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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,380 --> 00:00:05,580 Simone, I don't know why he said that. 2 00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:08,220 Your head's not big. 3 00:00:09,020 --> 00:00:10,520 Your body's just small. 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,540 And your feet, that's another conversation. 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,300 No talking on the phone while you're eating. 6 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:17,900 Oh, here you go. 7 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,520 That means get off the phone. 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,320 I'll take your plate. 9 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:25,080 Ew, never mind. 10 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,520 What is it? 11 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,400 Mmm, turkey ham. It's good for you. Not if I don't eat it. 12 00:00:33,890 --> 00:00:36,050 Sasha. Hurry up, hurry up. 13 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,510 Look, look, look. Look right here. 14 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:41,410 Baby, we already had this discussion, okay? 15 00:00:41,690 --> 00:00:44,250 Look, your head's not big. Your body is just small. 16 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,130 Sounds familiar. 17 00:00:49,010 --> 00:00:52,930 What are you talking about? Look, I've got a gray hair. Can you see it? Oh, 18 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:54,410 Will, relax. It's just one. 19 00:00:54,850 --> 00:00:57,730 I can see six from here. No, it's ten. 20 00:00:58,590 --> 00:01:02,190 Wait. Turn around, Father. Would you two stop it? 21 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,080 No, they're right. See? 22 00:01:04,819 --> 00:01:05,820 I'm getting old. 23 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:11,240 Get it. Baby, you are not getting old. You are maturing gracefully. 24 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,480 What y 'all talking about? 25 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,240 Found a gray hair, uh. 26 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,140 A gray hair? I see 13 of them from here. 27 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,920 That's what I told you. Yeah. 28 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:24,600 Mr. Brown, we are trying to make Will feel better. Oh, okay, okay. 29 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,300 You know, Will, I had a gray hair once. 30 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:28,660 Really? Yes. 31 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,900 Then I woke up the next day like this. 32 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:34,980 Yes, you know, us Browns, we don't grow old gracefully. 33 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,280 We just go right on and get it out the way. 34 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,059 You know what? 35 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:42,780 Next thing you know, you'll wake up and your hairline will be back in. 36 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:45,560 That'll make you feel better. 37 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,160 Makes me feel a whole lot better. 38 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,880 If you're so worried, why don't you just dye your hair? 39 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,340 Yeah, Simone's grandfather does that. 40 00:01:56,090 --> 00:01:58,730 Grandfather? Look, I think you're overreacting. 41 00:01:58,950 --> 00:02:00,270 Baby, you look fantastic. 42 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:02,370 Yeah, I think you look good for 50. 43 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:05,170 I'm not 50. 44 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:07,650 I'm 30. More like 3012. 45 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,420 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. 46 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:52,180 And then somebody just came up behind me. Was it a black person or a white 47 00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:53,180 person? 48 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,480 Mr. Brown. 49 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,680 Cora, continue your story. And then they snatched my purse. 50 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:01,700 Cora, did he get the white purse or the black purse? You know that white purse 51 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:02,700 is your church purse. 52 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:04,399 Mr. Brown. 53 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,680 I'm trying to get the facts. 54 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,140 Cora, did you get a good look at this guy? 55 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:11,840 No, I didn't, because by the time I, when I turned around, he was gone. He 56 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,980 running away. Cora, was he running fast or slow? 57 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,900 Because if he was black, he was running fast. 58 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:18,220 If he was white, he was running slow, Carl. 59 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,000 So take me to that ATM machine, because they'll come back to me stealing the 60 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,680 crime. And when they do, they're going to withdraw my foot out of there. 61 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:29,360 Mr. Brown, that's the last thing we need is more violence. I want more violence, 62 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,460 because I'm walking short. 63 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:36,780 Carl, are you sure you're not hurt? No, I'm just shaking up a little bit. All 64 00:03:36,780 --> 00:03:39,960 right, well, what did the police have to say? Well, I told them everything I 65 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:43,880 could, but they said crimes like this, they usually go unsolved. 66 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,580 What the po -po gonna do? If the po -po had been doing their job, he would have 67 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:48,920 never got jacked. That's true. 68 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,300 They never ran when you need them. Calm down, Cora, okay? Now, listen, you're 69 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:55,160 gonna have to cancel all of your credit cards and get yourself a new life. 70 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:56,159 That's right. 71 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,680 That means he knows where I live. He knows where we live. 72 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,700 No, no, no, no. Don't worry about that. Listen, listen. What about your cell 73 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,540 phone and your keys? Were they in your purse, too? Well, everything was in my 74 00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:06,600 purse. Check the cell phone. 75 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,160 Check the cell phone. 76 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,280 You're gonna have to change the locks, Uncle Brian. 77 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:15,190 Oh, what if he comes here? What if he comes here? I wish that fool would. Then 78 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:17,130 won't have to roll him up. Come here. 79 00:04:17,430 --> 00:04:18,430 Come get him. 80 00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:23,530 Wait, Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown, I don't want revenge. Yes, I do. I want revenge. I 81 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:24,770 just want to be safe. 82 00:04:26,410 --> 00:04:28,630 Well, get safe, Cora. Tell the Lord thank you. 83 00:04:30,190 --> 00:04:32,630 Speaking of safety, Cora, do you have any pepper spray? 84 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:36,350 No, I don't have none of that. You know what? I got some hairspray I'm not 85 00:04:36,350 --> 00:04:38,890 using. Take that. You ever got hairspray in your eyes? 86 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:40,530 That stuff will stick your eye. 87 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,880 Just like that, you'll have him just froze. 88 00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:44,900 Next thing, he'll be stuck. 89 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:49,040 Look, Corbin, what I think you need to do is make sure that you get Reggie to 90 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,020 take you to and from your car at work, okay? 91 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:53,080 Please, there ain't gonna be no to and fro. 92 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,580 He's so fat, by the time two get to fro, he gonna need some oxygen. 93 00:04:57,540 --> 00:04:58,820 Just keep talking to myself. 94 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,600 I can't do it by myself. You know what, Corbin? You're right. 95 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,140 I got to know what I need to do. Five, five, five. 96 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,360 Five, five, five, five, five. 97 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:06,640 Five, five. 98 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,880 Nine. 99 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:09,660 Maria! 100 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:11,510 This me? 101 00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:14,770 Yeah, put your throw -down wig on somebody to inject our baby. 102 00:05:15,370 --> 00:05:18,770 That's right, my dear. Light up a cigarette. Ride or die, fool. 103 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:20,970 Ride or die. 104 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:28,370 Are you okay? 105 00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:31,850 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. 106 00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:34,770 At least he stopped crying. 107 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:37,050 Hey, I wasn't crying. 108 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:38,790 I had something in my eye. 109 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:41,270 a jump shot. 110 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,550 What a game. 111 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:45,610 I mean, I can't believe you let a girl cross you over like that. 112 00:05:46,190 --> 00:05:48,150 Hey, hey, hey. That wasn't a girl. 113 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:50,030 That was a fembot. 114 00:05:50,490 --> 00:05:52,490 Yeah. Well, you got posterized. 115 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:59,970 Basically, your basketball days are over. 116 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:02,750 I blocked that one guy's shot. 117 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:04,570 You fell on him. 118 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,190 That counts. 119 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:08,490 But you know what? I'll do better tomorrow. 120 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:09,920 All right, I'll redeem myself. 121 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,200 About tomorrow. 122 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,300 What? You found somebody else? 123 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:16,600 Not quite. 124 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,000 We're just going to go with four. 125 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:22,140 So, hold on. That means I can't play? 126 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:23,840 That's what it means. 127 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,820 Jericho, like you always tell me, we're all winners. 128 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:30,640 Well, that's what you say to losers, Joaquin. 129 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,160 I know. 130 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:33,500 That's why I'm telling you. 131 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:37,180 You know, hey. 132 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:40,990 I used to be really good. Almost went pro, even. 133 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,610 Really? Yeah. 134 00:06:42,890 --> 00:06:44,690 What happened? Did you get hurt? 135 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,430 No, I got cut. 136 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:51,870 Well, at least you're a doctor, old school. 137 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:53,970 Old school? 138 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:57,490 Hey, 139 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:01,510 Cora, I need to... 140 00:07:07,950 --> 00:07:09,670 They're going to get you, my dear, patrolling the block. 141 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:13,310 You got to tell people for you to walk up on them like that. Oh, Curry, pull 142 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:16,710 yourself together. Girl, it's been three days. Let's go for a walk. It's not 143 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:19,530 safe out there. It's not safe. I'm not going out there. I tell you what, if you 144 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:21,450 swang on me again, it ain't going to be safe in here. 145 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,290 What's got into you? 146 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:25,610 Oh, Lord. 147 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,360 won't you? 148 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,960 Hold on. You can never be too safe nowadays. 149 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:02,080 What's wrong with you and this car? 150 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,360 Well, I hope she make it. 151 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:10,780 What's wrong with you? Got us locked in here like Rufus McGinnis or somebody. 152 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:11,839 Who is that? 153 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,920 Carver, you don't even remember your cousin. He been locked up so long y 'all 154 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,020 done forgot the boy's name. 155 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,560 Oh, Lord. They just locked us down. I know they seen us. 156 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,020 You can't be too safe. Look at this. 157 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:26,340 Run, Thomas, run! 158 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:27,860 Run, 159 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:29,559 Thomas, run! 160 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:34,700 Get some stamina, don't you? Are you finished, you fat rainbow? 161 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,280 We got some groceries, Cora. 162 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:39,280 Groceries? Thank you, Miss Edna. 163 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,760 I'm trying to starve out the house, and y 'all steady disabling us. 164 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:47,520 Well, Edna, the longer Cora's in here, the harder it's going to be for her to 165 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,520 acclimate to society. 166 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:52,040 That's right. You know what? You follow... up a horse and there's more 167 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,600 the sea, but they're all outside. 168 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:54,820 Ain't that right, Patrick? 169 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:56,980 Oh, something like that. 170 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,580 I think what he's trying to say is that you have to learn how to trust people 171 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:03,900 again, Cory. Well, I don't know if I can do that, Miss Edna. 172 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,440 Well, Cory, if you can't trust them, you might as well learn how to beat them 173 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,300 up. That's right. My baby taught me self -defense. 174 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,440 Really? Let me show you a couple of my moves. Watch it, Cory. 175 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,520 No, Edna got an unfair advantage. 176 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:19,280 Her face is a weapon of mass destruction. 177 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,900 One look and you see. 178 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,360 Zip it. 179 00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:24,620 You shoo -footed psychop. 180 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,660 No, but I don't need anything. I'm going to be fine, Colonel. I'll be fine. 181 00:09:29,980 --> 00:09:30,859 You sure? 182 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:31,860 Yeah, I'm going to be fine. Oh! 183 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,320 Oh, wait a minute. I'm so sorry, baby. 184 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:35,479 I'm missing. 185 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:36,480 Are you fine? 186 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,520 Yeah, you're right. You don't need nothing. You fine. 187 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Yep, you fine. 188 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:45,780 Self -defense is a way of survival. 189 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:48,190 In the core, hand -to -hand combat is a way of life. 190 00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:52,050 Bones were crushed, eyeballs are gouged, and limbs were lost. 191 00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:54,310 And that was just in the mess hall. 192 00:09:55,410 --> 00:09:56,470 You're killing me, Colonel. 193 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,570 Colonel, I don't know about this. 194 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:03,010 Well, what is it that you don't know about? You want to protect yourself, 195 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:04,790 you? Yeah, I guess, I guess. 196 00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:08,390 Well, look, I told Edna to protect herself while she brought a man to his 197 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:12,710 with just one kidney punch. Oh, baby, I told you it was a mistake. I'm sorry. 198 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,400 Yeah, but the pain don't go away. Let it go. 199 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:21,700 Well, Cora, you have to also look at your surroundings. Okay. The enemy can 200 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:22,700 just like you and me. 201 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,400 And sometimes he can be hideous. 202 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,900 I rest my case. 203 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:41,420 I will defeat you and your entire family with my compound chicken cut 204 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:42,420 technique. 205 00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:46,260 I am the karate adult. 206 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:48,500 You're like that, Marie. 207 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:49,919 You're kidding. 208 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,680 You can take the dog food from my hand. You must go. 209 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,680 I'll knock that fat kid over. 210 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:03,320 I'm trying to show Cora how to defend herself 211 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,320 so she can go out. 212 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,240 I'm going to get it in my own pace, Colonel. 213 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,320 Oh, Cora, hurry up and get out this house before you grow old and ugly like 214 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,320 Edna. Hurry up. 215 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,840 Okay, Cora, now for the first move. 216 00:11:14,219 --> 00:11:17,120 Now, what I want you to do is try to block my punch. 217 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:18,460 Okay. Okay, come on. 218 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,640 Block your punch. Block my punch. 219 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:21,839 Block my punch. 220 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:22,840 Okay. 221 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,260 Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 222 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:25,400 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 223 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:25,459 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 224 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:25,820 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 225 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:26,980 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 226 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:28,740 wait, wait, 227 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:29,899 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 228 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:30,900 wait, wait, wait, wait, 229 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,860 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 230 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:39,720 wait, wait, 231 00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:47,560 Now, I bet you didn't know when I was in school, I was a golden glove champ. 232 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,580 Oh, please, you're a bother. 233 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:55,060 No, it was an art class. I painted my gloves gold. I had the best gloves 234 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,060 I had glitter on them. 235 00:11:56,140 --> 00:12:01,580 Then one day, my gloves was in the showcase, glittered up, and somebody... 236 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,430 Tears to the heart attack. 237 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,950 Okay. For this next technique, I will need a volunteer. 238 00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:51,850 Is there one? 239 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:54,110 Go ahead, Edna. 240 00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:57,970 Okay. 241 00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:00,730 I thought I was going to get a human, but an animal will do. 242 00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:07,690 This next technique I will teach you all is called the kangaroo technique. 243 00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:10,310 There's only two people that know the kangaroo. 244 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,010 That's me and the kangaroo. 245 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,840 another bear. 246 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,380 I'll fight you over salmon. 247 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:50,380 The bear walks up behind you and grabs you. What do you do? 248 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,840 I don't know. 249 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,220 Maybe I try something like this. 250 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:57,820 Animal control. 251 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,960 I'm being attacked by a bear. 252 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:07,140 Come on, Derek. That was our book. Follow the tapes. 253 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,100 What's up with Will? He keeps saying stuff like word. 254 00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:12,820 On the strength. 255 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,540 Look, would you leave him alone? 256 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:18,940 He's just having a hard time because he thinks he's getting too old. 257 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,860 Yeah, that's what happens at y 'all's age. 258 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,280 Excuse me? 259 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,180 I know how he feels. 260 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,760 Things were a lot easier when I was seven. 261 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:31,940 All right, now listen. When he comes down, I want you all to be nice and act 262 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:32,940 like nothing's changed. 263 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,040 Okay. All right. 264 00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:35,620 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 265 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,600 What up, family? 266 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,940 Ha, word on the slip. 267 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,140 Uh, did you lose your belt? 268 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:49,740 No, no, no. 269 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:51,620 Wow. 270 00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:54,040 Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. 271 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:56,720 Well, wouldn't it help more if it was above your waist? 272 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,380 Yeah, way above your waist. 273 00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,520 Like those shorts you had on yesterday, Moses. 274 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,760 Yeah. Look at that. Moses. 275 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:06,080 I was putting it on another day like Moses Malone. 276 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,600 No. 277 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:08,880 Just Moses. 278 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,640 Hmm. So you're sagging now. 279 00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,050 I mean, you know. 280 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:18,810 Try to let it do what it do, shout. 281 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,450 Shout. Who is shout? 282 00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:24,350 Shout it. 283 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:26,110 That's you. 284 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:27,290 Son, son. 285 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:30,110 Yeah. Yeah. 286 00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:32,350 Like my new get up D spice. 287 00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:35,550 Like a hip hop Christmas tree. 288 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,110 Oh, oh, oh. 289 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,250 Yeah. 290 00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:43,090 See, I'm taking it back. 291 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:44,390 You don't know nothing about this. 292 00:15:44,730 --> 00:15:46,710 Y 'all, Poppy, this is retro. 293 00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:48,930 This is oh, no. 294 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:54,830 Y 'all trying to peep this flick or what? All right, come on. Let's hop in 295 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:55,830 whip. 296 00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,970 Baby, are you sure you want to go to movies like that? 297 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:03,490 You know, it's just that it's kind of cold outside, so you might want to cover 298 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:04,650 it all. 299 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,230 Yeah, and there's people there. 300 00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:09,330 You know what? 301 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,770 I ain't worried about it, because I'm dressed to impress. 302 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,570 Look up, look up. Funky fresh. 303 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:24,390 Two words. Okay. 304 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:25,830 I sounds like. 305 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,550 I. 306 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:29,890 I. I fat. 307 00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:33,870 Yes, you are fat, Edna, but don't tell personal stuff, right? Let me try it 308 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:34,870 again. 309 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:36,070 Fool. 310 00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:37,730 Fool. Fool. 311 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:40,070 Fool. I fool. 312 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,070 I, for one, don't know what you're talking about. What, Colonel? 313 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,700 game. It's rigged. I don't want to play no more. Let's play something else. 314 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,720 Why don't you play dead? 315 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,100 Why don't you play in traffic? 316 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:02,460 Yeah, Cora, we've been playing this game for hours. It's time for us to go. 317 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:06,160 Yes, yes. You got to get Edna out of here before she change back. 318 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,060 Mr. 319 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,119 Brown. Okay, okay, okay. 320 00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:14,440 I'm going to play one more game. I'm going to get a board game. No, Cora, no, 321 00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:15,279 no, no. 322 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,960 What, Mr. Brown? We don't want to play no more games. Why don't we play Edna 323 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,869 Colonel go home and... Barbara, you stop acting like a little girl and go 324 00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:24,849 outside. Mr. Brown, we already talked about this. We don't want to talk about 325 00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:25,849 this no more. 326 00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:27,609 Oh. 327 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:29,810 Get it. 328 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:32,870 Who is it? 329 00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:34,350 It's Sasha. 330 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:37,950 It's MC Willie B and my two little homies. Well, what's the past worth? 331 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:40,670 Oh, come on. For goodness sake. 332 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:41,930 Cora. 333 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:43,310 What? 334 00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:46,670 You can't never be too slave these days. 335 00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:51,470 Oh, it's a... Hey, everybody! 336 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,110 What the what? 337 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:54,430 What's up, Holmes? 338 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:58,150 It's a nice new diggity -daddy, and it's... What do you mean? 339 00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:02,870 We were at the movies, and I thought the movie was really scary until I saw 340 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:04,050 Will's fat laces. 341 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:10,110 And then he kept asking all my friends, how you like me now, Rob? 342 00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:12,210 It's embarrassing! 343 00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:16,330 Whatever. Don't hate the player. 344 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,010 Hate the game. 345 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,390 colors at war with one another. 346 00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:30,270 Yeah, 347 00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:33,650 Uncle B, you got served. 348 00:18:35,670 --> 00:18:37,370 Why do you have that on? 349 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,570 What? Oh, I look fresh. 350 00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:42,470 This is what's going on, you know what I'm saying? 351 00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:46,070 Nobody know nothing, you said, because you ain't said nothing, you know what 352 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:47,070 saying? 353 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:49,750 Willie B found a gray hair. 354 00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:51,230 So? What? 355 00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:53,690 I'm saying, you know what I mean? 356 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:56,490 I wouldn't think I'm getting old or nothing. 357 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:03,670 Well, getting old is a blessing. Man, it brings wisdom, experience, 358 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:06,550 and a chance to live a long life. 359 00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:10,330 And you get a 10 % discount at Stucky's. Yes! 360 00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:11,930 What? 361 00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:16,170 Oh, yeah. I can't believe you let a little gray hair just change your whole 362 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:17,170 of looking at things. 363 00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:18,210 Hey. 364 00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:21,370 But it looks like I'm not the only one who overreacted. 365 00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:28,730 And that was the terrible thing. 366 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,390 But you got through it. You survived. 367 00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:36,790 Yeah, but I was scared. What if it happens again? Okay, well, Cara, you got 368 00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:40,830 have more faith than that. God has not given us the spirit of fear, but of 369 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:45,010 power, and a sound mind. I can't believe you said something right. 370 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:49,150 You're right. You're right, Mr. Grant. I know. It ain't about me being right. 371 00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:51,470 It's about the word. I know the word. Ha! Word. 372 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:53,810 Would you give it a rest? 373 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:55,830 Come on. 374 00:19:56,650 --> 00:20:00,310 Come on, Cora. Come on. We're going to go outside. You can stay in there. Me, 375 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:04,190 Sasha, the colonel, and sick Rick right here are going to go with you. 376 00:20:05,010 --> 00:20:06,350 Come on. 377 00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:11,450 Come on, Cora. Come on, Cora. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Cora, you did 378 00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:14,230 it. Yeah. You did it. Yeah, Cora. 379 00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:16,190 Now, how do you feel? 380 00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:17,830 I feel good. 381 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,050 I feel good. You feel good? 382 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,750 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 383 00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:24,570 Now, I'm hungry. Let's celebrate. Let's go eat. 384 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:25,930 Word. 385 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,120 Who locked the door? 386 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,620 Anybody got a key? 387 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:32,620 Who was that? 388 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,520 Well, hey, y 'all out here, yo. 389 00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,580 I think we freaked out. 390 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,380 Get those paddles going on. 391 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,640 All right. What you got, Uncle? I'm game. Uncle B, the future of the funk. 392 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,100 All right, you ready? Drop me a beat on that thing. 393 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,840 Let me see, let me see. 394 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:52,540 Emma got a face like a bat. A body like a goat. 395 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,660 Somebody needs to check her throat. Come on. 28532

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