All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s04e30 The Campers

Hey, everybody.

Sorry we had to meet in here, but you
know they're improving our teacher's

lounge. They need to be improving our
paychecks.

All right, everybody, let's get started.

All right, first thing is we need more
teachers to stay after school for

detention.

Why? I didn't do nothing wrong.

To tutor.

What's little Johnny going to learn at 4
o 'clock that he didn't learn at 2 .15?

Man, you crazy.

I'm just saying, you know.

Any volunteers?

Oh, good.

Look, look, look, look, look, look.

Looks good, don't it? It sure does.

I just want to grab you.

About all I say you want.

Man, please.

You ain't said nothing but a word.

Oh, two smokes out of you.

I'm talking about food.

What was you talking about?

Oh.

Man,

you must be out of your mind.

I was out of my mind in her house last
night.

Really? Really.

Miss Mitchell. Miss Mitchell showed me
her lesson plan.

Brother got a phone call.

Wait a minute.

I heard you loud and clear. Play up.
Yeah.

Dirty talk.

All over my desk.

Real punchy.

I need to go to the office to pick up
the surveys. Anybody need anything from

the cafeteria?

Coffee, tea?

Home training?

Could you bring me back some sugar?

How'd you use that sugar you spilled all
over my desk?

She got your number.

Oh, yeah.

She knows me.

She like you anyway, huh?

You must be putting it down.

Oh, man, a gentleman never kisses and
tells.

You need to tell me that y 'all know.
No, no, no, no, no.

I'm not saying that.

I do what needs to be done.

Excuse me, teachers.

And I do use that very lightly.

My keen eyes have been spotting a few
things that's going on around this

here.

Like your shirt's unbuttoned?

Don't hate on me because I'm too sexy
for this shirt.

I've been working in.

But anyway, get back on the subject.

I've been spotting a few things that
have been going on here that are

to what the contrary calls for.

This is a no smoking zone.

There will be no smoking.

You know who I'm talking to.

I don't know why.

time you come from break you smell like
smoking meat walking around smelling

like meat looking like smut speaking of
smeat uh

mac fatty i found these dice in your
office what you got to say about that

that's a six week suspension man i play
board games with my players it teaches

us teamwork what you need to teach them
is how to catch pounds that's what you

need to be teaching somebody

Why are you always trying to be so hard,
man?

You better get out of my face. That's
what you better... Boy, I started

You don't know me. You knew. Who are
you?

And anyway, I seen you drinking.

I seen you outside getting your drink
on. You a cacaholic? You a cacaholic?

That's an energy drink. You know, it
keeps me in good spirits.

Boy, I ain't no keep no spirit up in no
can with that ugly sweater on.

Looking like you looking.

I'm going to get on out here. I ain't
got time to babysit you heathens.

I got to get to my real job where I make
some real money.

You need to come to church, little old
fake Elder Borch. And I bring Elder

Lodge, too.

You, him, and Latoya. Y 'all make y 'all
R &B groups.

Home number and cell number.

Get in there and show a little bit of my
swag.

What is it?

They can't resist.

That's probably how you got core, right?
No, no, no, no, no. Core is different.

Ah, yeah.

The choir is going to be ladies in the
streets and freaks in the sheets, right?

before you make me burn myself with this
hot tea.

Okay.

Man, that tea front don't work.

All right, you guys. The school board
wants us to complete these surveys on

we feel about teachers' recertification.

Oh, that's easy.

is just sweet like that. And you got a
nice smile, Cora. Well, thank you. I

a lot to smile about. I bet you do.

Shut up. I don't hate the player,
brother. I hate the game.

My first day.

Well, if you don't want it to be your
last, you better know the rules.

And the rules are, oh, be on time.

Be nice to the patients.

And never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever wake me when I'm on break.

Or wet my hair.

Look, I'm just trying to do a good job,
okay?

Because you never get a second chance to
make a first impression.

Yes, you do. If you got your cousin's ID
and social security number.

Derek, there you are, lost and on the
job already.

Get somewhere and work. No, I... I want
nothing.

Now, I told you I did a lot to get you
this job so you can get some extra money

you say you need. Oh, speaking of money,
I can give you back that 50.

Shut up. Give it here then.

Okay, Derek, this is a 10.

Well, I had to get gas and a haircut.

I'm glad you didn't need to get nothing
else.

Actually, I do.

I need lunch money.

You ain't good for nothing.

Anyway, let's get started.

Now, being a janitor takes years of hard
work and dedication.

So you need to be dedicated. So what you
should do is follow me and do as I do.

Mr. B, I really appreciate this job.

I already cleaned this counter.

We'll see about that.

Boy, there's enough dirt on here to
plant a potato.

That's impossible.

I cleaned that. With what, dirt?

Would you guys take this noise down to
ICU?

It's always so quiet down there. It's
like they're in a coma or something.

Okay, obviously I'm going to have to
teach you my ways. My way is the right

ways.

Okay, look.

First you take your bottle and you spray
it.

Then you get down on it like you really
want it. And you got to make your body

become a buffer. You start buffing that
thing and making your body. Look how I'm

buffetizing it. You see that thing? And
get that body buffing in there like

that. And that's right. And you got to
make it go fast. And then you turn it

like that. That's how you do it. You got
to.

Don't hate, Mr. B.

All right, we have different styles.
Besides, you're not my boss.

Well, he could be. You know Delgado got
fired.

Shut up! What?

What? What? What?

Yep. So the position of sanitation
superintendent is open.

Shut up. So they hired?

Mm -hmm. And anybody can apply?

That job is good as mine. How's it
going? Uh -uh. Not so fast, old man.

I'm good and I'm quick.

You don't want to mess with me when it
comes to janitorializing.

Boy, I smoke you like a Thanksgiving
turkey.

You don't want to do it?

I'll bring it on.

You're the best janitor wing.

That's what I thought. You ain't ready
to clean with me.

By the way, how did Del Gatto get fired?

I reported him for sleeping on the job.

Social committee?

Yeah, hey, a few of us teachers after
the meeting got together and said we

should have a little mixer, you know. I
like to mix it up. You know we need

somebody to organize it. Give me the
pen. All right.

Ah, a little after school activity. We
can use that. Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

You know what, Cora, I got to admit.

First time I saw you walking around
these halls, I thought you were, uh,

up.

a lot of fun.

You know what? Maybe you and Reggie
could double date with me and one of my

friends.

Sure, that would be great. You know, I
love going to church and movies and

museums. And me and Reggie love playing.

Yeah, I heard you like to play.

Excuse me, what?

Reggie told me that, uh, sometimes y
'all... Come again?

Maybe don't, maybe not.

He said what?

I'm sorry, Cora. Did I embarrass you?
Embarrass me? No. When my slip fell

my solo on first Sunday, that was
embarrassing.

This is mad. Cora, me and Reggie was
just talking noise. You know how guys

Yes, I know how guys are, but what that
have to do with Reggie? Okay, Cora, calm

down. Calm down? I'm calming up.

Listen, it ain't like none of us is
virgins, right?

Huh?

Wait a minute. You tell me Reggie is a
virgin?

The coach ain't never scored. What up,
Darnay?

to talk to you. Oh, yeah. I need to talk
to you, too. Did you know that they

changed today from Sloppy Joe Day to
Taco Day?

Did you tell Donna that we were... You
know. What?

Did you tell Donna that we've been
having sex?

Oh. Oh.

Look here.

You see, what had happened was... It
ain't nothing funny. It ain't nothing

funny. You said it, didn't you? You did.
You said it. No, of course. We was just

talking, and he assumed...

Nothing? Nothing? You should have said
something. You know me and you ain't

never had no sex.

We're not going to have no sex until we
get married.

That's what you should have told him.

Hey, look.

I don't know why you make it such a big
deal. I make it a big deal because you

let Darnielle think that we were just so
you could look cool.

No matter how it made me look. Whoa.

It makes you look cool, too.

I mean, you did all this magnificence
right here.

Well, anyway, I mean, as long as we know
the truth.

Well, it's important to me. And I would
think it's important to you, too.

Get out of my place. Get out.

What, are you bitching in here?

Hey, short timer, get your own section.
I'm buffing this side.

I already got this section. This was my
section. Section 4, you got here, so go

buff that end of the house. I already
buffed that end.

Hey, are y 'all arguing again?

Hey, hey, buff daddy and lazy.

Relax. I'm buff daddy.

I'm lazy, and you can't... Wait a
minute. How you get finished that fast?

Yeah, I came in early, emptied the
trash, I cleaned all the windows, and I

replaced the vacuum cleaner bag twice.

I'm buffing here. I've been buffing
here, and I'm going to continue to buff

here. So why don't you get the buff out
of here?

you just work this out like two grown
men that man wears footsie pajamas and i

wear well you know what i tell you what
we're gonna do we're gonna go back to

back and we're gonna face each other
then we're gonna take three pesos that

and the one that get back to the spot
first get the bus now this is just like

my family reunion except without the gun
why

I want this superintendent job, okay,
and I'm putting my best butt forward.

But I just cleaned the table then.

I did it.

Well, I cleaned the chairs. I did it.

I bet you you didn't do the magazine.

Did you do the magazine?

I bet you you didn't do it. Did you do
this? I bet you ain't done none of the

magazines, did you? Did you do any of
the magazines? I bet you you didn't

no magazines, did you?

Brown, look, if you still want to do
something, you can always wash my car.

I'm surprised Derek ain't already did it
for you.

Actually, I did.

I hope you choke on a trash bag.

So, I hear you're a shoo -in for the
job.

Really? Yep, I heard it in personnel.

Brown's gonna be crushed.

Oh, you should let me tell him. Can I
tell him?

What's wrong with you?

Hey,

um, boo -boo.

Did you really wash my car?

Get real, Renee.

I had a student say, Miss Simmons, you
can't fail me because of no child left

behind. I said, if you don't get out of
my face, you won't have no behind left

child.

Can I speak to you for a minute in
private?

Well, what couldn't wait till later? Oh,
we can't wait.

Well, what's so important you couldn't
wait?

How could you do this?

Do what?

Hey, Reggie, how's the weather over
there in Virginia?

Everybody out!

Okay. We'll be in the Virgin Islands if
you need us.

Get out!

Okay, brother, calm down. Have it your
way.

All right. Oh, wait. You ain't never had
it no way. I forgot.

Don't act like that. Come on, girl. How
you doing?

Let me holler at you. Back up, please.

What is wrong with you?

So you happy now?

What are you talking about?

You told Darnell that I was a virgin!

I did not! Ted don't know that you were
a virgin.

Well, just tell everybody now.

What? I didn't say that to him.

Then what would he say?

Well, maybe during our conversation he
just assumed it and I didn't say

different. Because?

Because I wanted you to see how it felt
for somebody to say things about you

that weren't true.

But this is different.

Well, how is this different? This is
about me.

Why are you getting so upset?

So what if he thinks you're a virgin?

It's not like it's true.

What the hell are you laughing for? Hold
up, man. I'm not laughing. I just... I

think that's something to be proud of.

Oh, no. Not when you've been trying for
all these years.

I'm a failure.

A man's virtue is just as precious as a
woman's. No, it's not.

It is.

You made a choice and you stuck with it.
No, I didn't.

I never got chosen.

I chose you.

And I want you to honor what I chose for
myself.

But...

I mean, Cory, you're a widow.

So, you know, you already did this, you
mop -a -doo -mank man.

Yes, but until I marry again, I'll be
seven.

I don't know how you do it. I don't do
it. I get by with a good book and a good

peach cobbler. And I'm not ashamed.

And you shouldn't be ashamed either.

I'm sorry, Cory, I'm not ashamed.

Really? Well, maybe a little.

I'm sorry, too, but maybe Dornier didn't
tell everybody.

Maybe.

Ooh, Miss Harrison. Come here. Come
here, come here, come here.

Yeah, you smell like old perfume and
gout.

You smell like pout.

Here.

Get it on.

Girl,

what you got up there?

Uh,

Renee. Yep.

You see something on my shirt?

Uh, yeah, breakfast.

No, not that. I'm talking about the
shiny part.

You see it?

Super intended.

Yes. Where'd you steal that from?

I didn't steal it, man. They gave me
this when I got the job.

You got the job instead of Derek?

Mm -hmm.

Did you kill Derek?

I didn't kill him. I'm right here.

Oh. Good morning, Mr. Brown.

Hey, hey, hey, Derek. I bet you won't
say I ain't the boss of you now.

Bam, look at that. You ain't the boss of
me. You a lie.

I am the sanitation superintendent, a .k
.a. the man in charge.

Big Daddy.

The Big Buffer. Watch me buffer, baby.

Congratulations,

Mr. B.

Don't try to butter me up now, trying to
get all up in my face. Get to work. I'm

the supervisor around here. I'm about to
go back here and do what supervisors

do.

Nothing.

I'm the supervisor around here.

I can't believe they gave Brown the job
over you. Look, I told him not to

consider me for the position because,
you know, I'm in school and...

The hours are too demanding.

Oh,

you ain't fooling me.

You got a heart.

You gave up that job, didn't you? Oh,
you're so cool.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you're such a punk.

Oh, come on, man up.

I thought you got some tattoos and
bullet wounds on your neck. A little

under your eye.

I'm going to graduate.

Do you even know what that is?

I'm going to go on to bigger and better
things.

This is all that Mr. B had.

All right.

Don't miss out on free jello, rubber
gloves.

Yeah, I like to entertain.

Ultimately, I think I did the right
thing.

I just want to set the record straight.

I did not have relations with that
woman.

I never slept with Cora.

And the second thing I want to say is,
I'm a virgin, and I'm proud of it.

I'm a virgin.

Oh, tell me, do you want to tell me
something?

Yeah, I wanted to clear the air.

All right, shoot.

Magic was a better pastor than Kobe
would ever be.

And you know what? We can go to L .A.
and watch him play.

Yeah, we can fly on Virgin Airlines.

We can listen to Madonna. I think she's
with Virgin Records.

What is this made out of?

Virgin Bulls? What is that?

You know, you are beautiful.