All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s03e19 The Church Board

All right.

All right.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

All right.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I was born.

No, that's not what I was going to say.

Before you moved in here.

Cora, look, I'm just trying to get this
place right before my mom gets here.

That's why I'm helping you.

Why are you so nervous anyway? But your
mom's busy.

Girl, I ain't nervous.

Who said I was nervous?

Why would this darn remote work?

It's because it's the

for as long as I can remember.

Spellman grad.

Oh, she married my daddy right after
graduation.

Oh, and she also had her own interior
design company before she was my age.

Really? Wow.

My dear went to jail.

I don't know.

How did I get all this mud on my shoes?

I hope this is mud.

There's something smell funny.

No, no, no, no, no. You're going to
track it all over the house. Stop!

That's strange. That's the same thing I
heard you tell Will last night.

Bastard. You need to stay away from our
door.

I wasn't at your door. You need to learn
how to whisper.

Baby, um, could you change your clothes
before my mom gets here?

What do you mean change my clothes?
What's wrong with what I got on?

No, no, nothing.

It's just, you know, it's not special.

Oh, Will, I got a special shirt you can
wear.

He didn't say he wanted to look that
special.

I've been dressing like this all my
life. Everywhere I go, people say, you

are special.

Mr. Brown, you are special.

I know I am. But, um, could you please
give me those shoes before you mess up

the house? Okay, yeah, here, here. Be
careful with these, because these are

% cow belly.

They shave the cow's belly to make
these, don't they?

Be careful with them, then. Okay, well,
my mom is almost here.

Okay. And I am not going to let you or
your funky little shoes ruin her visit.

Okay.

out through his shoes out there like
that. I ain't, I ain't.

Well, it's not every day a woman gets a
shoe thrown at her.

Well, you done lived with my deal.

Telling Dodger's shoes was like a
national pastime with us.

That's right, with them big old size
16s. If she caught you with one of them,

was like being sideswiped with a bus.
Stop talking about my mom. Can't

else be talking about her? Look how she
look. She looking like she look.

How's that husband of yours? You know,
he owes me a round of golf.

Yeah, Mama, why didn't Daddy come?

Well, he was in the middle of one of
those projects. You know your father.

Yes, all of us in here know our father.

Except Will. He don't know his daddy.

Mr. Brown, did you have to say that?

Of course. Sometimes when I just open my
mouth, truth just spill out.

Anyway, this trip is about relaxing.

I asked my friend Sidney to meet me
here.

I don't like strangers at my house.

It's truth again.

That's what it is.

Oh, you're going to like the little
white one. Watch when you see it. Mommy,

can't wait for you to meet them. They
are so precious.

Oh, stay away from me, you mutant,
before I strangle you.

Not if I strangle you, birdie pie thing.
Hey, hey, hey, you two.

Listen, if anybody's going to be doing
any strangling around here, it's going

be me.

Boy, these kids can't catch a break.
Everywhere they go, they getting beat.

Mr. Brown, stop being messy.

Come on, help me with the wash. Well, I
hope you separated my colors before you

washed them. Well, you didn't separate
them before you wore them.

Okay, kids, this is my mother.

Mom, I want you to meet Brianna.

Hi, Brianna. Hi.

Oh, you're even prettier than your
picture.

Thank you. So are you.

Thank you.

And this little man right here is
Joaquin. Hi.

That sure is a strong handshake.

I work out.

Do we call you Grandma?

Not if you want me to answer.

Let's try Kate.

Okay.

Okay.

That must be for me.

Hello. Hey, how are you?

Welcome. Hey.

Hey, baby.

Look at you.

Do we call him Grandpa?

No. Why not?

Because he's not my father.

Okay, listen. I

want to introduce you guys.

to a revolutionary new concept.

I mean, a lot of other teams have
adopted it. And it's about time we put

our playbook.

It's called defense.

It is actually designed to stop other
teams from scoring on us.

Again.

And again.

And again.

Hey, Coach.

Oh, Ms. Simmons.

What? These boys could have been naked.

Yeah, Coach?

It has been brought to my attention that
you didn't finish your test.

Yeah, Coach. I told you yesterday. You
said don't worry about it.

Oh, oh, did he now?

Hey, this kid must have been hitting his
head during practice.

I told you yesterday.

Did you even study for the test?

I studied a little, but we've been
having late practices, working on

stuff. Well, if you don't pass my class,
you're not going to be passing anything

else.

Come on, Lieutenant Simmons. You know
I'm no good at this book stuff.

Well, you're going to have to get good
at this book stuff if you want to get

into a good college.

I got so many recruiters after me. I'll
get into a good college.

Ain't that right, coach?

Well,

before you go pro, I got a makeup test
for you.

And if you do well, you might squeak by.

Sit down, boy.

Hey, let me holler at you for a second.

Hey, Cora.

fine today, Cora.

And you smell good, too.

Hey, I need a favor.

Ah, Cora, don't give him no money. If
you start now, you'll be doing it

You'll be working two jobs like me while
he's sitting in his mama's basement

playing video games.

Mr. Brown, stop meddling.

Reggie, what you need? Yes, Reggie, what
you need?

It's about the team.

Cora ain't playing for your team. She
don't play football no more. She quit

doing peewee when she pulled a
hamstring. Mr. Brown, stop it.

As you know, our football team is doing
all right.

You a lot. All right.

Your team's sorry. They so sorry they
lose in practice, Coral. Watch this.

When's the last time y 'all won a game?

When's the last time y 'all won a game?
About three years ago. That's what I

thought. Which is why I need you to help
Scott pass his test. Well, I was

planning on helping him anyway.

Oh. Yes.

Coral, go that way.

Hey, if you really need some help, you
should let me help you out. You know,

quite the ball player on the gridiron.

Really? Yeah.

I could always use an assistant coach.

See you at practice. You going to let me
coach?

Thanks again, Corey.

Gator.

Corey, he ain't as dumb as he look is.

And that's why penguins don't go to
forms.

Thank you so much for the movie, Mr.
Graves. It was a lot of fun.

I liked the part where the little
brother made his sister's mouth

Somebody needs to make you disappear.
You get on my nerves.

I'm a little brother.

That's my job.

You should have come, Sasha.

It was a good movie. I didn't feel like
it, baby.

Um, look, the two of you need to go and
get ready for bed, okay? Okay.

Love you.

Don't I get a hug first?

I better go.

We still on for that afternoon round of
golf, Will?

Yes, sir. Looking forward to it. Now, I
hope you don't let this butt -whooping

affect our friendship.

You know what?

I was thinking the same thing.

Bye -bye. All right.

See you tomorrow?

Can't wait.

I like Sidney. He's cool people.

Mama, how could you?

Yeah, Mama, how could you?

It's not how I got to live with her.

Uh, I'm going to bed.

What's the matter with you?

You didn't say two words to Sidney.

Mom, you're cheating on my father with
another man, and you expect me to

him with open arms?

Not exactly. Mom, you need to stop this,
okay? End it before Daddy finds out. I

doubt if he cares. What are you talking
about?

Your father and I are separated.

Are you serious?

Yep.

I wanted to tell you earlier, but how do
you tell your little girl you're

leaving her father?

You don't.

Mom, whatever problems you and Daddy are
having, you can fix them.

It's not that easy, Sasha.

It's complicated.

Mom, look, I know Daddy is a little
stubborn, okay, but he's reasonable.

Look, the two of you just need to work
it out, talk it out, whatever you need

do, okay?

Look, I know he is devastated.

It's Dad. I don't want to talk.

Hey, Daddy.

Oh, yeah, I wish you'd come down with
Mom, too.

Oh, you wanted to come?

But she told you she wanted a mother
-daughter weekend with just the two of

Oh, wow. Well, you know there are more
than two of us here, right?

Yeah.

I mean, there's Will and the kids.

Mr. Brown and Cora.

Oh, yeah, yeah, Daddy. It's a houseful.

Oh, sure. She's right there. You want to
speak to her?

Oh, yeah, Dad. I'm sure she would love
to talk to you.

Hey, sweetie.

Oh, we're having a great time.

I'll tell her.

Bye. I love you, too.

Sasha. Let me explain. Mama, there is
nothing for you to explain, okay? It's

obvious.

The two of you aren't separated.

You are.

All right, Jaders!

We about to play our rivals, the Ducks!
Yeah! And when we hit the field, we

gonna hit it hard!

I've enlisted some help.

Ladies, I give you Coach Brown.

Listen up!

I said listen up. Don't be talking while
I'm talking.

Now listen, I am Coach Brown.

I've forgotten more football than any of
you maggots will ever even learn.

I love football.

I eat football. I sleep football. I like
football.

If football was a drink, I'd drink it
up.

If football was a woman, I'd marry her
and I'd cheat on her with football.

Don't talk while I'm talking, please.

Can anybody tell me what the difference
between us?

Come here. You can answer this since you
want.

Anybody in here tell me, what's the
difference between us and the Ducks?

Well, for one, they're better than us.
Well, they're better than them, at

Why don't you ever let me hear your
official team's name? Get over there.

Ain't no I in team.

If it was, it'd be T -I -E.

I teach y 'all the fundamentals of
football.

See, I perfected these techniques for
years and years of training. I need two

volunteers.

This technique can beat the single team.

It can beat the double team. It can even
beat the triple bypass team.

You come here. Get over here.

What you have for lunch? Three
sandwiches? Get over here.

Now, what I want y 'all to do is get
down, and I'm going to take both of y

and drive your little butts out of here.

Look at that!

But we have a game today.

Go back inside, Scott.

I got this.

They have a game today. He can't play.
But I thought you said you was going to

help him out.

I did. I offered him tutoring and
everything.

Come on now, Cora. That's not the kind
of help I was talking about.

Oh, you're talking about the kind of
help you was giving him by letting him

a makeup test?

Oh, I'm surprised at you.

Cora, Scotty, he's a good boy.

Football might be the only way he can
make him a decent living.

So what happens when he gets hurt and he
can't get a job because he can't spell

well enough to fill out an application?

Oh, come on. That's not going to happen.
Oh, it happens all the time, Reggie.

Listen, Scott is a football player. No,
Scott is a kid.

And he is not playing until he gets his
grades up.

I'm just trying to give Scott a future.

Don't look at him. Let's go.

And that's no dessert for you, sir.

What?

Oh, man.

Listen, we might lose.

Why can't we go to the zoo with your mom
and Mr. Grace?

Joaquin, we have already discussed this,
okay?

Okay, just listen to Sasha, all right?
You're not going with them. You're going

to go with me. We already went with you.

Your daughter won't let it.

Well, I'm sure she has her reasons.

And you watch your mouth, young lady.

All right. You guys got your jacket?

Go and let them talk. All right?

Okay?

Okay. Thank you.

So, now I'm not good enough to spend
time with my grandkids.

I don't want them getting attached to
your friend when they've already got a

grandfather.

Sasha.

Sasha!

Sidney is a good man.

Mom, he's dating a married woman.

He's not exactly what I'd call role
model material.

Well, I can just imagine what you might
think of me. Oh, I tell you, but you

taught me never to use words like that.

Your father and I, we...

I'm not in love with your father
anymore.

Are you just figuring this out? No, I've
felt this way for a while. It just

became too hard.

Mama, that's what you call marriage,
okay?

You have problems, you talk about them,
you prey on it.

Okay, you work it out, you do the work.

Well... and I just went through
something, and we did the same thing. We

it out. I'm happy for you, but sometimes
it's over.

Mommy, Daddy is a good man.

He always took such good care of us. We
took care of us. We both busted our

butts to give you everything.

Then you moved away, and suddenly it's
just the two of us.

All relationships have lulls. I thought
it would pass.

It never did.

You're my mom, and I love you, but I
can't allow you to stay under this roof

treat my daddy like that.

You're going to have to make a choice.

I made that choice years ago.

I chose me.

I'll go get my thing.

I've been full of it all my life!

Wow, this is the strangest feeling ever.

I've never heard clapping their hair
before. What did I miss?

What? Man, we in there celebrating!

Hey, what happened with you, man? Did
you panic?

Well, if he didn't, we're going to work
on it until he gets it right. Right,

Scott? That's right, Miss Sammy.

All right, well, good. Now go ahead and
join your team. Hey, hey, good game.

Oh, you didn't play.

I'm sorry, Cora, for putting you in that
awkward position.

Awkward position?

We've been celebrating, and we done
cried together, and now you want to put

in awkward position?

What kind of what?

Mr. Brown, stop being nasty.

What is he talking about? Listen, I
asked her to give Scott a passing grade

didn't deserve.

What? What's wrong with that? I used to
get passing grades I didn't deserve all

the time.

Yeah, I just grew to death, so they just
told me to go home. Pass.

I'm glad that you do.

Because without Scott playing, we was
able to open up the offense, and it

worked!