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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,269 --> 00:00:08,029 What? Come on, come on. 2 00:00:08,890 --> 00:00:10,930 His head ain't turning. Turn your head. 3 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:13,950 It's late. 4 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:15,210 What are you doing? 5 00:00:15,230 --> 00:00:17,610 Come here. Come here, Harvey. Come here, Harvey. 6 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:18,910 What is it? 7 00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:20,630 What that look like? 8 00:00:21,650 --> 00:00:25,410 Dementia. Oh, Harvey, don't this look like the swan that the waiter made at 9 00:00:25,410 --> 00:00:26,470 fancy restaurant? Look. 10 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:29,570 Wait a minute. Did you eat my leftovers? 11 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:33,640 No. What? Yes, but that ain't the point. What does this look like, Cora? I'm 12 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,940 telling you. Mr. Brown, that was my gouda souffle. 13 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,420 Well, it was gouda to me, Cora. That was some gouda stuff. 14 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,820 That's not funny, Mr. Brown. That's because you're hungry right now. 15 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:48,560 I had my mouth all fixed to eat that. Cora, you have your mouth fixed to eat a 16 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,140 whole bunch of stuff, but what does this look like? 17 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,420 I'm saying, why don't you just try to calm down? 18 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:56,380 Well, how do you want me to calm down? 19 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,840 My wallet's gone, and it's all your fault. 20 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:00,870 So now it's my fault? No. 21 00:01:01,370 --> 00:01:03,150 It was your fault from the start. 22 00:01:03,450 --> 00:01:06,610 What? Are you kidding me? How are you going to say it was my fault from the 23 00:01:06,610 --> 00:01:08,030 start? Because it is. Now 24 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:18,710 that 25 00:01:18,710 --> 00:01:21,910 we're all quiet, what this look like? 26 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:24,690 Dementia. No. 27 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:26,430 This is dementia. 28 00:01:27,390 --> 00:01:28,390 Give me that. 29 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,880 What are you two fussing about? 30 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:31,980 Somebody stole Sasha's wallet. 31 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:32,999 Oh, Lord. 32 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,080 Did you call the police? 33 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:38,420 Yes, and I checked every corner in the club and crack. 34 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,360 Hey, did y 'all check Klepto, the clown right here? Hey, Klepto. 35 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,820 What? I would never go through Sasha's purse. 36 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:49,560 Outside of work. 37 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,340 Did she steal the Rin Tin Tin phone? Did she steal it? Mr. Brown, stop it. Yeah, 38 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,800 I don't think she would have stolen the wallet. 39 00:01:57,710 --> 00:01:58,568 Would you? 40 00:01:58,570 --> 00:02:02,170 No. Why does everybody keep asking me that? Why am I the one? 41 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:07,290 Tell me exactly what happened. 42 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:09,750 You want the truth? 43 00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:11,250 Of course, Will, the truth. 44 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:13,350 Then let me tell it. 45 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:33,590 Yeah, so we can take a bite out of crime. 46 00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:39,610 Well, it all started with Will not paying attention to me. 47 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:48,630 I swear, if I get mistaken for Beyonce once... 48 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:26,100 Come in. 49 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:33,420 Oh, the game is on. 50 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:24,180 Sasha, you dance so good. 51 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:26,520 Oh, you're fierce. 52 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:28,140 Go, Sasha. 53 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:29,339 Go, Sasha. 54 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:30,340 Go, Sasha. 55 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,160 Hey, Will. 56 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,000 You want to borrow my GPS? 57 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:35,880 What for? 58 00:04:42,410 --> 00:04:45,650 Let's, um, let's go over here. There's more room. 59 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,150 Oh, right here. Perfect. 60 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:49,570 Oh, perfect. 61 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,510 Oh, baby. 62 00:04:53,030 --> 00:04:59,190 When we're dancing cheek to cheek and you're whispering softly in my ear. 63 00:04:59,390 --> 00:05:01,210 Booyah! That's what I'm talking about. 64 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:14,070 Because it's not manly. 65 00:05:14,970 --> 00:05:19,130 And neither is crying every time you watch Soul Food. 66 00:05:22,070 --> 00:05:23,070 That's different. 67 00:05:23,730 --> 00:05:24,790 Mama was gone. 68 00:05:53,610 --> 00:05:54,610 See that? 69 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,380 We'll do something strange for some change. 70 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:23,800 Strange for some change. 71 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:25,220 Mr. Brown. 72 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:29,100 Sounds like somebody must have taken the wallet when we were dumped. I mean, 73 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,480 dropped the purse. 74 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,240 I didn't drop the purse. 75 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,600 Hey, guys. 76 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,420 How was the movie? 77 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,940 It was really good, especially that part at the end where all the campers get 78 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:41,140 killed. Really? 79 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:43,900 What was it called? A Walk to Remember. 80 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,840 What's going on? 81 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:48,080 Somebody stole. 82 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:53,130 fascia's wallet your wallet was stolen at club onyx tonight did anybody see it 83 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:59,810 the guy who took it or the girl you can't assume it's just a guy first of 84 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:06,530 don't steal knockoffs second of all what had happened was wait wait no hold on 85 00:08:06,530 --> 00:08:10,630 hold on hold on can i speak all right can i speak can i tell you what really 86 00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:16,810 happened hey y 'all y 'all sit down listen this is how it went down 87 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:20,430 We got the club. 88 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:22,010 We got the club. 89 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:23,850 We got the club, y 'all. 90 00:08:26,610 --> 00:08:28,870 Excuse me. 91 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:30,530 Excuse you. 92 00:08:32,309 --> 00:08:33,309 What are you doing? 93 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:41,850 Sweetheart, how much did you have to drink at dinner? 94 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,909 I had a Shirley Temple, Will. 95 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:45,970 And it was strong. 96 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:53,640 Shirley Temple's don't have any alcohol in it. Well, then maybe it was the 97 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,640 whore. 98 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:29,570 Excuse me. Excuse me. This isn't a strip club. 99 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:32,610 Old man's going to make it rain. 100 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:35,590 Ow! 101 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:38,550 What's going on? 102 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:42,850 Hey, Will. 103 00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:45,350 You want to watch the game, baby? 104 00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:49,710 Now, why would I watch the game when I'm with the sexiest woman in the club? 105 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:52,470 Barkeep. 106 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:55,330 I'll have a vodka martini on the rocks. 107 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:05,760 And hey, I don't have another slice of that rum cake. 108 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,540 Cash in the purse, homie. 109 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:15,620 I want us to spend a little us time. Just me and you. 110 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,200 You want to dance? 111 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,200 Yeah, baby. 112 00:10:49,599 --> 00:10:51,160 So that's how it went down. 113 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:52,920 That's what really happened. 114 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,120 I can't believe with all those people at the club, nobody saw anything. 115 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,280 What kind of Jew joint y 'all tipping in? 116 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:02,220 Does anybody else want a soda? I'm okay. I'm good. I'm good. 117 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:03,460 No, you're not. 118 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,940 You're good. This isn't good. 119 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:08,600 You're going to get caught. 120 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:13,380 They didn't see us. I mean, how do you know they're not setting us up? Why 121 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:15,560 they? My mom sets me up all the time. 122 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:19,220 She's probably playing this. She's probably playing this. 123 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:20,460 Show yourself together. 124 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:23,660 Am I blue? 125 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,840 Well, listen to me, Jamal. 126 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,660 We were not there. 127 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,820 But we were there. We were there. 128 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:39,620 But we did see who took it. 129 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,020 Okay, look. 130 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,100 Maybe we did. 131 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:45,920 But maybe someone else did. And they'll come forward. I don't know, Brianna. I 132 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:46,579 don't know. 133 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,600 I mean, that's your mom. 134 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:48,940 You have to say something. 135 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:52,880 Okay, you know what? I'm going to go tell my mom. And then she'll tell your 136 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:54,760 How do we know? 137 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,300 She doesn't already know. 138 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:57,660 Okay. 139 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,900 You know what, Jamal? Can we just agree to stick to one story? 140 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,320 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 141 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:06,480 What movie did we see again? 142 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,340 I want to remember. 143 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:15,640 Actually, you know what? I'm not surprised that you got your stuff 144 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:18,600 You two are easy targets. 145 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,920 Not one street smart in them. 146 00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,930 Might you have a 1949 Cheval Blanc? 147 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:07,210 Oh, excuse me. Are those glasses clean? 148 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:13,790 Uh, I'm sure whatever he's pouring in them will kill anything. 149 00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:21,510 Barkeep, might you have change for a hundred? I'm a doctor, 150 00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:24,590 and I only carry small bills. 151 00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:46,210 Maybe we should stuff these large bills into your designer bag, darling. 152 00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:51,210 Oh, Willie, I sure hope all this cash fits in my designer bag. 153 00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:57,550 You know, maybe I should put it in my designer wallet in my designer bag. 154 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:03,730 Okay, you know what? You guys need to be careful. There are a lot of people that 155 00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:05,670 are looking to take advantage of people with money. 156 00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:07,210 Oh, my goodness. 157 00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:09,490 Ooh, there's an old man with money. 158 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:14,940 Honey, is that my jam? 159 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,580 That's smooth jazz. 160 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,840 Smooth jazz. 161 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,200 Oh, my. 162 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,500 Oh, my. 163 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:27,280 Music in my head. Oh, this is so hot. Oh, my goodness. 164 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:35,340 Excuse me, total strangers. Could you please watch my designer 165 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,160 bag filled with cash? 166 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,800 You know, party like a smooth jazz party, because a smooth jazz party don't 167 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,800 stop. 168 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,140 Okay, now who leaves their purse with a total stranger? 169 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,380 Well, you interrupted my story. 170 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,780 Don't you mean you're lying, Renee? 171 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,880 I just call it like I see it. 172 00:14:56,420 --> 00:15:00,200 Okay, if your story is so accurate, then why don't you say anything about my 173 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,460 dancing? Because they done suffered enough. 174 00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:11,810 hope someone stepped forward. 175 00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,010 It's no use. 176 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:18,190 Okay, I've lost everything. My driver's license, my credit card, all my family 177 00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:19,190 photos. 178 00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:22,030 I have something to say. I saw who took the wallet. 179 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:29,970 I was gonna say Sasha should cancel her credit card. 180 00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:35,810 Oh. Wait, what do you mean you saw who took the wallet? 181 00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:37,530 You know, I'm gonna go now. 182 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,260 Sit. Watch him rin -tin -tin fall. 183 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:51,980 Okay. 184 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:55,960 Well, um, the truth is... 185 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:35,560 and since we missed choir practice, let's go out and see a nice, wholesome, 186 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,560 -rated movie. 187 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,180 That sounds cool. 188 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,300 Shall we? We shall. 189 00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:46,860 And that's what happened. 190 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,760 I am so disappointed in you. 191 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,280 Even I lie better than that. I expected so much more from you. 192 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:18,960 That's your curfew, young lady. 193 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,360 Tom! I'm sorry. 194 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:22,880 I'm working on the plea bargain. 195 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,000 Have mercy. Have mercy. 196 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:27,279 Oh, God. 197 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,280 Oh, God. 198 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,140 Hey. Hey, Will. 199 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,380 Too much? Uh, yeah. 200 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:36,420 It's the best. 201 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:38,880 Oh, 202 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,820 baby. Right. 203 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:44,100 Yeah, we caught the guy in the parking lot. Oh, so how'd you get it back? 204 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,660 Uh, in between screens. Huh? 205 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,280 So, Brianna, you do know what this means, don't you? 206 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,480 Yes, I do. 207 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,800 It was a blessing that we were there so we could tell you who did it. 208 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,700 And that ain't nothing but God. 209 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,080 Hey, 210 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,240 hey. 211 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,620 God didn't have nothing to do with that. 212 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,760 You better hope he has mercy on you because you're grounded. 213 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,560 I know, for a month. 214 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:13,820 Try three. 215 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,380 You know what's better yet? 216 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,640 Six months. 217 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,660 It takes a village. 218 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,440 And we called your mom, too, Jamal. 219 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,840 You called my mama? That's right. 220 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,060 At work? 221 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,300 Mama! 222 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:30,980 Take me with you. 223 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,220 Upstairs. Tell you what, I'm going to just whoop her. 224 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,580 These kids today. 225 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,240 That's right. Y 'all know Corbin tried to use my dear's ID one time. 226 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:44,840 Put me in it. 227 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,320 Yeah, but my dear Gautier gave her away. 228 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,820 Everybody know Cora just got a little mustache. 229 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,580 You know you got a mustache, Cora. 230 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,280 Hey, I think there's $20 missing. 231 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:02,660 Well, you know, I don't work for free, and the Lord giveth and he taketh away, 232 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:07,880 and blessed is to give than to take and to receive. You know what I'm saying. 233 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,340 Told you we'd find it. I know. 234 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,240 I apologize. 235 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,760 For what? 236 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,280 Because you were trying to blame it on me, but it was your fault. It was your 237 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280 fault. No, it wasn't my fault. 238 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,780 It was not my fault. If you had been sitting there, it would have never 239 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,860 happened. No, no, no. I was, no. Hold on. You weren't paying attention to me. 240 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:26,759 Hey, wait. 241 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,960 You know me. 242 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:33,220 Okay, Carmen. On the count of three, we're going to reveal our masterpiece. 243 00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:34,540 Okay. 244 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,760 All right. You ready? 245 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:36,779 I'm ready. 246 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:40,400 All right. I call this one the circle of life. 247 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,520 Boom. Look at that thing there. What you got? 248 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:55,940 elephant that's an armadillo it's an elephant and an armadillo it's a 249 00:20:55,940 --> 00:21:00,440 okay let's play rock paper scissors rock paper scissors 17328