All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s03e20 The Test

Two, three, four, is that Venus? I
wonder what Serena is.

Hey, Mr. Brown. Hey, Cora. Oh, Lord.
Hey, Sasquatch. What are you doing? I

sitting there chatting the cracks in the
ceiling until y 'all interrupted me.

What? Now I got to start all over. The
three, four, five, they're going to

earth.

Man, why are you doing that?

Because there ain't nothing else to do
around here.

What were y 'all about to do?

We're about to go have lunch.

Oh, where we going?

You want to come too?

Yes, yes. Oh, man.

Oh, well, that's a great idea.

Yeah, well, I'll go unless y 'all
ashamed of me to go. Oh, no, no, no. No,

not. You sure?

I'm ashamed.

It's just that it's a date.

Right.

Yeah, it's a date.

Work on on y 'all little tape.

I'd just be sitting here by myself,
lonely.

I hope I don't die.

Because people die and people don't find
their body until Buzzards is boozing

around and their body is stinking and
decayed and decrepit.

He looks so pitiful.

He always looks pitiful. Sure, not this
pitiful.

Why don't we stay here for lunch?

Because he's here.

That's why we're going out.

Okay, fine.

Good. Cora, what are we going to eat?

A big bowl with three of the crowd.

Well, I have some leftover meatloaf.
Would you like a sandwich?

Yeah, Cora, I'm going to put some
pickles and mayonnaise on mine.

Hey, I'm going to go get my swim stuff.

Cora, I'm going to go upstairs and we're
going to come back outside. We're going

to play in the water. I'm going to get
the water hose and wet you.

We're going outside!

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about him,
Reggie. I didn't... Cora, baby, when are

we going to get some time alone?

Well, maybe we have to spend some time
at your house. No.

My mama's ten times worse than he is.

I wish they was kids because then we can
get them together and they can have a

play date. And then we can sneak out.

Shut it down.

Aren't they too old for a play date? Oh,
Cora, baby, I would ship them to the

moon to get some more time with you.

You're so sweet.

I'm mentioning to him. Oh, don't do
that.

What? Let's just put them together and
see what happens. It's better to ask

forgiveness than permission. Okay.

What? What we gonna do after lunch is we
gonna see who can hold their breath

alone. Oh, that's a great idea.

I'll stand over you and I'll bet you set
a world record.

Oh, and then when I get through, you can
break it because I can hold your head.

Let him drink.

You know, to keep those theaters so
cold. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No need

that. I'll be there to keep you nice.

And what?

Pregnant and full of babies like a
rabbit?

Like I was saying, you better grab your
sweater. Thank you. Oh, y 'all about to

go? Yes, we're about to go to the movie.

What? Y 'all don't worry about me.

I'll just be sitting here so lonesome
all by myself, just sitting here

the cracks in the ceiling again.

You don't have to be lonely.

We have a surprise for you.

Reggie. I'm tired of waiting out in the
car.

You know my tape deck is broke.

How you doing, Mr. Brooks?

How yourself?

Is this your mama, Reggie? Yeah, I'm his
mama.

Who else would be coming up in his house
behind me?

Perfect!

Hey, mama, why don't you have a seat?

I don't sit on people's couches.

They're covered with diseases.

That's how they got Cassius Clay.

Hello, Cassius Flay is still alive. He
changed his name to Muhammad Ali.

Believe what you want to.

I know what I know.

Why is she here anyway? Excuse me, why
are you here? Well, we thought since you

guys didn't have anything to do, y 'all
could just keep each other company while

we went out.

What you think this is, granite daycare?

What if she needs to be changed?

Y 'all take E .T. and go home. Uh -uh,
she can't stay here.

Well, have fun. Yeah, fun.

I'm not moving from this spot till y
'all get back. Well, me neither.

Okay.

Then we'll know right where to find you.

You know you got something on your lip
right there that's big.

I do know.

Shouldn't you be getting back to the
forest with Snow White and the rest of

dwarfs?

Don't you worry, Mr. Bob.

It's hospital policy. We're going to
treat you like a king.

We take very good care of you because
you're very special to... Oh, ship

Well, I am so glad this day is almost
over.

Oh, you want to go out with me tonight?

There's this new club that opened up,
girl. No, no, no, because I'm going home

with my husband.

Mm -hmm. And what about you? Are you
going out with that new man of yours?

Oh, girl, hell no. I'll dump that punk.

Renee, I thought you said you were crazy
about him.

Girl, what happened?

Girl, you know, it's just the same old
story.

First, they want nobody but you. Then
the next thing you know, you're hearing

somebody else's name in bed.

Wait,

we did that?

No, that was me.

No, but then, uh, he proposed after a
week.

Oh, wow, yeah, that was kind of quick.
Yeah, I know.

And then when I told him no, he cried.

You dumped that punk, right?

No, I didn't dump him. It was our
wedding night.

Will, you mean that fine, tall,
chocolate man?

He cried and you didn't dump him?

Okay, look, Renee, I think I've said too
much, all right? I know Will would not

want you to know about this. All right,
I understand.

Hey, honey.

Renee, can you grab those charts for
Mrs. Eckhart, please? And if I don't,

you gonna cry?

No.

I'll just have to remind you that I'm
your superior.

Okay, well, you know, there's a lot of
charts around here, so it could take a

while. Don't go getting all emotional.

Renee, would you stop it?

Stop it? Stop what? What's going on?

Here goes the tears.

Renee, that is enough.

What?

Hi. Hey.

Baby, I kind of mentioned to Renee that
you once cried in bed.

Oh, really?

Mm -hmm.

You what?

Are you out of your mind? No, look, I'm
sorry, okay? It just kind of came out.

Baby, you're not supposed to tell that
to anybody.

It's just between...

And of all people in the world, you told
Renee.

Who can't keep a secret if you held a
gun to her head?

Oh, that was what I forgot to tell you.

When I told Tommy, he started crying
harder when I held the gun to his head

told him to scoot.

acting and the story. And the plot and
the music.

Hey! Clara, where y 'all been? We've
been sitting here for hours. Yeah, I

to use the ladies' room. Oh, we have a
restroom right upstairs on the right.

I don't use other people's facilities.

That's how they got Nipsey Russell.

Okay, now, who is they? You keep
hollering, they, who is they?

Just wait.

They coming for you.

Well, so what did you do while we were
out?

Nothing.

To watch TV or something?

You heard the Michelin man.

We did nothing.

Stared at the walls till y 'all got
back.

Okay, I'm not caught. I can't stand now.
Listen.

By the way, y 'all need to get her a
tune -up or something. Because she keep

letting these strange noises go and it
just stinks.

That wasn't me.

You a lie.

That was the cat.

We don't have a cat, Miss Brooks.

Okay, it was me.

Leslie, you need to hurry up.

I'm going to be out in the car.

Well, did you have a good time?

No, I did not.

Did you have a good time as well?

No, that was the second worst time I
ever had with a woman.

At least with my dear, we got Cora out
of it.

I need to go take a bath and wash off
some of this bitterness and iniquity.

She a nasty.

I don't think that was such a good idea.

Yeah, nobody should have to sit in a
room with your daddy for three hours. My

daddy? What about your mama?

My mama's a saint.

More like a saint than I.

And that smell?

It's cabbage soup. She's gonna die.

Your daddy is a terrible host.

He needs to be more hospitable.

Well, that old relic you call a mama...

I think I better leave. And you know
what? You can apologize to me tomorrow.

Well, you can hold your breath.

Because I never want to see you again.

Whoa.

I never want to see you again either.

Bye with your spanking mama.

She expect me to make a ham sandwich
with no jelly.

Why are you still in your robe at two in
the afternoon?

Because I was supposed to go to the
farmer's market, but since I wasn't

no need to get dressed.

Well, Kyra, put your clothes on. I'll go
with you.

No, I always go with him.

Who, Reggie?

Don't say his name.

Kyra, do you miss Reggie? I mean him
that much?

Fish in the barrel, I'm telling you. I
want my fish.

Cora, you need to come here. You just
didn't let yourself go.

Come here, Cora. Come over here and sit.
Like, sit on my knee. I'm going to tell

you a story.

Yes, Cora, just go. Oh, girl.

Girl, you messed up my laugh.

You got me snobbering.

Cora.

Cora, sit right there.

Girl, you like to bust my kneecap.

Cora, you know, one time when me and my
dear was together, Y 'all was together?

Well, Cora, we was together, but we
wasn't together. We was separated

Yes. For one time, we had had a bad
fight, Cora.

Actually, she jumped on me. She punched
me in my face and grabbed me by my

throat and put a knife to me and said,
I'll kill you.

Yes, I called the police on her. I said,
I hope you get 20 years.

But that ain't what I'm talking about,
Cora. That day, I said, I never want to

see her face again.

I was praying, and I told the Lord,
Lord, I never want to see her face

Why was that supposed to help me?

Corrie, all you think about is me, me,
me, me. You need to start thinking about

other people. That is not true.

That's your problem. I broke up with him
because of what he said about you.

What did he say about your dad?

Oh, never mind. I told him I would never
speak to him again until he apologized.

Oh, well, you stand your ground. That's
good, Corrie.

I'm walking up in other people's house.

That's what they all say.

I need you to come get this boy out of
my house. All he's doing is moping

singing old Negro spirituals.

What? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Miss Tim. It's over.

It's over.

This is all your fault.

My fault?

You know what? It don't matter whose
fault it is.

Look, how are we going to fix this?

Well, Reggie said this all started
because we don't like each other.

Well, you know what? Maybe if they
thought we got along, they would get

together. I don't care if they get back
together.

I just want that boy out of my house
before he starts listening to Lionel

Richie.

All right, Mr. Mayfield.

Your wife's gonna live.

Oh, that's great, Doc. All right. Yeah.

Bam.

Hey, baby.

Hey.

Are you okay about what happened
yesterday?

What happened?

Oh, you mean the crying thing?

Oh, I forgot all about that. Really? Oh,
yeah.

Oh, baby, I was so worried about that.

Sasha, you know, just let it go.

Let it go. I have.

See, crying is a natural emotion that,
you know, helps to relieve stress and

allows us to deal with our problems
constructively.

You were in touch with your feelings
than I thought. Hey, I'm secure in my

masculinity. Okay?

Plus, I, uh, I talked to Dr. Lucas down
in the psych department this morning.

Well, um, speaking of your masculinity,
you know what else kind of relieves

stress?

Oh, yeah.

You know, room 306 is over there.

Not funny!

Not funny! It was one night! I'm talking
to my wife!

people. Now keep your voice down for
crying.

Renee,

would you cut it out?

I told you that in confidence.

No, you told me that right here in the
waiting room.

And Will, if you want to be a crier,
then you shouldn't have married the town

crier.

How many people know about this?

None. I swear.

I just mentioned it on my blog.

Your blog?

The internet?

Oh, great.

Baby, baby, calm down.

Whatever happened to you being secure in
your masculinity? I was lying about

that crap.

I wouldn't be saying this if it was your
secret.

Well, that's because I don't have
secrets.

Really?

Really. Oh, okay.

So, um, then Renee knows that you shave
your chest.

Yep.

Will! Will, I can't believe you just
said that! And her left big toe. Will!

Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah, I like my wart now.

Why you just walk in my house?

Friend, why you didn't use the doorbell
like I asked you to?

Well, why mess with tradition?

I'm glad you came.

Well, now, I hope you don't mind I, uh,
brought a friend.

Oh, no, we don't mind.

Uh, damn it, we need to check on the
chicken. Check on the chicken.

Reggie? Cora?

I had to come.

Oh, I'm glad you felt that way. I
didn't. My mama said I had to move out

didn't come.

And she said that you wanted to
apologize?

Me? You're the one who need to
apologize.

Okay, all right.

Dinner is served.

Yes, dinner is served.

Now, I need to sit next to my friend,
Leroy.

I prefer to be called Graham.

Who cares what you do?

I'm just teasing.

Now, why don't you two sit together?

Brown, you sit here, and I'll sit here.

What you waiting on? You better be
shooting.

I ain't pushing no table.

Okay, say grace. Grace, amen.

Looks good, Mr. Brown.

You do all this yourself?

Yes, yes. I poured the chicken out of
the bucket all by myself. I didn't need

that. I am full.

I can't eat another bite. Me neither.

I'm full.

You're full?

You haven't even eaten anything yet. We
can't eat no more.

Well, it looks like they're getting
along pretty well.

Yeah. Ashley got twice as many friends
as she did yesterday.

I forgot how funny you are.

I forgot how pretty you are.

Reggie, I'm so sorry for the things I
said.

And I am sorry that I called your father
a stupid old goof.

I don't hear what you're saying there.

It was on the way over here.

Oh.

You're still my girl.

Oh, of course.

Good, they made up. Now take your stinky
mama home. Mr. Pratt, that is not nice.

That's okay.

We only like each other when we're being
honest.

Right, jackass?

Right, Broomhilda.

Who you calling Broomhilda?

I want to. Well, I tell you what. Cross
that line. Watch.

Cross to the end.

What's wrong, Renee?

My website crashed.

Oh, so your blog can't go out?

Not yet.

So that means you can keep our secret.

Well, except for the few people I told
around here.

I don't really want to.

Renee!

You know what?

We can make things very difficult for
you here, you know that?

So I have to clean out a few more
babies.

Oh, no, no, no, baby. We're thinking
about something much, much worse.

Well, give it your best shot, bougie
Barbie.

How many people around here know about
your criminal record?

Everybody that watches cops.

Well, how many of those folks saw your
mug shot?

Without your grill.

Yeah. Do you want people to know that
those pearly whites weren't always so

pearly or so white? Or yours?

Who? Y 'all wouldn't do that.

Oh, yes, we would.

Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
going to fix it right now. Look, look,

look. I'm fixing it. I'm fixing it.

There.

You just posted it, Renee.

Renee, now everybody's going to know our
business.

Oops.

I'm going to hit the wrong button.

Renee, you know what? That is just so
wrong. And that is foul, okay? You know

what?

No problem. You know what?

We got it.

We got it. We'll take care of it. We're
just going to get back to work.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Everybody just
get back to work.

Good. Hey, my man.

All right. That's for you.

Compliments of the hospital.

Make as many copies as you like. Give me
my picture. Okay?

Give me my picture. Give me that. Give
me that. Give me my picture.

Renee. Hey, listen. I just wanted to say
no hard feelings, okay? All the crying

stuff. Oh, yeah. No, it's cool.

And, Will, look, I just want you to know
that, you know, I love Sasha. That's my

girl. But if you, you know, ever want to
come over, I will wax that.

Ah, thanks.

You know what I was going to say.

Thank you. Thank you.

No problem. Thank you very much.

Have a good night.

Ship change.