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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:03,410 Come on out of there. 2 00:00:03,790 --> 00:00:04,910 Come on. 3 00:00:06,130 --> 00:00:08,050 Oh, a corner. I got to look. 4 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:12,490 Come on. Come on. Come on. Mr. Brown, why are you attacking that lotion 5 00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:13,449 It's empty. 6 00:00:13,450 --> 00:00:15,650 It's playing hard to get, Cory. It's something, isn't it? 7 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:18,710 From the looks of those rusted knees, I say the lotion is winning. 8 00:00:19,330 --> 00:00:21,490 That's a double, Cory. That's a double. All right, buddy. 9 00:00:21,890 --> 00:00:24,070 Well, I bought a new bottle yesterday. I'll go get it for you. 10 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:26,490 Uh -uh, Cory. That'd be like admitting defeat. 11 00:00:27,550 --> 00:00:28,810 Defeat is what needs the lotion. 12 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,740 Walking around like it's Ash Wednesday. 13 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,640 Yeah, there goes something, Corby. I told you there was something in there. 14 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:39,940 Oh, who is this? 15 00:00:40,060 --> 00:00:44,220 See, Corby, you young people are wasteful. I know it's some ashy, hungry 16 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:46,560 in the world looking for this lotion that could use it. 17 00:00:49,380 --> 00:00:50,740 Corby, I can't. 18 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:52,860 Just come in. I'll bring it. 19 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,140 Ooh, doggy. 20 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:58,960 Ooh, dog. 21 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,320 You. 22 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,280 Must be Uncle Brown. 23 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,100 Oh, give me some, baby. Give me some. 24 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,440 Oh, you're just welcome. 25 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:12,360 Cozette Sasha told me you were sharp as a tack. Oh, what's that tacky? 26 00:01:12,980 --> 00:01:16,600 Anyways, I am Dorothy Jean Johnson. 27 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:22,620 Okay, and I'm Leroy S. Brown, and the S stands for Sasha ain't here right now. 28 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:24,740 Oh, 29 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:28,760 Cozette Sasha told me you was just a good buddy. 30 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,260 Oh, what's that buddy looking? 31 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:32,820 Oh, I don't know. 32 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:39,020 You did your job. You need to get that fixed. 33 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,820 Here you go, Mr. Brown. 34 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,100 All right. 35 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:45,980 Carl? 36 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,780 Oh, Charles! 37 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:54,380 You still look as pretty as a half -in -eight. 38 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:58,160 Dorothy, what brings you to town? The auto show. 39 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,640 Did you say auto show? 40 00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:02,610 Auto show. 41 00:02:02,730 --> 00:02:04,690 Girl, you put the K in country. 42 00:02:04,930 --> 00:02:10,310 Yeah, you see, Cousin Sasha told me to stop on by whenever I was in town. Who? 43 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:13,070 How? Cousin Sasha. Oh, Cousin Sasha. 44 00:02:13,270 --> 00:02:13,948 Mm -hmm. 45 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:17,170 But, uh, Sugar Booger say she ain't here. 46 00:02:17,690 --> 00:02:20,730 Well, yeah, Sasha went to Houston for a conference. 47 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,630 Well, make that about a nothing. 48 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:24,710 What I'm gonna do now, huh? 49 00:02:25,010 --> 00:02:26,010 I got an idea. 50 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:30,170 Maybe you can hop back into General Lee and head back down to Mayberry. 51 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:31,410 You can do that. 52 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:33,180 She'll do no such thing, Mr. 53 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,860 Brown. Well, Sasha will be back tonight. You just stay here with us. 54 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:39,420 For real, though? 55 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:41,560 Oh, Cora, we ain't got no rules. 56 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,160 Thank you, baby. 57 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:47,960 Oh, thank you, Cora. Oh, my goodness. Now, don't you worry. 58 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:49,180 Don't you worry. 59 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,120 You see, I'm going to be as quiet. 60 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,800 expedition? 61 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:16,220 I don't know, but mine would have a sunroof, some rims. No, no, no, no, no. 62 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:19,740 Lewis and Clark didn't drive an expedition. They went on an expedition. 63 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:24,360 Why would they walk when they could drive a perfectly good SUV? 64 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:29,880 Brianna, why don't you save yourself the trouble and repeat after me? 65 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,820 Uh, excuse me, sir, paper or plastic? 66 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:34,900 No! 67 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:40,490 Sorry, you'll have to excuse my little brother. 68 00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:45,490 He's, uh... How do I say it? Er, um... Stupid! 69 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:47,370 No problem. 70 00:03:47,590 --> 00:03:51,810 It was either this or going to a yacht party with Usher Neo. 71 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:54,030 And you didn't invite us? 72 00:03:54,850 --> 00:03:56,110 I love Usher. 73 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:57,870 That was sarcasm. 74 00:03:58,370 --> 00:03:59,430 Oh, what does he think? 75 00:04:01,430 --> 00:04:03,070 Quit playing, Tracy. 76 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:04,810 I know you have some friends. 77 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:07,170 You probably even have a boyfriend. 78 00:04:09,030 --> 00:04:12,270 Or maybe a boy that's a friend. 79 00:04:13,030 --> 00:04:18,010 Or maybe some boys who have friends. 80 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:23,630 Wow. You really need to stop hanging around smart people. 81 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:25,310 At least that's why I'm here. 82 00:04:26,670 --> 00:04:27,970 Are you calling us dumb? 83 00:04:28,710 --> 00:04:29,710 No. 84 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:31,150 You're popular. 85 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:34,030 Boys like you. And we like boys. 86 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:37,950 That's kind of a given, Simone. 87 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:42,010 Just once, I want a boy to pick me and not my brain. 88 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:43,570 Well, we can help you with that. 89 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,970 You got some fairy dust in your purse? 90 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:48,890 Nah, it's just regular dust. 91 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:54,610 But I can give you a Brianna special makeover. 92 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:58,830 By the time I'm done with you, boys will be eating out of the palm of your hand. 93 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:01,390 Here she is! 94 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,860 but I don't wear them and think it made a difference. 95 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:25,180 Oh, it makes a difference. 96 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,760 I just posted her picture to my My Friends page. 97 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:31,440 Wow, 98 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,500 Brianna. I'm impressed. 99 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:41,580 You can do all of this, yet you can't tie your shoes without instructions. 100 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,600 That's why it's short. 101 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,900 Thank you so much. I feel so good. 102 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,960 Yeah, you look even better. 103 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,600 Yeah, you can thank me later, okay? 104 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:00,080 We just really have to get back to the studying. If Simone and I don't pass the 105 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,780 exam, we're going to be in summer school. 106 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:04,020 So where were we? 107 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:07,120 Oh, I think it was Louisiana? 108 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,820 Uh, we're in Atlanta. 109 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:11,960 God, you're dumb. 110 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,340 Do you guys mind? 111 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,080 Hello? 112 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,380 You saw the picture? 113 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:19,130 Yes, it's really me. 114 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:20,750 Thank you. 115 00:06:21,290 --> 00:06:22,430 Uh, now? 116 00:06:23,490 --> 00:06:24,490 He's there? 117 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:26,930 I can be there in 20 minutes. Bye. 118 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:29,090 I have to meet some friends at the mall. 119 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:32,070 I've never said that before. 120 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:33,430 I'm meeting friends at the mall. 121 00:06:34,010 --> 00:06:35,750 Oh, we can study tomorrow. 122 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:37,810 Uh, yeah. Oh, bye. 123 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:40,850 Oh, no. Take those off when you get to the mall, okay? 124 00:06:41,070 --> 00:06:42,070 Yeah. 125 00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,090 I think I created... 126 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,540 Come on, Dr. Griggs, hear me out. 127 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:55,820 I heard you, Will. Do you think you're the first doctor who said he had what it 128 00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:57,140 takes to become a cardiologist? 129 00:06:57,420 --> 00:06:59,980 I'm sure, but hey, I'm the real deal, okay? 130 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:05,320 I've lost plenty of hours. I spent my days off shadowing other surgeons, even 131 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,180 participated in my first transplant. 132 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,640 Really? What did you do? 133 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,420 Well, I held the cooler, but it's a start. 134 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,520 Hi, you ready? I am ready. 135 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:17,880 Hey, how you doing there, Mrs. Griggs? Fine, thank you. 136 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:21,620 Did I interrupt something? No, no, no. Young Dr. Brown here was just telling 137 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:25,820 Inviting you to my home for the best chicken cacciatore dinner ever. 138 00:07:26,820 --> 00:07:30,220 Really, for the last time, Will, I'm too busy. 139 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,320 Oh, too busy for a home -cooked meal? We should go. 140 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:38,200 Oh, Helen. If we go, I don't have to stand over a hot stove and tell 141 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,200 what to cook. 142 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:44,680 No, no buts. You always say you can only judge a man's character by how he 143 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,980 interacts at home. Let's go judge them. 144 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:48,420 It'll be fun. 145 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:49,600 Okay. Okay. 146 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,820 Fine. Okay, great, great. 147 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:55,880 Dinner at my house tonight. You can meet my beautiful wife, Sasha. 148 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,160 We'll talk. We'll play cards. 149 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:04,800 Okay, no cards. No cards. But I'll see you later. All right? Yes, tonight then. 150 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,660 And tell Susan that I said hi. Right, right. Sasha. 151 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,660 Whatever. All right. 152 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,020 Great. This is terrible. 153 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,980 Well, just calm down. I shall be home tomorrow. 154 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:18,960 That'll be too late. 155 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,820 Nephew, you ain't gonna never get that job. 156 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,040 I'm surprised they offered it to you anyway. 157 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:26,120 They know you done killed somebody. 158 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,040 Boy, they'll give a job to anybody. 159 00:08:29,380 --> 00:08:32,799 I'm telling you, Brie Brie. Fender is a word. 160 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,820 Thought you had me fooled. 161 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,980 I like what you did with your hair, baby. 162 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,100 Oh, okay. 163 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,760 I'm tapping out. What's the safe word, baby? 164 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:47,600 Go ahead and tap out. 165 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:49,260 Tap out, nephew. 166 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:51,180 What's the safe word? 167 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:53,460 Sasha? 168 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,080 Will? 169 00:08:55,680 --> 00:09:00,540 You might want to get that checked out. You might have a deviated septum. 170 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,220 Oh, please. My ma gave me this laugh. 171 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,420 Well, your ma need to get it back from you. 172 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:08,820 I'm glad it skipped Sasha. 173 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:10,500 I can't believe you two are cousins. 174 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:15,780 And it's hard to believe Cosette Sasha married a cupcake like you. 175 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:20,200 Girl, you're more country than a Friday night frog festival. 176 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:21,920 Thank you. 177 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,620 Now look, what I need to do is call Dr. Griggs and cancel. 178 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:28,480 Why? Well, I can make dinner and they can still come over tonight. 179 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:33,820 No, no, no, no, no, no. Dr. Griggs and his wife specifically are coming to have 180 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:34,860 dinner with me and Sasha. 181 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,900 Now I'll never be a cardiologist. 182 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,280 Can't never have nothing. 183 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,560 Don't worry, Cupcake. I mean, Will. 184 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,620 Everything will be fine. 185 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:52,440 Let me go say something bad about this boy's mama to take his mind off. 186 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,320 Will, your mama's an alcoholic. 187 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,000 Do you want to watch The Color Purple again? 188 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,100 No. 189 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,940 He's just upset. He made a very important dinner date, and if Sasha 190 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,000 there, he'll have to cancel. 191 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,440 We need Sasha. 192 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,220 Waxo. 193 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:16,780 Waxo. 194 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:22,460 You look great, Sasha. 195 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,440 Oh, thank you, baby. 196 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:28,880 Well, maybe one more tweaky -tweaky. 197 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:45,460 Come on, baby. 198 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,080 Hey, 199 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,480 Sasha. Hey, Brie. 200 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,060 What did you do? 201 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:56,320 I gave Dorothy Gina makeovers. 202 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,300 Why? 203 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:01,220 Oh, I thought I would help Will. 204 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,180 Come on. Don't you think I did a good job? 205 00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:07,000 Besides, it can't be too hard to make like Sasha. 206 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:11,780 Just think, stood up. Well, I think Will should just tell Dr. Griggs the truth. 207 00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:13,160 What's the worst that could happen? 208 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:17,180 He could lose out on his fellowship, and then we'll have to live here forever. 209 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:23,020 Okay, I'll help, but I don't like it. Okay, this is good, and I have your back 210 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,200 completely, Miss Cora. 211 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,840 Well, we could be like sisters united. 212 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:31,020 What? Yeah, we could do this. Come on, team on three. 213 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,640 One. Two. 214 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:33,719 Gotta go. 215 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,100 Three. Well, 216 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:37,760 I guess it's just you and me. 217 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:47,590 Wait, I know you didn't ask just me. 218 00:11:47,930 --> 00:11:52,750 I know I said I'd call you back, Jeremy, but I can't do that if you keep calling 219 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:55,250 me every five minutes. 220 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,070 Boys, this is the price of being popular. 221 00:11:59,430 --> 00:12:00,430 Yeah, I know what you mean. 222 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:05,370 You know, guys keep hitting on me, asking me for my number, and a little 223 00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:07,290 guy in shades following me into the nail salon. 224 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:08,930 What? 225 00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:13,090 What, a 10 -year -old can't get a pedicure? 226 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,940 call Simone so we can get started and finish studying. Is that cool? 227 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:24,040 Oh, looky there. 228 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,840 Guess you're not the only popular girl in town. 229 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:30,960 Hello? 230 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,500 Hello? 231 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,640 No, I can't come to the party. 232 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,720 Don't cancel because of me. 233 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,319 Great, thank you. 234 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,680 Um, I'll see you in a few minutes. 235 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,420 Oh, wait, excuse me. Why is he calling you on my phone? 236 00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:58,600 Oh, voicemail fool. You know how it is. 237 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,840 Um, I'll call you later. See you at the party? 238 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,500 Oh, but I wasn't invited. 239 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,200 Oh. 240 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:05,860 Too bad. 241 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,180 If anyone else calls, uh, well, you know what to do. 242 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:16,700 Did she leave? 243 00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:19,990 Mind your own business. 244 00:13:23,810 --> 00:13:25,410 Let's just start with the soup spoon. 245 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:28,450 What kind of soups we eating? 246 00:13:29,030 --> 00:13:30,370 We're not having soups. 247 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:32,950 Well, then why we got a soup spoon? 248 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,630 Because it goes with the setting. 249 00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:36,730 Oh, jeez, my way. 250 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:40,390 You know what? This etiquette and stuff is too highfalutin' for me. 251 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,430 Hello. Uh, wow. 252 00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:53,030 Dr. Gregg, I'm so sorry you didn't get my message. 253 00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:57,310 I'm sorry you had to make that long drive, but unfortunately my wife, she, 254 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:58,089 Oh, Susan! 255 00:13:58,090 --> 00:13:59,370 Sasha. Sasha? 256 00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:01,730 Sasha? Hello. 257 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:03,730 Oh, my! 258 00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:07,910 I love a woman with a sense of humor. Here you go, Will. 259 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:09,870 Oh. Hi, Sasha. 260 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,750 Good to see you. How are you doing? 261 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:21,890 I'll be right back. I'll just go check on something real quick. 262 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:23,310 Okay. 263 00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:26,910 What were you thinking? 264 00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:28,630 I had to. You were whining. 265 00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:29,850 I wasn't whining. 266 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,250 Stop whining like a little girl. 267 00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:38,470 What if this blows up in my face? It won't. 268 00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:41,370 The food is done. All you have to do is make it through dinner. 269 00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:43,830 What if she screws up? 270 00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:46,390 All she has to do is come in here and ask me. 271 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:48,680 Ooh? What about who screwed what? 272 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,040 You! 273 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,280 Well, y 'all ain't got to talk to me like that. 274 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,900 You just go. Get on in there. 275 00:14:57,220 --> 00:15:00,680 I don't need that. Give me this. 276 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,000 Ain't nobody told me y 'all was eating. 277 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:11,740 Ain't y 'all using the good china? 278 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,640 Hi, hi, I'm Sue. 279 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,470 Hey. Uncle Brown. 280 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:22,390 Hey, y 'all having salad and chicken stanchio -scanchio? 281 00:15:23,010 --> 00:15:27,010 Oh, yeah, yes. You know, I love some good chicken stanchio -scanchio. I 282 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:30,530 always... Mr. Brown, how about you go take the trash out? Please. Now? 283 00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:31,870 Yes, now. 284 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:34,170 Why now? What am I going to take out some trash for? 285 00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:37,190 Cora, now I'm about to eat the chicken stanchio -scanchio. No, please, Uncle 286 00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:38,190 Brown, go now. 287 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:42,070 Who are you talking to like that? 288 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:45,110 Huh? You think I'm scared of you because you done killed somebody? 289 00:15:46,239 --> 00:15:48,960 Nephew, you don't talk to me like that in front of you. Gee, that's what you 290 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,680 did. You cut his throat. What you give me this? 291 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,740 I'll whoop you in front of you. 292 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,120 I'm going to take the trash out. 293 00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:00,100 Sasha, have you read any good books lately? 294 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,260 Why, yes. 295 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:09,320 Matter of fact, I have a cue and an encyclopedia in the pickup. 296 00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,420 I use it as a booster set. 297 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:19,180 This is the time I take out trash. And when I got to take out trash, there 298 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:21,380 even that much trash. That's how I could have threw this out here. 299 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,120 Hey, Mr. Brown. 300 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,280 What the what? 301 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:28,920 How did you get back there when you were sitting at the... Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown, 302 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,640 please, okay? I just had the worst flight. 303 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,920 Let's just say that it's good to be home. Uh -uh, uh -uh. Get your hands off 304 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,920 me. Don't touch me. 305 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,200 Now, look. Will is my nephew. 306 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,980 No means no. 307 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,100 I ain't gonna be part of this elusive affair. 308 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,580 Now, I know you want my body, but... 309 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,840 Control yourself. 310 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,420 Mr. Brown, stop playing. What are you talking about? 311 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,680 You the one playing and you nephew wrecker. Stop being nasty. 312 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:56,540 Stop being nasty. 313 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:02,980 I told y 'all, my body is my tip. What the what? 314 00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:05,940 Uh, Whitney Houston, we have a problem. 315 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,540 Uncle, 316 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,200 what are you talking about, Uncle Brown? Uncle Brown. 317 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:16,190 Dr. Griggs was just talking about what kind of fine cardiologists that make. 318 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,250 I'm home. 319 00:17:22,349 --> 00:17:23,349 What's going on? 320 00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:26,910 You got to ask Sasha. 321 00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:28,790 Sasha? 322 00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:32,170 Sasha May? 323 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:35,230 Dorothy Jean? 324 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:40,910 I thought that was your wife. 325 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,120 Me too. 326 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,780 How dare you try to fool me? 327 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,460 Don't make me stick in front of the company cupcake. 328 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:54,020 Just fess up, Will. Yes, nephew, you should just fess up. About what? 329 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:58,260 Okay, this isn't my wife. 330 00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,660 It's her cousin. 331 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,160 Really? 332 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:08,760 Stop being nasty. Not like nobody trying to... No, see, it's not like that. 333 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,520 See, um... Well... 334 00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:15,850 When I invited you to dinner, I thought that my wife Sasha would be back in 335 00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:17,730 time, but she was at a nurse's conference speaking. 336 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,950 You know, she kind of got delayed. And since her cousin, Dortha, looks so much 337 00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:25,410 like her, and, you know, I thought that, you know, maybe... You would pass her 338 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:29,650 off as your wife in hopes that I would just grant you the fellowship. 339 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:34,210 Exactly. That's got to be the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life. 340 00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:38,330 Dr. Griggs, I'm sorry I was dishonest with you. 341 00:18:48,659 --> 00:18:50,220 Okay, why are we laughing? 342 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,560 Because we look ignorant. 343 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,020 Our lovers look stupid. 344 00:18:57,180 --> 00:19:04,080 Well, the last person to lie, to manipulate me, I 345 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,080 ended up marrying. 346 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,900 And we're still waiting for that baby. 347 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,860 You got manipudipped. 348 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,400 Hoodwinks. Bamboozled. 349 00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:13,829 Let us strike. 350 00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:18,070 Well, how about I just give you the fellowship? 351 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:19,450 Really? 352 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,290 No. 353 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:25,010 But we'll talk about it. Oh, great. We'll talk about it. 354 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,060 Uh, did you know he killed a man? 355 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,900 Did he tell you about the time he killed this guy? 356 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:35,700 He walked in the hospital and never returned back. 357 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,920 That man just... Did he come in alive? 358 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,940 Did he leave dead? He dead. You don't say stuff. Would you go? Would you? Yes. 359 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,160 Thank you very much. 360 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,920 Okay, here's the thing. 361 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:53,360 I kind of told my mom that I was tutoring you guys. 362 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,800 But I want to go to a party. So if she calls... Wait, hold up. 363 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,760 Do you think we would really lie like that? 364 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,840 Well, not for you. 365 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,800 We only lie for our friends. 366 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,740 And you haven't been a very good one lately. 367 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:13,640 I'm sorry. 368 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:18,040 Yeah, we gave you this fat makeover. And you just turned your back on us. 369 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:20,640 I know. I know. I'm the worst. 370 00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:24,450 So will you do it? 371 00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:25,730 No! 372 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,870 Not after what you made us do. 373 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:31,770 Stay home, study, and pass the exam. 374 00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,010 Wait. 375 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,970 Wait, you guys pass the exam? 376 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,430 Yeah. And without your help. 377 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,990 So I guess in a way I kind of helped. 378 00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:43,690 That should be worth something. 379 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,870 You know what, Tracy? 380 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:51,990 You're right. You're totally right. And so I'm going to help keep you from 381 00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:52,990 chipping an ale. 382 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,880 Chipping a nail. 383 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,320 How am I going to chip a nail? 384 00:20:57,780 --> 00:20:59,040 Let me see your hands, girl. 385 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,600 Let me see. Stick them out. 27196

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