All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s04e31 The Product Party

Oh, baby.

Oh, that smells great.

All right.

What did you do?

I made egg, bacon, and cheese grits.

Cheese grits? Mm -hmm. Oh, baby, what
happened to the car? No, no, no. Where

the kids?

Everything's fine.

Can't a husband just make breakfast for
his beautiful wife without there being

any ulterior motives?

No.

What did you do?

You're gonna love these eggs. All right?

Try.

Mmm.

Mmm. Right?

Yeah.

Oh, these are so good.

Mm -hmm.

Whitby, try these grit.

Mmm. Oui.

Yeah. Here. Ugh.

Oh, here, let me keep some more. There
you go.

Yeah.

You know, speaking of bachelor parties,
Anthony's is tonight.

There it is.

Baby, is that why you waited to serve me
those grits?

Uh -uh. No, no. See, I'm only going to
swing through for a minute.

Well, that better be the only thing
that's swinging through there, okay?

That's funny.

But really, uh...

Can I go?

So how many nasty, dirty strippers gonna
be there, huh?

Um... Ooh, uh, nasty, dirty... Just one.

Just one.

Um, but I don't even care about that.

You're the only nasty, dirty stripper
for me, baby.

Baby, you know what? Just stop, okay?

All right? You are a grown man, and you
can do whatever you want.

But you gotta remember what you're
coming home to.

Mm -hmm. All right.

And, um, speaking of that, why don't you
refresh my memory?

No, man.

My cheese grits getting cold.

I'll be quick.

Then hell no!

you die, you are dead.

If you don't know the Lord, when you
die, you are dead.

If you don't know the Lord, when you
die, you are dead. You're dead. You're

dead. Dead.

You're dead.

Dead. Oh, I like that. That song sits in
my spirit. What you doing, Daisy?

I'm updating my family Bible.

Oh, really?

What is that, the Old Testament?

Let me see that.

Oh, Adam and Daisy.

You are, Mr. Brown, but it's very
important to update one's family tree

posterity. You know, I went and got my
posterity check.

Lord, they scoped me down. I didn't like
that too much.

Well, you'll like this. This is my great
-great -great -grandfather Whitney.

He came over from Ireland.

Really? Well, he was asked to leave
because he drank too much. Oh. You know,

got Irish relatives.

Really? Yeah, the, uh, O 'Jackson's.
They, they sharpened it to the O 'Jays.

They, they, they were, they were living
in places. Yes, yes.

Well, this is my great, great, great
Aunt Abigail Whitney.

She was a dancer. Yeah, uh, was she
professional?

Yes, when she wasn't dancing.

She had to pay the rent.

Oh.

Now, did you say the Whitney's? Yes.

I got Whitney's in my... family. No.
Yes, in the Brown Bible. I read this all

the time. Just try to make sure I keep
reading.

Yeah, right here.

Whitney's running my family, too. See,
we got Uncle Hezekiah Bo -Ditley Whitney

right here. There he is.

Well, Abigail Whitney was the great
-grandmother of Eli Whitney, who

the cotton gin.

Shut up!

My Uncle Hezekiah invented gin and
juice.

Where you say your family from?

Savannah. Savannah?

My great -great -great -uncle Silas
Brown was the first one to end Savannah.

had a Silas Brown in our family, too.

No. And Silas begat Jacob.

And Jacob begat Percival. And Percival
begat Emmett.

Cousin!

Wait, wait.

This don't mean you're going to begat a
family discount.

Hey, you scared me.

So how was that bachelor party, huh?

Um... I think it was cool.

It was cool? Yeah, but I got bored.

I'm going to bed. You coming?

Baby, baby, wait.

You're not going to give me any detail?

Nothing? Come on, I'm cool like that.
I'm your wifey. Oh, right. Okay.

Um, uh...

It, um, you know, beer, poker.

You played some strip poker? Well, the
strippers did, and they lost.

Yeah, they kept losing.

And then they kept losing, and they lost
again.

Really? Really? No, actually, I'm just
playing. Everybody left their clothes

Honey, there is no need for you to get
defensive, because I trust you. Well,

that's good, because I'm trustworthy.

That is so awesome.

That's beautiful.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

So why are you sweating?

Yeah.

Nah, man, I was just messing with you.

I thought I was really sweating.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yeah. But you know, the entire time I
was there watching those strippers, I

thinking about you.

Baby, that don't sound right.

Oh, no, that doesn't sound right. No, it
doesn't.

Okay, the entire time I was there
ignoring them strippers. Uh -huh.

I was thinking about you. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. All right. Okay.

All right.

You know, because that was Anthony's
bachelor party. Anthony's bachelor

For Anthony.

I was just there for support.

Well, baby, I am just glad you had a
good time. I really am. Good. Yeah. I

there for Anthony and left before the
show even started. Oh, you did?

So you only played cards.

That was it.

That was it?

Well, why don't I take you upstairs?

And maybe I can put on a show for you.

25,

30, 45, 60, 65, 70, 75. All you around
my base is O -U -T, out.

Mr. Brown, what are you doing? Oh, I'm
playing hide and seek with my cousin

Daisy.

This is our base.

Your cousin Daisy?

Yes. Are you sure we're related to her?

Yeah, Cora, that's what the family Bible
say. How else are you going to explain

it? Cora, we have relatives that date
all the way back to my great -great

-uncle Tyler.

Uncle... Dave!

Now, Daisy, you know that was cheating.
Cora was distracting me.

Distracting, Mr.

Brown. Now, don't you think you two are
taking this a little too far?

No. No, we just making up for lost time.
Ain't that right, cousin?

That's right, cousin.

Yeah. All this time, I thought we had a
little Indian in our blood, Corrin. And

it was a dollop of daisy. And I had a
little bit of brownie.

Excuse me. I hate to interrupt your
rainbow reunion.

But you two may not be blood related.

What are you saying?

See, Corrin, every time two countries
try to get together and pull it

somebody got to come mess it up.

You newt.

You just evil.

Mr. Brown, you know it's customary for
the slaves to take on the slave owner's

name?

The witness didn't have no slaves.
Slaves? We didn't have slaves. We had

employees.

They even had their own quarters out
back.

I believe they were immigrants.

Barbara, is she saying that the
Browns... Mr. Brown, Miss Daisy's family

our family.

No, no, there's no way.

You know what? I... want my reparation
and i want it now oh mr brown no

david you are dead to me mr brown you
don't understand my family

voted for lincoln twice what is

going on family squabble between them
two yes okay i don't even want to know

All right, take care, y 'all. I'm off to
the hospital. All right, see you

tonight. All right.

Maybe we can play doctor again.

Oh.

You sick?

I got the cure there.

Y 'all gonna stop making all that noise
next to my room.

Young love, so innocent, so pure.

Yep. Y 'all take a video?

Yes, y 'all so affectionate this
morning. What's the occasion?

No, no, no, no, baby. I'm sorry, but I
do not kiss and tell.

That's why you need a video.

Okay, so look.

Will went to his bachelor party last
night. Will, will you let him go?

Well, why wouldn't I? I trust my
husband.

And she should.

Will is one of the good ones.

Yeah, he's a good one.

At home.

Miss Edna, what are you talking about?

Well, you have your steak on wheel, and
a gentle breakfast in

bed, and then you have your bachelor
party wheel on wild and nasty strippers

bed.

Miss Edna. Miss Edna, wheel is not like
that. Uh -huh. Okay, and honey, why

would he go for some hamburger when he
has got a fine piece of steak at home?

That's right, baby.

Call me baby, baby.

Some men prefer strip steak.

Oh, man, Will must have forgot his cell
phone.

Oh, looks like an opportunity to me.

Don't listen to her.

The road to hell is paved by Edna.

You gonna look at that?

No, Miss Edna, I'm not gonna look at it.

Okay, that text message is for Will, and
that's his own private business.

Well, when he married you, you took over
his business.

I think you need to look at this. I
think you need to trust him. Ladies,

Okay, Will doesn't have anything to
hide.

Then what do you have to lose?

All right, Miss Edna.

I'm going to prove it to her, okay? My
husband doesn't have anything to hide.

anybody knows everything about their
mate, it is me.

Okay?

All right.

I'll read it.

Um... It was nice meeting you last
night.

A little louder.

Here's more of what you asked for.

X, X, X... Cinnamon.

And now there's a video that's coming
up.

Now that chick did it right. She took a
video.

a text message. Corrie, that ain't no
text message. That's a video.

Now look, there's a logical explanation
for this. Yeah, he's a man.

Miss Edna, this is not time for jokes,
okay? I don't know what to do about

Well, first you pray.

Oh, Lord.

That's a good start right there. That's
a good start.

Honey, I want you to take the... First
of all, you take that man. You sit that

man down and you say, Lord, I need you
to help me work this...

Sasha, nothing ever happens, Sasha.

You're the only stripper for me, Sasha.

Yes. For better or for worse, Sasha. Oh,
this is worse. Wait a minute. Wait,

wait. Hold it, hold it. I'm not him.

Sit down, baby. Sit down. Let the devil
use you like that.

Okay. Look, guys.

I am going to have to confront him. All
right? I've got to see what he's got to

say about it. No, no, no. You can't
confront him that direct.

Yeah. Well, why not?

Because you went through his phone.

But he is guilty.

And so are you.

Oh, God, what am I going to do? What am
I supposed to do?

You're going to bother him.

Miss Setna. Miss Setna.

All right.

You give him a little hint.

Yeah. Most men, when they do something
wrong, really want to tell you about it.

Oh, yeah, well, that's the only way you
can get the truth out of a man.

Not a one of my husbands came clean
unless I gave him a little

Don't you listen to her, baby. I want
you to hold on to God's unchanging hand.

You're a Christian woman.

Watch the man. He'll hold you down.

And keep your neck pinned to the ground.
Mr. Brown, can I talk to you?

No, I'm studying about the man.

The Emancipation Proclamation?

Yes. I have you to know we were
constipated in 1863.

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how much
money your family owed mine for all that

hard work we did. Oh, Mr. Brown.

I'm talking about a firm... of action.
That's what I want, action.

Mr. Brown, you have to talk to me about
this. I ain't got to do nothing.

I ain't got to talk to you. You don't
own me.

I didn't want my family to buy your
family.

Oh, so my family ain't good enough for y
'all now.

Sometimes you are just as stubborn as a
mule.

Well, speaking of mules, where's my 40
acres and my mule?

Where's my mule at? I want my mule and I
want it now.

What is all this talking about?

I'm being oppressed by the man. I'm
sorry, by the one man.

Would you two please calm down?

Oh, tell that to Mr. Brown.

He's the one with the one -man march.

Power to the people.

Hey, look, both of y 'all, come sit
down.

I ain't sitting down by her.

Come sit down.

You sit down first. You sit down first.
You don't know me.

Oh, we'll sit together. We're equal.

All right, on three.

One, two, three.

Tell me what to do.

Now, listen. Okay, while y 'all having
your uncivil war, I've been doing some

research.

Apparently, our great -great -uncle
Silas was a free man, and he ran away

Miss Daisy's great -great -great -aunt,
Abigail.

Well, Abigail's name should have been
Jezebel.

No, Mr. Brett.

They got married, and they lived
together in Paris for the rest of their

So, we're the descendants of their
children. Yes, it seems so.

So, my family never owned your family?

No. Does this mean I can't get my mule?

I just named that mule Maria.

What?

Stop talking about my mother.

Hey,

baby doll.

What's up?

What's for dinner?

I don't know, baby. What were you
expecting?

Cinnamon rolls?

Uh, no.

But, uh, don't worry about it. I'll just
make a sandwich or something.

How was your day?

Oh, it was great.

I had myself a long talk with Miss Edna
and Cora.

God and the devil.

Really? What were y 'all doing? Having
church?

You know.

Actually, we were having a long
discussion about men.

Oh.

Sweet. So, uh, did you talk about me?

Yeah, well, believe it or not, we sure
did.

About how low, down, and dirty you could
be. That's what we talked about.

I thought you liked what we did last
night.

Wait a minute.

You sound upset.

I'm a little confused, so let me rewind.
I woke up this morning, came down here,

breakfast, kissed you goodbye, you
flirted with me a little bit, I went to

came back, but now you got an attitude.

Oh, so I...

Yeah. Okay, you ever thought that maybe
there is a reason that I have an

attitude? Huh?

How about you check this out?

What's that?

A cell phone.

Oh, you want to be funny?

You want to be funny.

Okay.

What, you want to upgrade?

I'm not mad about the phone. I am mad
about what is on that phone.

What, numbers?

You going to play dumb?

You're going to stand there and you're
going to lie to my face.

Well, cool. Why don't we play a game?
Huh?

It is called Dial the Digits.

Huh?

We're going to see who's got the last
laugh. This one, okay. Hold up. One.

Oh, we'll see in just a minute. How
about that?

Oh! Oh!

Is that a ring you got here?

Is that a ring?

Oh! Oh, you know what? I think it is. I
know it is.

Oh, well, I'm going to... You are
just... You don't know how much hot

are in. I am going to hurt you.

Hello.

Sasha?

Hi, honey.

How you doing?

Yeah. This is your husband, Will.

I'm sorry.

Are you apologizing for not trusting me?
Because you thought Anthony's phone was

my phone?

And obviously you don't trust your
husband because you went through his

looking at text messages.

Huh? I'm sorry, is that your face
cracking in the background?

Come on, baby, I thought you trusted me.

Oh, baby, I did.

Okay, I do trust you, but it's just that
I was looking and I... Hey.

I went to the party, okay?

Anthony drank too much, so I grabbed his
phone and his keys and I drove him home

like the responsible man you married.

Baby, I know.

Okay? I trust you. It's just that Miss
Edna was telling me that I should...

Edna? Oh, God. You were talking to the
devil.

Honey, I'm gonna make this up to you,
okay? I'm so sorry. I really do trust

okay? And I can't believe that I
didn't... I don't know why I did it.

I'll never do it again. I promise.

Okay?

I don't know.

Call me later, and I'll see.

No, no, no, no, no!

Wait! Baby, wait!

Come on, so you can be in a family
portrait.

I'm coming.

Come on, boy.

I've got a date. I've got to get there
before his wife gets back.

Okay, wait a minute. No, that's too much
pink over here. You've got to break it

up. Get some color right here. Here we
go. Are you ready?

Yes. All right, all right.

Reparation on three.

One, two, three.

Reparation.