All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s03e34 The Loot

Oh, Cara.

Was that you?

What are you talking about?

Cara, what is that smell?

What? Girl, you need to do something.

I'm cooking my bacon egg artichoke
casserole. At the counter, it was number

Well, it smell like a number two, Cara.

That's nasty.

I don't be like that, Mr. Brown. Well, I
ain't being like nothing. Cara,

somebody break it in. Here, throw your
casserole at it. Stop it. Stop being

silly, Mr. Brown.

Oh, it's just Derek.

Oh. Oh.

And hug it back.

Hey, you don't know how to fashion when
you see it. I know you must have been

hot when you got dressed.

Now, if Brian's criticizing your
clothing, he knows something's wrong.

Look, hey, what clothes my clothes?

Nothing if you're at the Scrabble board
on Soul Train. Number two.

So what are you guys doing here so
early? Early?

Yeah. We had a 7 o 'clock tea time.

It's 9 .30 now, and we only drink
coffee, you know. No.

No, no, we played nine holes, a little
practice round.

But for the tournament, we need another
man.

Yeah, and since we couldn't find one, we
thought we'd get you.

Oh, I play golf. Oh, that's nice. What's
for breakfast?

Oh, you know what? I like golf. Let me
go get my helmet and my cup and my thigh

pads. Told you it was a bad idea.

Hey, I play golf. Carter, quit
interrupting.

What y 'all need another man for?

Well, uh, the Colonel's friend, Roscoe,
had to drop out.

Oh, slacker, probably.

What's his excuse?

Well, he died.

Well, that sounds like a pretty good
excuse.

So, Bron, are you playing or not?

I ain't played in a while. I don't know.
I need some practice. Look, I'll play

golf. Okay, look, I'll play, but I'm
going to need a new hat. I'm going to

a new shirt, and I need some shoulder
pads.

Oh, yeah, and some of those long metal
things, I'm going to use some of them

with the big ball on the end.

Clubs. Yes, yes, I'm going to need the
clubs, and then also get me some cleats.

I need cleats. Fine, fine, let's go.

Yes. You know, and we also going to...
Wait a minute. Hey, guys, wait. What

he have that I don't have?

Balls. Yes.

Balls. Balls. That's what we need. Well,
I can buy some balls. That ain't fair.

What?

You've got to be kidding me.

What do you see?

Girl, you got some long hair up in here.

Oh, shoot, my bad.

It's my eyelash. I knew I shouldn't have
got these from the corner store.

So how bad is it?

Oh, yeah.

I hate to be the one to tell you this,
but, um... Break time!

Oh, hey, Renee, could you... Break time!

What's wrong with that nerd?

You won't be here long enough for me to
explain that.

Okay,

it says right here that you have got...
Sasha?

Chrissy?

Ever since the reunion? Oh, my God, how
are you? Well, you tell me.

Well,

according to your test results, you're
fine. Yeah, you're good to go.

I am?

Yeah. I'm not being admitted? No.

But I still have this pain in my left
arm.

Well, no, no, no. According to this,
it's your right arm. See?

Renee?

What do you think you're doing?

Not listening to your conversation.

Do you see anything wrong with this
chart?

Huh? Let me see.

Oh. Yeah.

I was wondering where my other eyelash
was.

No. No, you made a mistake on my friend
Christy's chart.

Oh, you two know each other. I knew it.

Bougie birds of a feather flock
together. We grew up in the same

Slumber parties at my...

If you have any more symptoms, please
don't hesitate to come back, okay?

Or I could just stay.

Are you crazy?

Please. Why would anybody want to stay
in the hospital?

Rich doctors, too quiet toilet paper,
all the Q -tips you can use.

Oh, don't act like it's just me.

What?

Okay, Brown, we got a lot of work to do
here.

Now, what's your handicap?

I'm not anymore.

Yeah, they fixed it. It was my left leg.
It was longer than my right leg. But

they put this thing on it and stretched
it out.

You know what was crazy? When I used to
run, it used to make me run in a circle.

I couldn't run in a circle just like
this. Okay, never mind. Never mind.

Let's just tell you about the greens.

Oh, I already know about greens. I
already know about the turnip greens.

You got your mustard greens. You got
your mixed turnip mustard greens. What's

wrong with you, focus?

I am.

Y 'all ask me. Okay, listen to me.

Which one is your driver?

Whichever one of y 'all going to be
driving. I thought I was driving a

No, Brown. The club you're going to be
driving with.

Oh, that's easy. I know that. That's
your driver, right? No.

You're the driver.

Oh, no.

Mm -hmm. You're driver.

That's your pitching wedge.

Oh. Yeah, let's just start with that.
Yeah. Okay, we'll start with this. Get

right here. All right.

Y 'all ready? Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Let me see you swing, Brown.

Oh, it's on the front porch. You know, I
used to like to sit on that swing and

sip cool lemonade and watch the dog
swing.

Oh, oh, my God, swing. Okay. Y 'all back
up, because I don't want y 'all to get

hurt.

What is wrong with you? I'm stretching.
You can't just get out and start

swinging without stretching. That's how
people pull a leg string.

Now, how's that going to help? You
watch. You got to watch me. Look at

check the barometric pressure. Bob, will
you just do it? Just swing.

I am checking the barometric pressure.

You want to watch the news, that's what
you don't do. Watch weather.

Okay.

Now, look, you don't have to swing that
hard. This is a pitching wedge.

Just pitch it.

Well, why y 'all didn't say that? Y 'all
was having to stand up here doing all

this slang and sweating and stuff. If I
could pitch this out... Oh!

Six!

That's four.

No, that's the sixth cat I done hit
today.

I knew this one of them would. I knew
it. Come on, come on, come on. Just be

patient. Okay, relax.

All right, find your center.

Yeah, while you're finding your thinner,
can you find them balls I hit over the

fence earlier?

Okay, Brown, let me show you how to do
it.

Okay. What the? What are you doing? I'm
showing you how to swing, Brown. But I

don't swing like that. What are you
doing?

It means you golf swing. Well, you can't
just walk up behind somebody and put

your arms around like I got an apron on.

Curly, you want some eggs and bacon?
Come on, Brown, just focus.

I am, but I can't focus with a big old
hairy man breathing down my neck. You'll

be all right. You're worse than my dear.

You can left that boat straight on the
takeaway.

Okay. All right, looks good, looks good.
All right? Now, how does that feel? How

does that feel? Oh, that feel good. That
feel good. What are y 'all doing out

here? Oh! Oh!

How about them baffles? Pass me those.
Oh, that's sort of warm.

Yes. Cobra, I'm going to go check on
Sister Johnson's cat.

Yes, I'm macho.

So how's Mr. Brown doing?

Honestly, Cory, he sucked.

He sucked.

Well, maybe I should give him a few
corners. You know I played in college.

You did?

Yeah. Well, why didn't you tell us? I
guess I just slipped my mind.

Are you any good?

Well, you know, I may be a little rusty,
but it's been a minute.

Let's see what I got here.

know if I should.

I couldn't. Why?

Well, who's going to break the news to
Mr.

Brown?

You know how sensitive he is. Yeah,
yeah.

I mean, it has to be somebody, you know,
with a lot of tech.

You know, a lot of tech. Yeah.

You're right.

You going to do it? Yeah, good luck on
that, Cora.

Wait a minute.

Well, Christy, you just can't stay
awake, can you? Yeah.

I was halfway home, and I got the worst
pain in my stomach. It felt like it was

going to explode.

Good. Okay.

And how about that pain in your arm?

It's still a little sore.

All right.

Well, I hate to say this, but you're
going to have to be admitted.

That's okay.

They usually keep me under observation
for at least three days.

Okay.

All right, well, we're going to try to
get you out of here a lot faster than

that. Take your time.

Oh, Christy.

Honey, I heard that you were back.

Is everything okay?

Yep.

We're taking good care of her.

All right, I'm going to order some
tests. I feel like I'm just falling

The last time my doctor said that it
could be either abdominal or pancreatic.

Well, that sounds odd.

Are you sure?

Why? You think I'm lying?

No, Christy.

It's looking like your symptoms keep
changing.

I've got a complicated medical history.
I don't need my friend giving me the

start degree.

It's not that. It's not?

No.

Look, it sounds like you keep getting
misdiagnosed.

And I want to make sure that you get the
help that you need. So let's just let

the doctor do his job.

It's bizarre because you were fine this
morning.

That's why they keep me under
observation.

You know what? Whatever it is, Will's
going to figure it out, and you'll be

of here in no time. I don't mind
staying.

Let's hope you don't have to.

Woo!

Somebody put her attack there?

Are you going to be here when I get
back?

Oh, girl, I sure hope not. I'm trying to
get out of here. I came in here. I

think she was talking to me.

And yes, I will be here for you.

All right, Mr. Orderly, don't forget to
swing back and pick me up.

Oh, Renee, this makes no sense.

It does make sense. I'm tired.

I've been on my feet all day, Sasha.

First of all, that's a lie.

Secondly, you need to... Uh, Sasha, how
old are you now, Christy?

I told you, Wilson, since we were kids.

Why? Because something doesn't add up.
Her symptoms keep changing.

Oh, well, maybe this explains it.

Okay, could you get out of her purse?

Either your girl is a window washer or
she's making her own stuff big.

Yeah, well, that's ridiculous, because
Chrissy wouldn't do something like that.

Well, uh, has she suffered any childhood
traumas? Not that I know of.

Oh, you know what? I read about this.

I bet you your girl got that, um,
munchkin syndrome.

You mean munchhausen syndrome.

It's when people intentionally harm
themselves to receive sympathy from

Oh, and she's strong.

Well, personally, I think you're both
wrong.

Well, this is cleaning fluid.

Well, that doesn't mean anything.

There's lipstick on the bottle.

Mr.

Brown, golf isn't for everybody, and by
everybody, I mean you.

Oh, I didn't say that.

Look, Mr. Brown, you remember that
movie, He Got Gang?

Well, they wasn't talking about you.

I didn't say that either.

Okay, okay, okay. Mr. Brown, you
remember that song, Bad, Bad Leroy

They was talking about your swing.

You didn't either?

What am I going to say, Mr. Brown?

Yes, Carmen.

Who? You here?

Yeah, I live here, duh.

Who you talking to?

Carter, can you hurry this up? Because I
got to get to the links. You know,

that's golf talk. You don't understand
golf talk.

Oh, yeah.

Well, about that, Mr. Brown, I have this
problem I need to talk to you about.

Okay, can you just push, move it on
forward a little bit? Because Derek is

of waiting on me at the tea time. Yes,
that's golf talk, too. You don't

understand golf talk. Oh. I got a strike
today, you know. Okay.

Well, that's the problem.

Say what?

Nothing. Well, I was just, Mr. Brown,
see, this is you.

Yes.

This here is your golf.

Oh, you're talking about I'm crushing
the competition.

Yeah, I'm a player, Carter.

I just crush a lot. Yeah. I see how I'm
crushing it. Yeah.

Oh, I'm so happy you're supporting your
daddy in this game, girl. Yes,

Kirby, you know I'm excited.

I'm excited that I get to play the same
game as Tiger Woods.

You know I hit the ball today.

Yeah? Well, actually, I didn't hit it. I
swung so hard, and the wind from the

thing knocked the ball off the tee.

Yeah, but it moved, though. That's all
it can is the ball is moving.

Yeah.

Are you excited about this, huh? Sure,
yeah, I'm excited.

Yeah, we get to hang out like the three
musty tears.

Yes, and the three Negroes.

And the four tops, yes. It was four. One
of them didn't make it.

I just have one thing to say. What is
it, Carl?

Have fun.

Okay. I'm going to put on my good golf
clothes. This is my training stuff. I'm

training people.

You should have seen me at that strike.

So, am I being admitted?

Well, you're going to be under 24 -hour
observation.

Is that it?

Is there something you want to tell me?

Not really.

Chrissy, how could you do this to
yourself?

You wouldn't understand.

What do you mean I wouldn't understand?

Chrissy, we grew up together. We were
friends.

Yeah?

Why do you think I was always at your
house?

My mom's meatloaf?

No.

Your house was fun. I could play with
you and your cousins.

The only time I got any attention at
home was when I was sick.

I didn't know that.

Did you ever try to get any help?

Yeah. It worked for a while.

But when my husband got sick, I spent so
much time at the hospital, I fell back

in my old habits.

Why didn't you say anything?

I thought I could handle it on my own.

Look, hey.

Look, you don't have to, okay?

We're going to get you a therapist and
we're going to handle this together.

Thanks, Sasha. Yeah?

But that's what friends are for.

All right, I'm here for you.

Now, you know I've still got my mom's
meatloaf recipe, right?

I'd rather drink bug spray.

Oh. And I have.

Hey, Cora, I thought you were going to
tell Brown we didn't want him to play

golf with us. I tried, but I didn't want
to break his heart. Well, you should

have broken his clubs.

I'm sorry. Did you guys lose by a lot?
Well, not exactly.

Cora, look. Look at that.

I won, Cora. You did?

Yes, I left them other golfers.

They were just in my dust. Look like
that, Cora. They were chasing you. No,

were our sore losers. They sore losers
because I'm a winner.

They was jealous of me.

Yes, Cora, look here.

I'm going to go put this up on my shelf
in there.

You know, before I go, I would like to
thank the Golfing Academy for

golf talent and not politics. That's
what I want to thank you for.

Yes, thank you, Lord.

I'm going to put this up for you. Look
at that thing shining.

How in the world did you guys win the
tournament?

We didn't take that idiot to the
tournament.

He said he played golf.

Yeah, miniature golf.

He gave trophies to all the special
kids.

Yeah, and we took him there because we
didn't want him to hurt anybody.

We were wrong. So wrong.

Well, what happened?

On the ninth hole, Mr. Brown got into a
fist fight with a 90 -year -old man.

Yeah. Did anybody get hurt?

Well, Mr. Brown had him down for a
while.

And the old man took his dentures out
and bit him.

It was all over from there.

So what about the tournament? Well, it
starts in the hour. Can you meet us

there? Yeah, yeah.

I will. I'll meet you on the tee box.
All right. That's golf talk.

Golf talk, yeah.

I didn't prepare.

I just prepared a small segment of my
imagination, and I'd like to share some

it with you.

I'd like to thank the Golf Academy of
Golf and Science.

I'd like to thank the Miniature Golf
Academy for giving me this award, to

which all things are possible if you
just believe.

I would like to thank the one person who
made this possible in my life.

Me. Me!

Watch this, Cora. I'm going to show you
this.

This is how they do it when they play in
the golf.

Mr. Brown needs to shot on the 18th hole
for a ducky.

Birdie, Mr. Brown.

Birdie, ducky, chicken, whatever it is.
You know what I'm talking about.

Watch this, Cora.

You can do it.

If you're going to talk, you're going to
mess up my backswing. I got the

backswing, and I got to come down into
it. But I can't do it if you're talking.

So you look.

Be quiet. Do I look like I need porn?

Corey, you're moving your feet and
stuff.

Beat your feet still.

Corey,

you see that?

Oh, you see that shot.

Yes. Corey, you see it?