asked for one. 214 00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:45,410 Fine. 215 00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:47,670 I'll do your homework for two weeks. 216 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:49,610 You can't do my homework. 217 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:54,590 Can you? Yeah, no, you know what? Forget it. I'm not being nice to your little 218 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,590 friend. 219 00:12:58,270 --> 00:13:01,610 I'll tell Will and Sasha that you've been sneaking out at night. 220 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,010 Ha! Ha! They already caught me. 221 00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:06,790 My blackmail game's slipping. 222 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:10,030 Brianna, you have to be nice to Ethan. 223 00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:11,350 Why? 224 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:15,770 group for special kids. 225 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,630 This is special. 226 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:23,250 Joaquin, why didn't you just tell me that before? 227 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:27,490 Oh, I was hoping you'd help me because I'm your brother. 228 00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:29,870 Get real. 229 00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:33,150 Joaquin, I gotta get home. 230 00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:36,290 Ethan, you should stay for dinner. 231 00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:37,630 Will you eat? 232 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,430 I'm so sorry if I was rude to you earlier. 233 00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:44,010 You can be what ever you want to be. 234 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,830 Give me a hug. 235 00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:52,470 Aw. 236 00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:54,850 Okay, 237 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,070 it's over now. 238 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:10,110 Brown, what am I gonna do? I think Neha came back here to rekindle our fire. 239 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:13,340 Ain't that hot? village got burnt down the last time? 240 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,640 Seriously, Brown. 241 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,460 I'm gonna bury Edna one day. 242 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,820 Yes, yes, okay. 243 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:24,140 Well, you know, clearly, it states in the Bible, in the Bible days, that he 244 00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,680 findeth a wife findeth a good thing. 245 00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:32,460 And since you and Edna ain't married, I guess you just got a swamp thing. 246 00:14:33,820 --> 00:14:35,600 Brown, I need your help. 247 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,820 I need to put her down easy. 248 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:39,860 Shut up, Colonel. You gonna put her down? 249 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:47,240 Are you going to use the people, doctor? I'm talking about me. I mean, Edna is 250 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,360 the only one that makes my heart skip a beat. 251 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:54,560 And so does pork rind. But I don't see you running down the aisle with them. 252 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,480 Oh, you idiot. 253 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,700 Wow. 254 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:04,180 Dinner is served. 255 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,200 Yes. Oh, that smells great. 256 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:08,300 I don't say that about my food. 257 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,760 That's because your food always just smells. 258 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:13,740 Well, 259 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:17,300 we don't know what you're here for. Come in here and grab him stuff. 260 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,780 Mr. Brown, you can't treat Ethan like that. 261 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,120 He's special. 262 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,400 You are so in. 263 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,940 Kids, how about you sit at the kids' table? 264 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,720 Okay, I'll check on you later. 265 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:33,940 No, you won't have to check on him later because you'll be sitting right beside 266 00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:35,140 him. Go to the kids' table. 267 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,280 No, I'm not a kid. Why do I have to sit at the kids' table? 268 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,360 All right. For everybody who's ever watched Soul Train, raise your hand. 269 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,900 What? Soul train. The hippest trip around. 270 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,400 Let's sit with the kids. That's what I thought. 271 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,220 Uh, Nilo, you don't have to go. You cooked food. 272 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,579 Me, hi. 273 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,580 Same thing. 274 00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:00,420 Okay, Mr. Branson. Lead us in grace. 275 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:04,240 Okay. Everybody hold hands and bow your heads and let's pray. 276 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,260 Praise the Lord. 277 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:10,740 Yes, praise him. 278 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,320 Uh, Lord. 279 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,700 Bless those people whose village was burned down by Colonel Neal. 280 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:20,920 And Lord, help her get her blue coat, because we all know that's the only 281 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,520 she came down here in America to try to get that. In Jesus' name, amen. 282 00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,120 Amen. Amen. 283 00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:26,420 Amen. 284 00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:30,160 Okay, let's dig in. Okay, what you got? 285 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:36,580 Collard greens and yams. Fried chicken and catfish. 286 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,060 What? 287 00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,990 Black eyed peas, mac and cheese. 288 00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:45,030 And cornbread. 289 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:46,530 Sir, 290 00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:48,630 this food is from your country? 291 00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:51,630 No, this food is more like from the country. 292 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:54,250 You're so funny and brown, my clown. 293 00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:58,970 Okay, you know, you got one more time to put your hands on me like that. 294 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:01,950 Knee high. 295 00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:03,010 It's so wide. 296 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:04,810 I tell you, that looks incredible. 297 00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:07,589 Oh, Mr. Brown, I'll make you a plate. Yeah, fix me a plate, Cora. 298 00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:08,950 You're going to fix my plate? 299 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,770 Well, I guess I will. Here you go, Cleo. 300 00:17:12,349 --> 00:17:18,030 I've been waiting to do this for a long time. Oh, thank you. That right there, 301 00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:19,250 that's a good woman. 302 00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:21,810 Those greens are full of salt. 303 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:27,869 Those yams are too sweet, full of sugar. And you better not touch that fried 304 00:17:27,869 --> 00:17:28,870 food. 305 00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:31,870 Uh, Colonel. 306 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,340 It's a big old pot of barley and nothing in there you can have. Go get it. 307 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,580 I have an announcement to make. 308 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,120 Well, I have something to say also. 309 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:42,560 No, Cleo, don't do it. No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't... I'm not going to 310 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,560 move Edna. 311 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:48,920 What? What the... I got your note. What note? 312 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,320 Are there any more black -eyed peaslips? 313 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:55,160 Somebody's going to get a black eye up in here. 314 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:59,080 Woman of my dreams, we should be together. 315 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,520 Be my lady. 316 00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:02,110 What? 317 00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:03,370 What? 318 00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:09,150 Round one. Let's get this thing going. Hey, someone's stealing my line. I wrote 319 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,150 that note to Brianna. 320 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:15,990 He wrote that note for Brianna. What? So you didn't write to know. How do you 321 00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:17,210 explain you and Mr. 322 00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:19,770 Kneehide dancing in the kitchen? 323 00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:22,010 What? Round two. 324 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:25,030 No, no, no. That was just a little innocent thing. 325 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:28,030 Very innocent. I can't believe you. 326 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:30,570 Wait, Miss Anna, wait. 327 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,080 Edna! Edna! 328 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:33,660 Edna! Let's get it on! 329 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,320 Cleo! Cleo! Cleo! 330 00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:40,460 Mm -hmm. 331 00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:43,560 Boy, I thought you don't stick your fingers up enough. 332 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:45,240 Didn't that feel in a home frame? 333 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,560 You can read and write at a college level. 334 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,280 I thought you were special. 335 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,340 I think you're special, too. 336 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:57,760 Oh, get away from me. I thought you rode the short bus and had a helmet. You 337 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,760 lied to me. 338 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,920 from them college greens. 339 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:08,520 Joaquin, you... There you go. Thank you, Joaquin. 340 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:13,400 You mean this whole time you're only gonna make me a dash kid because you 341 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,400 my sister? 342 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:16,640 Yeah. I thought you were smart. 343 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,600 I think it's time for you to go. 344 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,500 What about being a dash kid? 345 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,560 Is everybody in the club like you? 346 00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:23,780 Of course. 347 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,600 Then no thanks. 348 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:27,220 You're lost. 349 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,130 You know, I could have shown you the Milky Way. 350 00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:34,610 First of all, I like Snickers. 351 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:38,290 Secondly, nobody uses my little brother but me. 352 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,510 Yeah, indeed. 353 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:40,870 Get out. 354 00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:44,370 Eve, can you believe this? 355 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,630 Damn, that ain't even real catfish. 356 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:48,990 That's eel. 357 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:50,710 Eel? 358 00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:15,210 First place, shoot. Sorry for all the confusion. 359 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,590 I just wanted to see an old friend. 360 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:23,830 Is that what you're here for? Well, I'm opening a new restaurant in Atlanta. 361 00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:26,710 Mihai's Soul Food. 362 00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:29,150 Mihai's Soul Food. 363 00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:34,290 And you guys are invited to eat there any time you like. Well, we may show up, 364 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:35,850 but it's off limits. 365 00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:37,209 For the Colonel. 366 00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:41,130 Oh, but then don't be like that. No, it's his bad heart, and he can't take 367 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:43,510 that rich food. And he knows that. 368 00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:44,890 And she's right. 369 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,010 And that's why I love her. 370 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:51,150 She not only gives me what I need, but what I want. 371 00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:54,370 Oh, I'm so happy for you both. 372 00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:58,830 You two go together like eel and sweet potatoes. 25754