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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,340 --> 00:00:05,160 Right, right. Like you accidentally slept with her sister. 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,960 What are you watching, Sasha? 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,240 A grown -up show. 4 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:10,360 Here you go. 5 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,360 Oh, I already saw it. I knew he wasn't the mother. 6 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,400 Okay. 7 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:16,920 Ta -da! 8 00:00:17,740 --> 00:00:20,520 I just finished ironing your Adventure Scouts uniform. 9 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:21,960 Thanks, Sasha. 10 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,500 Am I supposed to wear this or fly it? 11 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:28,920 I don't do that. 12 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,900 I'm guessing too much starch. 13 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:33,320 Okay, smarty pants, I'll fix it. 14 00:00:34,980 --> 00:00:36,340 Or I could just not go. 15 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:38,800 Uncle Brian, you're crazy. 16 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,920 I'm telling you, Mr. Freddy was the best dressed man on TV. 17 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,500 He was not. 18 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:44,960 Okay, who was? 19 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,440 Everybody else. 20 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,060 You don't know nothing about dressing anyway. You still think everything 21 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,160 match. Yeah. 22 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:52,960 No. 23 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:55,540 How you doing, man? 24 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,800 What's up? 25 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,240 Hey, baby doll. Hey. 26 00:00:58,540 --> 00:00:59,840 You ready to go on your camping trip? 27 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,440 I may have to miss it. Why? 28 00:01:03,220 --> 00:01:04,739 Because I'm not going to be there. 29 00:01:05,980 --> 00:01:08,800 I thought you liked being an adventure scout. 30 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:10,740 I love being a scout. 31 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,760 It's the adventure part I can do without. You know, I'm a city kid. 32 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:18,980 Yep, I bet you the closest you ever come to camping was them three nights y 'all 33 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:20,480 slept in your mama's car, wasn't it? 34 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,440 Mmm, hot dogs grilled over an open lighter. 35 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,090 I'm not going. 36 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:30,170 Oh, come on, honey. It can't be that bad. 37 00:01:30,410 --> 00:01:34,110 But bad things happen to people in the woods. And I don't want to come face to 38 00:01:34,110 --> 00:01:35,110 face with Jason. 39 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:38,990 Oh, no, no. Well, Paul, it ain't that bad. I'm telling you, I used to take 40 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:41,190 camping all the time. And it was great. 41 00:01:41,410 --> 00:01:46,090 Really? Yes. Well, except for that time the wolves tried to drag him off. But we 42 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:47,090 got him back. 43 00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:49,970 That's because you tried to store the meat in my sleeping bag. 44 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:52,330 You live and you learn. 45 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:56,060 Yeah. I always learned what not to do when I was two. 46 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,660 Look, I'll teach you how to camp. 47 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,400 Well, come, let me tell you something. 48 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,500 You got great ancestry in your blood now. 49 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:09,639 Yes, my great -great -aunt on my cousin's daddy's side was part Indian. 50 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,460 Yes, I'm slightly Indian. 51 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:17,780 Her name was one who cooks with grease, and her husband was called Chief Running 52 00:02:17,780 --> 00:02:18,780 Man. 53 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,720 Every summer, they would take me camping, along with their friends, the 54 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,110 people. The village people? 55 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:29,210 The point is, they taught me everything I need to know about camping and how to 56 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:30,330 spell Y -M -C -A. 57 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:33,930 Yes, what I'm going to do is I'm going to teach you how to camp brown style. 58 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:37,470 Or we could just buy you a book on camping. 59 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:39,310 Books are worthless. No, no. 60 00:02:39,790 --> 00:02:41,650 Well, that is Brianna's motto. 61 00:02:43,010 --> 00:02:44,690 How about we do a trial run in the backyard? 62 00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:46,450 Okay, good. I'll bring snacks. 63 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:50,120 No, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. You're not supposed to bring snacks on a camping 64 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:54,620 trip. All right? We're supposed to live off the land, eat fish from the stream. 65 00:02:55,420 --> 00:02:56,820 Okay, I got a quick question. 66 00:02:57,180 --> 00:03:00,060 When's the last time you seen a stream anywhere near our garage? 67 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:04,020 Huh? Okay, well, hey, we can roast some squirrel. 68 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,300 Or we can die of starvation. Or even worse. 69 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,780 A fervation. Why you get a dumb idea we gonna do it out in the back? 70 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,860 Fervation? Yes, fervation. That's not even a word. What's fervation? 71 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,120 It's when your throat dries. 72 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,800 Hey, 73 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:29,560 Simone. I'm thinking about getting braces. What do you think? 74 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:34,700 Why? Your legs are fine. I mean, you're a little pigeon -toed, but... Simone, I 75 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:35,700 meant on my teeth. 76 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,439 What do you want in your smoothie? 77 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,660 A T -bone steak. 78 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,360 Baby's got me starving. 79 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:47,820 Speaking of babies, you know your Mommy and Me class is at 8 tonight, not 1240. 80 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:52,700 Yeah, you know that big hand, little hand thing always confuses me. 81 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:54,980 I'm sure you're there. 82 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,980 All they do is serve these really fattening cookies. I swear, the girls in 83 00:03:58,980 --> 00:04:00,860 get bigger and bigger every time I see them. 84 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:05,480 Oh, my God! 85 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:09,750 It's clam chowder. 86 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:11,790 You're still going with me, right? 87 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:12,989 Of course. 88 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:13,990 That's what friends are for. 89 00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:20,190 Hey! 90 00:04:20,529 --> 00:04:21,529 What's up, my man? 91 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:23,030 Come on, have a seat, have a seat, have a seat. 92 00:04:23,990 --> 00:04:25,390 Look at this. It's exciting. 93 00:04:26,670 --> 00:04:30,530 The keys to an enjoyable camping trip is having all the right equipment. 94 00:04:31,030 --> 00:04:33,170 Okay? Check it out. Look over here. 95 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:36,870 We got our fishing poles so we can catch fish, right? 96 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,120 We got a little bug jar right here, so we can catch bugs. 97 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:47,000 And, uh, we got sleeping bags, so we can catch disease. 98 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,800 I'd rather have a phone to catch a cab. 99 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:57,160 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Joaquin, come on, come on, come on, come on, come 100 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,160 on. This is gonna be fun. 101 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:04,880 As long as you remember, safety first, and keep your bag as light as possible. 102 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,600 doing. I'm trying to teach Wacom how to count. That's right. 103 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:24,340 I'll teach you what to do, and he'll teach you what not to do. 104 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,280 What's in the backpack? 105 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:29,640 Oh, this is everything you'll need for home. 106 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,580 This is camping gear. Yes, that's what we call it. 107 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,600 It looks heavy. 108 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,040 No, this is not heavy. 109 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:40,940 That's deceiving to your eyes. This is light as a feather. See if I take 110 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,960 Wait a minute. 111 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:46,620 Wait, nephew. 112 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:47,980 I'm following... 113 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:53,490 Colonel, I'm stuck on the shelf. 114 00:05:54,910 --> 00:06:00,430 Stop. Grab me. I got you. Get my arm. You can't pull me by my leg. My arm. 115 00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:01,650 All right. 116 00:06:02,450 --> 00:06:03,450 Wait, 117 00:06:05,610 --> 00:06:08,310 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 118 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:12,369 I'm good. 119 00:06:12,370 --> 00:06:13,370 Okay. 120 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:15,590 I'm good. I'm good. 121 00:06:16,770 --> 00:06:18,930 Where in the world did you get all this stuff from? 122 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:20,330 Oh, this old... 123 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:25,130 My father accumulated from years and years of camping, yes. 124 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:28,730 Why is the price tag still on it? 125 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:33,050 Stay in the child's place. Back up. Back 20 feet. Give me 50 feet. Back up. 126 00:06:33,070 --> 00:06:34,070 There we go. 127 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:39,790 Now look, all we're going to need, Joaquin, is this handy little camping 128 00:06:40,270 --> 00:06:44,150 You don't need no camping, man. Let me tell you what it is. Hey, I took this 129 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:48,010 camping one time. He got stung in the face by a bee. And he ran around like 130 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:49,950 this. I need to go to the hospital. 131 00:06:50,550 --> 00:06:52,270 I need to go to the hospital. 132 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:55,050 Uncle Brian, that's not funny. I'm allergic to bees. 133 00:06:55,390 --> 00:06:57,050 Well, I'm allergic to a bunch of excuses. 134 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:59,230 So what? Your tongue was swollen. You couldn't breathe. 135 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:01,550 Excuses? Excuses. Oh. 136 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:03,810 You know, Joaquin, here. 137 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:06,730 Help me with the tenner. You going to help Uncle Brian? We're going to get our 138 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:07,689 living quarters together. 139 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:10,770 No, I'm going to build my own. own living quarters. Well, fine. Get your 140 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:14,010 living quarters then. I am. All right. Well, last one done is a rotten egg. 141 00:07:14,850 --> 00:07:18,190 I'm not going to sit here and play these childish games and competition with 142 00:07:18,190 --> 00:07:20,790 you. I'm not going to do it. You need this to get going? 143 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,810 Yeah, yeah. Put that in right there. Here it is right there. Go get it. All 144 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:24,810 right. Go. 145 00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:28,850 Come on. Come on. 146 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,250 Wow. 147 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:33,770 You look nice, Brianna. 148 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:35,590 Thank you. 149 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:36,990 Woo -hoo. 150 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,290 Don't get too excited. 151 00:07:41,230 --> 00:07:42,230 Honey, what's wrong? 152 00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:46,250 The most popular girl in school invited me to a party and she's on her way to 153 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:47,250 pick me up right now. 154 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:49,190 The nerve of some people. 155 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:55,610 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Weren't you supposed to hang out with Simone 156 00:07:56,830 --> 00:07:57,830 I was. 157 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,890 I didn't want to hold her hand tonight. 158 00:08:00,450 --> 00:08:02,530 I want to party. I didn't get pregnant. 159 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:05,870 Okay, Brianna. Have a seat, honey. 160 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:08,050 Let's have a moment. 161 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:10,950 Um. 162 00:08:11,530 --> 00:08:14,810 You know, I don't exactly agree with Simone being pregnant. 163 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:17,690 But you have to remember that she is your friend. 164 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:20,370 I know, but why do I have to suffer? 165 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:22,830 Well, that's all in how you look at it. 166 00:08:23,490 --> 00:08:26,850 I don't think that being there for your friend is suffering at all. 167 00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:29,210 Think about it. 168 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,130 That must be Jocelyn. 169 00:08:33,909 --> 00:08:35,470 Looks like you thought about it. 170 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:38,710 Simone! Hey, Mrs. 171 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:45,590 Still grown. 172 00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:46,770 Yeah. 173 00:08:46,990 --> 00:08:48,630 Yeah. Yeah. 174 00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:50,410 Hey, Brianna. 175 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:54,530 Hey. You sure are dressed really nice for watching Joaquin. 176 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:57,550 Wait a minute. 177 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:02,690 What? Is that my dress? 178 00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:06,970 Yes. It's your dress. 179 00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:10,530 You look so cute in it. Thank you. So cute. 180 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:11,850 So. 181 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:19,800 supposed to be in class well i thought i'd come over and help my bff babysit 182 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,180 where's lover boy anyway 183 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:29,240 aren't 184 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:35,960 you gonna get that take what omg am i hearing bells again 185 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:42,260 ready for the party bruchetta 186 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:45,810 What is she doing here? 187 00:09:46,510 --> 00:09:47,510 Who? 188 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:53,970 Um, babysitting? 189 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:30,720 having cancer and i was like okay i really need you to wash my cheerleading 190 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:37,400 uniform you know some people are just so selfish i mean am i wrong that's what i 191 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:42,600 said anyway see you in school tomorrow my new bss 192 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:22,360 something like that what go to a party you lied to me and you chose to hang out 193 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:27,740 with jocelyn and her clones instead of me that's not true how can you say it's 194 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:31,460 not true you went without me they didn't think you would look right if you were 195 00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:37,600 there okay why am i not good enough because i'm pregnant 196 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:43,680 not even like that yes it is i thought we were better than that We are better 197 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,400 than that. You can save it, Brianna. 198 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,560 I see how it is. 199 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,920 You don't know how it is? 200 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,680 Do you really think my life is supposed to stop just because you got pregnant? 201 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:58,240 You're not my only friend, Simone. 202 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:02,820 Well, how about I make it easier for you? From now on, I'm not your friend at 203 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:03,820 all. 204 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,170 Sleeping bag down. 205 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,170 Got our favorite pillows. 206 00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:21,150 Our tent is looking good. 207 00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:23,410 Man, this is home sweet home. 208 00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:26,130 This is so cool. 209 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:27,490 Yeah, I know. 210 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:33,010 Uncle Brian, a teepee, really? 211 00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:38,710 Yeah, a teepee, really. This is how the Native Americans communed with the 212 00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:39,710 natures. 213 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:43,350 Well, come on. Do what I do. Watch. 214 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,140 which way the wind is blowing? 215 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,440 No, this is telling us that our fingers are wet. 216 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,700 That's camping humor. 217 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,580 That's not even funny. 218 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,260 It is. No, it's not. Oh, you're just jealous. 219 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:03,920 Look, where's the food? 220 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,320 Here it is. 221 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,660 Look at that. Beans and freeze -dried eggs. 222 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:11,520 So where's the can opener, Joaquin? 223 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,120 Uh, I didn't bring it. 224 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,620 He forgot it. 225 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:19,960 You forgot it. 226 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:27,940 Okay, Joaquin, the camping manual specifically listed can opener is one of 227 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,100 things we were supposed to bring, remember? 228 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:32,120 Don't even worry about it, okay? Because I got an extra one. 229 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:37,400 We don't need no camping manual. Look, early men didn't use no camping manual, 230 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,380 and they sure didn't have no can opener. 231 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,980 What you got to do is you got to learn to live off the land. 232 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,340 Got to learn to fish and hunt. Now, back up. I'm going to show you all how to 233 00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:50,080 fish. See, you got to be able to throw that out there good and strong, Waco. 234 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,800 Get it out there so you can catch fish. 235 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,240 There it comes. 236 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,420 Oh, there it comes, Waco. 237 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:57,440 Yes, come on in here. Look at it, Waco. It's a big one. 238 00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,880 Look at this, Waco. 239 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:03,140 Dinner is served. 240 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,160 What type of fish are these? 241 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,160 Bluegill? No, blue light special. 242 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,020 99 cent a pound. Yes, that's what they... 243 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,499 Wait, wait, wait. 244 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:21,080 How you gonna do that, huh? We didn't chop any firewood. 245 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,680 You gonna burn the grass? 246 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:28,900 No, no, no, no. The only people burning grass is your mama and Uncle Joe. 247 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,600 I got better ways of starting a fire. 248 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:38,440 What we gonna use is we gonna use this right here. 249 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,380 Boom! Look at that. 250 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:43,180 Genuine fire -starting grill. 251 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,380 There are no space heaters in the woods. 252 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:50,250 Yeah, Mr. Brown. Y 'all got to learn to use what you got. 253 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:55,950 Use what's around you. Now, right now, the only thing around us is a plug. 254 00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:56,950 here. 255 00:14:57,690 --> 00:15:00,030 Well, come on. I bet you Will don't have one of these. 256 00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:02,850 Satellite. You want to watch some TV? 257 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,610 Yeah. Come on in. 258 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,010 How's the reception in there? 259 00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,370 The picture's amazing. 260 00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:10,930 It's HD. 261 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,510 HD as in hot, dummy. 262 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:50,230 being invited to a party, and then accused me of being a whack friend. 263 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:53,750 Well, you and Simone did have plans tonight. 264 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:57,130 Well, I didn't feel like going to another Mommy and Me class. 265 00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:03,010 And then Jocelyn came by and... And you decided to go with her instead. 266 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:06,390 I see. 267 00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,110 What do you mean, I see? 268 00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:10,530 I'm not wrong. 269 00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:12,990 Honey, I never said that you were. 270 00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:14,670 Yeah, but... 271 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:19,120 You said I see like you knew I was wrong and you just didn't want to come out 272 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,860 and say it. Well, that's not what I meant. 273 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,620 I was thinking the Jocelyn girl. 274 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:31,360 Isn't she the same one that took up for you when those three girls wanted to 275 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,640 fight? No. 276 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:34,420 That was Simone. 277 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,620 My bad. 278 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:37,880 Jocelyn, I got it. 279 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,720 I got it. She's the girl that... 280 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,560 Stayed with you when you locked yourself in the girls' bathroom that time and 281 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,560 the... No. 282 00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:46,840 That was Simone, too. 283 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,740 My bad again. 284 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:53,860 Well, I guess that this Jocelyn girl... Okay, I get it. 285 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,760 I get it. Good. 286 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,500 Now make sure Simone knows that. 287 00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:09,980 Shh. Walker! 288 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,339 This right here is my favorite camping tradition. 289 00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:15,400 Shh, be quiet, be quiet. Watch this. 290 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,880 He's going to get you back. You ain't have to do that. That was for you. 291 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:47,620 Sorry, Joaquin. 292 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,900 Camping's not scary. This is fun. 293 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,020 We should do this every weekend. 294 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,920 What about doing nothing every weekend? I can't do everything weekend. I got 295 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:57,920 church. 296 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,300 Whatever. 297 00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:03,780 I'm just glad I got you back. 298 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,520 I'm hungry. See if there's any more hot dogs over here in the cooler. 299 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:08,800 Here's this hot dog. 300 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,080 You think? 301 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,820 So, you ready for that real kick? 302 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,480 Indians invented breakdancing right there. 303 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,280 Break it down. 304 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,000 Yes. Yes. 305 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,260 Found your keys. 306 00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,380 Thanks. 307 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,600 No, wait. 308 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,520 I owe you an apology. 309 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,560 Yes, you do. 310 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,540 I should have been honest with you. 311 00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:13,270 I'm tired of doing all this baby stuff with you, and I just wanted to do 312 00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:14,270 something fun. 313 00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:15,570 Did you have fun? 314 00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:17,390 No. 315 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:20,390 I was bored out of my mind without you. 316 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:23,850 Aww. 317 00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:27,190 I'm glad you had a terrible time. 318 00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:28,930 I'm sorry, too. 319 00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:30,670 What are you sorry for? 320 00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:33,130 For dragging you around through all this baby stuff. 321 00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,850 I don't always mind. You're my girl. 322 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:38,430 It's not like you have to go to all of them with me. 323 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,320 I'm a big girl. 324 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,720 I'm about to be a really big girl. 325 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,340 And I can't go to parties. 326 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,760 And nobody's going to want to be around. 327 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,880 And then I'll tell you the ones that I can make and the ones I can't. But I'll 328 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,880 probably make most of them. 329 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,140 Thanks, Brianna. 330 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,420 You're welcome. Love it. 331 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:17,600 So, sit down and tell me about that terrible time you had at that party. 332 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,880 Ugh, it was the worst time ever. 333 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:22,540 That's just a good girl slipping her hair. 334 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:35,200 He's gonna be good. I'm gonna pull Frank on everybody. 335 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:36,660 Well, what's new? 336 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:39,010 Camping is not all about pranks, okay? 337 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:43,150 It's about learning about nature and learning a little bit about yourself. 338 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,610 Where's Mr. 339 00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:45,469 Brown? 340 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:48,650 Um, he's a little tied up. 24529