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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,050 --> 00:00:04,890 Ooh, Cora, some smells scrumptious. 2 00:00:05,510 --> 00:00:08,290 Colonel Edna coming over, I cooked spaghetti and meatballs. 3 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:11,330 You know what, Cora, if Edna want to eat, she can go out there and graze with 4 00:00:11,330 --> 00:00:12,330 the rest of the herd. 5 00:00:12,450 --> 00:00:15,450 Now, I asked you last week, you said it was okay for them to come over and eat. 6 00:00:15,590 --> 00:00:19,590 No, I didn't. I wouldn't dream of feeding Edna, even if we was at a 7 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:21,610 and somebody else bought the food. 8 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:25,650 They're on their way. Now, behave. Now, can you taste this? 9 00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:29,650 So, what you think? What you think? Now, need more garlic, Cora. Help me find 10 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:30,930 garlic. Need more garlic. 11 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:35,780 I'm talking about me so I can ward off Mr. Ed dinner. 12 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,900 You're being ridiculous, Mr. Brown. I ain't nobody being ridiculous. Just help 13 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:41,140 me find it before she comes down here. 14 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:44,880 It's too late. 15 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:47,960 You didn't tell me we were having stuffed pig for dinner. 16 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,480 That's a good one. That's a good one. 17 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,660 Oh, hey, you missed. 18 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,900 See, I have the reflexes of a cat. 19 00:00:57,270 --> 00:00:59,950 Yeah, I see what this cat drug in my house, a bet. 20 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:05,349 Oh, now, would all of you please stop it now? I don't want any more fighting 21 00:01:05,349 --> 00:01:07,290 tonight. Is that too much to ask? 22 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:08,510 Yes. 23 00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:12,690 Paula. I don't have to stand here and take this. 24 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:15,930 Well, how about if you sit down and take it? Sit down. I know that I'm not 25 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:19,150 wanted. Obviously you don't, because if you did, you wouldn't have trotted over 26 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:23,770 here. You better shut up, you little killer chubby. You think mangy much? 27 00:01:23,990 --> 00:01:28,670 You brown gizzy. I can't stand you, Ebony. I can't stand you. I can't stand 28 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:30,190 And I can't stand you even more. 29 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,298 Edna, wait. 30 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,300 Edna! 31 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,340 I told you no one's gonna force you to watch so much. 32 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,560 Here's your sugar. 33 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:07,440 I don't know about sugar. There ain't gonna be more behind. 34 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,140 Don't be funny. What? 35 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:13,740 Mr. Brown just told me. Girl, shut your mouth. 36 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:17,340 Shut it up. Don't you say nothing. 37 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,940 What? I want to laugh too. 38 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:24,440 Why don't you get your mirror? That'd be the funniest thing you ever seen in 39 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,320 your life. Mr. Brown, is that any way to talk to your boo? 40 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:28,700 Boo? 41 00:03:42,940 --> 00:03:49,760 I know I have an effect on men, but that thing, I don't think 42 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,760 so. 43 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:52,980 Well, everybody knows dreams aren't literal. 44 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,900 Mr. Brown, it probably had a deeper meaning. Like what, Carter? 45 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,660 I'd rather French kiss a cow. 46 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:18,980 Wouldn't that be incest? 47 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:30,260 Hey, what are y 'all doing with my stuff? It's mine, and it's private. 48 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:32,020 Give me your paperwork. 49 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,800 Go sit your butt down. Sit down. Stop looking at me. Sit down. 50 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:41,100 Nobody ought to be private anymore. Hey, take this dude right here to Exam Room 51 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,120 B. He got the crab. 52 00:04:53,130 --> 00:04:56,450 No, you're going the wrong way, little mama. Go the other way. Get checked for 53 00:04:56,450 --> 00:04:57,049 the crabs. 54 00:04:57,050 --> 00:04:58,050 Go on. 55 00:05:00,530 --> 00:05:02,630 Oh, mm -mm. I went, mm -mm, mm. 56 00:05:03,810 --> 00:05:05,090 Seafood platter, baby. 57 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:07,430 Seafood platter. 58 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,390 Pasta, whatever. 59 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:10,870 Hey, what's up? 60 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:13,550 I think I was so cute. 61 00:05:13,890 --> 00:05:16,250 What are you looking at? Oh, girl, look at my body. 62 00:05:16,630 --> 00:05:19,150 No, these are pictures of me and my girlfriend, Shonda. 63 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:29,330 We're tighter than prison cornrows. 64 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:36,150 Okay. Oh, and she was always the life of the party. Oh, and that girl could 65 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:37,190 grease a scalp. 66 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,010 Now, there's something for your resume, huh? 67 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:41,710 I know. It's all mine. 68 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:45,550 Well, you know what? I can't wait to meet her. 69 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:48,230 I think that the three of us should go hang out. 70 00:05:59,370 --> 00:06:00,530 What's wrong? You don't think I'm cool enough? 71 00:06:01,450 --> 00:06:05,710 Sasha, you are about as cool as a... Sasha, 72 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:08,750 you're not cool at all. 73 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:11,070 I am cool, baby. 74 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:12,410 Okay? Okay? 75 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:13,510 Hello! 76 00:06:13,810 --> 00:06:15,150 Don't do that. 77 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:17,510 No, see, you don't even understand. 78 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:19,290 Shonda is like... 79 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,360 You ain't got no friends. 80 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,500 Uh, hi. 81 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,500 Who is she? Girl, the head nurse. 82 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:48,200 Oh. What are you doing? 83 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:49,880 Play at all, hate. 84 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:52,120 You know what? We just bumping gums. 85 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,760 I'm trying to move the hood. 86 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:58,680 Okay. Girl, I'm sorry I'm late. I was stopped by the... The po -po, right? 87 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,020 Don't the po -po always be up and out? 88 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,740 No. No. 89 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:07,420 My cab was stopped in traffic. 90 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,700 Oh, I heard that. 91 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:12,090 I can't get a break off of traffic or her cable bill. 92 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:13,570 Okay? 93 00:07:16,130 --> 00:07:19,450 Uh, speaking of breaks, let's go. 94 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:25,590 Well, slow your roll, Renee -nay. It's nay -nay. Well, that's what I say, 95 00:07:25,670 --> 00:07:26,670 Shondrina. 96 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:31,570 Let it go. Let it go, girl. Let it go. How did you become head nurse acting 97 00:07:31,570 --> 00:07:35,170 that? Girl, that's because I -B's around here keeping it real. 98 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:40,140 If someone... acted like this for my law firm, they'd be real fired. 99 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,720 Law firm? 100 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,360 I thought you told me that she works somewhere else. 101 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:50,040 Renee, Renee, let's go. I have reservations at this cute little French 102 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,040 down the street. 103 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,600 I like French food. 104 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:53,900 Can I go? 105 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:15,850 Somebody's in a good mood. That's right. I took a nap and I slept like a baby. 106 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:18,810 Uh -huh. I can tell. You still got a little drool on your chin there. 107 00:08:19,030 --> 00:08:20,170 Do it. Let me do it. Hey. 108 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:21,449 I'm just kidding. 109 00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:23,210 Look here, Brown. I came out here to clear the air. 110 00:08:23,430 --> 00:08:26,550 You know what? I always pray when Edna leaves, so you ain't got to worry about 111 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:29,310 that. It's clear. I was talking about my woman being in your dreams. 112 00:08:29,590 --> 00:08:30,990 You mean in my nightmares? 113 00:08:31,390 --> 00:08:36,030 No. Let me explain. You don't have to, Brown. You don't have to. I understand. 114 00:08:36,130 --> 00:08:39,390 See, I understand that Edna is quite a catch. 115 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,039 Yeah, if you like big mouth bass. 116 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:45,760 And I don't even know how you kiss her. What you do? 117 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,640 You go blindfold as what? 118 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:52,300 This coming from a man who slept with a woman who looks like a man. 119 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,500 Let's go. You ain't got to hit that low. 120 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:58,940 Don't bring up my past. Brown, you know, you can only dream about her. 121 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,920 But I have the real thing. And what more can a man ask for? 122 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:07,200 A Bible and a fine squat. 123 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:10,740 Why do I even talk to you? 124 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:12,760 Because I'm the only one that understands this. 125 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,100 Now, what's that supposed to mean? 126 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,140 That means go home and Edna talk. 127 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,560 Bye. 128 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:26,340 Oh, I like this part. Oh, this is the old classical. 129 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,500 Yes, you tell him, Kizzy. 130 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,520 Kizzy? 131 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,980 I thought he'd never learn. 132 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,480 Okay, don't panic. 133 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,240 Think happy thoughts. 134 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,400 Think happy thoughts. I'm at church. 135 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:53,940 I'm at church. 136 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,820 Maybe I should just get a glass of water. Okay, get some water. 137 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:02,700 No, no, no, no. You're all done getting away from me that fast. 138 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:04,960 What? No. 139 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:24,380 know what i need to do what is it what is it carver i'm never gonna sleep again 140 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:29,840 i'm gonna keep my eyes open what i'm gonna keep them open when i break the 141 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,220 world's record carver i'm gonna sleep 142 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:54,290 track was under the toenails. There wasn't enough jelly on them. 143 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:58,230 The railroad track said there wasn't enough jelly on the toenails. 144 00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:00,970 Well, it didn't make sense the first time you said it. 145 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:04,930 I'm going to be good as new. I'll tell you, I just need one more bowl of 146 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:06,390 I'm going to be fine. 147 00:11:07,090 --> 00:11:09,730 I'm going to be fine. That's all I need. Just give me some cereal. 148 00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:12,350 I just got milk. 149 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:16,290 Mr. Brown, this is dick soap. 150 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:19,890 No, what? Why do these blue diamonds taste so clean? 151 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:21,450 You need sleep. 152 00:11:21,910 --> 00:11:24,430 Colonel, how am I going to sleep in Edna all up in my car? 153 00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:28,630 Colonel, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, 154 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:30,030 please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, 155 00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:30,050 please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, 156 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:31,050 please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, 157 00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:32,090 please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, 158 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:33,090 please, please, please, please. 159 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:40,250 Colonel, he's had a few more dreams about Miss Edna. Now he refuses to sleep 160 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:41,250 home. 161 00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:44,370 Mr. Brown, what are you doing? 162 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:50,490 look like i'm doing i'm shaving y 'all need to get out this bathroom because 163 00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:57,190 about to do a number three a number three is everything one and two can you 164 00:11:57,190 --> 00:12:02,410 oh that's nasty you know i had a recurring dream about taking my troops 165 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:07,990 battle and just before we stormed the beach i'd wake up in a cold sweat so 166 00:12:07,990 --> 00:12:12,710 did you do honey i took control of my dream i let it play out and i faced my 167 00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:17,880 fear Oh, so did you win the battle? Yeah, despite the fact I was wearing red 168 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,980 pumps and parachute pants. 169 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:20,520 But that's not important. 170 00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:22,860 What's important is the dream stop. 171 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,240 Oh, okay. 172 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,840 Mr. Brown, what? Is that your idea? 173 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,120 Mr. 174 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,620 Brown. 175 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:36,500 You've got to face your fear and let your dream play out, Mr. Brown. What am 176 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,500 doing? 177 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,020 Maybe I could. 178 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,280 That's easy you for it to say. 179 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,960 Nancy, Nancy, Nancy. 180 00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:01,140 You know, nurses at this hospital don't refer to the defibrillator as a 181 00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:03,500 thingamajiggy. Can I go finish your rounds, please? 182 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,980 Thank you. Oh, good. She found that. Whatchamacallit. 183 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,860 So where's my girl Shonda? 184 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,400 We just left the cafeteria. She'll be here in a minute. Really? 185 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,880 Yeah. 186 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,880 Well, did she say anything about me? 187 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,100 Yeah, y 'all are good. 188 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,300 She don't like you. 189 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:24,620 What? 190 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:26,660 Renee, how do you know that? 191 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:28,960 She said I don't like her. 192 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,720 But she didn't say that she hated me. 193 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,280 So that means I still got a chance, girl. I can fix this. 194 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,560 Doubt it. 195 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,480 Renee, there is a reason why I'm the head nurse. 196 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:42,590 Nobody else wanted the job? 197 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:49,750 Hey, Shonda, remember me? 198 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:51,370 I'm Sasha. 199 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:52,870 I thought it was Shay Shay. 200 00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:54,930 Look, girl, I gotta go. 201 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:57,130 Wait! No, no, no, no, no, no. We can't go now. 202 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:01,510 Because I bought you some cookies as a peace offering. 203 00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:03,270 No, thanks. 204 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,490 They're really good. 205 00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:07,050 In fact, I eat them all the time. 206 00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:08,990 Does that explain those thighs? 207 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:10,590 Fine. 208 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,680 Right? 209 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,320 Right? There's even walnuts in them. 210 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,160 I'm allergic to walnuts. Quick! 211 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,820 Somebody grab the watcher McCall! Sasha, I'm fine. 212 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:28,020 Nate, can I borrow your car to run to my mother? 213 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,540 Ooh, girl, my clutch keeps sticking. 214 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:31,780 No, you can borrow mine. 215 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,920 Oh, no, no. No, no, I don't think so. No, no, it's okay. It's not a problem. 216 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,080 Here, take the keys, girl. Take the keys. You got that. 217 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,500 Are you sure? 218 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,479 Yeah, you sure? 219 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,820 Yes. Yes, I'm going to be here all day anyway. 220 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,280 You know what? 221 00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:47,700 What are friends for? 222 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,140 Okay. If you insist. 223 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,020 Thanks. 224 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,260 You're okay, Sasha. Maybe the three of us can hang sometime. 225 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,840 I'd really like that. 226 00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:58,380 That'd be great. 227 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,080 Bye, friends. 228 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,060 Wow. I can't believe you did that. 229 00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:08,140 Why? Because you don't think I'm cool enough? 230 00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:10,690 No, because she's had six accidents. 231 00:15:11,890 --> 00:15:13,210 This year? This month. 232 00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:16,210 What? Yeah. 233 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:17,850 Well, how does that girl keep a license? 234 00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,170 Who says she had a license? 235 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,090 Stronger. Hey, girl, my clutch sticks, too. 236 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,390 You got an automatic. 237 00:15:29,890 --> 00:15:32,010 Cora, I can't do it. I ain't gonna be able to do this. 238 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:35,090 Now, the sooner you go to sleep, the sooner this whole thing will be over. 239 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:39,300 I can't just fall asleep. I have... four pots of coffee and two of them no 240 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:43,300 -sleep pills. You think I can just fall asleep just like that just because you 241 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:48,600 say... Yes. 242 00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,500 No signs of that wombat. 243 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,640 Am I asleep or am I dreaming? 244 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,670 If I'm dreaming, I can't do this. 245 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,290 I want hair. 246 00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:15,570 Gee, Raquel. 247 00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:18,730 Well, I guess it's better than nothing. 248 00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:22,090 I want to be thin. 249 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,970 I want to be thin. 250 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:30,690 Okay, just give me a half sandwich. 251 00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:35,750 Looking for me, Big Daddy? 252 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,520 ask for the whole pig. 253 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,040 I've been waiting for this moment. 254 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,720 Okay, please wake up. Please wake up. You can't run away from me, baby. 255 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:51,040 Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! I could just choke you. 256 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:56,000 Wait a minute! You mean to tell me you don't want to kiss me? You trying to 257 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,400 choke me? Kiss you? I wouldn't put my lips anywhere near them chicken juice. 258 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,360 What? That's fantastic! 259 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,770 Not anymore, bridal chucky. 260 00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:23,230 Ever since I found out you trying to kill me and not kiss me, I've been 261 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:24,230 like a baby. Ha! 262 00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:25,368 Thank you! 263 00:17:25,369 --> 00:17:30,270 You can't get your son. Get your son. You are a strange little fat man. 264 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:33,550 That's right. I'm strange and I'm fat, but I'm free. 265 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,570 Matter of fact, I'm fat free. 266 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:38,550 I'm so happy I can just kiss you in the... 267 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,530 so she's got to be responsible. 268 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:08,450 She ain't no lawyer. 269 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,830 But she said she worked at a law firm. 270 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:12,909 She does. 271 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,050 In the mail room. 272 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,370 What? Oh, 273 00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:20,270 Renee. But I just assumed that she was... See, that's where you go wrong. 274 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:21,270 always assuming. 275 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:23,050 And you know what happens when you assume? 276 00:18:24,510 --> 00:18:26,570 What? I assume you knew. 277 00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:32,050 Renee, but you never told me that... Look, no, look. Shonda is still good 278 00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:34,710 people. She just can't drive. That's why she ain't driving my car. 279 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,280 I thought your car was broken. 280 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:42,200 No, look, to be Shonda's friend, you have to have good luck, good insurance, 281 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,200 a good life. 282 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,360 Me? 283 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,340 How did this happen? 284 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,080 Because you didn't have a good life. 285 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,540 All I wanted to do was hang out. 286 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,320 I didn't know you valued our friendship that much. 287 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,420 I guess I didn't realize it either. 288 00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,580 Aw, Sasha. 289 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:12,690 you actually said that. 290 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,650 Well, you are the person that fills out our evals. 291 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,550 I mean, this ain't crazy. 292 00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:19,530 No, I do. 293 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:24,090 Oh, honey, how was that drive, girl? 294 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,249 Everything okay? 295 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,810 Yeah. Thanks, Sasha. 296 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:30,970 I even filled it up for you, too. Oh, wow, that is so cool. 297 00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:35,610 Oh, my gosh, you know, you didn't have to do that. Like you said, what are 298 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:36,610 friends for? 299 00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:38,890 You know what? 300 00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:41,070 I think the three of us should go out for drinks. 301 00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:42,530 My treat. 302 00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:43,630 See? 303 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,570 That's how you fit in. 304 00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:47,250 You know, I'm driving. 305 00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:49,410 Cool. Oh, wait, Sasha. 306 00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:52,330 There's a tiny scratch on your bumper. 307 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:54,610 How tiny? 308 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,950 About this big. Girl, I was trying to back up. You know what? It's okay. 309 00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:01,470 It's okay, and I'll just have a look at it later. 310 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:04,950 Cool. I put the bumper in your trunk along with your side mirror. 311 00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:07,010 Today? Yeah. 312 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,410 I know. I know. 313 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:11,930 I know, but look, I told you she's really nice. Come on. At least she put 314 00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:14,630 bumble in the trunk. She picked it up and actually put it in your trunk. 315 00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:16,250 She's got people. She's great. 316 00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:23,810 Cora, I just got through cleaning out the garage. I mowed the grass and I 317 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:24,389 the car. 318 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,650 Oh, thank you, Mr. Brown. Yeah, anything else I can do? Oh, you know what? Can 319 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:28,730 you go pick Reggie up for me? 320 00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:30,470 Oh, who is this blowing? 321 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:35,750 Cora, I don't have to go pick up Reggie. He just pulled up in a brand stinking 322 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:36,750 new car. 323 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,200 Tyler for Carver! 23763

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